Chapter 230: Wingman (Fourth Update!) )
The next day, Yoyo invited Yang San and Ziqiao Zhang Wei to the bar!
"What? Did Yifei and Shen Gongzi really register? Zhang Wei shouted in disbelief!
You patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said, "Zhang Wei, although the reality is very cruel to you, you also have to face the reality bravely, people always have to move forward, don't you!" ”
"So... Are you ready to face my ecstasy? Ziqiao waved his palms like a stick on the side and said jokingly!
Zhang Wei looked at Yang San with a pitiful face crying, he knew that if Yang San was willing to speak, Qiao would not dare to touch himself!
Looking at Zhang Wei, who was instantly "cute", Yang San only felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, and in Zhang Wei's expectant eyes, Yang San got up and said, "I... I'm going to get a drink! ”
Zhang Wei burst into tears in an instant, and the despair revealed in his eyes was really something I saw... Phew, no mercy!
Originally, I was still thinking that if Yang San intervened, what would he do? Or from it? Still is... From what? Ziqiao instantly smiled evilly: "Xiao Weizi, don't be weak to resist, don't worry, I will definitely be very violent, there will be a little pain at first, endure it and it will soon pass!" ”
"Gloomy Ecstasy!"
In order to avoid a long night and many dreams, Ziqiao no longer hesitated and shot instantly!
"Ahh
"Cool!"
Zhang Wei covered his face in pain and said, "Help me take a look, are you disfigured?" ”
Yoyo compared left and right very calmly, and said casually: "It's a little asymmetrical!" ”
"Huh?" Zhang Wei, who originally looked at Youyou's calm expression and was happy, was suddenly not calm!
"There are ice packs in Guan Gu's room, it's too late to reduce the swelling quickly!"
Poor Zhang Wei had no choice but to run away with a pear blossom covering his little face in the rain!
"After taking the drink", Yang San, who came back, whispered: "Zhang Wei went back?" ”
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You looked at Yang San speechlessly, and for the first time found that San'er's face was so thick!
"By the way, Ziqiao, don't tell anyone that I told you about it, especially Yifei!"
Once again, I felt that Yifei was approaching Yang San calmly took a sip of his drink, dare to ignore me? Then I'll ignore you!
Ziqiao exclaimed in surprise: "Earlier, I just sent a text message to greet her!" ”
"Huh?" Yoyo suddenly shouted in panic: "You Flash! ”
"I think you're the Flash!" Yifei, who had already come to Ziqiao Youyou's side, said disdainfully!
"Ahh Ziqiao and Youyou suddenly jumped in fright!
Yifei looked at Youyou in disappointment, and said angrily: "Tang Youyou, as I expected, you will fail such a small test!" ”
"What... What do you mean? Ziqiao asked in surprise!
"I'm disappointed to you, I didn't get the certificate with Linfeng at all!" Yifei said proudly!
Ziqiao shouted in surprise: "Didn't the little aunt listen to you personally?" ”
"She asked, I answered by the way, I originally wanted to give her a test, alas~" Yifei looked at Youyou in disappointment, and at the same time was very glad in her heart, she really didn't misread Youyou, this thing doesn't know how to write the word secrecy!
"Am I fooled?" Yoyo said in disbelief, is Sister Yifei's acting skills too good, or is my vision regressing?
"Am I typing?" Ziqiao stretched out his hand and shouted suspiciously!
Yifei looked at the two of them with contempt, turned his head to look at Yang San, who was eating potato chips and watching the play with relish, and said disdainfully: "San'er, you are also following them to make peace?" ”
Yang San immediately raised his hands and said innocently: "Don't get me wrong, I'm just a soy sauce onlooker!" ”
"Onlookers? What about your soy sauce bottle? Don't tell me to let the dog eat! Yifei didn't believe a word, glanced up and down at Yang San, and said with disdain!
Yang San was speechless for an instant, did you pick words like this? Reading comprehension isn't like you're good!
However, for these, Yang San never cowardly, and said confidently: "Don't say it, there was a vicious dog that swallowed my soy sauce bottle just now, can you help me come back?" ”
Yifei and Youyouzi Qiao instantly expressed their shamelessness to Yang San!
Looking at Yifei who was speechless, Yang San tilted his head and didn't mention how proud he was!
At the same time, he whispered in a subtle voice that only the two of them could hear: "Yifei, don't try to bluff me, I don't believe Yumo didn't tell you, I saw her go out early and return late these days, obviously trying to avoid them!" ”
Yifei suddenly flashed a hint of ruddy, but still said strongly: "It's better not to have any, otherwise you won't want to climb into Yumo's bed again in the future!" ”
After speaking, he hurriedly left this "place of right and wrong"!
"Hey, don't go, Yifei, what are you going to announce?" As soon as Youyou saw Yifei leave, he hurriedly chased after him!
"Cool!" Feeling the faint pleasure in the palm of his hand, Ziqiao exclaimed with even more satisfaction!
Yang Da, who was watching the play on the side, was speechless for a moment, and reminded him that he was still here!
"Ahem, ahem!"
Ziqiao suddenly froze, and said with an embarrassed smile: "San'er, you're still there!" ”
"Hehe, thanks to me being here, otherwise Zhang Wei's slap wouldn't have been in vain!" Yang San said with a smile!
Ziqiao couldn't help but think of Zhang Wei's sad cry just now, and said with a dry smile: "Isn't it all over, just let it go with the wind!" ”
Yang San looked at Ziqiao with disdain and went with the wind? You think so beautifully!
"Or... I give Zhang Wei some compensation? Ziqiao said weakly!
Compensate? This is okay, but at most, it can only be called, Zhang Wei's already asymmetrical face is still asymmetrical!
Seeing that Yang San was a little moved, Ziqiao hurriedly said: "Hasn't Zhang Wei always wanted to find a girlfriend, I know so many beauties, it's interesting enough to introduce one to him!" ”
Yang San was speechless for a moment, and said faintly: "Do you want Zhang Wei to be a pick-up man?" ”
"No... No, of course not, I mean, Zhang Wei can be my wingman, so that if he meets a girl he likes, I can also be his wingman in turn! Ziqiao hurriedly explained!
"What machine?"
Looking at Yang San, who was confused, Ziqiao said helplessly: "When the fighter is on a mission, there is usually another plane next to it, once the attack fails, the main engine retreats, the wingman covers, and the enemy dies together at the necessary moment!" ”
"Speak human words!"
Ziqiao smiled awkwardly: "Be a partner when you pick up girls!" ”
"Oh~" Yang San nodded clearly!
"You agree?" Ziqiao shouted happily, and secretly said in his heart: In this way, I will have a wingman again, with my Lu Xiaobu's Tianzong talent, I will not be able to capture it when the time comes!
"So..."Yang San looked at Ziqiao with disdain, and said softly, "Are you going to let Zhang Wei die with others?" ”
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