"You really won't give me a ride?" I was unwilling, and I didn't dare to provoke this careful-eyed bird spirit, so I could only carefully put down the shelf of the god monarch and lean over to ask him with a smiling face.

"Nope! Neither do you die! "Qin Yuan has always had red lips and white teeth, and now he is almost white and red. There was no blood on the white lips, and he gritted his teeth fiercely, only feeling that his gums were about to be crushed by him, and a mouthful of blood was overflowing from his mouth.

No matter how realistic it is, I have to force this child to death, so I will give up, sigh and put down my mount dream for the time being: "Forget it, let's go back, this book of life should be generous to this god king, don't pay you to take a look." ”

I said so, along the way, Qin Yuan was still cautious, puffing up, complaining crookedly along the way, chanting mantras to teach me not to casually put the words "give me a ride" on my lips, especially not to go out and talk to other birds. He also said that fortunately he is my family bird, fortunately he is a very generous bird, if the strange bird heard this, he would definitely fight with me.

"Stop!" I was dizzy by Qin Yuan's mantra, but his hearing couldn't catch up with him, and now his spirit is not good, and his skills are not as good as others.

That's the end of it.

Qin Yuan stopped chatting with me, turned his head and talked to himself, and talked to himself. Listening to him say a few words, he was probably comforting himself that he didn't have to worry about it like me, and explained to himself how the immortal Heluo was so young and ignorant, how he didn't know the importance and didn't know the depths. I really can't quarrel with him, so I can't quarrel with him. I quarreled with him, and every time I said only two words, I was blocked by him and couldn't speak, and in the end, I almost broke down and begged him for mercy.

Now that I have learned to be obedient, I don't quarrel with him, and I anger him with practical actions.

The sun was warm on my body, and it happened that I moved a rattan chair and put it in the middle of the yard, turned out the jar from the cabinet, found a handful of melon seeds and a handful of plums, and leisurely lay down on the rattan chair and began to flip through this story.

Qin Yuan was greedy, and squatted to the side and stared directly at the booklet in my hand.

At first, I made up my mind that he would always be so greedy.

But I was wrong, I was too naïve, I was too forward-looking, I didn't see things thoroughly.

"This negative man who has suffered a thousand cuts!" I couldn't help it, I jumped up from the wicker chair and scolded, I slammed a book of life to the ground, I can't wait to step on this book a few more times and break it into pieces.

How can Liu Bang, a ruffian hooligan, be the last lord of the world, and his father-in-law can't help him? As soon as he ascended to a high position, he floated, so sorry for Lu Pheasant, he is really the scum of the world!

"Qin Yuan! Come on! Come and see! "When I read the story and saw Xingtou, no one shared and discussed it was really the first unfortunate thing in the heavenly realm, not only Qin Yuan was greedy, but I was also aggrieved, so I beckoned him to come over and read the story of Liu Bang and Lu Pheasant with me. I stopped the loss in time, and quickly called the first scolding master of Kunlun Mountain, Qin Yuan, to scold the scum with me.

Qin Yuan jumped over quickly to pick up the book of life, and when he saw that I was so angry that he stroked his chest, he was a little inexplicable, although I always babble on weekdays, but it was rare to see me angry like this. Flipping through the book of life and looking at the life of Lu Pheasant I found above, Qin Yuan couldn't bear it after reading half a page, so he made more effort than me, and threw the book of life to the ground again: "Lu Pheasant is farming at home and raising a pair of children, Liu Bang actually spoils Mrs. Qi and forgets to marry his wife!" The scum of the world! How can such a person be worthy of being the king of a country, and how can he be worthy of unifying the world! Scumbag, scumbag, scumbag! In the next life, he will be reincarnated in the body of a widow whose husband died early, and if there is a mother-in-law, she must be an evil mother-in-law, and if she has a child, she must be intellectually unsound......"

