Chapter 109: The duck in his hand suddenly didn't smell good

"Mama Li?" Tianling looked at the kind woman who was mixed in the embroidery pile with a surprised expression, it was Mama Li who he asked to contain Wu Quan at the beginning!

Why did Mama Li of the Weaving Division follow the owner of the tailor shop to Jiangshan?

Mama Li smiled lightly at Tianling and shook her head slightly.

Tianling comprehended, stopped making a sound, and after everyone was arranged properly and everyone dispersed, Tianling pulled Mama Li aside.

"How did you get here?" Heavenly Spirit asked.

"This is thanks to the blessing of my little father-in-law, so that I can still come out of the deep palace once in my life." Mama Li smiled and said, "Your Majesty knows about the tent and sleeping bag that you and Lord Song are doing in Jiangshan." ”

"Huh? You're here to help? "Heavenly Spirit was even more surprised, it couldn't be!

"That's right." Mama Li nodded, "On the orders of His Majesty, the Weaving Department specially dispatched two hundred people to help Lord Song and the little father-in-law tide over the difficulties. ”

This... How is this possible? Could it be that the emperor's conscience has found out?

Mama Li couldn't close her mouth when she saw Tianling in shock, and said with a smile, "I'm standing in front of you, you still don't believe it's true?" ”

After that, he took out a waist card from his arms, "Do you believe it?" ”

"Mama said and laughed, how can the heavenly spirit not believe you!" Tianling smiled and led Mama Li to the house, ordered someone to serve tea, and greeted him diligently, and repeatedly told him that if there is anything he is not used to in Jiang Mountain, just say to himself.

Coaxed Mama Li into a smile, and after drinking a cup of tea, Tianling also knew the purpose of the emperor sending Mama Li of the Weaving Division to come over.

They wanted to use tents and sleeping bags for armaments!

At present, the camp tents and armaments used by the soldiers of the Great Wei are not light, and when they fight, they affect the speed of the march very much, and when they heard that Tianling and Lord Song made something in Jiangshan that could be used to spend the night in the field in winter, the emperor had a thought.

Zuo Wen couldn't hide the matter of recruiting tailors and embroiderers in the capital, so he secretly mixed the people of the weaving department and followed the tailor shop owner to Jiangshan.

Mama Li's task is to come in the name of the embroidery girl to learn the fabric and pattern of the sleeping bag!

In the name of helping, he came to steal teachers to learn art, not only did he not give them money, but he also gave them wages, the dog emperor was really traitorous!

Tianling couldn't say anything after suffering a dumb loss, so he ran to Lord Song to complain angrily, but Lord Song didn't raise his head, "Don't be angry, there is not much silver to do." ”

"Not many of you come out? You don't have a backache when you stand and talk! Tianling crossed his hands on his hips, "You handed over the financial power of Jingjiang Guandao to me, my back pain is almost gone, and you actually said that there is not much silver in total!" You are not sorry for this! ”

Lord Song laughed, "Didn't I hear you say that the money was enough, and the extra 200 people's wages were also bearable." ”

"It's not this, I just think Your Majesty is too shrewd." Tianling sat down on the Luohan chair next to him, "If Your Majesty buys ······ directly from me"

"You're dreaming." Lord Song interrupted Tianling, "Want to make money and want to go crazy?" Even His Majesty's silver dares to calculate. ”

"Not really!" Tianling was not convinced, "It's just business." ”

Lord Song sighed, stopped the pen in his hand to draw drawings, and said earnestly, "Tianling, business is done by ordinary people, you and me, are not among them. ”

"Now that Beiliang is eyeing the tiger, there may be wars at the border at any time, major military matters, Your Majesty is more anxious, and there are not so many concerns, it is understandable, you are a smart child, you must be able to understand the truth of urgency, you must not be dissatisfied."

"The official knows that you are just talking angry, and he doesn't think so in his heart, but how many people know you like the official? If someone with a heart listens to it, what should I do if I stumble on you behind your back? ”

"You are out of the palace this time, you are considered a young man, there are many people with red eyes, I believe you understand these truths, so you must be more cautious in your words and deeds, you are young and have experienced few things, you must not know the sky and the earth to speak wildly, understand?"

Tianling looked at Lord Song with a serious expression, did not speak, slid down from the Luohan chair, and bowed deeply to Lord Song, "Thank you Lord Song for mentioning something." ”

The little things are sincere, although in the eyes of the heavenly spirit, it is impossible for Lord Song to say that it is impossible for him to happen, but with this intention, it is worth this gift!

