Today is a good day, and everything you want can come true. Tomorrow is another good day, and the time of the daughter can't wait......"

Ziqiao hummed excitedly and jumped out of the room.

Everyone looked at each other, didn't understand what Ziqiao was excited about for no reason?

"Ziqiao, did you forget to take your medicine?" Mika asked suspiciously.

"yes, pour me a glass of water......"

The excited Ziqiao subconsciously returned, and then reacted, "Wait, I'm not sick, what medicine do I take?" ”

"Where can you not be sick? You see it's burning to the brain. Meijia looked at Ziqiao teasingly.

Everyone couldn't help but look at Ziqiao happily.

"Ziqiao, why are you so excited today? Won the lottery? Teacher Zeng said with a smile.

"Not really, but it's pretty much the same."

Ziqiao looked smug and smiled openly.

"Do you mean ......?"

Guan Gu suddenly pointed at Ziqiao with a surprised expression.

"That's right, I ......," Jodser laughed.

"You went out and stepped on shit, did you get lucky with shit?"

Suddenly, there seemed to be a strong smell permeating the suite.

Looking at Zi Qiao's expression, everyone covered their noses and stayed away from Zi Qiao.

Ziqiao only reacted at this time and shouted loudly.

"Of course not, how could I possibly do such a disgusting thing."

Everyone still looked disgusted, and their eyes gradually moved down, wandering on Ziqiao's two shoes.

"I didn't step on shit, my soles were clean."

Ziqiao angrily took off his shoes and slapped them on the table to show his "innocence"!

It's okay that Ziqiao didn't take it off, but as soon as he got off, everyone suddenly hid farther away.

The corners of Yang San's mouth unconsciously tugged.

In fact, he still believed Ziqiao at first, but as soon as he took off these shoes, he was tasteless and tasteless!

As Ziqiao's little aunt, Yoyo couldn't stand it anymore, so she carefully pinched her shoes and threw them on Ziqiao's head.

"Put my shoes on, they smell even stronger!"

Only then did Ziqiao realize how inappropriate his move was, and hurriedly smiled and put on his shoes.

"Ziqiao, what are you excited about today?" Yoyo asked angrily.

At this question, Zi Qiao, who was originally a little embarrassed, suddenly got nervous again.

"I just got a new girl."

“so？”

This is normal, Ziqiao is not the first time to date a girl, and I have never seen him so excited before.

"You don't understand, as long as you get this, you'll have exactly the thousandth of what I met in the first half of my life!"

Guys: "......"

"This is a very historic moment, and of course I have to meet it in the best possible condition."

Ziqiao raised his head in high spirits: "Everyone is waiting for me, I will come back soon, when the time comes, let's celebrate together and participate in the grand event!" ”

"Hahaha......"

Ziqiao laughed and walked out, but just as one foot stepped out of the door, Ziqiao suddenly covered his waist.

"Ahhh

Zhan Bo, who was closest to him, hurriedly stepped forward to support him, "Are you okay?" ”

Ziqiao cried out in pain: "My waist ...... It seems to hurt a little. ”

"You're not going to twist your waist, are you?"

Zhanbo helped Ziqiao to walk back and slowly sat down on the sofa.

"Sure enough...... Soon! Sekiya said with a look of surprise.

Everyone turned their heads to look at Guan Gu in surprise, and they were very curious why Guan Gu's focus was always different from others?

"Please, that's not the waist, that's the kidney."

Teacher Zeng looked at Zhanbo speechlessly, Ziqiao's position is already very clear, okay, have you ever seen a person twisted to the waist only covering one side?

"Xiao Ke."

Seeing Ziqiao's painful appearance, Yang San drank softly.

Suddenly, the ring on Yang San's hand shot out a blue light, like a scan, quickly sweeping from the top of Ziqiao's head to the soles of his feet.

"It's fine, it's just a kidney stone." Xiao Ke said lightly.

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

It's just a kidney stone, it's nothing, it's just that it hurts and kills!

"Forehead drop kidney~~"

Ziqiao suddenly hugged his back tightly, and after wailing, he looked at Yang San pitifully.

"San'er, you have to save me, I don't want to die!"

Yifei couldn't help but patted Ziqiao speechlessly, "Don't make trouble, isn't it just kidney stones, just go to the hospital for a minor operation in a while." ”

"What surgery? Is seppuku required? Guan Gu asked curiously.

"No, medicine is very advanced now, I just checked it out, and it would be nice to have a minimally invasive lithotripsy surgery." Zhanbo said calmly.

"Gravel?"

Guan Gu shouted with anticipation on his face: "I've heard of Chinese martial arts, chest broken boulders!" ”

"Huh?"

Zi Qiao, who was in pain, couldn't help but shout in horror: "They won't knock out my kidney, right?" San'er, only you can save me, please, I don't want to break the boulder~"

"Calm down, isn't it just a stone, with me, it's hard for you to die."

Yang San looked at Ziqiao speechlessly.

This is not just talking, Yang San is not an ordinary immortal now, as long as there is still a breath left, there is no Yang San who can't be saved.

"Stop arguing!"

couldn't stand Ziqiao's shouting, Yang San plucked out his ears and went up to Ziqiao's stomach with a palm.

"Frontal drop kidney...... Why doesn't it hurt? ”

Zi Qiao, who was suddenly attacked, still didn't come back to his senses, and only after shouting did he realize that the pain he had just felt had completely disappeared.

Zi Qiao, who was still paralyzed on the sofa just now, immediately got up and touched himself left and right, not understanding why it suddenly stopped hurting?

Seeing that Ziqiao was about to take off his pants, Guan Gu and Teacher Zeng hurriedly held him down.

"Ziqiao, you want to go back to the room by yourself, don't disgust us here."

Yifei, Youyou, Meijia, and Yumo all looked at Ziqiao with disgusting expressions, and they all blamed Ziqiao's actions just now for being too spicy.

"San'er, you saved me, thank you so much."

At this time, Ziqiao also guessed that it must be Yang San's palm just now for no reason.

"Alright, okay, just stop screaming like killing a pig." Yang San waved his hand calmly.

As soon as the kidney stones were removed, Ziqiao was alive again, and suddenly asked suspiciously.

"How can I get kidney stones?"

Yu Mo smiled: "This doesn't need to be asked, I am sure that your life and rest are chaotic, and it is strange that you don't have kidney stones." ”

"Where's the chaos?"

Ziqiao said suspiciously: "I insist on drinking alcohol every day, sleeping for four hours, and never dating the same girl, very regular!" ”

"you!"

Everyone unanimously despised it.

"San'er, do you think I need to replenish my kidneys?"

Ziqiao suddenly said in fear: "I saw an advertisement before, and there is a kidney tonic in it, why don't I buy some to drink?" ”

"What advertisement?" Teacher Zeng asked curiously.

"Let me think about ......"

Ziqiao thought slowly: "One bottle of refreshing, two bottles of never fatigue, three bottles of immortality, oh ~ yes!" Kidney Treasure, it tastes great! (Sichuan accent version)"

Guys: "......"