Chapter 118: Turtle Sect Qigong ...... Wave?
As soon as these words came out, everyone present was shocked.
Xu Weiyang saw that everyone was stunned and explained, "I'm just making an analogy, just in case...... What if, what if, the floating cannon can be dismantled in a matter of minutes? ”
The crowd was silent, and then looked at each other.
After a while, they laughed in unison.
Just cooperated all the way, like a little daughter-in-law, why did she suddenly turn her face?
Is this a king bomb or what, why are you still so crazy when you are dying?
Everyone also thinks that Xu Weiyang is overly frustrated and mentally disordered.
"It's not me talking about you, widow," Yi Zhi Dage smiled very calmly, "Negotiate well, young man, the flesh is strong, but there is no need to open your eyes and talk nonsense......"
The officer, who was the manager of the spaceship recovery group, smiled and stretched out his hand to the sky, "Sister widow, you're not kidding us, are you?" Dismantled in minutes? Is there no company in the universe that can do it well? We also want to ask, do you want to use the Turtle School Qigong! ”
Xu Weiyang smiled when he saw this, "I can't rule out this possibility......"
When many people heard this, they immediately tried to hold back their laughter.
I can't rule it out......
You...... Is this a tease invited by Sun Wukong?!
What kind of turtle sect qigong is amazing, funny, are you serious?!
Xu Weiyang was silent for a long time, staring at the officer, "Then have you ever thought that maybe you will be able to sect qigong?" ”
Officer: "......"
Yizhi Dahe: "......"
Everyone: "......"
God, you will!
The officer was powerless to complain: "Sister widow, let's negotiate, don't joke, okay?" ”
"Who is joking with you, you can tell me about the 'Turtle School Qigong Wave' and try it? Maybe it'll be demolished. Xu Weiyang said.
Seeing this, everyone was stunned for a moment.
This scene is a bit bizarre...... What about the peace talks? How can the painting style mutate into a bear child bragging!
So everyone held back their laughter again, and they all lowered their heads one after another, some pinched their thighs, some picked their fingers, some bit their lips, and some simply put their hands into their mouths, all of them were red and red, and their expressions were very stiff......
Yi Zhida was still calm and calm, "Widow, you are so humorous, if he really has this strength, the rules of our cosmic civilization have changed." ”
"Don't believe me? You try. Xu Weiyang didn't answer at all, and smiled at the officer.
"Hehehe," the officer continued to sneer, "just try." ”
The joke was his first joke, but not a slap in the face, and he believed that the widow was simply young and vigorous, and bluffed, and in the end the cowhide was blown and would only end in embarrassment.
After all, there is only one Monkey King, and he naturally can't be the Monkey King, and of course he can't play the Turtle School Qigong Wave.
So just shout those five words, and this negotiation can become famous with a widow's joke!
So the officer stood up and pondered for a moment, slowly put on a posture, and hesitated, "Turtle Sect Qigong...... Wave? ”
Everyone: "......"
Yizhi Dahe: "......"
If you are called to shout, you will shout, why are you crazy when people are crazy?
The second stage of secondary school is in the advanced stage, isn't it? Yes? This Nima, is there such an interstellar negotiation? If you don't know the cause and effect, it's too inconsistent...... Isn't this script made up nonsense?
Seeing that the atmosphere was suddenly embarrassing, the officer felt speechless, so he had to blush and remain silent.
However, it didn't take long for Yi Zhida to return to the subject when a secretary broke into the conference room and hurriedly whispered a few words to Yi Zhida.
Yi Zhida was suddenly startled, and then looked at the officer for a while......
Officer: "??? ”
Yi Zhida's hands suddenly trembled a little, and he got up again and smiled at Xu Weiyang, "I'm in a bit of a hurry, I'll miss the company first, and I'll talk about it later." ”
After saying that, he hurriedly left the conference room, and his pace became faster and faster.
Xu Weiyang smiled calmly, "Mmmm, don't worry." ”
Everyone's face is also an alien question mark: "??? ”
It didn't take long for the answer to be revealed.
The night sky lit up with bursts of white light.
In orbit around the moon, thousands of grenade fragments were detonated, gradually forming several layers of space junk storms!
The floating cannons were engulfed by the storm one after another, exploding into purple clouds one after another in the sky!
The falling debris was like a meteor shower, falling on the surface of the moon one after another.
The lethality of these fragments is incredible, and the outer film used for lighting in the space city was pierced one after another, but fortunately, three layers of alloy plates quickly stretched out from the frame, which immediately defended against the subsequent meteorites.
The fortresses and defenders outside Space City were not so lucky. The moon rovers and planes were constantly engulfed in flames, and in the barracks, the flames of death accompanied by the wails of the soldiers flashed like lightning, and then fell silent.
In the high altitude, under the electromagnetic ripples formed by a series of plasma explosions, the satellite constellation and communication base stations appear very vulnerable.
Communications in all frequency bands throughout the lunar base have been disrupted. For a time, the command was in a mess.
"That's ......," one stared at the sky outside the window, stunned.
"The floating cannon system, it's all ruined!"
"Oh my God, what the hell is going on?!"
Suspicious, everyone looked at the officer.
"Turtle Pie...... Qigong waves? The officer was still staring at his hands suspiciously, "Impossible! It's absolutely impossible! ”
"How impossible, anything is possible." Xu Weiyang couldn't help but stand up.
Everyone: "??? ”
However, Xu Weiyang has no leisure to play with them at the moment, and it is time to get down to business.
Her eyes grew colder.
"What a joke! Did you attack ahead of schedule? The officer was still suspicious of the world, and was shocked by Xu Weiyang's words.
Xu Weiyang stood up and said calmly, "Who knows, anyway, the fact now is that the negotiations between the two sides have broken down, and you used mysterious forces to dismantle the floating cannon without permission, I have to declare war on you, and now we are enemies." ”
At this time, everyone looked at the officer, and their hearts were for a while.
What kind of mysterious power, is that Turtle Breaking Sect Qigong really effective? Are we stupid?
And I dismantle myself myself, and you still declare war on me? What kind of logic is this?! It's clearly just to find faults, okay?!
But they still wondered, where did they get the weapon, destroying more than 100,000 floating cannons in one go?!
What's even more unreasonable is that there was not a trace of suspicious signs on the radar before, right?
Whether it is a missile or an artillery shell, it will be detected by radar and intercepted in time.
What the hell is it? Say it's blown up?
Or is it hacking?
The only suspicious thing was the frigate, but the other side stopped advancing at a great distance and turned to circumnavigate......
And then, due to the half-concealment of the floating artillery group, the whereabouts of the frigate began to fluctuate.
Then the Little Fortune appeared, and the widow came to the peace talks, and everyone naturally relaxed their vigilance against the frigate......
Does that mean?!!
Cheat! The widow is a big liar!
Everyone shouted that they were fooled, and they all pretended to be well-behaved just now?
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