Chapter 202: The Taoist Priest Accepts Disciples, and the Autumn Color Fighting Method
Qiu Se and the others' expressions were quite normal, with a half-believing look; And the strange child was not surprised or doubted at all, but smiled at himself, the corners of his mouth were raised, and he quickly put it away, and then pouted his lips slightly, just like the apprentice he liked at the beginning! This...... It's true...... The fortune teller was excited, and the copper plate in his hand almost fell off, but fortunately, he reacted quickly enough and copied it. [Full text reading. 】
"How? Madame convinced me this time? If you believe it, I will hand over the little master to ......" The fortune teller forcibly suppressed the excitement in his heart, turned his face to discuss with Qiu Se, and thought to himself, when he took this child to a place where there was no one, he would know what was going on.
It's a pity that he thought too simply, and before he finished speaking, he was splashed with tea in the autumn color, and smashed the teacup on his body, pointing at his operator and scolding: "I'm phew!" Just such an idea of the trick of the rivers and lakes want to kidnap my son? You're stupid to me, aren't you? You can't even eat a full meal yourself, and now you still want to come and take my son as an apprentice? You're trying to sell my son for food, right? Believe it or not, I'll call the officials to arrest you and put you in prison! ”
The fortune teller caught the teacup thrown by Autumn Color, and was retreated by the fingers stretched out in front of Autumn Color*, and he couldn't help but get anxious for a while, wondering whether to take the child away directly and make plans again.
Du Niangzi said at this time: "Let me tell you, if you have any crooked thoughts, dispel it as soon as possible, this is the wife of the governor of the government, and that is the little son of the governor!" Seeing Qiu Se glaring at her, Du Niangzi hurriedly smiled, approached Qiu Se and whispered, "Let's get this person away first." ”
Qiu Se didn't care about Du Niangzi pulling the banner of Ai Laohu to scare people, she directly issued an eviction order, "You go, I won't let my son worship a beggar of unknown origin as a teacher." ”
As soon as he heard that Qiu Se and the others were official dependents, the fortune teller dispelled the idea of captivity, but he still refused to give up, and said to Qiu Se with a smile: "Madam, I am a teacher of Tianyun Mountain Qianqingguan, the Taoist number is not only good at divination and hexagrams, but also proficient in Y Yang gossip, Taoist health preservation techniques, and all kinds of diseases are also easy to catch, if the little boy worships me, worship the poor Tao as a teacher, in the future, not only physical health, but also the extreme immortal class is possible!" The fortune teller, who claimed to be a son of nothing, shook his head and blew himself, and then peeked at the reaction of Qiu Shi and others.
Du Niangzi and the others all listened very attentively, and they had already believed seven points, only two people had different expressions, one was the strange child, and the other was his mother. The hundred-year-old has been familiar with this set of statements of Wu Weizi for a long time, and he doesn't believe it, and the autumn color has been bombarded by modern advertising, so he naturally doesn't believe it, and he has been playing the idea of a hundred years old, and the autumn color itself has already resisted him.
After Wuweizi finished speaking, Qiu Se put his hands around his chest, looked at him for a long time, and asked, "Finished?" ”
"Yes." Wuweizi didn't know what to do in the autumn color, so he subconsciously became vigilant and nodded.
"What's your name?" Autumn Colors asked.
"Wu Weizi."
"Oh, do nothing! Isn't inaction just doing nothing? Qiu Se plucked out his ears and looked at Wuweizi with disgust, "Inaction means that you don't have any ability, so what do you want my son to learn from?" Can't even eat like you? ”
The fortune teller who did nothing choked, and forced out a smile to explain to Qiu Se, "Madam, inaction is the number of the Tao, and it is given by the master of the poor Dao, not doing nothing." As he spoke, he glanced at the hundred-year-old who was watching the excitement on the side.
"Since it was your master who gave it to you, it proves that your master also knows that you are doing nothing, so he drove you down the mountain."
"Madame!" Wu Weizi's chest rose and fell sharply, barely suppressing his anger, "I was not driven down the mountain by the master, on the contrary, I ......" Wu Weizi suddenly stopped halfway through speaking, and sighed: "I am by no means a waste of fame, Madam might as well try!" ”
"Try it!" Qiu Se thought for a while and said to him: "Then you can calculate my fate for me, when the first day of the first day of the first month of the first month of the Wuwu year." ”
Wuweizi was stunned when he heard Qiu Se finish speaking, and then carefully looked at Qiu Se's face, showing surprise.
"What? Can't figure it out, right? If you can't figure it out, hurry up and get out of the ......" The autumn color was a little hairy in his heart, and he said in his heart, could it be that this is really a real person who does not show his face, and he saw that he was not the original autumn color, and he couldn't help but regret it for a while, so he wanted to drive him away quickly.
"Who says I can't figure it out?" Wu Weizi interrupted Qiu's words and said: "Madame was poor and displaced when she was young, and she barely survived under the fence after being sent to her, and at the age of sixteen, she was killed by someone and was killed......."
"You don't talk nonsense, Qiu Niang is living well here, what crazy things are you talking about!" Du Niangzi scolded Wuweizi and came to persuade Qiu Se again, "Don't pay attention to him, I'll let Xiao Er drive him away." ”
"Good!" Qiu Cai's face was also a little unsightly, and she followed Du Niangzi's words.
Wu Weizi was anxious, "Hey, I haven't finished yet!" Mrs. Da did not die, and since then her life has been smooth, and she has no worries about food and clothing......"
Autumn Colors interrupted him, "Don't say it, even if you say it to me, I won't keep you!" ”
"Why?" Wu Weizi was stunned.
