Chapter 107: Drunk Man Takes Off My Pants
"Hey. [Full text reading. You come back to me. Autumn Colors shouted in the back. But the second dog ran fast. In the blink of an eye, it disappeared into the alley.
It turned out. Since the day before yesterday, Qingniang left. Ai Laohu plunged into the liquor shop of Shopkeeper Li. At first, Shopkeeper Li didn't care. After all, Master Hu had also gone to him to drink before. Generally, after drinking two jars, people leave. But this time, the four altars were drunk, and there was no intention of stopping. There were not a few bites of food on the table. shouted vigorously for the store to serve wine. He was sitting in the middle of the shop. Plus the ruthlessness of desperately pouring alcohol. The frightened guests at the door turned around and left.
Shopkeeper Li was anxious and helpless. I thought that when it got dark, Ai Laohu would leave. But he didn't want to wait until the time of the lamp, and the tiger master had no intention of leaving. Still drinking, shouting loudly. In the end, Ai Laohu drank and didn't wake up. Straight to the table. Spent the night in the liquor store.
The next day, Shopkeeper Li originally thought that even if the tiger master didn't thank him, he took care of him all night. I will also go home and have a good rest. But he didn't expect that the tiger master had no intention of leaving at all. I had to frown and offer him another morning's wine. But I saw the noon meal. The guests were at the door again and left. Shopkeeper Li's worried hair is about to turn white.
"Master Tiger. Drinking too much alcohol hurts the body. Or you might as well go home and rest. Shopkeeper Li stepped forward to persuade Ai Laohu.
But Ai Tiger was drunk. A piece of silver slammed down on the table. "How. I'm afraid that the tiger master won't be able to give you money. ”
Shopkeeper Li choked. I could only smile and go back to the counter. But I was in a hurry. Seeing that noon was almost past. In addition to Ai Laohu. Not a single guest either.
Thought and thought. Shopkeeper Li decided to ask Ai Laohu's family to pick him up. People who drink a lot of alcohol will not be really angry with their families no matter how drunk they are. But I always saw Ai Laohu walking around the dock, but I didn't know where his home was. And it's weird, too. Today, there is not even a single officer of the yamen on the wharf. If you don't let the other servants bring the tiger master back to the yamen, it will be done.
In the end, Shopkeeper Li set his sights on the teahouse. Although the tiger master did not explicitly say that the teahouse was his home. But it's a fact that he often appears in teahouses. And the relationship between Autumn Color and Ai Laohu has always been very ambiguous. So he asked Ergou to go to the teahouse to find someone. Yesterday I went a few times. There was no one in the teahouse. At night, no one entered through the front of the teahouse. Shopkeeper Li, who was tortured by Ai Laohu for a day and a night, ruthlessly asked Ergou to find autumn color. Fortunately, Ergou lived up to expectations. Finally, this evening, I saw the autumn colors appear on the pier.
Thereupon. Ergou, with the help of Shopkeeper Li, half-supported Ai Laohu and half-supported him and followed behind Qiuse. But I saw the autumn color turn into the alley and open the back door. So there was the scene just now.
Although Qiu Shi didn't know how much trouble Ai Laohu had caused to Shopkeeper Li in the past two days. But know how difficult a drunk person is. Especially a man. Besides, does he have anything to do with himself? Why did you send people to her? It's a pity that no matter how loud the autumn color shouts. Neither dog came back. The extremely angry autumn color effortlessly pushed away Ai Laohu, who was half pressed on his body. Let him sit on the threshold. I ran to the liquor store of the shopkeeper Li to ask for an explanation. But the liquor store has long been locked. No matter how much Ren Qiuse shoots, there is no movement. On the contrary, it attracted the people next to him to look at the autumn colors frequently.
"You wait for me." Autumn colors don't want to attract attention anymore. angrily kicked the door hard, but kicked his own foot painfully. She gasped. Limped back to the back door of the teahouse.
Ai Laohu was still half-leaning there like a dead pig. The snoring sounded earth-shattering. The smell of alcohol mixed with the sour smell of sweat and vomit on his body.
Autumn covered her nose and frowned. Now she's worried, too. If you lock Ai Laohu out of the door for a night. Even if it's warm, you'll catch a cold. And when he wakes up, will he hold a grudge against himself. What if you don't have anything to do to find yourself a little foot or something? But if you get him into the teahouse. Even if it's not in the same room as yourself, it's even more difficult to tell in the future. What to do.
"Master Tiger. Tiger Master, wake up. Autumn pinched her nose and kicked him twice.
"Gross." I don't know if I was kicked by the autumn colors. Ai Laohu frowned. He tilted his head and suddenly vomited. I almost splashed the autumn colors.
"What are you doing?" Autumn colors jump back. Danger away from the filth. Glaring at Ai Laohu.
But Ai Tiger didn't pay attention to her at all. After vomiting, it may be more comfortable. Lie straight back. Then he snored. This time it was directly across the threshold. Autumn Colors couldn't even keep him out of the door.
"Makes you drunk. Makes you drunk. Qiu Se spun around in place twice and then kicked Ai Laohu hard twice.
But this time, Ai Laohu didn't react at all. Even the rhythm of snoring hasn't changed.
The autumn colors were angry for a while. In the end, there was no way. still resigned himself to pulling Ai Laohu's arm and dragging him into the courtyard. Die and die. Anyway, this scandal has long been spread and it is not good.
Pull Ai Lao into the yard. Close the back door. Autumn colors pondered for a while. still decided to drag him into the house where Granny Cai used to live. There was all the bedding in the room. Close to the kitchen. It's also convenient to drink water or something.
