In case of slag, abuse of slag, one knife and one accurate
"Eh! The mother of the Mo family and the mother of the Jin family, hello! You've been doing well lately! Look at the richness on your faces, eh, you've gained a few pounds! ”
Listening to this white lotus-style contrived voice, it made goosebumps rise in the audience!
When Mother Jin and Mother Mo saw that it was the housewife of the Gu family who came, they couldn't help but snort and said, "Eh! You're here! Miss White Lotus is not pretending to be now, is it because your husband has seen more beauties outside and forgotten about you? Eh, it's a shame that you still have a child to save your current position! ”
The Gu family's housewife couldn't help but be angry when she heard the words of Mother Jin and Mother Mo.
Because what they said directly poked her in the underbelly. Now she is old and decrepit, her beauty is no longer what she used to be, and she can't confuse her husband by relying on her beauty. In the past, when there was beauty, my husband could still take care of a few less, as long as he didn't threaten his status, he would turn a blind eye and pass. Now her husband has raised a lot of little three and four outside, and some are even about to threaten their status, usually no one dares to say anything in front of her, but now they have peeled off their last face! It's unbearable.
Gu Hai, who was beside the Gu family's mother, secretly screamed badly, now that his father has an illegitimate child outside, his position itself is not solid, his mother is still a stupid, how can the Gu family withstand the two thousand-year-old families! His mother now has only empty status and no real power, which makes him stand out in front of a group of illegitimate children.
No, no, Gu Hai immediately made a plan in his heart and said, "I'm sorry, the Jin family's housewife and the Mo family's housewife." My mother is now old and mentally degraded, and I will control it strictly. ”
The mother of the Gu family listened to her child's words and couldn't help but object, Gu Hai immediately grabbed her mother and said the pros and cons of the form in her ear, so she had to hold her breath and keep silent.
Listening to Gu Hai's words, it made Jin Mu and Mo Mu's faces a little better. Only then did he snort coldly and said, "Now forgive you first, go in and eat!" ”
The mother of the Gu family said unconvinced: "I don't eat bear's paws, only bear's paws are worthy of my noble identity." ”
The cubs couldn't help but say to Mommy, "Mommy, Mommy! That old aunt actually eats game!! Don't you know it's illegal to eat game? ”
Jin Li looked at the pretentious appearance of the Gu family's housemother, and was very disliked, and followed what the cubs said: "Well, there is always this kind of sand sculpture, with a history of 5,000 years in China, the delicious ancestors have raised it, and now there is actually this kind of sand sculpture, if you don't eat delicious food, you actually eat things that the ancestors are not willing to raise." Eh, let's ignore this sand sculpture figure. Let's go, husband, cubs, Mom, let's go first! If you don't go with this person, your IQ will be lowered. ”
Mother Jin and Mother Mo listened to what their daughter-in-law/daughter said, their eyebrows and eyes laughed, and said: "Let's go, let's go eat delicious food first, we eat the food raised by our ancestors, and they will go to the mountains to be savages themselves!" ”
Not to be outdone, the cubs and Mo Yun followed their wives/mommy, and said as they walked: "Mommy/wife, take me, it's too low IQ to go with this person." ”
Left behind the housewife of the Gu family, whose face was flushed.
Finally, the Gu family and his party came to the banquet hall, all the guests arrived, and the banquet officially began.
Singing and dancing, Jin Li and Mo Yun, as the hosts of the banquet, of course have to start the dance.
The cubs were looking at the shameless cheap dad on the sidelines, and they actually kidnapped their own mommy like this, puffing up and hamster face.
Jin Li and Mo Yun danced a love dance, which is in line with today's engagement ceremony.
The Mo family is all here, after all, the population is simple, there are only Jin Father, Jin Mother, Mo Yun, Mo Chu and Mo Li! There is no mother's family either.
The Jin family, Grandpa Jin and Grandma Jin are now being treated abroad. Jinmu's mother's family is in country H again, and now the situation is a little tense and can't come over easily.
