Chapter Ninety-Seven: The Battle of the Bell (2) Let the "Rabbit Cub" Robert? Baratheon came out and died!
Everywhere the soldiers of Wang's army slid down the ladder screaming, but soon there were companions who took their place and continued the battle.
A king led a soldier to climb the wall with a roar, and his roar read: "Robert, the rabbit? Baratheon came out and died! He was indeed entitled to be called Robert, for judging by his wrinkled face, he was at least fifty years old.
Maybe yelling like this would give him courage and make him less afraid? Or was he going to motivate himself by imagining the reward of Robert's head?
He roared and climbed up to the top of the city, unexpectedly, he was not stopped, he cautiously poked his head out of the city, and found that there were no enemies around him to pay attention to him, so he stepped over the city wall with one leg, this obscene act was completely disproportionate to the "ferocity" on his lips! Maybe even he didn't believe he would meet Robert? Baratheon!
When he finally stood at the head of the city, and then turned (shēn) to move forward, he slammed into a "wall", and he got up (shēn) with a curse and said, "Which two hundred and five designers designed a wall at the head of the city!" I greet his ancestors! He carefully dipped his fingers in the liquid coming from under his nose and looked at it.
"It's okay, there were no nosebleeds! the broken wall! He rubbed his finger against his pants and kicked the "wall" hard.
"Oops! Why is this wall so hard! It's made of steel! He grinned and jumped straight on his right foot.
He stepped forward and touched the "wall" again, it was slippery, cold, and it felt really metallic. He could still faintly see his own reflection on it.
"Have you had enough?" Suddenly, the "wall" actually spoke. The wall was a large living man, dressed in full (shēn) plate armor, shining with silver, and compared to the short soldier, the man was really tall like a "wall".
The quality of this king's team is really poor enough! What kind of soldiers are recruited! Even if you look short and obscene, it's still a highly myopic eye!
"I heard you're looking for 'Bunny' Robert? Baratheon came out to die? The tall (shēn) figure spoke in a deep voice, and waved the monstrous weapon in his hand, a blood-smelling warhammer that looked weighty. But under the wielding of his master, he was vigorous, as if he was wielding a feather duster with ease.
The soldier led the army to look at the giant man wielding a sledgehammer, a chill ran down his back to his brain, his throat was tight and uncomfortable, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva deeply, but he still couldn't stop his legs from trembling. After all, even a fool knows that the other party is definitely not here to play tricks.
He took a closer look at the giant man in front of him, and he had to raise his head as best he could to look up at the giant man, who looked very young and handsome, with black hair and a playful smile on his lips. What attracted him the most were the metal antlers on the top of the giant man's head and the black buck coat of arms (xiōng).
The answer has been called, and in front of him is the owner of the Storm's End, the leader of the rebels, Robert? The Duke of Baratheon himself is here!
"Have you seen Robert? Baratheon? After a long time, the soldier finally held back a sentence.
"I've seen him, I've seen him often, and I've had dinner with him! Especially when looking in the mirror, you say Robert? Isn't Baratheon handsome? By the way, you say again what are you looking for him? Robert "lightly" put down the hammer, and the heavy hammer slammed heavily on the ground of the city wall with a loud noise, and then he leaned on the hammer with his right hand (shēn) body, and pretended to be careless, blowing the fingernails of his left hand, and assumed a leisurely and comfortable position.
"I've heard of Robert? Baratheon's head is worth a lot, a full 100,000 gold dragons plus a knighthood with a fief! Hey, hey, but you know, it's just a need for work, after all, I also have a wife and children to support, in fact, I'm sorry for Robert? Baratheon himself has no opinion????" The king led the soldiers to rub their hands together in an impatient and greedy look, and then said with a sneer.
"Congratulations, you're close to 100,000 Golden Dragons and the Knight Title plus the territory!" Robert spoke slowly.
"Really?"
"Really! I'll see! Yes! It's about two meters or so! Wait, if you count the height, I'm afraid it's two meters five, after all, you want a human head! But you're still a little bit away from success! Robert gestured to the soldier.
"Huh? Why didn't I see Robert? Where is Baratheon? The soldier was still looking around.
"Oh my mother! Your IQ is really enough to catch the emergency, man, I've paved the way for nothing! No, I forgot you're short-sighted! Come here, take a good look, what is this? I ask you Robert? What does Baratheon look like? Robert pulled the soldier to him, pressed his face almost to his own (xiōng) mouth, pointed to the crown buck in his own mouth, and then lifted his chin up and made him look at his face.
"It seems to be a young man in his twenties and thirties, with a black beard, a sledgehammer in his hand, and two large metal antlers on his helmet, hahaha, what kind of idiot would put that thing on his head! Stupid cow? Moo~Moo~" The king-led soldier described the image of Robert in his eyes vividly, and put his hands on his head, and barked like a cow, his voice gradually became smaller, obviously he realized something.
