Chapter 4: Pink!
The sharp sword pierced the air and let out a sharp roar, and Liu Yetian seemed to see three dark red rays of light in the darkness in front of him, and a thick wooden stake erected in front of Uncle Lancôme was split into three sections in an instant.
"Martial arts!
"Martial arts!!"
"Martial arts!
...............................
"Whew!"
Uncle Lancôme gasped for breath in his mouth, and sweat the size of a bean rolled down his forehead, but the heavy sword in his hand did not pause in the slightest, drawing a round luster like a stream of water.
"Martial arts!
The broadsword, which weighed a hundred pounds, seemed to have become weightless from this moment in Uncle Lancôme's hands, and the afterimage that it wielded was completely beyond the ability of Liu Yetian's eyes to capture.
This time it was no longer an illusion, Liu Yetian really saw that there were clouds and mist rising in front of Uncle Lancôme, and the red light of the realm spread to the feet of Liu Yetian and Xun'er with Uncle Lancôme as the center, and in the world of Uncle Lancôme's domain, there were indeed dark red clouds floating.
One, two, three!
There were three of them, and the blood-red clouds scattered along with the sawdust in the sky.
It's amazing!
Liu Yetian was deeply shocked by the martial arts displayed by Uncle Lancôme, is this the unique martial art of humans in the wizarding world? It completely subverted Liu Yetian's cognition in the era of classical mechanics in the previous life, no matter how strong a swordsman on the earth is, it is impossible for him to dance the sword to this extent!
"Whew-"
Uncle Lancôme breathed a sigh of relief, inserted the heavy sword back into its scabbard, and carefully wrapped it in a white cloth.
"Okay, haha! I didn't expect my old bones to be able to use this martial art. ”
"Boy, did you see anything from your uncle's demonstration just now?" Uncle Lancôme asked Liu Ye Tiandao.
"Huh... Wow, uncle, you are so powerful, I saw a dazzle, and this stake was gone. ”
"This is not nonsense! Your uncle is a hidden master, you don't compliment Uncle me here, let me ask you if you see any basic things from the martial arts behind this?" Uncle Lancôme was obviously very useful for Liu Yetian's praise, but he was not very satisfied with Liu Yetian's answer that he couldn't beat the edge.
"What do you see? ~ I don't know. Liu Yetian scratched his head, indicating that he didn't see anything.
In fact, Liu Yetian really doesn't know anything about this, as a two-dimensional otaku in his last life, he has no interest in fighting and killing, let alone dabbling in cold weapons. At first, he could see that Uncle Lancôme's sword was still in the normal category, and the martial arts were just three swings of the sword.
But later, the martial arts, Flowing Water Acceleration, no longer belonged to the category of the normal world, and after a kind of realm-like light spread, Uncle Lancôme's sword swing speed was completely beyond the ability of the human eye to capture. Even in the end, Liu Yetian couldn't even see Uncle Lancôme himself, and some were just dark red swords that ran through everything.
"Uncle, I have a question?"
Liu Yetian raised his hand.
"Hmm? ”
"That martial arts!, martial arts!slash!, and martial arts!slash!are the same moves, right?"
"Yes, is there anything wrong with that?"
Uncle Lancôme wondered.
"Then just shout martial arts! Split! Split! Split! No, why do you do so many tricks. Liu Yetian muttered quietly.
"I'm willing! I'm willing! I'm willing! You're okay, do you understand?"
"I said, did you kid come to make trouble for me on purpose?" Uncle Lancôme glared at Liu Yetian for a while, what is the focus of this kid all day long!
"It's not for the sake of pretending to be forced to use it yourself..."Liu Yetian silently read in his heart.
"Xun'er, do you see something?"
Uncle Lancôme asked Xun'er again, who was standing quietly beside Liu Yetian.
"I'm sorry, uncle, Xun'er doesn't know, but it seems that from beginning to end, Uncle Lancôme only used the most basic formula, but the angle and way of making moves are different. ”
"That's right!" exclaimed Uncle Lancôme exaggeratedly.
"Xun'er is really smart! What is martial arts? Every samurai has his own definition! In fact, today's martial arts are the most basic form I use from the beginning to the end - sword splitting!"
"There are many different types of martial arts, but in general, there are only three types!"
"According to the power, third-rate martial arts, first-class martial arts, and super-first-class martial arts!"
"The mystery of my swordsmanship is the most basic sword splitting. Martial Arts!Triple Light Slash!It is to slash three targets at the same time, Martial Arts!Flowing Water Acceleration!Just repeat the triple light slash to accelerate to the extreme. If my swordsmanship can go further in my lifetime, I will be able to have a new first-class martial art, martial art! Six consecutive light slashes, the power of first-class martial arts is by no means as simple as one plus one equals two compared to third-rate martial arts, it is a devastating geometric increase!"
"I said boy, everyone has his own ultimate meaning on his demon martial path, and I am just a guide. As for your own martial arts and weapons, you can only see your own choices in the future! I hope you can find your own demonic martial arts as soon as possible. Uncle Lancôme patted Liu Yetian on the shoulder and said with deep expectations.
"I'm not going to be a demon warrior, didn't you just say that magicians are the orthodoxy of this continent!"
Liu Yetian retorted in a low voice.
"It's true to say that, but a strong magician also needs good physical fitness!"
"So......" Liu Yetian was just about to answer.
