Chapter 58: I also make a cameo appearance as a miracle doctor
Chen Xijiu laughed mysteriously and said: "It's not particularly difficult to want the bastard 'Fire Qilin' to voluntarily let us out, as long as Ah Wen and Brother Hao accompany me to play a scene, not only can I punish this greedy guy at that time, but also let him treat us as if we were the landlords." ”
"Oh?"
Hearing Chen Xijiu say this, Wu Shihao's eyes immediately lit up, and he couldn't wait to ask: "Xijiu, do you have any good plans, hurry up and listen to it." ”
In Wu Shihao's spare time, in addition to occasionally betting on two handfuls, his favorite thing is to watch "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", especially the military advisors who can win thousands of miles away with a snap of his fingers, and he really likes people with active minds.
encountered difficulties, Chen Dawen, who has always been active, helped him come up with ideas, and now there is another Chen Xijiu who has a lot of ghost ideas, and Wu Shihao is really happy to have two "military advisors" among the brothers.
Chen Xijiu beckoned, motioning for Wu Shihao and Chen Dawen to approach him.
Out of curiosity, the two reckless men of prawns and prawns also wanted to come over to join in the fun, but they were driven away by Wu Shihao waving his hand: "Go and go, what do you two know, just let me go aside and pretend to be stupid and dumb." ”
The two brothers are too upright, and they have listened to the plan, and if they don't do it well, it will be bad.
Chen Xijiu, Wu Shihao, and Chen Dawen faced heads to each other, lowered their voices and said the way they thought of it.
Wu Shihao held back a smile, "It's really yours, Xi Jiu, let's fool the 'Fire Qilin' like this, will that bastard be fooled?" ”
Chen Xijiu patted his chest and promised, "Nine times out of ten, if that bastard doesn't come according to your orders, I guarantee that he won't last three days." ”
The body was inflicted with "weakness", even if the strong will of a macho man like Dali Liu was destroyed, not to mention the "fire unicorn", a soft-footed crab whose body was hollowed out by wine at a glance, was "weakened" on the upper body, and every second was tormented.
Unless Chen Xijiu took the initiative to "purify" him, with the low physical energy of the "Fire Qilin", the "weak" state would last for at least forty-eight hours.
"Weakness" is a skill that prolongs the period of bad state according to the physical resistance of the receptor, and the worse the physical performance of the person, the greater the impact and the longer the time.
Even if the physical condition is particularly good, the "weakness" of lv2 is guaranteed to be "weak" for at least one hour.
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Day 2.
The "Fire Qilin" came to work at the police station with empty legs and feet, and rested for a night, and his energy did not seem to improve at all.
He has a sallow face, two eyes and big dark circles, just like a living zombie in a zombie movie, and anyone who sees it is frightened and retreats.
"Why, do I look scary, why are you avoiding me?" "Fire Qilin" asked his subordinates with a cold face.
He was really annoyed in his heart, and originally thought that he was tired from work or overworked, and that he could take a rest, but who knew that after a night, in addition to walking without help, the symptoms still did not improve at all.
Moreover, he also found one of the most unacceptable problems, that is, he didn't raise it, and his mother-in-law couldn't raise her head even after all the measures.
Not only did he collapse physically, but he also became a eunuch.
What is the difference between being a man and being dead, he is now a walking corpse, and money and beauty have lost any charm.
He was only now discovering that anything was nothing compared to health.
He didn't know why his body suddenly collapsed, he regretted it, he regretted it very much, when he came in the morning, he had already gone to the hospital to see it, had an injection, and bought Chinese medicine to boil and drink, but it was especially useless!
This life won't end like this, will it?
"Fire ...... Brother Huo, yesterday ...... Last night's case, still ...... Do you want to make a transcript? The subordinates asked the "Fire Qilin" a little fearfully, he looked too crazy, and his subordinates were a little afraid to approach him.
"Do, do your special record, I'm about to burp, what indicators are you still accomplishing, get out of here!" The "Fire Qilin" unceremoniously drove his subordinates away, and he was very annoyed.
"Hi sir...... Here's it, sir! Chen Xijiu beckoned to the "Fire Qilin" through the iron bar.
"Fire Qilin" looked at Chen Xijiu with blank eyes, "What is it called, you kid is beaten and wants to die?" ”
"Sir, our brother Hao has a way to cure your illness." Chen Xijiu said loudly.
"Why are you sick, I'm not sick!" "Fire Qilin" shouted with his neck raised, but because of his poor breathing, his chest was out of breath, and he almost didn't come up in one breath and planted on the ground.
"I also said that I am not sick, sir, you are sick like this, if you delay it any longer, your life will not be guaranteed......" Chen Xijiu deliberately lengthened his voice and said.
"Fire Qilin" heard that his life may not be guaranteed, this heart is a little panicked, who is not afraid of death, and there is a heroic mother-in-law at home, in case he dies, he is not old, he is not small, money and wife are not cheap others, how can you be willing.
The "Fire Qilin" bracked his body to the edge of the iron railing, and reluctantly lowered his posture and asked Chen Xijiu: "What did you kid say just now, is there really a way to cure my disease?" ”
"It's not that I have a way to cure your illness, but that our brother Hao has." Chen Xijiu turned his gaze to Wu Shihao, who immediately held his head high and made an unfathomable posture, of course, this was all explained by Chen Xijiu a long time ago.
"Fire Qilin" is not stupid, naturally it will not be so easy to believe other people's words, but first asked Wu Shihao: "Do you have a way to cure my disease?" So tell me what kind of disease I have? ”
Wu Shihao followed Chen Xijiu's instructions last night, and said in a flickering manner: "Sir, your illness should be related to your essence, and it must be that the bed bed has injured your bones. Do you feel cold in your back, weak legs and feet, walking like you have been filled with lead, and your whole body is sore? And also...... You can't satisfy your lady anymore. ”
This sentence is very tactful, but everyone understands the meaning.
"Fire Qilin" was taken aback in his heart, every symptom was said to his heart, and the feeling was really exactly the same, and even the things that he didn't mention were expected.
"Fire Qilin" bowed slightly, "Then brother, what can you do to help me, as long as you can cure my illness, the benefits are indispensable to you, you and your brothers are the reborn parents of my 'Fire Qilin'." ”
Chen Xijiu said beside him: "Sir, then you just locked your reborn parents in the iron bar?" ”
"Fire Qilin" slapped his head, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... A-Jiang, A-Jiang, where are you dead! Hurry up and release these good brothers of mine! ”
The subordinates immediately ran over, took the key to open the door, and released Chen Xijiu, Wu Shihao and others.
"Fire Qilin" asked Wu Shihao with a shy face, "Brother, can you help me treat my illness now?" ”