Autumn colors are very good. You can go back to the house to drag people. But accidentally one of the arms fell off without grabbing it. Autumn colors are hard again. Ai Laohu's head slammed against the flower pot next to him. Yin Hong's blood flowed out at once. Scared the autumn colors out of the way.
"Master Tiger. Tiger Master. You're fine. Autumn squatted next to Ai Laohu's head. Asked him with concern.
Xu had a cut on his head, and he felt a little painful. Maybe the wine has sobered up a bit. Ai Laohu opened his eyes in a daze.
You can still open your eyes when you see people. The autumn colors are a little more relaxed. Asked him again. "Master Tiger. You don't have a headache. ”
But the tiger didn't seem to hear it. Frowning. Hold up your upper body with your arms dangling.
"You're going to get up." Seeing this, Qiu Se hurriedly stepped forward and stood up with Ai Laohu's arm. "It's best if you can get up. Take a few steps. I went into the house and lay down on the bed and fell asleep. Ay. Where are you going, Master Tiger? ”
Autumn was surprised that Ai Laohu didn't enter the house, but turned around and went to the edge of the flower pot. I didn't wait to ask him what he was doing. saw that he knew that Suo Suo lifted the placket and began to untie his trousers. Frightened, Autumn Colors shouted loudly. "What are you doing?"
"Shhhh Ai Laohu didn't open his eyes. muttered inarticulately. Then a jet of water with the smell of urine shot out.
The faces of the autumn colors are all green. It took a long time to react. He hurriedly withdrew his hand and turned his back. But behind him came the sound of a heavy fall to the ground.
"Ahh Autumn Colors cried out loudly. Then Qi's face turned red. He scolded without words: "Ai Laohu." You're fucking hearted. Hurry up and get out of here. "But no matter how the autumn color is called, how scolded. There was no one behind him. On the contrary, Ai Laohu's snoring sounded again.
I waited for a long time. Autumn colors slowly turn around to look. After seeing Ai Laohu's state clearly. Her breasts rose and fell sharply. I can't wait to turn into a powerful superman and throw this muddy dog-like person on the ground out of the hospital. Breath to gas. In the end, Qiu Shi still resigned herself to her fate, and dragged Ai Laohu, who was lying on the ground, towards the house.
Finally, before the bed, it was no longer possible to drag and drop. Qiu Se could only resign herself to bending down and putting one of Ai Laohu's arms across her neck. The other hand wrapped around his waist and tried to get up.
But where is a drunken big man who is autumn and a woman can move. Tried a few times. A thin layer of sweat appeared on the body of the autumn color. finally knelt on the ground and helped Ai Laohu's upper body up.
Autumn tried to prop up one leg. He was going to pick up the other leg and throw Ai Laohu onto the bed. That's when the convolutable happened. Ai Laohu's pants fell off. It may be that he didn't care about it just now. It could also have been scraped off when you just crossed the threshold. In a word. When the autumn colors stand up. I saw Ai Laohu's bronzed thighs. The hem of his shirt moved, and even his thing loomed.
Autumn is furious. With a red face, he scolded: "Ai Laohu." You're shameless. Scolding. Then he withdrew his hand and pushed him. But the weight of the whole body of the Ai Tiger was almost all on the autumn color. Coupled with the autumn color, it is embarrassing and annoying. and anxious to avoid the sight. In the panic, it didn't take much effort at all. Ai Tiger who has lost its support? Under the action of inertia, it fell towards the autumn color. By the time Autumn Colors found out, it was too late to hide.
"Ahh Autumn Colors screamed. I felt like my ribs were going to break. Angrily pushed outward. "You get out of here."
But where can the drunk Ai Tiger be pushed by her. No matter how the autumn colors push. Ai Laohu didn't move. Instead, his face rubbed against his autumn-colored soft chest. His hands clenched the autumn colors under him.
Autumn colors are shy and angry. Shouting and pushing while scolding. But the Ai Tiger on his body just didn't move. On the contrary, the strength of the two arms became stronger and stronger. Struggling. Autumn suddenly felt that there was a ** thing on her thighs that was squeezing herself. I just wanted to scold. Instantly understood, it was an object belonging to Ai Laohu. His face suddenly burned red. My heart pounded. Don't dare to move anymore. I'm afraid that I will provoke the man on my body. Let's have a 'drunken sex'.
But this posture is really uncomfortable. Autumn Color's back lay completely on the ground. From time to time, the cool air ran down her pores and into her body. In front of him, there was a man with his lower body exposed. His face was buried in his chest. Clasp your hands around your waist. The man's scorching body temperature is constantly transmitted to the autumn colors through his clothes. A hot and cold pinch. Autumn felt like she was about to faint.
I don't know how much has passed. Ai Laohu is probably completely asleep. The arms holding the autumn colors are not so tight. Qiu Se finally pushed the Ai Tiger away with all his strength. The available force is too large. caused Ai Laohu's head to hit the ground. It just happened to be the place where it was broken just now.
"Shhhh Ai Laohu rubbed his aching head. Finally opened his eyes. It took a while to react when I saw the blood on my hands. 'Ouch' and rolled over. He reached out and touched his waist, but he didn't touch anything. Dimly, I saw a figure in front of me. Straight forward, he pressed the autumn colors under him again. Hands clasped around her neck.
"Ahem." Autumn color's neck was pinched and couldn't breathe. His hands kept scratching at Ai Laohu's face.
The pain finally brought Ai Laohu to his senses. When he saw that he was actually pressing the autumn color on his body, he was frightened and let go of his hand. When I stood up, I felt my legs swish. Look down. His face turned suspiciously red. He roared angrily: "Ding Qiuniang." Why are you taking off my pants? ”
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