Lord Song looked at the heavenly spirit in front of him with a respectful look on his face, and sighed deeply again, smart and kind can still listen to persuasion, how can he be a eunuch in the inner palace? Even if it's a beggar, it's better than now!

Because of the help of the Weaving Division and the blessing of Lord Song's water-to-large spinning wheel, the production of sleeping bags, sleeping mats and tents was completed ahead of schedule!

With tents and sleeping bags, the people did not have to go back and forth between their homes and construction sites, which saved a lot of time, and the construction of official roads began to speed up.

Lord Song ate and slept with the people, and also lived on the construction site, while the heavenly spirit was responsible for transporting grain and grass to them every day.

It was carried out in an orderly manner, and the only exception was Mama Li and others, who did not leave Jiang Shan after making a sleeping bag in the sleeping bag, but stayed directly.

What made Tianling even more interesting was that once Tianling went back ahead of schedule to deliver grain and grass, he actually saw Mama Li standing respectfully in front of the eighth prince dressed as Mr. Gu.

This is worth thinking about, if Mama Li stands in front of the Eighth Prince like this, Tianling doesn't feel any different, but the Eighth Prince who looks like Mr. Gu is weird.

The old lady of the deep palace and Mr. Jianghu, two people who can't fight together for eight lifetimes stand together, which can only show that Mama Li knows that Mr. Gu is the eighth prince!

How could Mama Li, who rarely leaves the palace, know such a secret? The only way is to die!

Scold! Really!

From the moment Mr. Gu appeared, Tianling began to suspect that he was the emperor's person, and later after knowing that Mr. Gu was the eighth prince, he became more and more convinced of this conjecture.

He said that the emperor's news was so fast, and that the sleeping bags and tents had just been made on their side, and the emperor had sent someone over.

I'm afraid that by the time they were experimenting with tents and sleeping bags, the news had already entered the palace!

And what happened next directly confirmed Tianling's guess.

Mama Li and they directly obeyed the orders of the eighth prince, and moved the water to the outside of the county, and more than 200 people from the weaving department guarded the water to the spinning wheel day and night.

And all the spun things are made into sleeping bags and boxed on the spot, and they are stacked in the warehouse and guarded by the guards.

When the eighth prince did these things, he intentionally or unintentionally avoided the heavenly spirit, but the heavenly spirit was like a mirror in his heart, and when he saw him like this, he smiled and said nothing.

Every now and then, the eighth prince feels very bad in his heart, and he can't tell what it feels like, but he can't figure it out clearly, and he feels very uncomfortable.

It wasn't until later, seeing that Tianling seemed to like the big Dongzhu on his waist very much, so he found a reason to reward Tianling for it, and this feeling was slightly better.

And Tianling took the big Dongzhu to show off in front of Lord Song, and got a slap in the eye from Lord Song.

Tianling put the Dadong bead into the box and slapped Wang Xiping, who was trying to grab the bead on the side, "Don't scratch it, this is not an ordinary bead." ”

Wang Xiping looked at Tianling suspiciously, "What is that?" ”

"This is the conscience of the eighth prince." Tianling smiled and closed the box, "It's like the emperor dropped when he betrayed me." ”

"In this case, the master will leave it to me for safekeeping." Wang Xiping licked his paws.

"Robots still like jewelry?"

"Didn't you say that this is the conscience of the Eighth Prince? Under normal circumstances, the material of human conscience is meat, which will rot if it is not stored at low temperature. Wang Xiping is serious.

"I now believe that you are indeed a companion robot." Heavenly Spirit Dao.

"How do you see that?" Wang Xiping asked.

"It's going to be a bad joke." Tianling's tone was calm.

"Then why doesn't the master laugh?"

"It's so cold, my mouth is frozen, my lip muscles can't stretch, I can't laugh." The heavenly spirit was expressionless.

"Master, I'll help you right away!" Wang Xiping's rare generosity, "There is a suspicion of facial paralysis if your face is stiff, I will test and treat it for you!" ”

"When did you restart the medical function?" Tianling turned his head and looked at Wang Xiping, "If I'm not mistaken, the current weather, it's difficult for you to recharge, right?" Did I say that you are not allowed to take other people's calories at will, so as not to cause harm to the world? ”

"Uh······" Wang Xiping was suddenly silenced, he seemed to have said something wrong.

"Tell me the truth!" Tianling looked at Wang Xiping sternly.

"Master, I was wrong!" Wang Xiping put his two paws together in front of Tianling, "It snowed before, and it would have melted the next day, but I delayed the snow for a few days······"

"Forget it this time, you won't be allowed to do this without my permission in the future!" Tian Ling thought for a moment, "I forgot to ask, how did you set up your charging program?" ”

"Without harming the social environment, it is automatically recharged." Wang Xiping said.

