Chapter VII: Revenge
Dinner, after a meal of eating and drinking. We discussed whether Yu Suyun would take revenge on this matter, and it was not until ten o'clock in the evening that it was hurriedly decided, so we hurried to the school, and the school closed the dormitory door at half past ten.
During this period, my proposal to hide behind the scenes in the treatment of Yu Suyun was collectively vetoed, and I even crusaded hard: You are afraid of being beaten, and we are also afraid of being beaten. It was only at my insistence that I reluctantly passed the offer to minimize the number of shots I made.
Ge Shuai is obviously a militant, otherwise he wouldn't have directly overturned the two of them on the bed table with such a fierce bed. proposed: Why don't you just hit them until they are soft, and you can have multiple younger brothers.
Wang Zhen looked at us and said directly: "Vote by show of hands." After speaking, he raised his hand first.
Followed by Ge Shuai, this was his proposal, he had no reason to object, and raised his hand directly. even stabbed Li Junmin beside him with his arm and whispered: "Raise your hand Junmin." Li Junmin looked back at him and slowly raised his hand.
When they were considering whether to raise their hands, Wang Zhen patted me and whispered, "It's not that I don't help, but I can't help." ”
I nodded in understanding: "I understand, this is already an answer that I am relatively satisfied with." "It's the same dormitory, not to mention these things that I caused because of me, and I can't just say quit. But direct killing is not what I'm good at, so let's take it step by step.
Wang Zhen raised his head and looked at Ge Shuai, Li Junmin and then at us who didn't say it, and said, "What do you think?" ”
"Brother Yiming chooses how to choose, I will choose." Li Dasheng looked at me and said. I was slightly stunned, I didn't expect this Li Dasheng to trust me like this.
"Uh......" Wang Zhen was stunned, looked back at me and looked at Sun Feng again, and saw that Sun Feng was in a daze, so he shouted: "Sun Feng, what about you?" ”
"Me? Oh, Dasheng, how did you choose? Sun Feng shook his head, and directly held it with his hand and said. I didn't expect this foodie Sun Feng to be unable to drink!
"He looks at Yiming." Wang Zhen replied.
"Then I'll look at Yiming's too."
"Eh" Wang Zhen's face changed slightly, as if he couldn't get off the stage, and turned his gaze to Gao Yue Zhong Yadong.
Gao Yue didn't seem to see Wang Zhen's gaze, and said, "I am more in favor of softening them and subduing them." However, I still want to hear Li Yiming's judgment and thoughts. ”
Zhong Yadong nodded, obviously they didn't say anything about it for a long time.
All seven of them turned their eyes to me, which made me a little nervous. That's why I can't be the boss! Hurriedly asked them to shift their gaze and said, "Eat, eat, let's talk while eating." "I said that I took a bite of food to eat first, and it was already rain and dew after the storm on the dinner table, and there was not much left to eat, and I only did this to divert my attention.
"First of all, are you guys very good at fighting?" I looked at them and asked.
"Except for Ge Shuai, no one else can fight. Wang Zhen and Gao Yue are purely explosive brute force, and Da Sheng, Feng Feng, and Junmin are purely blind fights. And I can't, don't look at me. I can only attack with a single blow, and I can't do it with a little longer fight. ”
Seeing that they seemed to want to refute, I hurriedly said, "You listen to me first, and then you can talk about it." Furthermore, do you know the situation? Let's not talk about the big ones, let's talk about the small ones first. Do you know them? Only by knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent can one not be defeated! ”
"Third, shoot outcropping birds. Whoever jumps out first will be the first to mourn! Let's not seek merit first, we want no fault, we guard our own one-third of an acre, don't ask for people, don't cause trouble, but it doesn't mean that we are afraid of things. When the situation is clear, let's raise our hands again to vote, whether to advance or retreat or defend. ”
"Well, good. I agree with Yiming. ”
"I agree with that."
"I agree with that."
In the end, Ge Shuai also put down his hand stupidly and said no more.
"Okay, in that case, let's keep it. Go one. Wang Zhen picked up his glass and said.
"Okay, build high walls, accumulate grain, and slow down your reign." Like the ancient literati, I picked up my wine glass, humbly saluted my roommates, and clinked them one by one and drank them dry.
A group of people hurriedly checked out, and finally ran in a second before the building manager closed the door.
When I entered the dormitory building, while breathing a sigh of relief, I thought about going back to the dormitory to sleep quickly. At this time, I found that Wang Zhen was lagging behind and was talking to the building manager.
I didn't know why, I shouted, "Wang Zhen, let's go." ”
"Okay, come on." Turning his head again, he smiled at the uncle, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and handed it to the building manager, "Let's go, uncle, thank you for keeping the door." ”
No wonder Wang Zhen had to buy a box of cigarettes at the checkout, which was originally used to bribe the building management. Don't look at the building manager, it's not big, but when there is no superior leader to inspect, the Tiangao Emperor is far away from the princes. I have to say that Wang Zhen is indeed more suitable than us to be a leader.