"You know that I know so well, but I don't know anything about you, you say, how can I rest assured that my son will worship you as a teacher?" Autumn colors raise eyebrows.
"I, this ......" Wu Weizi didn't know how to react at all, and the first time he heard about the fortune teller, he would be disliked.
Du Niangzi called Xiao Er in again, Xiao Er pulled Wu Weizi's arm and dragged it out, Wu Weizi thought helplessly, why don't you wait for the night to sneak people away?
"Mother, I want to learn." Bai Sui suddenly opened his mouth.
Several people in the room were stunned, and Xiao Er also subconsciously let go. They all looked at the two-year-old child with puzzled expressions.
Qiu Se patiently explained to him, "100 years old, if you want to learn from your mother and help you find another master, don't pay attention to this person, you see that he is so dirty, maybe there will be lice and fleas or something, and then what can I do if it reaches you!" ”
"Madam, although I haven't taken a bath, I have insect repellent herbs on my body, and I will never have those things." Wu Weizi explained sincerely.
But Qiu Se ignored him at all, and discussed with Bai Sui, "Okay!" ”
"Not good!" The hundred-year-old little face tightened, "I just want to learn from him." ”
"But ......"
Before Qiuse could say anything to persuade him, Qianqian also rubbed over and shook Qiuse's hand, "Mother, Qianqian also has to learn!" ”
Qiu Seyi frowned, "Qianqian! ”
Qianqian grinned at her mother-in-law, "Mother-in-law, anyway, that person teaches one to teach, and both are also taught, so won't my mother be able to save a salary!" Let Uncle Wei Er live with him then, if he wants to make a bad deal, he will be caught at once, okay? ”
Looking at the pair of children in front of him, Qiu Se was finally defeated and nodded, "Okay, I can let him teach you, but you have to listen to me." After speaking, he turned back to the happy Wuweizi and said, "You can take my son as an apprentice if you want to, but you have to follow my rules." ”
"Okay, Madame has the final say." Wu Weizi nodded, as long as he could get in touch with the child, anything.
But looking at such a Wuwei Zi Qiushi's brows furrowed even tighter, "If you want to take my son as an apprentice, you must sign a deed and work in my house for a long time!" ”
Du Niangzi grinned, and said in her heart, can't you eat and drink well after worshipping the teacher? Qiu Niang is so good, but she has to call people as long-term workers!
Wu Weizi also hesitated, he didn't sign any deed when he wanted to accept apprentices, but now he ......
Seeing Wu Weizi's hesitant expression, Qiu Sheng put his heart at ease instead, thinking, it's better if you don't agree! But he kindly explained: "Of course, the so-called long-term work is just a situation, I mainly want your identity contract, so that if you have any crooked thoughts, I will have a handle!" ”
Wu Weizi looked at the hundred-year-old, but saw that the hundred-year-old nodded his head almost imperceptibly, so he gritted his teeth, "Okay, it's up to Mrs., but Mrs. must also write on the contract that I won't do all the trivial things at home except for giving apprentices!" ”
"Yes." Autumn color was quite unexpected, but I didn't expect this Wuweizi to really agree, but he also made a second request, "Then please bring the identity document or degree disk!" Give it to me for safekeeping, or hand it over directly to the government and stamp a red seal on your identity deed. ”
Wuweizi is embarrassed again, he has become a monk, so naturally he has no identity document, but if that disk really shows his face in the official mansion, I am afraid that not only his life will not be guaranteed, but this family will not escape the doom! Suddenly, he had an idea, and thought of the forged identity document he had used along the way, so he took it out and made a tangled look, "Madam, you must keep it, if you lose it, the small one will become a black household!" ”
"Don't worry!" Qiu Se grabbed it and opened it to take a look, glaring at Wu Weizi, "Zhang Li? Didn't you say that you weren't kicked out by your master? ”
"Hey, hey, hey!" Wuweizi gritted his teeth, and this black pot was back.
The autumn color is not ambiguous, and directly let the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone prepared by Du Niangzi write the deed, Du Niangzi stretched out her head to take a look, and couldn't help but cast a sympathetic look at Wuweizi. After writing and handing it to Wuweizi, Wuweizi almost cried, "Madam, I don't have a penny's salary?" ”
"Shouldn't you give me money for such a cute and intelligent apprentice?" Autumn arms around the chest, a look of you don't sign.
"Then why am I not allowed to go out?"
"Since you are an apprentice, you naturally teach by word and deed for twelve hours a day, what if you always go out and kidnap my son too?" Qiu Se was full of words, and he was a little impatient after speaking, "Do you sign or not?" Don't sign pull down! ”
Wu Weizi gritted his teeth, "I'll sign!" ”
Autumn color pulled Du Niangzi as a middleman again, and this identity deed was put away by Qiu Color together with Wuweizi's identity document.
"Xiao Er, you take him to take a bath, buy two more clothes, and the rest of the silver will be rewarded to you!" Qiu Se threw a dime of silver to Xiao Er, and said to Wuweizi: "Since you have done my parent work, don't call it Wuweizi, I think it's okay to call your real name, hmph, I haven't even counted myself as a long-term worker, I'm afraid that even the half-immortal at the end of the street can't be compared, I think I'll call you Zhang half-immortal." You go and wash yourself, and if you do, go to sleep in the wood room! ”
"Okay." Xiao Er happily took the silver, thinking to himself that he had two sets of coarse cloth clothes just for him to wear, and now the silver would be his own.
changed from Wuweizi to Zhang Banxian, but he had to accept his fate, so he had to smile and leave with Xiao Er.