Jin's father and Jin's mother and two sons watched their daughter/sister on the side and felt reluctant, and they didn't raise them for a few days before they were abducted by Mo Yun, the king of eight lambs.
Father Jin and Mother Jin had no choice but to stare at the two brothers of the Jin family!
Jinhua ......
Jinyi ......
My mother's terrible eyes were a little flustered for some reason.
Mother Jin and Father Jin looked at their two stupid sons, and couldn't help but sigh and said, "You guys! You guys! I'm almost 30 years old! Don't have a girlfriend yet? Do you like men, and besides, it's okay to like men, as long as you like Mommy, you agree, but you don't even let us see the grass. You're all too old! My younger sisters are now married. Look at your ......."
Jinhua and Jinyi couldn't stand the devastation of their parents' tight spells, so they had to run away in disgrace!
Father Jin and Mother Jin looked at their stupid son and sighed silently.
Jin Li and Mo Yun were dancing unhappily, and a woman with a distorted face on the side looked at the scene in front of her with jealousy, and she snorted coldly.
His eyes motioned for the waiter to come over, whispered a few things in his ear, and then gave a little money.
At first, the waiter disagreed, but looking at the thousands of dollars she gave, he gritted his teeth and agreed, after all, he just told her to go outside, and if he was discovered, he could also say that he was just a messenger.
Jin Li actually discovered that something was wrong with this woman early on.
After all, how can a woman stare at you so unabashedly, how can she not find out, and she is staring at you so explicitly.
Jin Li and Mo Yun were dancing and communicating about it.
Jin Li looked at Mo Yun and said, "Look at it, look at it." If that woman over there had been a killer look, I'd probably be dead several times. ”
Mo Yun was obsessed with his own wife's soft waist that could be hugged with one hand, listening to his daughter-in-law's words, she sobered up a little, glanced at the woman and said, "Wronged! Wife. I'm going to vomit that woman's ugly, and if you look at the powder on her face, it's almost as thick as the city wall, and I don't know her. Woo woo woo, wife, I love you but heaven and earth can learn from it, if I like a woman other than you, there will be thunder outside. ”
Tiandao Taixu, who was looking at his daughter's engagement banquet with a clairvoyant mirror, looked at his daughter-in-law and smiled obscenely, hey, hey, hey.
Taixu ordered Thor to strike a thunderbolt in the small world where Jin Li was.
Hear the thunder of Mo Yun and Jin Li.
……
Shura field, absolute Shura field.
Jin Li pinched Mo Yun's waist and said, "Look, it's thundering outside!" Hum! ”
Mo Yun twisted a bitter face, and said aggrievedly: "Wife, don't wronged me!" When I heard this, I knew that it was Thor who hit the thunder. ”
Jin Li snickered inwardly, but still put on a look of me being angry.
Mo Yun was annoyed for a moment, and simply kissed his own wife without doing anything.
Jinli ......
Just after the music ended, the two of them were witnessing the moment of love in the eyes of others!
The woman who was peeping on the side was so angry that she was about to crush her teeth when she watched the scene in front of her!
It turned out to be really crushing my front teeth!
White Lotus ......
Afraid that she would lose control at the banquet, White Lotus had to go outside first.
It's just that when I went outside and passed the threshold, I accidentally fell, and I landed on my face.
The people around were looking at the handsome man and beautiful woman in front of them, but they didn't see the woman, but Jin Li and Mo Yun had been secretly observing the woman, and when they saw the woman fall face to the ground, the two couldn't help laughing.
The beauty and the handsome man look good when they smile, and the guests present are fascinated by the picture in front of them!
Looking at Jin Li's quiet and elegant smile and Mo Yun's doting and considerate smile when she looked at Jin Li and smiled.
Each of the guests was fascinated by their smiles. Feel the joy of this couple.
But actually.
Jin Li: I'm rubbing, my koi luck has worked! Hahahahaha. I want to laugh out loud, but I have to look like a little fairy, I can't laugh, I have to hold back, the fairy girl can't collapse.