"You're vicious." With a sour word in my mouth, Mei couldn't speak clearly, nodded and felt that Qin Yuan's scolding was really exciting, and I was relieved a lot when I heard it, "Look down, Liu Bang is becoming less and less like a person later!" It was still the scum of the world before, but later it became the powder of the world and scattered as soon as it was blown! ”

It's really exaggerated, Qin Yuan picked up the book and read it, because he was so angry, he was so angry that he almost changed his big wings and flew into the sky to the top of the snowy mountain to cool off the fire. Then he began to chant the mantra again: "How is he worthy of powder!" He actually wanted to abolish the crown prince position of himself and Lu Pheasant's son, and he almost abolished his wife after listening to the words of his favorite concubine! Isn't this Mrs. Qi in cahoots with him? A concubine is going to climb on the head of the main mother? ”

There is actually a reason why Qin Yuan is so excited, tens of thousands of years ago, the Six Realms respected women. However, the mother goddess is admired by the world no matter how powerful and boundless the magic power is, she only loves the father God Fuxi one, and the two have been with each other for a lifetime, and there has never been any third party. Times have changed, the eldest brother has become married, and there were originally some romantic debts. But the sister-in-law is very strict, and the eldest brother will never be able to take a concubine if he gets into debt, if he really accepts a concubine, I am afraid that the mother god will be the master and drive the eldest brother out of the house to break off the relationship.

Our minds on Kunlun Mountain are closed, and the gods on the mountain only recognize one death. Whoever you fall in love with can only be who in this life, either alone or in pairs, there is no reason for a master mother and a few concubines to serve a man.

"Okay, okay, don't read it, don't read it," I'm just afraid that Qin Yuan will tear up this book if he continues to read it, "The ruffians and hooligans are unreliable, let's change the story and change the story of the talented and beautiful woman." ”

rummaging and searching, I saw a person named "Sima Xiangru", like a very literate talent, his wife is called Zhuo Wenjun, the two of them fell in love because of the song "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix", how romantic and beautiful!

"That's not right!" Liu Bang's wave of anger had not passed before, and Qin Yuan began to make noise again when he heard two sentences, "This is too unruly!" How can you make eye contact with a young lady who has not yet come out of the cabinet! This Sima Xiangru is really a frivolous prodigal! ”

"Don't be so demanding!" I gave him a blank look, and stuffed a plum to plug his beak.

Zhuo Wenjun was selling wine, and Sima Xiangru went out to find a future alone. It is said that it is looking for a future, but in fact it is looking for fun. Zhuo Wenjun sells wine at home and sells it well, Sima Xiangru is developed, and the letter of resignation is also sent back.

The more I talk about the book of fate, the more angry I become. What kind of mentality can this priest write such a story! What mentality? Perverted! Mutated mentality!

I'm angry, but I'm afraid that a fierce son of Qin Yuan will come up and breathe fire and burn him. Seeing that Qin Yuan was about to transform into a real body and breathe fire, I hurriedly wanted to find two sentences to make up for this story, and I found out the ending of this story: "Sima Xiangru received Zhuo Wenjun's reply, regretted not being at the beginning, and decided not to divorce his wife again." ”

What's the use of that! That's what I thought in my heart. However, I am suitable for Qin Yuan to say: "It's okay, it's okay, it's barely a good ending after all!" ”

"Good ending!?" Qin Yuan's hair was about to explode, "What a talented and beautiful woman!" A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, but is that scum a genius!? Talented man, talented man! First, he has no talent, and those who say that he is talented are blind to those ordinary people! Second, he's not a man! A man has to be a human first and foremost, is he a human being? He's not even human! He's a pig and a dog, it's better to be a mess! To say that he is a pig and a dog is an insult to Marshal Tianpeng and the Howling Dog! ”

"Okay, okay, stop, stop!" I hurriedly persuaded him, "This is the story of hundreds of years ago, when the folk customs were not yet civilized, this does not count, let's look at the current story!" ”

Qin Yuan calmed down a little, took the book of life and flipped through it, raised his head and snatched a handful of melon seeds from my hand and began to swallow quickly: "Now, this book of life says that it is the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. Eastern han dynasty? What era is the Eastern Han Dynasty? ”

"Where do I know?" I shrugged my shoulders, let him go, and opened it to see, "Now let's take a look at the love and hatred between the Zhen family and the three fathers and sons of the Cao family!" ”

"Three fathers and sons? Why can't it be a couple? Qin Yuan was very dissatisfied, snatched the book of life from my hand again, and began to read it himself. When I first started watching, he was still chattering and chattering, and when I watched him, he suddenly became quiet, and I only felt that it was too abnormal, and I wanted to reach out to probe his snort several times.