White light flashed.

Yang San had already returned to the apartment, slowly putting away the Haotian Sword, and Yang San's face became more and more gloomy.

This was the first time he had been forced to return.

In fact, it's not that there is no chance of winning if you really fight, but no matter how it ends in the end.

Obviously, the earth is the most direct victim, and Yang San has calculated many times in his mind.

Either way, the lightest in the end, the earth is riddled with holes.

In fact, in the final analysis, Yang San's own strength is too weak, if he is strong enough, he will not flee so embarrassed this time.

"Wait, Pangu, I'll be back."

Yang San cleaned up his mood and took a big nap.

The next evening, Mr. Zeng was upset and reading a magazine on the balcony.

"Teacher Zeng, why are you still here? Yifei is going to a party in the evening, aren't you in a hurry? Mika suddenly walked out.

"The emperor is not in a hurry, what is I anxious about."

Teacher Zeng pretended to be calm and said, but he felt that something seemed wrong, and his brows couldn't help but raise.

"Besides, she's already promised the math freak."

"You're going to give your opponent a head-on blow, that's what a man should do, not hide here and watch something... How can I control my fear of childbirth? ”

Meijia hated that iron could not be made of steel, and looked at Teacher Zeng, you can pretend to be decent if you escape well.

Teacher Zeng closed the magazine with a "snap" and shouted embarrassedly: "Otherwise, what else can I do?" Anonymously report them for unlicensed gatherings and let the chengguan go to the scene to ban them? ”

"You're so pessimistic, now it's like, a few green pigs' heads have stolen your baby!"

Meijia said to Teacher Zeng solemnly, but this seemed to make Teacher Zeng a little dumbfounded.

"You're anxious, you're angry, so you're going to do whatever it takes to destroy their castle and take back your... Doll! ”

"Listen... Sounds miserable. ”

Teacher Zeng muttered in his heart, his brows couldn't help shaking: "No, what kind of metaphor are you?" ”

"Haven't you ever played Angry Birds? You have to try every way, with the stone in your hand, to smash the lid on the green pig's head. ”

Meijia patted Teacher Zeng's head very chicly.

Teacher Zeng exclaimed speechlessly, "Please, that's not a stone at all, you haven't played Angry Birds at all, have you?" ”

"I..."

Meijia just wanted to refute, but suddenly said abruptly: "Okay, I haven't played it, I won't download it, I watched Ziqiao play, but the key to winning is the same." ”

"What is it?"

"The point is... Lies in..."

Meijia shouted helplessly: "I haven't played, how do I know." ”

Teacher Zeng rolled his eyes speechlessly, "Come on, I'll teach you to download." ”

After taking Meijia's mobile phone, Teacher Zeng quickly installed the Angry Birds for Meijia.

In the bar downstairs, Ziqiao and Yang San were playing billiards.

Meijia suddenly came over with her mobile phone.

Repeat the essence of the conversation she just had with Teacher Zeng.

"What? Then you spend a full hour playing Angry Birds! ”

Ziqiao looked at Meijia who was still playing with her mobile phone speechlessly, and it was still so unreliable.

"Hey, why are you so nervous about Teacher Zeng and Yifei? Afraid that they won't give you candy when the time comes? ”

Yang San smiled and hit a ball into the hole.

"Hey, San'er, you said you would score a goal in three minutes at most."

Ziqiao hit the ball as soon as he saw Yang San raise his hand, and hurriedly reminded him.

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't find anyone, Ziqiao really didn't want to fight Yang San, it was normal to lose, and it was for someone to let you win.

There is no sense of accomplishment at all!

"It's not Mr. Zeng yet, he obviously came up with such a perfect plan, which shows how much he knows Yifei.

But he has dragged it out until now and still hasn't confessed? It's the third season, I'm not in a hurry, and the audience is in a hurry. ”

Mika complained as she played with Angry Birds.

"Huh."

Although I can't remember most of the plot clearly, I still remember the new type of love of Xianfei Lian very clearly.

Not to mention that it's only the third season, it's been four seasons in the previous life, and they don't have the same results.

I heard that the fifth season was together, but unfortunately Yang San hadn't had time to watch it yet, and he didn't know how it ended.

"Hmph, Mr. Zeng is too unsuccessful, I have cultivated him for so many years, and he is still such a coward, it is really embarrassing for me."

Ziqiao shook his head in disappointment, as if Teacher Zeng hadn't confessed how sorry he was.

"Really?"

Yang San looked at Ziqiao with a smile, "It seems that I have to talk to Yifei about Teacher Zeng who has been nurtured by you for so many years, and he has actually been smoked like this." ”

The smile on Ziqiao's face froze, and he turned his head to look at Meijia.

"Isn't it, you're still playing Angry Birds, such a mentally retarded game, haven't you cleared it yet?"

“piu！”

Mika carefully launched a small bird again, and grunted, "It doesn't seem as easy to play by yourself as it is to watch you play." ”

"How do you break the eighth level?"

"Ahh

Ziqiao turned his head speechlessly, this kind of retarded mind is better than being reasonable.

"Tell me, what is the essence of hitting a pig's head?" Mika asked expectantly.

"Four words!"

Ziqiao calmly said: "Simple and rude, unscrupulous, draw salary from the bottom of the kettle, catch turtles in the urn, take the lead, strike first, and be invincible!" ”

Meijia was happy to write it down, but are these four words?

"That's almost forty words!"

"Don't you just want Teacher Zeng and Yifei to make things clear, the easiest way is to trick them into the same room, lock them up for one night, and everything will be clear."

Ziqiao's eyebrows danced and said to Meijia, these words simply went to Meijia's heart, which made her laugh happily.

"But what does this have to do with Angry Birds?"

The smile on Ziqiao's face froze.

"It doesn't matter much, as long as it works!"

"You want to lock Yifei and Teacher Zeng together for one night? How much enmity does Teacher Zeng have with you? Aren't you afraid that Teacher Zeng will be incomplete the next day? ”

Yang San squinted his eyes and smiled, these two goods are unreliable, and the methods they come up with are not something that normal people can think of.

Ziqiao shouted disdainfully: "What a big deal, as long as it is past tonight, whether it is Teacher Zeng or Yifei, they will thank me." ”

At the same time, Ziqiao also said in his heart: Moreover, Guan Gu and Youyou will definitely thank me.

"Wait, I'm the leader, why should I thank you?" Mika suddenly retorted solemnly.

“……”

"Okay, as long as it's past tonight, Teacher Zeng and Yifei will thank us!" Ziqiao emphasized again.

"Hahaha!"

Ziqiao and Mika looked at each other and laughed.

Suddenly, Ziqiao and Meijia looked at Yang San seriously.

"San'er, you should not know anything about this, otherwise... We'll kill you!" The latest chapter of "Hundred Plating" Starting from the Love Apartment and Crossing the Claw Book House" is free to read for the first time.