After waiting for about five minutes, I walked alone to the road of climbing in the face of many strange eyes. At this time, it was the time for the military training people to gather, and when the hurried classmates walked by, they did not forget to look back at me, a different kind of food buyer.

The door was wrong, and I kicked it open, shouting, "Shame on you!" Never again next time! After entering, he closed the door with his back, put the soy milk fritters he bought on the table, and said gloomily: "Hurry up and eat, if you can't finish eating, hum, then don't blame my brother for being polite!" ”

As soon as I wanted to let go, the soy milk was poured down. "Holy shit! Hurry up and bring the guy over to get his own soy milk, and by the way, bring mine too, thank you. ”

"On average, you have to eat five fritters per person, you know?" I pointed to the big bag of fritters on the table and said to Ge Shuai.

"You've bought so much! If you can't finish eating, you can eat it yourself. Ge Shuai rolled his eyes and said.

I took the rice jar handed over by Ge Shuai and made a pinching motion: "If you can't finish eating, hum, you will be miserable." ”

When everyone put their own soy milk into their own rice bowl, I picked up the rice bowl and made a toast, "Everyone, be quiet, brother is going to speak." ”

Some of them had already eaten half of the fritters, and they looked at me curiously when they heard me talking, and they didn't know what I was going to do but they didn't know what I was doing with the jar, or they didn't know at all. For a moment, there was silence.

"First of all, no matter what, thank you for your help, although we are all brothers, I still want to thank you! I'll drink one of them instead of wine. I interrupted them who wanted to speak, pointed to the soy milk in my hand and drank half of the jar in one go.

"Pretend!"

My pretense of arrogance was despised by all of them.

"Cut, let's eat ours, don't care about this idiot." Li Junmin sat on Sun Feng's bed, moved the rice jar to the right, turned sideways and said to Sun Feng.

Sun Feng, a foodie, nodded approvingly with a rice jar in his hand and half a fritter in his mouth.

"Silly short, Da Sheng, let's eat ours too." Ge Shuai also learned to pull the rice jar towards Li Dasheng, patted Li Dasheng on the shoulder and said.

I held the rice jar, looked at Wang Zhen pitifully, and said in a loud voice: "Brother Wang Zhen......"

Wang Zhen twisted his head, picked up the soy milk, touched Zhong Yadong's rice bowl and said, "Come to Yadong, take one." ”

Zhong Yadong instantly understood, picked up the soy milk and drank it: "Okay, let's go, dry." ”

"Holy, you grandsons!" I was frustrated by them.

I looked like I had almost eaten it, and I didn't gobble it up like I did at the beginning. I put down the rice bowl and said, "Today I see that they are not just here to beat me. ”

"I still need you to say that it is best to accept you, so that the soldiers are not bloody, if you can't accept it, this can be regarded as a salute before the soldiers." Ge Shuai swallowed the fritters in his mouth and said with an expression that everyone understands.

"What kind of salute before the soldiers, if it is the first salute and then the soldiers, how can you do it?" Wang Zhen retorted.

"Forget it, no matter what, this Liangzi is married to Yu Suyun and a few of them. To prevent them from retaliating, we need to think about what to do. I interrupted them from another attempt to argue and hurried out the most important issue of the moment.

"So what do you say you should do?" Li Junmin said with some disdain, "Is it difficult for them to want everyone to fail?" Fighting, I haven't been afraid of anyone yet. ”

"What do you think should be done?" Wang Zhen didn't eat it anymore, put half of the fritters in his hand on the rice bowl and said, "You should be paying attention, right?" ”

"What can I do? Cold! Sun Feng, who is from the Northeast, also said directly about the fritters.

"Know yourself and know your opponent, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles! The dragons are leaderless and destined to be sad. I looked at it, stood up and said slowly. Our dormitory, even if it is a dragon, needs a leader to order and prohibit. Otherwise, do what you think, it's definitely a bad thing!

"And what do you mean?" Wang Zhen looked up at me and asked.

"Obviously, a slap doesn't make a sound, a hero has three gangs, a group of sheep needs a head sheep, and a group of wolves needs a head wolf." I paused, gave them a buffer, and said, "And you know." ”

After a while, Ge Shuai looked at me and said in a daze: "Understand? I don't understand, what do you know? At the end, he slapped the table and said loudly, "Damn! What do I know? ”

"That's right, what you said is quite smooth, but what do you want to express?" Sun Feng pushed Li Junmin's face in my direction at this time, put the soy milk on the table and said, I really deserve to be a foodie, and I have been eating fritters with a rice tank.

"The IQ of a foodie is a ......hard wound," I said, holding my forehead and saying with a look of regret.

"Don't make a fuss yet, Yiming, tell me what you think." Wang Zhen interrupted their nonsense again, and this time he sat up and looked at me.

"It's very simple, the first thing to do is to select the leader of our dormitory, which is to be selected, not played." I looked at Wang Zhenzhengse, who turned to seriousness, and said, "I don't want to make trouble in our dormitory for the position of number one." Choose, let them obey with all their hearts. I don't want the eight of us to end up at a standoff, so if we have any opinions in the future, we have to bring them up. ”

I looked around and looked at them who were silent: "If you don't have an opinion now, then choose." Or, if you think you have the ability, you can nominate yourself. ”

"Don't you wait for the old man to be high?" Li Dasheng pouted at Gao Yue's bed and said.

"First of all, can you be convinced that he is always looking for his daughter-in-law? Moreover, his vote for the boss may not be the key. ”

"Yes, let's all write it down on paper. That's fairer. ”

Wang Zhen was about to get the paper, but I held him down, "I choose you, Wang Zhen, I choose you to be our leading big brother!" ”

They were a little stunned, they didn't expect me to be so direct.

