Chapter 169: Deadpool's first meeting with the Avengers
Wade wears a Deadpool uniform, but he doesn't wear a hood, revealing his handsome face full of confidence, and Wade rarely wears a hood since his appearance has recovered.
In his words, hiding such a handsome face is undoubtedly a tyrannical thing, and of course good things have to be shared.
Holding Vanessa, who was also dressed neatly, Wade whistled, and followed Gao Ming, who was slightly gloomy, out of the other space, and when he saw everyone in the Avengers, he covered his face with exaggerated expressions and shouted: "Ah! It's the Avengers! I feel like I'm going to faint~"
After that, Wade also made a look like he was going to fall down and pass out, but he thought that no one would help him, so he squatted down slightly with very lame acting skills and very slow movements, and then lay flat on the ground, tilted his head, rolled his eyes, stuck out his tongue, and pretended to be unconscious.
Avengers: "......"
Is this guy here to be funny......
Seeing that his man was pretending to be crazy and stupid again, Vanessa kicked Wade angrily, "Die, Wade, don't be ashamed." ”
"Oh~ you kicked my kidney, what if the kick breaks......"
Wade clutched his lower back, grinned his teeth and got up from the ground, grumbling quietly.
Gao Ming pulled his face and introduced to everyone: "This is Deadpool, Wade Wilson, and his wife Vanessa Carlisle. ”
"Hi guys~"
Wade waved warmly, and Vanessa greeted politely.
Everyone still looked at Wade with a strange smile on his face, and Flint and Johnny, the two people who were brought back by Gao Ming, looked at Wade with scrutinizing eyes, wanting to know what was unique about this guy who couldn't look at it and what could make Gao Ming look eye-catching.
Wade walked up to Steve with a big grin, stared straight at it for a while, then touched Steve's chest coldly, and said in an envious tone: "The pectoral muscles are good, I really want to find a hundred and eighty serum injections to try, it's hard to think that Tao always insists on fitness in order to keep in shape, and Ryan is too lazy to do it." ”
Faced with Wade's unorthodox hand, Steve involuntarily got goosebumps, silently pushed Wade's hand away, and then stepped back a little.
After harassing Steve, Wade walked up to Tony again and exclaimed, "Oh, Mr. Stark, your mustache is still so eye-catching, by the way, do you have any enemies to kill?" You can entrust me, for the sake of new customers, I can give you a 99% discount. ”
Tony looked at the remaining long knife behind Wade's back and the two pistols strapped to his thigh, and laughed disdainfully, "I think my armor can keep me safe, but if any long-eyed clowns provoke me in the future, I will consider asking you to help teach me a lesson." ”
"Okay, okay."
Wade didn't care about the contempt in Tony's eyes, the one in front of him was Tony Stark, with countless net worth, and a lot of money, Wade wouldn't have trouble with money.
Turning his head, when he saw Dr. Banner, Wade couldn't help but be stunned and said, "Huh? What about Uncle Mark? How is Melancholy Edward? Didn't you say you wouldn't act? ”
Seeing Wade look at him and say something unclear, Dr. Banner looked at his companion blankly, not knowing how to react.
When he saw Pietro, Wade made another look of seeing a ghost, and said in horror: "Quicksilver? Didn't you get shot indiscriminately? Did you make some ulterior deal with the screenwriter to get a chance to return to the screen? ”
Although Pietro couldn't understand the meaning of Wade's words, he was still very unhappy with some words, and said with an unkind face: "What do you mean by transaction?" ”
"Hey, hey, you know......" Wade threw a self-evident look, almost messing with Pietro.
When he looked at Wanda, Wade's eyes moved to her chest, "Aomei, I appreciate you very much, the old boy has seen it many times, come, hug one." ”
As he spoke, Wade opened his arms and wanted to hug him, Wanda subconsciously appeared in his hands with a bewitching magical energy, and suddenly, Vision and Pietro stood in front of Wanda, blocking Wade's ill-intentioned actions.
Pietro glanced at Vision, a dangerous person who had recently been close to his sister, and although he was a little unhappy, he didn't say anything.
Vision was still expressionless, with a calm face, but the imitation mind gem on his forehead glowed from time to time, showing his true feelings in his heart.
"Cut...... I'm just hugging one out of politeness. ”
Wade withdrew his hand stupidly, looked at the gem on Vision's forehead, and said, "The counterfeiting technique is okay, and it will definitely not be remembered in the future." ”
When his gaze swept over Black Widow, Wade suddenly said into the air: "Ryan, look, what do you feel about your ex-wife Scarlett...... Ha? The past is like smoke, no longer mentioned? What kind of literature and art are you? Are you afraid that Lively will mind? No, no, no, how can I deliberately destroy the relationship between you husband and wife......"
Seeing Wade talking to himself inexplicably, everyone threw a look at him at Shen Jing Bing, although Vanessa was accustomed to Wade's crazy words from time to time, but she was still very helpless in the face of other people's caring eyes for the mentally retarded.
Then, Wade looked at Falcon and Hawkeye, and continued to chatter: "Ah Mao, find Baozi and come back early to form a cross talk group, Huaxia's friends can look forward to your combination...... Hawkeye, lend me your bow and arrows, and I can definitely imitate you......"
The falcon and hawkeye continued to watch coldly.
In the end, Wade looked at Flint and Johnny, and said happily: "Gao Ming really didn't lie to me, he really brought you two here, Sonny is vomiting blood......
Saying that, Wade also walked up to Johnny, patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Nicholas, you have to behave well, this is the Avengers, don't make it into a bad movie." ”
Johnny slapped Wade's hand away with an unhappy face, and a blue-white flame faintly appeared in his pupils.
When Wade greeted everyone warmly, Steve walked up to Gao Ming and asked in a low voice, "Gao Ming, your friend seems to be a little in spirit...... Abnormal? ”
Gao Ming smiled helplessly and said, "You should treat him as mentally abnormal, talking to the air from time to time is a symptom of the disease, just ignore it." ”
"Do you need me to get some of the world's top psychiatrists to show him his brain?" Tony complained. ”
Gao Ming shook his head and did not respond.
After greeting everyone one by one, Wade said to himself in the air: "You see, so many superheroes, how can a small-budget movie like Deadpool fight, let Marvel take back the copyright of the X-Men as soon as possible, and then join the Avengers, so that you can take advantage of the opportunity to ......"
Gao Ming saw that everyone was looking at him, so he had no choice but to walk out and said, "Wade is an acquired mutant who has a strong self-healing ability, even if he is killed in pieces, he can still slowly heal and grow a complete body in the end. ”
Hearing Gao Ming's introduction, everyone finally put away their contempt for Wade, and took a little snack, and Wade also held his head high with a proud face.
Although they were surprised by Wade's immortality, they couldn't change their opinion that he was a deep well ice, but it was okay to keep this opinion, and everyone wouldn't take it seriously when they heard the information about reality and Marvel revealed by Wade in the future.
(End of chapter)