With today's pack of cigarettes, the next time we are late for the meeting that day, the building management may open up.
Seeing this, I stopped around the corner. When he came over, he stretched out his thumb and admired: "Brother Zhen, that's good!" ”
As soon as I came out of the corridor, I heard the shouting of Ge Shuai, and Wang Zhen and I glanced at each other and understood the information in each other's eyes. Quickly run to the dormitory.
Unlike the dormitory, which is relatively tidy when you leave, the whole dormitory is very messy at this time! Leaving the floor aside, everyone's beds were full of garbage, watching the dripping water from the beds. Everybody's angry!
Wang Zhen turned his head to look at me, anger in his eyes. Anyone who sees their place being made a kennel by others is no longer good at maintaining their demeanor.
I threw down the basin on my bed, lifted the damp bedding, and tried to sit down, but the whole bed was covered with water. I looked around and saw that the balcony doors and windows and cupboards were still in good condition. Come to think of it, it was Yu Suyun and the gang who came purely to find the field, and when they saw that we were not there, they did sabotage so that we couldn't sleep.
I nodded to Wang Zhen, the clay figure still has three points of fire, not to mention that we are being ridden on the head!
"! Walk! Fuck it! Wang Zhen shouted and rushed out.
I grabbed Wang Zhen, who was about to go out, turned my head to look at the broken deadbolt, and said, "Wait a minute, they should have taken precautions at this time." We need to think long-term. ”
"Did you put up with this breath first?"
"Hehe, although we are afraid of things, it doesn't mean that we will be afraid of it when things come!" I said a little sternly, my bed was also wet, don't think you can cover it without two days of sun exposure.
"First of all, let's start with bunk beds in groups of two. Gao Yue and Yadong, you two are responsible for kicking the door, remember to kick the door and retreat with the power of the door's shock. Then Da Sheng and Ge Shuai quickly went in to turn on the lights and rushed up to hold down the people in the two positions of Ge Shuai and Feng Feng to fight. Gao Yue and Yadong rushed up to solve the two positions of Dasheng and Junmin when they held down the lower bunk, and it was best to drag them down. Wang Zhen and I are the people who are in charge of our position, and Fengfeng and Junmin are the people who are in charge of the direction of Gaoyue Yadong. Wang Zhen and Junmin, you are responsible for the upper bunk, and Fengfeng and I are responsible for the lower bunk.
Also, if they get together, they will be suppressed by fire. There are many people there, and you can rush wherever you want, don't be afraid of being beaten, your task is to beat them, and give us all a second to rush in. Are there any problems? By the way, remember that the lower bunk did it first and then the upper bunk. ”
"Just beat them up? What about our quilts? ”
"Of course it's impossible to let them go so easily! If we can't sleep comfortably, then we can't let them sleep! I smiled sinisterly and continued, "Didn't they wet our futons? Then let's just build them! Finally, give them a mountain of water! They didn't even have to sleep on a dry bed. ”
"Let's go!" Seeing that I was no longer talking, Wang Zhen waved his hand and led us to Yu Suyun's dormitory.
Since we came back to school, it was already half past ten, and after my delay, it was already eleven o'clock. But the whole upstairs is still full of youthful passion! There are those who talk on the phone in the hallways and corridors, and there are those who howl at the stars on the windowsill. We even heard a suppressed sob, I don't know if it was a broken love or something.
"Okay, according to what Brother Ming said, arrange well, Gao Yue and Dongya are ready to kick the door, and Ge Shuai and Dasheng are ready to rush in." Wang Zhen lowered his voice in front of Yu Suyun's door.
"By the way, let me remind you one more thing. Be quick! Just be fast! Don't give them time to react. Also, don't be afraid to hit the wrong person, just do it in their dorm. At this last moment, I reminded me that I was still cautious about our group's "first cooperation", and that I would not seek merit but no fault.
Gao Yue gave me a reassuring look.
"Okay, ready." Wang Zhen waved his hand violently, as I had said in advance.
Gao Yue and Yadong kicked the door and retreated in one go, and Ge Shuai and Da Sheng quickly rushed into the dormitory. Yu Suyun's dormitory is still brightly lit, perhaps by God's arrangement, and the whole dormitory is like I said, nested in his bed or sleeping, or playing with his mobile phone.
"Who...... Here it comes! "I thought there was a knock on the door in the dormitory, but when I saw the door kicked open, I realized that we were here.
The dormitories in their dorms wanted to take precautions the moment the doors opened, or they had precautions but didn't think that we would fight them, and they didn't have a chance to implement their precautions.
I never thought that Gao Yue was so violent, I thought that our dormitory was fierce enough. I really didn't expect a mountain to be high! Gao Yue directly threw a person off the top bunk with one hand, and another kick on the man's chest directly made him lose his combat effectiveness.
Zhong Yadong didn't let it go, grabbed a classmate's neckline, leaned back and rushed to the bed to pull people down. "Smack" smashed on the person Gao Yue threw down. Zhong Yadong punched him in the nose when he didn't react, knocking out his opponent twice like Gao Yue.