I took my hand away from Wang Zhen's shoulder, looked at them and said, "I didn't choose him because he helped me today, of course, I can't rule out this reason, of course it's not the key." ”

"If he can jump off the bed today to help me, then he will be able to jump down to help you later. Also, I feel like he has that score. ”

"Spectrum? What spectrum? ”

"The spectrum of the upper position." I was destined.

"In that case, then choose Wang Zhen, I was quite here, but since that's the case, it's you." Li Junmin smashed his mouth and said, the others did not speak, and some nodded as acquiescence.

"Brother Zhen!" I picked up the rice jar with both hands and held it up in the form of an ancient toast, "First of all, if nothing else, just rely on Brother Zhen to lead us not to be bullied like today." ”

After that, I drank again, and everyone else did the same.

"Well, anyway, we have to unite in the designation of a dormitory! Let's not talk about bullying others, but we must not let people bully us in front of our door anymore! Wang Zhen immediately took out the fan of the eldest brother, drank a sip of soy milk like us and said.

It's funny to think about it now, the seven of us used soy milk fritters not only to set the way to college for eight people in the dormitory, but also to set our different youth.

Yes, it is not soy milk fritters that contribute to us, but our heart, the common heart that cannot be trampled. Even if it is a big fish and big meat, without this heart, a piece of it is just a friend of wine and meat.

"Yes, I thought that our class would be able to unite, but fortunately I didn't let Ge Shuai find someone." Thinking that yesterday Ge Shuai was still talking about whether to find a few people to come to help him, I said with feeling.

"Elect me as the boss, will you be able to really listen to me?" Wang Zhen asked at this time, it should be to block the signs of someone disobeying the yang and yin in the future.

"As long as you don't hurt our own people, which one will turn your face again?" I looked at Wang Zhen and said to him, and also put forward our bottom line.

"Okay, in that case, call Gao Yue to go out tonight." Wang Zhen waved his hand, and he had the demeanor of a boss.

"Wow Ka Ka, Brother Zhen is good! Eh, speaking of Wang Zhen, what is Gao Yue's mobile phone number? ”

turned on the mobile phone and called Gao Yue positively, but found that Gao Yue's mobile phone number was not stored in the mobile phone, and said to Wang Zhen a little dumbfounded.

Zhong Yadong shook his phone at me, "I have it, I'll call it." ”

"Tell him that there is an important dinner in the evening, and you must be there!"

"Alas, there's a big dinner in the evening, so keep this soy milk fritters." Ge Shuai pushed the soy milk, threw the fritters into the bag, and said with a comfortable face.

"Hmph, waste food and sprinkle it at home, but waste my brother's hard work, hum!"

I stared, looked at Li Dasheng and the others, who also wanted to eat, and said in a solemn tone. What a waste of these goods! At this time, there is still one-third of the twenty yuan fritters left, and I bought two more copies of soy milk, plus Gao Yue is not there, that is three points more.

"I can't finish eating, my brother is in a hurry with you!"

All afternoon, I was talking to them about what to eat at night, how to eat and drink poorly Wang Zhen, which made Wang Zhen call his friends careless!

In the evening, Gao Yue finally arrived late and was pressed on the bed by us for a meal. Knowing that he was at a loss, he didn't resist much, and finally covered his face with both hands, pouted his buttocks and said, "Fight, Brother Zhen, burn me with your first fire." ”

"Rely on me, and you will fight against our army?" Wang Zhen was stunned for a moment, and said with a gloomy smile: "Come on, call me, I won't know his mother!" ”

After speaking, he pressed his huge body against Gao Yue, who was pouting his ass and waiting to be slaughtered, Gao Yue screamed, and the whole person collapsed on the bed in an instant. Wang Zhen still didn't give up, and said: "See if you kid will dare to pay attention to sex and light friends in the future?" As he spoke, he motioned for us to hold Gao Yue's hands and feet, and a pair of fat palms couldn't stop wandering over Gao Yue's sensitive parts.

Two minutes later, we looked at Gao Yue, who was still holding his stomach, and said, "Let's see if you dare to leave our group of roommates behind, otherwise it won't be as simple as tickling you next time." ”

"That's right! That is, next time you should add whipping and dripping wax. ”

Hearing this, we all stared at Li Dasheng, "I didn't expect Xiao Shengsheng to have such a heavy taste, and I was blind to your honest appearance." ”

"If it's really a human being, you can't look good."

"Alright, alright, let's go, but Gao Yue's capital crime can be forgiven! When we arrive, should we let him drink ten or eight bottles first? The sinister smile on my face directly pushed Gao Yue to another deep pit.

Gao Yue suddenly cried out: "You still let me die!" ”

"Okay, as the new boss of this dormitory, of course I can't do everything. Since Gao Yue would rather die than be punished, then forget it," Wang Zhen deliberately paused and looked at Gao Yue's calm expression and said slowly: "Just drink him to death." ”

"That's a good idea, Gao Yue, you just accept your fate!!"

No wonder people often say don't base your happiness on other people's pain, because it's addictive! Looking at Gao Yue's expression of looking at us fiercely, the seven of us gave him a very generous laugh.

However, this smile undoubtedly became a devil's smile in Gao Yue's eyes, and he lay down directly on the bed, "Brother is not going, hehe." A cheap smile on his face, and a face that loves to speak.

Without saying hello again, the seven of us pressed Gao Yue on the bed again......

"Brother, brother, you are all brothers. I admit punishment, I admit punishment. ”