Robert looked at the soldiers in front of him who were learning the horns and making fun of his helmet with a "kind" smile, Robert's face was as black as the bottom of a pot and said, "Look at this hammer?" Robert raised the hammer in his hand, then reached out to the guy and shook it.
"Look! This one is pointed, and is specially used for armor piercing; This one is blunt and is used to stun enemies, but I usually greet them with their heads, so usually they will bloom directly on their heads. Robert patiently introduced the purpose and usage of the war hammer in his hand to the soldiers led by the king, and made two gestures.
At this time, an eyeless soldier led the army up the ladder, and when he saw that it had been a full two minutes, and the soldier had not fallen down screaming, he had the courage to climb up, and he became Robert's "acting partner", which Robert used to demonstrate the power of the warhammer.
Robert's hammer slammed into the mouth of the unlucky man (xiōng), and he flew straight upside down, spurting a mouthful of blood from his mouth, flying over the wall, and then falling straight to the ground, struggling a few times before moving, like a fish trapped on the shore.
Robert Zhuan (shēn) gave the lewd Wang army soldier a "kind" smile, but with the blood on his face, it was indescribably hideous, "Do you think I look like Robert?" O Baratheon? "Finally came to the "**" section.
Even if this guy is short-sighted and has a negative IQ, he should know who is in front of him, even if he doesn't know, seeing a companion being hammered down the city by Robert, he should know that the person in front of him is deadly! Of course, in a way, he was just more obsessed with Robert's beard, so much so that he saw that Robert without a beard would not be the same as Robert in his imagination? Baratheon thought of a piece.
In the minds of the soldiers who led the army of the king, the information of both sides immediately went through the two sides, on (shēn) high and strength, he was like a minor child in front of the other party, and the other party won! In terms of equipment and weapons, the spear in his hand can only be regarded as strong and durable, the armor is nothing more than a rusty chain mail vest covered with leather armor, and the opponent's full (shēn) plate armor, the weapon is even more powerful and powerful, and the opponent wins!
Speaking of combat experience and skills, just smell the strong smell of blood on the opponent's hammer to know who will win! So he immediately had a perfect plan in mind.
He knelt down directly to Robert with a "plop", and then slapped himself and said, "Duke Robert!" Grandpa Robert, the little one is damned, the little one has no eyes, please spare my little dog's life for the sake of the little one's old mother and wife's children! As he spoke, he slapped himself so hard that it crackled. It turned out that this was what he called the "perfect plan"!
Robert was silent, but pointed at the king's leading soldiers, then to the bottom of the city walls, then waved the hammer in his hand, and snorted evilly.
At this time, the king led the army and soldiers to be stunned (bī), "Boss, you have something to say!" Don't play dumb riddles with me! Looking at his bewildered (bī) watch (qíng), Robert had no choice but to put on a cruel and bloodthirsty watch (qíng) and said with a cruel smile: "Do you want me to send you down, or do you jump off yourself?" In fact, Robert's heart has long blossomed, and he (ài) makes fun of others, and uses his supernatural acting skills to bluff others.
Wang led the soldiers to immediately understand, "Just kidding! He had already seen the way Robert "gave away", and the last person who received Robert's "qíng" hospitality was now lying in a pit in the ground! Just wait for the soil to be covered with soil and inserted into the tombstone, and it will be alive! ”
"You don't have to do it, I'll do it myself!" The short and obscene soldier actually opened his mouth "righteous and awe-inspiring", and then put on a posture of "the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return", and jumped directly from the city without looking back.
Anyway, the city wall of Shitang Town is not high, at most it is equivalent to the second floor, and if you know how to roll and unload when you jump, you will not even be fine; Even if you don't understand it, it's much better to break your ankle than to be "gifted" by Robert with a sledgehammer! As he expected, although his "landing" posture was not very elegant, because he lacked experience in landing from a high altitude, so he knocked out two teeth and ate a mouthful of dirt, but he was definitely the most "full beard and full tail" of all the soldiers who came down from the city. Compared to the benevolent brother on the side who has "entered the ground", he is already lucky MAX.
Han Xing was also fighting desperately in a corner of the battlefield, and Han Xing's battle seemed to be much more serious and boring, nothing more than that he relied on the "broken heart" in his hand to ravage those soldiers led by Wang, anyway, Han Xing's sword broke the armor, so that he (shēn) left a bunch of stumps and broken arms. Later, Wang led the soldiers and even walked around Han Xing.
Although Wang Lingjun desperately tried to rush to the top of the city, but the Robert army was heavily defended, and their fate was just thrown down like dumplings in the pot, and if they were unlucky, they would even be "exposed" because of this.