I lived 500,000 years.

I have never been looked down upon in all 500,000 years.

I'm not angry that he didn't let me in, and I'm not angry when he looks arrogant.

But why should he say that I am an unenlightened little demon!

I can't be said to be unenlightened, and I really can't be counted as anything compared to the Father, God, Mother, and God, but after living 500,000 years old, no matter how unTaoist I am, I will definitely be much more Taoist than these yellow-mouthed children in front of me.

What makes me most angry is the word "little demon".

The word "small" is just that, I want to be happy when I say I am younger, and I can be the ancestor of this group of children in front of me who don't know which generation at my age.

But he actually said that I was a "demon"? I am an ancient god, Nuwa Niangniang's bloodline, and my true body is a shining silver snake, and a drop of blood can moisten all things. He now says I'm a little demon, but has he seen through my true identity? If you know that I am a snake, it would be a little excusable, but this is not reasonable! His mana must be much lower than mine, how can he see through my true body?

I couldn't figure it out.

"Why do you say I'm a little demon!" I am not a snake demon snake spirit, he slandered me with empty tongues, I really have to argue in order to restore the dignity of my Nuwa's descendants.

"You, you little demon is born like this, so wicked! Needless to say, you can't go up to the Nine Heavens! The Commander's eyes were a little evasive, and he didn't dare to look me in the eye, so he only cared about speaking harshly.

Oh! It turned out to be my face, and he actually said that I was born a demon.

In the past, others used the word "good-looking" to describe their appearance, if you really want to carefully study and find some other words, it must be "beautiful as a fairy", "peerless", "cold and lonely" and other ways to describe fairies. He even said that I was born a demon.

For a while, I didn't know whether this was complimenting me for being charming and good-looking, or mocking me for not being good-looking. So, I confronted the group of heavenly soldiers in front of me who were stunned and stared at me, they didn't say a word, and I couldn't think of words to refute it.

How do I prove that I am me?

This question seems to be very mysterious, and if I want to understand the answer, I guess I have to ask the mother goddess.

But the reality is in front of me, I finally drove the clouds for a long time to come up to this Nine Heavens, I can't just be blocked by people at this gate looking at this Nantian Gate and sighing, just walking around the door and going home, and being slandered as an unenlightened little demon. If Qin Yuan knew about this, I was afraid that he would laugh at me for this every day for 10,000 years.

But I don't know how to prove that I am me, how to prove that I am the Divine Monarch of Heluo......

Seeing that the commander was about to drive me away when he saw that I had seen enough, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration in my mind, and I pulled out my sleeve and pulled out the handful of five-colored soil that I had wrapped in a handkerchief. Layer by layer, the veil was lifted, and when the five-colored soil was displayed in front of their eyes, it flashed with colorful light, and the spiritual power overflowed, and the immortal aura was steaming.

On Kunlun Mountain, this thing is not as competitive as it is now, there is no colorful light, just a dull and ordinary earth. Now that I have been on this Nine Heavens, it seems more and more mysterious, just so that I can raise my eyebrows.

This colorful light is too dazzling, and all the heavenly soldiers and generals who are guarding it have gathered around to watch the excitement. Just because ordinary immortals have lived a lifetime and have not been able to see such a holy object, they only feel that this thing is mysterious and magical, but they can't know what it is, where it comes from, and what its use is.

Now I started to get complacent. I took a closer look at the heavenly soldiers who had gathered around me with this piece of soil, and with the other hand, I flicked the long black and shiny hair draped over my shoulders, pretending to introduce it to them very casually, but in fact I showed them off with bad intentions: "This is the five-colored soil, the holy relic of the Nuwa Niangniang Immortal Mansion in Kunlun Mountain." ”

"This ......" The commander who stopped me was now more and more overwhelmed, although he didn't know whether what I was holding in my hand was the real five-colored soil, but he must be able to see that such a spiritual object must be the treasure of the fairy family. He explained to me, "Please atone for your sins with this immortal friend, and dare to ask if you can have an immortal to prove your identity in this Nine Heavens?" ”

Oh, yes! I can't prove it myself, but it's not necessarily that others can't prove it! Just find an immortal who goes to my birthday banquet to prove that I am the Heluo Divine Monarch!

