Chapter 2: Birthday Banquet (1)
The Mother Goddess kicked me out of their immortal mansion yesterday.
She didn't say that I was 500,000 years old now, that I was not a child, and that I would not let my father get used to me anymore, and that he would not allow him to let me live with them, after all, my older brothers and sisters had moved out since they were 400,000 years old. The Mother Goddess asked me to find another place to open a house.
However, the father couldn't bear to let his daughter live far away, and next door to their immortal mansion on Kunlun Mountain, he helped me to open up another mansion, the place is not big, and it is not small, and it is enough for me to put down the treasures that I have collected for 500,000 years.
I twisted a trick, set up a fairy barrier, and hid my new house in the clouds and mist of Kunlun Mountain, so that it seemed more mysterious and deeper, probably other immortals did this.
After setting up the immortal barrier, I thought about it carefully, if this immortal barrier also blocked those little immortals who were going to come to my new mansion tomorrow, it would be difficult to do. I thought about sending the little fairy Qin Yuan to guard our house and waited at the foot of the mountain, and brought the little immortals who came to the banquet to my door in waves.
But I thought about it again, and I probably gave a post to the Jade Emperor according to the number of courtesies, and he also received it himself. If he also had to wait with that group of little immortals, and he had to be brought up by Qin Yuan, it would really be unorthodox. I hope he can recognize the immortal obstacle under me and go up the mountain by himself, and the province wants me to pick him up in person to watch him put on a shelf.
Qin Yuan is a big bird unique to Kunlun Mountain, is a huge hornet, if you sting other birds and beasts, these birds and beasts will die, if you sting trees, these trees will also die, people encounter it more auspicious.
However, he is willing to cast himself into my mother's mansion and is willing to be a gatekeeper, which has been done for millions of years, which is even longer than my years. Over the years, I have found that he has a cowardly and docile personality, and is best bullied, which is very different from the fierce and vicious appearance in the world's mouth. In addition, his human figure is very handsome, with a white face and a thin body, like a weak literary fairy, with a bit of feminine beauty, which can be regarded as pleasing to the eye, and it is very good for our parents.
He has cultivated for so many years, and he has also become half of the Dao masters, so it should be enough for him to lead the way for ordinary immortals.
The rest are the other gods on the mountain. I have been a neighbor for thousands of years, and I am familiar with the way, so I must be able to find my fairy mansion next door to my mother god's mansion smoothly. The most important one is the Queen Mother of the West, her old man lives on the next hill, and there are blue birds to guide her, she must know the way.
If you want to talk about the Queen Mother of the West, I am alone in her house about the pond lotus pond and a pond of lotus root in the lotus pond.
The Yao Pond on the West Queen Mother's Mansion is a must on Kunlun Mountain, and it is one of the best places in the entire heavenly realm. It is said that there are a lot of lotus roots piled up at the bottom of the pool, which are raised by the immortals of Yao Pond and are very tender and delicious, and they will greatly increase their spiritual power if they eat it.
When I was a child, I was taken by the mother goddess to meet the Queen Mother of the West, and sneaked to the Yao Pond while they were talking. As a result, the mother goddess found out and punished me for several days of confinement.
Later, I always thought about this taste, and gradually became proficient, and secretly dug up the lotus root many times. The Queen Mother of the West is very powerful, and she must know my little trick, but she also betrayed my mother goddess to save face and did not expose me, so I was even more unscrupulous, and I was at ease to be the first little overlord of Kunlun Mountain.
This time I celebrated my 500,000th birthday, which is an important event. Originally, my family, that is, the Father, God, Mother, God, and four brothers and three sisters, had to attend.
However, this time the eldest brother can't come, the sister-in-law is about to give birth, and the eldest brother is going to add a sixth little thing to the house.
Immediately afterwards, the second brother also said that it could not be done. He was in the Jade Void Palace on the hill to the east, and he studied art with Yuan Shi Tianzun. The second brother didn't feel sorry for me, so he confiscated the post directly. Later, I simply handed a post to Yuan Shi Tianzun directly, and asked him to bring my second brother over by the way, so that he was reluctant to come to see my sister who was kicked out of the house by the father and the mother god.
There is also the second sister, she has fallen in love with the eldest son of the patriarch of the Tushan clan, and now she is busy walking around other mountains with that fox, I dare not disturb her good deeds. The second sister is more than a million years old, and she has only bloomed such a peach blossom, if this peach blossom is accidentally discounted by me, then I will become a sinner through the ages.
However, after this calculation, there will still be dozens of immortals who will attend my 500,000-year-old birthday banquet.