And Li Junmin and Wang Zhen didn't have so much arm strength and went directly to someone's bed to scuffle, and Li Dasheng directly pressed on the boy's body, if it was a girl, it would be extraordinarily ambiguous. Ge Shuai was simple, he wanted to grab the man's arm and sit on the man's body.
Sun Feng was more miserable, and directly faced Yu Suyun. At this time, Sun Feng had already fallen, and was crushed and ravaged by Yu Suyun......
Compared with Sun Feng's tragic experience, I seem much happier and more leisurely. It's God's arrangement, and Zhu Qiqi has been handed over to me again. I rushed forward and saw that he was happy.
He was more direct than me, and when he heard the noise, he was about to get up, and when he saw that I had come to him, he said straightly: "Big brother, big brother, I don't move, I don't move, I definitely don't get out of bed, don't get out of bed." ”
"Uh......" I was directly depressed, and said in my heart: Am I so terrible? ignored him anymore, and saw that Gao Yue had completed the task so quickly, "Old Gao, help Fengfeng." Yadong wandering support. ”
"Hey, are you sure you won't move?" I said to Zhu Qiqi with a cruel smile, and he nodded wildly: "I, I promise, promise not to do it." ”
"Hey, it's okay, you can do it." Ignoring his stunned expression, I said to myself, "But that's a small price for you, hehe." ”
Zhu Qiqi shook his head frantically, and then directly drilled his head into the quilt and pressed the corner with his body, and stopped moving.
I stepped on Zhu Qiqi's bed, grabbed the edge of the upper bunk with my left hand, and slammed a punch on the person who was scuffling with Wang Zhen. At the moment when the man suddenly felt pain, Wang Zhen knocked him out in a violent storm.
We were classmates, but I went to participate in military training for two days in our dormitory, and the rest didn't even know where the classroom door was facing...... Needless to say, I know their names.
"Get the guy on the top bunk down." At this time, Wang Zhen and Li Junmin had already solved the problem, "Handsome guy, pick up the water and wash the room for them." Don't get it on the quilt, let's take it. ”
"Haha, that's good." Ge Shuai, hehe, open the balcony door and come in the scrubbing room.
"Li Yiming! You're ruthless! Yu Suyun's voice came, and at this time he had been pressed on the bed by Gao Yue and Sun Feng. When Sun Feng heard his shouting, he was even more angry and learned from Li Dasheng that a monkey stole a peach. Yu Suyun's open legs closed instantly, and an ecstatic "oh~" came out of his throat.
At this time, I had already gotten off the bed, and I said, "Brother Zhen, I'll leave it to you here." I'm going to help out with the handsome guys. ”
Wang Zhen went up and kicked Zhu Qiqi out of the quilt and said, "Come down!" Didn't you hear that? We have requisitioned your bedding. ”
When I got to the scrubbing room, Ge Shuai had already received a full sink of water. As you all know, the sink in the school is generally relatively large, and the faucet is opened by Ge Shuai, and the drain is plugged with a towel from someone else.
"Okay, handsome man. Oops, wait a minute, add some more ingredients. With that, I put them in the sink of toothpaste and shampoo on the scrubbing table, "Don't look at it, help." ”
"Holy! You're ruthless! Ge Shuai threw me an expression of admiration, and then leaned next to me very obscenely and said, "Why don't we add this too?" ”
I looked at his hand and said, "Wow! Toilet Cleaner?! Or are you ruthless! I sighed, and I gave him even more admiration.
"Okay, Wang Zhen, they're almost ready, let's start too."
"Okay." I bent down and pulled out two basins from under the sink and handed one to Ge Shuai.
"Comrades, Songkran is here." I stood at the door of the balcony with a basin of water and shouted, "But don't worry, we'll leave you a place to sleep." Next time, remember to do things and leave a line. ”
"Wow"
Two basins of water were immediately poured on the ground, directly filling half of the dormitory.
"Don't you go to bed and hide, do you want to get splashed?" Yu Suyun's gang looked at us as if they wanted to kill us, and I just splashed a basin of water at their feet.
"I'll do it too." Li Junmin also rushed to the balcony and grabbed a basin and poured it all over the dormitory.
"Hey, Junmin, leave a line in your work, don't pour water on their beds." Seeing that Li Junmin was about to pour water on Yu Suyun's bed, I hurriedly spoke out to stop it. I know that no matter how much I do, Yu Suyun will not be able to thank me for this result. But it's always good to keep a line in your work.
"Come on, the last three pots, pour them and leave. Da Sheng, Feng Feng, let's hold the quilt, Lao Gao, you look at them. Wang Zhen opened the door of the dormitory, took the lead in picking up some of the futon and said.
Ge Shuai and I stood at the door with a basin of water, "Remember, you all found it by yourself today, no wonder we did." With that, we threw the basin on the ground.
Gao Yue even poked his head back to say goodbye to them: "Bye-bye." ”
"Don't make trouble, let's go." Lao Gao was half a head taller than me, and his arms around his shoulders became a hook on his back.