But if you want to find someone to prove it, it's best to convince them all at once, and find someone with a high authority to prove it for me. After thinking about it, I decided to be a high-profile immortal for the time being: "His Majesty the Jade Emperor of the Nine Heavens attended my birthday banquet the day before yesterday. "The Emperor of Heaven went to my birthday banquet to meet my father, God, and mother, and it really has nothing to do with me. But this head is enough.

As soon as these words were spoken, the few heavenly soldiers around him almost knelt down with weak legs.

deserves to say that I am a little demon, and I will take revenge on the spot at once. What I said did not offend the Heavenly Emperor, and I was satisfied that I could still play them very effectively. This ability to pretend to scare people is still learned from Qin Yuan, and it is true that a famous teacher produces a high apprentice.

Now that my goal has been achieved, after all, I don't like to toss and torture the old gods who rely on the old and sell the old, and wave my hand to give them a step: "You go and find a fairy to pick me up, just report my name." This time, I'm here to find Si Ming Xingjun, if you can let him come to me, I'll go to him myself. If his immortal rank is not enough, then please go to Taishang Laojun, if you want to come, he is willing to sell his old body to save face, and is willing to run for me to pick me up. ”

The commander breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the beads of sweat that were about to drip from his head, and repeatedly confessed to me and explained: "If there are immortal friends in the gods, you can say it directly, there is really no need to make such a big detour. Let's find a priest to take over God. ”

A small soldier in it had fast legs and feet, and ran into the Nantianmen with a smoke, which had always been boring and miserable to watch, and he had long thought about running this trip. After a while, he led Si Ming to come, Si Ming rushed over in a panic and saw me hurriedly saluting, and suddenly bent down, I was afraid that the high white jade crown on his head would poke on the floor tiles: "See Heluo Shen——"

He is so pious and honest is very face-saving, I don't like to care about these vanity on weekdays, and it is called free of courtesy, but now I really need a god monarch to step into this Nantianmen in a bright light.

I waved my hand as if the mother goddess whispered in a very ethereal voice, "Flat down", stepped directly on the clouds, and walked straight into the gate to the heavenly court.

When I went around the corner, I beckoned Si Ming Xingjun to follow, and asked him in a low voice, "Am I a little too high-profile?" ”

"It's not high-profile, it's not high-profile, the gods should have told Xiaoxian three days ago, and Xiaoxian will definitely greet him at the triple heaven two hours in advance, and personally bring the gods up." Si Ming Xingjun looks like a decent man and a good fairy, and when he speaks, he still looks like he is not very upright, and he is estimated to be very good at pleasing his boss in officialdom.

Don't go around in circles with him, I directly explained my intention, and wanted to bring the name book back to my Kunlun Xu's own immortal mansion to bask in the sun with melon seeds, and look at it leisurely and slowly: "Si Ming, do you have the fate of mortals in your hands, and you have a life book?" ”

"yes." Si Ming Xingjun was confused by my question, and just nodded, unlike Fang Cai's flamboyant tongue, he looked very honest and easy to coax.

I patted him on the shoulder, the rules and regulations of the Six Realms, asking for immortals to do things can't come empty-handed, I put the prepared small handful of five-colored soil into his hand: "This is the special five-color soil of my mother goddess Nuwa Niangniang's immortal mansion, a small small gift is not a tribute." ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, God is polite, such a holy thing Xiaoxian really doesn't dare to accept." Si Ming saw that there was suddenly more of this five-colored shiny baby in his hand, and he trembled violently in fright, probably because I was too polite and scared him, he said tremblingly, "I really don't dare to accept it, I don't dare to accept it......"

"You're welcome, you're welcome, if you take it, you can take it." I waved my hand and didn't care. I really don't care, I grab a lot of this soil in front of my house, and it's inexhaustible, so I care about what I'm doing, so I quickly seize the opportunity to rob while it's hot, "I don't know if you can lend me the book of life." ”

"Huh?" Si Ming Xingjun pretended to be very reluctant to accept the five-colored soil, but his face was full of smiles that could not be concealed, the corners of his mouth were about to crack with laughter, and a pair of big teeth were about to laugh off. With a short hand, he couldn't refuse directly, so he restrained his smile and asked me seriously, "What is the use of God asking for this mortal life book?" ”

I thought he was a clever little fairy, but now he seems to be dull and not very smart.

Isn't that hard to guess?