It can be seen that although it is good that relatives and friends at home are lively, it is also very troublesome. Like now, I'm starting to worry again.
No matter how much this banquet dish is, you have to pretend to prepare two or three things, but the food can't fall from the sky. There are so many immortal methods in the library pavilion, and none of them teach immortals to cook.
Father, God, Mother, God, they are profound, and they don't even have to eat with me, and there is no cook in the house. This time I called so many little immortals, they are different from us, they can't just drink dew, but eat and eat, I can't lose their dignity and let them starve.
This time, I was just in the bright light, and I came to visit under the banner of the mother goddess. I said hello to the Queen Mother of the West, went to Yaochi to dig two sections of lotus root stew, and went to Pan Taoyuan to pick dozens of peaches as fruits. Instructed Qin Yuan to go to the Nether Immortal Mountain to catch two goats and bring them up to make mutton to eat, and dig two bamboo shoots to match in them, barely reasonable. Just to make these dishes, I made myself disgraced and kept busy all day.
Overall, though, I'm happy to do it.
I was holding a birthday party this time to have more fun. For hundreds of thousands of years, I have really been suffocated and tightly managed. Now that he has set up his own door, of course, he must be a good free wanderer and soar freely on Kunlun Mountain.
Originally, I could fly freely, and I hated only that I was born in the belly of my mother goddess.
Ever since I was a child, I was most afraid of my mother goddess, and everyone in the world said that she was gentle and blessed all over the world, but she was the most strict with me and always urged me to cultivate diligently.
When she said this, I opened one eye and closed one eye, and opened one ear and closed one ear.
I have such a powerful Father, God, and Mother God, so why bother to cultivate diligently.
Indeed, I have never cultivated diligently. For 500,000 years, when I was happy, I would go up to the mountains to look for some strange fruits, birds and beasts, or go to the homes of a few brothers and sisters. If you are not happy, you will bully the little fairy and goblin on the mountain near the immortal mansion, and take Qin Yuan to intimidate and intimidate the little fairy, and appreciate their wonderful faces that are so frightened that they lose their souls. I lived a chic and comfortable life, and became the first happy fairy on Kunlun Mountain.
However, it is also very boring to find fruits and birds and beasts every day, and it is not interesting to visit the door day after day.
Therefore, originally I couldn't go up and invite the little immortals such as the Nine Heavens Xuannu and the Chang'e Fairy, but it was really that Kunlun Mountain had already been visited by me, and it was boring, so I decided to wait a few days to go to their Nine Heavens to take a look, and take advantage of the banquet to entertain the immortals, I want to see what these little fairies are like. Father God and Mother God said that I must be the first beautiful immortal in the six sessions of heaven and earth, I have visited Kunlun Mountain, it is indeed my best-looking, but I am afraid that there are people outside the people, and there are immortals outside the immortals. At this moment, I called several fairies in the heavens who said that they were beautiful, and compared them with each other, to see if the Father, God, Mother, and God were telling the truth, or if they were just coaxing me to be happy.
There is also the Si Ming Xingjun, who is said to be one of the six star monarchs of the Southern Dipper, who is in charge of mortal life. I have a good relationship with him, and I borrow the book in his hand to take a look, as if it were a book, and when I have nothing to do, I can pass the time of boredom.
I still remember the first time I went back to the mortal world hundreds of thousands of years ago. At that time, I saw only a few mortals dressed in animal skins, hunting with weapons made of stones in their hands, savage and brutal, far less than what the heavens wanted.
A few years ago, I heard that the mortal world was very different, and I went down to take a look, and sure enough, it was much more prosperous, and the people walking on the street were all dressed in full clothes, and the streets and alleys were also lively. I thought to myself, it's good now, it's rare to have a different scene on Kunlun Mountain, and now I have to go around, find out what delicious and fun to bring back to the mountain.
But I didn't go for a few hours, and before I could see enough of the fun, the Mother Mother Goddess arrested me back.
That's the disadvantage of living with the Mother Goddess.
Later, the mother goddess strictly forbade me to go down to the mortal world to play, and I heard from the third sister that several of the seven fairies ran away with mortals, probably because of this mother goddess I was not allowed to run around.
But how could I be like the Seven Fairies? In my impression, mortals are far inferior to us immortals, their longevity is only a few decades, and in our eyes it is only a blink of an eye. They have cold winters and hot summers, natural disasters, but we only need to go to the sky to say hello to the god of thunder and lightning, and the climate is controlled by ourselves.
Immortals are so carefree, and the life of mortals is just a white horse.
Since I can't go down to earth myself, then ask for two books from Si Ming Xingjun to see, and I can pass the time by relieving boredom.