"So, now is the time to start honing your will on the path of magic. Stinky boy, do you have to be happy if you have to skin it?" said Uncle Lancôme's dark brown eyes.
"Sword splitting practice begins! Before this stake is broken today, you are not allowed to eat!" Uncle Lancôme suddenly shouted, throwing Liu Yetian a big object, smashing the soles of his feet.
"Ah——, this sword is heavier than me! How can a wooden sword split this stake? Hey, Uncle Lancôme, you can't declare a personal vendetta!"
Liu Yetian held the huge wooden sword that was taller than him, looked at the solid wooden stake in front of him that was thicker than his waist, and let out a wail!
"As for how to split it, that's your business, Xun'er girl! Uncle heard that you are the best at cooking, how about coming to the kitchen and preparing the dry food for tomorrow's way to school with Uncle?" Uncle Lancôme carried a bundle of firewood that had just been chopped by Liu Yetian, and beckoned Xun'er to walk towards the kitchen.
"Okay, Xun'er is here to help!"
"Brother Ye Tian, you have to cultivate hard!
Xun'er floated past Liu Yetian like a gust of wind, and smiled sweetly at him playfully, and the two little tiger teeth were shiny, leaving him with an energetic girl's back.
Liu Yetian hugged the huge Yao Mu heavy sword in his arms, and couldn't help but smile bitterly.
It's just that this kind of life is a little interesting, and if it weren't for the cruelty of real life, no one would want to be a veteran dead house!
All in all! The beauties of the two yuan workers from all walks of life! I am Liu Yetian, here! !
—————— Dividing Line——————
The afterglow of the setting sun is swallowed up by the distant horizon, and night has fallen!
In the dense forest, a small carriage was speeding along the forest path.
Liu Yetian slumped on the wooden floor of the carriage in a very indecent sleeping position, and the trembling of the carriage made his head constantly make intimate contact with the side wall of the carriage, making a "knock knock" sound, even so, he did not look like he was going to wake up in the slightest.
Ivy ▪ was curled up in the corner of the carriage with her hands and knees, her long blonde hair was scattered, the thin layer of pajamas on her body could not hide the girl's good figure at all, her long eyelashes flashed in the dark, staring at the floor of the carriage and not knowing what she was thinking.
Suddenly, the carriage shook, and the wheels of the carriage may have pressed something like a small pebble, and Liu Yetian rolled over and rolled in front of Xun'er, his head just pressing Xun'er's small and delicate jade feet.
But he didn't seem to notice it at all, and used Xun'er's instep as a pillow and fell asleep comfortably.
He was still not honest in his sleep, the hara in his mouth flowed all over the ground, wetting Xun'er's ankles, and his hands were still dishonestly touching Aiwei's ▪ smooth and delicate calves, and from time to time he made inexplicable hey lewd laughter.
Ai Weixun ▪ almost screamed in surprise, her originally cute and childish face suddenly changed, the thin lips of the high skull, the faint black gas between her eyebrows and eyes, and a blackened face of Miyazono reappeared.
The disdain in the woman's eyes flashed, and she was about to push Liu Yetian who was pillowing on her ankle aside, but Liu Yetian in her sleep was not only not pushed away, but instead intensified her ▪ entire beautiful leg in her arms, and touched the round part of her thigh inch by inch with both hands.
At this moment, Xun'er was ashamed and annoyed, one arm was raised high, and the palm was inward into a knife, and she was about to slash it with a heavy hand knife.
"Hiss-"
A terrible neighing of horses broke the silence of the forest, and the galloping carriage suddenly came to a halt, and the great inertia threw Ivy ▪ forward, and the carriage flipped on its side after a violent shake.
Liu Yetian, who was holding Xun'er's indescribable parts in his sleep, woke up suddenly, and was smashed to pieces by the huge impact, but the object in his arms did not spread a bit, and after a burst of spinning and rolling, he lay on the floor of the carriage with Xun'er in an indescribable ambiguous posture.
Although he was dizzy from the fall, Liu Yetian immediately analyzed the situation at that time, this softness, saturation, and full shape!
And, it's pink!
The roar of happiness in the life of otaku may be such a wonderful experience!
In a series of impacts just now, Xun'er's pajamas were pulled off by Liu Yetian, and the bottom of the nightdress was right on Liu Yetian's head, and a lot of spring was leaking, so what a fragrant scene appeared.
"Ahh——!!!hhh
The screams of women as tall as one hundred and twenty descents echoed through the forest, causing small monsters to shiver in their burrows.
"You give me death!"
Liu Yetian, who was originally warm and fragrant nephrite, had an intoxicated look on his face, but then he was kicked out of the carriage with a huge kick, and fell heavily to the ground in a graceful arc in the air.
This posture of facial braking is really a bit tragic and heroic, but at this moment, there are five mysterious people in black clothes and black robes standing in front of the fallen carriage, all of them wearing black veils, and they can't see their faces and expressions clearly.
Standing in front of them was the always so burly and majestic Uncle Lancôme, holding a heavy sword in front of them, the silver blade glittering in the moonlight.
"What do you want to do?" Uncle Lancôme's red explosive head burned like a fire in the dark forest.
"We, the mourners, will play a funeral song for you!"
The man in black in the lead said in a gloomy voice, making a creepy voice.
"It's actually a killer!"
Uncle Lancôme's gray-brown pupils dilated rapidly, and he felt a shudder.
"Don't talk nonsense, let me put an end to your lives!"