"Not harmful to the social environment? How is this criterion defined? The Heavenly Spirit continued to ask.

"One, don't freeze to death; Second, do not freeze the animal; Three, do not freeze the plants. Wang Xiping is like a treasure, "Master, don't worry, this time let the snow delay and no one will freeze to death." ”

"This standard... It's really... Simple and rude does not harm the social environment! Tianling tugged at the corners of his mouth and slapped it on Wang Xiping's head, "I don't know what your world is like, but what I want to tell you is that in my world and this world, not freezing people, animals, and plants cannot be used as a standard for harming the social environment, and the impact of severe cold is unpredictable, so I have repeatedly asked you not to ingest heat energy at will." ”

"Yes, master." Wang Xiping responded obediently, "It won't be next time." ”

Tianling touched Wang Xiping's head, "Good." ”

"Master, I still think you need to do a health check." Wang Xiping said again.

"Again, I'm not paralyzed."

"It's an obligation to accompany the robot." Wang Xiping's eyes flashed green, "It's useless for you to refuse, in the default authorization item, I have the right to conduct a physical examination on you on schedule." ”

Wang Xiping said, two green lights were released from the cat's eyes and projected on Tianling, and after scanning back and forth several times, a picture appeared in front of Tianling's eyes, and something similar to a CT photo on the screen came into Tianling's eyes.

"Is this me?" Tian Ling asked, pointing to the screen.

"Yes master, here's your RT inspection photo." Wang Xiping replied.

"RT photo? Something similar to CT? ”

"I haven't heard of the CT that the master said, but I can explain to the master what RT means, in my world, the medical level has reached an unprecedented height, and all diseases can be detected by the human health examination machine, and the scan result is the human body examination photo, which is the picture you see now, referred to as the RT examination photo or RT."

"It's all machine testing, so what are the doctors in the hospital doing?" The RT issue has been solved, and the Heavenly Spirit has a new problem.

"The doctor is responsible for the maintenance of the machine, as well as the surgery where the machine is not operable." Wang Xiping replied.

"Awesome." Tian Ling looked at this RT that looked very much like CT, "Then did you check out what was wrong with me?" ”

"Judging from the RT display results, the owner's body... ADT should have been performed. Wang Xiping paused, "The current test results show that you will not be able to have children in the future, in addition, because of the influence of ADT, your male sexual characteristics and physiology have also been affected accordingly······"

"Nonsense, I've become a little father-in-law, don't know this? And am I ADT? ADT is androgen deprivation therapy, and I'm being castrated! Not surgical castration! Tianling glared at Wang Xiping, "This is the most suitable body you are looking for." ”

"What, do you want to hear good news?" Wang Xiping knew that he was at a loss, and tried to brush up on a wave of goodwill in front of Tianling.

"Tell me about it." Heavenly Spirit Dao.

"That is, you will never have the possibility of prostatitis and prostate cancer in your life, and you will not be happy!" Wang Xiping wagged his tail and begged for praise, but was directly thrown out of the door by Tianling.

"Before you think about how to apologize, you just stay outside!"

It's really infuriating! What kind of intelligent companion robot is this, it should be a sand sculpture, right?

In the following days, in addition to delivering grain and grass to the construction site every day, Tianling shrank in the house and circled around the wild grapefruit seedlings dug from the mountain.

Improve a wild grapefruit seedling in winter, and after a few years, you will have sweet pomelo to eat, what else is more to look forward to?

In addition, Tianling also asked Qiao Mianzhi to buy a lot of ducks and come back to slaughter, the meat was smoked into a plate duck, and after the duck feathers were washed clean, they were scalded back and forth with boiling water several times to eliminate the poison, and they were taken to the tailor's shop, and the tailor shop owner made three down jackets.

One for himself, one for Lord Song, one for Qiao Mianzhi, as for the Eighth Prince? No!

Although I know that he is acting on orders, but I have been together for so long, and I sell my teammates so simply and thoroughly, it can be seen that I am a pit teammate, and a pit teammate still wants a down jacket? No way!

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"Little adult, the official road is going to be completed ahead of schedule." Qiao Mianzhi said to Tianling, who was gnawing on the duck. "The Eighth Prince's side has already started to load the car, and is ready to transport it as the first batch of commercial goods opened on the Jingjiang Official Road."

"What?" Tianling was stunned for a moment, and it was completed ahead of schedule? Doesn't that mean that you have to go back to the palace yourself?

The duck in his hand suddenly stopped smelling.

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