Mo Yun: I'll rub it, that disgusting woman has fallen now, allowing you to interfere with my relationship with my own wife and kill you.
The fallen white lotus got up from the ground, touched her nose, and actually crooked!!
Be careful to see around and no one is looking at her.
So she used her magic energy to fix her nose again.
At this time, both the Jin family and the Mo family felt that something was wrong, because they felt the demonic energy.
glanced at the woman who was even more pretentious than the Gu family's housewife, and then pretended that nothing had happened.
After all, everyone present is basically ordinary people, and they can't cause chaos.
So the Jin family and the Mo family secretly added many secret guards of the Jin family and the Mo family.
Jin Li and Mo Yun glanced at each other, making Mo Chu optimistic about the cubs. Don't let the cubs out to avoid danger.
The cubs came and stood, agreeing.
After that, let the guests start to taste the wine.
Then Jin Li silently approached the waiter.
The waiter saw Jin Li coming, and knew that his opportunity had come.
He walked over to Jin Li and said, "Miss, there's a woman looking for you outside." ”
Jin Li glanced at him lightly, and that glance made the waiter feel as if he had been seen through! I looked at it again, and it seemed like I was making a fuss.
Jin Li said yes, and then walked outside.
After watching the eldest lady leave, the waiter unconsciously touched his back, and his back was soaked with sweat.
The waiter was about to breathe a sigh when Steward Wu came to the waiter and said that he had been fired.
The waiter just wanted to ask why, but when he saw Steward Wu's calm and unwavering eyes, he silently swallowed back his words.
The waiter knew that his matter was exposed, so he had to slip away.
Jin Li came outside.
When White Lotus saw Jin Li coming, the malice in her eyes was about to be irrepressible.
The White Lotus twisted her throat and said, "Eh! Miss Jin, you're here! ”
Jin Li said calmly: "Please don't complain, I'm a woman, and I don't know you well, won't you introduce who you are when you talk to someone?" ”
White Lotus twisted her face and said, "My name is White Lotus, and this name will be remembered for the rest of your life." Because today is your time of death. ”
Then the white lotus's whole body was covered with demonic energy, and she was just about to attack, but she fell and fainted.
The stones in the ground show the inadequacy of this white lotus.
Jin Li kicked her in the face and said, "Hey, weak chicken." I haven't made a move yet? It's you who walks without looking at the road! Really, I fell down twice a day and still don't remember it. Look at your face, won't you go to a better cosmetic surgery hospital? ”
At this time, the Jin family and the Mo family ran over.
Several people saw that Jin Li was fine, and then they all made up for the White Lotus and a few Foshan shadowless feet.
White Lotus ......
Woo, my face is swollen into a pig's head.
Whew, my fake nose is completely broken.
For Jin Li to know about Xiuzhen, the Jin family and the Mo family are not surprised, after all, the koi jade pendant has a heritage.
At this time, Mo Li just came to the gate of the banquet, and just got out of the car and saw the Jin family and the Mo family gathered at the door.
Mo Li came to them and looked at the white lotus on the ground for a moment, thought about it, and said to everyone: "This person is the Bai clan!" In the past few years, I have investigated some clues abroad. The Bai nationality is in country H. And the woman who abandoned her sister-in-law when she was a child is called Bai Fumei. This White Lotus is her sister. ”
The crowd fell silent.
I don't know how to say it.
Looking at the white lotus lying on the ground, several people's eyes were complicated, and they even wanted to make up for a few knives.
Jin Li thought for a while and said, "Let's let the tiger return to the mountain first!" Avoid startling snakes. We need to lure the snake out of the hole. ”
Everyone exchanged and agreed with Jin Li's opinion, after all, there are no clues now, and even the Bai family's base camp is not known.
Jin Li placed a tracking charm on the White Lotus and asked the Dark Guard to throw the White Lotus to the grass outside the hotel.