Chapter 3: Pigsty Escape 1 is "blessed" and shared

"Bring some!"

"No need mother!" Ge Guanxuan hurriedly closed the door of his house, in case Ge Mu ran out and stuffed some useless and obstructive things. Although the Ge family is not everyone, they are somewhat famous in Daling, and their family background is also quite thick. Therefore, every time Ge Guanxuan returns home, Ge's mother inevitably wants to add more and more to let her son take as much as possible.

He had come home to find some gadgets he had made before. Finally, Jiang Miaohao was willing to give a vacancy, so that everyone could rest for a day to make up for the bitterness of staying up late to guard the corpse some time ago, and Ge Guanxuan took a few fast catchers to come out to play together. Passing by the gate of Ge's house, I suddenly wanted to carry something on a whim, so that I could pass the time when I was bored in the future. For example, a porcelain cup that can turn the water poured into it tastes, a slingshot that will hit you no matter how you shoot a projectile, and a silver dollar that becomes a dead bill when it is stained with water, and so on. These are the inventions of Ge Guanxuan from childhood to adulthood. Of course, there are also those that come in handy. For example, when attacking the man in black, Jiang Miaohao used a silver needle.

That's no ordinary silver needle! The selection of materials is made of fine silver, and the needle body is meticulous, which can be described as a treasure in the needle. Then Ge Guan selected the "upper body of ten thousand ants" to soak it for several days, so that the poison and silver are perfectly integrated. Although it was not fatal, even if it was only lightly poked by the tip of a needle, he was dizzy and weak at first. Then there are dense red spots all over the body, as if they have been bitten by a swarm of ants. It's unbearable to itch everywhere after two days!

A clean-looking catcher with rice crackers in his hand and cheeks full sat on a stone on the side. He didn't wear a tie and looked a bit like a little showman, "Brother Guanxuan, you're here!" The rest of the catchers also rushed up, scrambling to see Ge Guanxuan's treasure.

Ge Guanxuan waved his hand in annoyance, "Don't mention it, don't mention it, my mother." I didn't get the things, and my mother almost brought me the stove! ”

"Wouldn't it be nice to bring it, what you want to eat?" The speaker is still the little showman eating rice crackers.

"Eh, I said Su Yunfei, how do you know how to eat. When did you buy this cake bigger than your head? ”

Su Yunfei swallowed the rice crackers in his mouth and replied slowly: "I didn't buy it, my mother made it specially when I went home in the morning." Bring a lot, do you want to? As he spoke, he opened a gray bag on the ground, revealing five or six rice crackers larger than Ge Guanxuan's head.

Looking at such large and thick rice crackers, Ge Guanxuan was thinking about how long he should eat this food, when another stunned man interrupted his train of thought.

"Brother Ge, where are we going next?" Zhao Youwei slapped his palm on Ge Guanxuan's back without knowing how to do it.

Ge Guanxuan screamed and rubbed his back with his backhand, "Zhao Daring! Can you tap it next time? If you can't do it, you can't do it! ”

Frightened, Zhao boldly took two steps back and apologized in a panic.

"Then we... Just go... Ahhh A huge impact hit someone, and poor Ge almost died a heroic death halfway through his words.

The little catchers who hadn't come to their senses looked at the two people stacked on the ground in amazement, "Up... Shangguan's second son...

Hearing this, Ge Guanxuan, who was pressed under him, was furious, "What?!" Shangguan Jingyun! ”

Shangguan Jingyun was startled by such a thunderous voice, and quickly stood up, and at the same time opened his eyes slightly, "Guanxuan... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, why are you standing around this corner? ”

"Leave in such a hurry, is there a new signboard in which building? The second son of Shangguan. Someone said this almost through gritted teeth.

Shangguan Jingyun sneered and shook his head, "How come, this son didn't watch you so leisurely." ”

The little catchers only felt that two invisible flames were burning wildly, and no one was stronger than the other, and no one was weaker than the other.

Seeing that Ge Guanxuan was very angry, Shangguan Jingyun sighed, and out of nowhere he conjured a fan and gently tapped his palm.

"Not? So what are you going to do? ”

"Naturally, it's good to see things."

"What?"

Shangguan Jingyun put away the fan and asked in a mysterious manner, "Do you want to watch the selection?" Good brothers are blessed to share. ”

Ge Guanxuan's appetite was hung up like this, and he was energetic, is it true that he has one bite at a time. Directly hit Shangguan Jingyun's set... I don't think about how "good" this good thing is.

"Brother Guanxuan, should we call Brother Bi..." Su Yunfei grabbed Ge Guanxuan's sleeve and asked.

"What are you calling him for, this thing didn't call me last time he took out the bird's eggs." Ge Guanxuan thought that he would show off with Qi Bi when the time came, so that his face was full of envy and jealousy, and he couldn't help but laugh happily.

On an autumn afternoon, under the gentle rays of the golden sun, several well-dressed young men were lying behind a pile of large bushes, cautiously peeking out of the courtyard.

"Shangguan... This place smells very strong, are you sure it's here? ”

Shangguan Jingyun took out a handkerchief, patted the dust on his body, and then covered his mouth and nose: "That's right." ”

"Where's that thing?"

"Shangguan Gongzi, do you still have a hand towel, I'm about to throw up..."

"My mother Zhao Daring, don't learn from Qi Bi, stay away from me!"

I saw Shangguan Jingyun chuckling twice, like a jade man made of flawless jade, even if he sat there quietly, he was also rich and beautiful, with unique charm, giving people a sense of nobility and Qinghua. But no one appreciates all this at this time.

Shangguan Jingyun said: "Good things are inside that door." ”

The crowd moved quietly until they reached out and touched the large wooden door. Ge Guanxuan patted Zhao Youwei on the shoulder, "Be bold and bold, you are bold, take the lead!" ”

was praised by Ge Guanxuan for a few words, Zhao Youwei felt light and fluttering, and he didn't even think about it! He gently pushed the door open a crack, but inside the door was an ordinary room, nothing special. It's just that the is a little thicker, Zhao Youwei really can't bear it anymore, he shrinks his head to the door, crawls to the side and beats his chest and retchs.

"So powerful, what do you see?" Ge Guanxuan believed that there were indeed good things, and hurriedly asked Zhao Youwei.

But Zhao Youwei didn't finish a word, and he retched again... and so on, such as the ants on a hot pan.

"What's the point of listening to others, why don't you see for yourself?" Shangguan Jingyun opened the fan again, and the elegant fan surface and a beautiful fan pendant made this fan look delicate and chic, which was really poetic. The cold jade was holding the handle of the fan, and it was fanning it gently.

So, Ge Guanxuan went, and he took the seat of Fang Cai Zhao Youwei and pushed the door open a crack that was bigger than Fang Cai.

It's nothing, what did Zhao Daring see just now?

He noticed that the smell behind the door was even stronger, and he was just about to go home, when someone suddenly pushed him from behind and said, "You can see it really when you go in!" ”

Ge Guanxuan was sent into the door by this sudden external force, and the man quickly closed the door again. He gasped, it hurt! The peculiar smell filled Ge Guanxuan's nostrils and entered his lungs. A wave of nausea welled up in his heart, Ge Guanxuan fell back to the ground, repeated Zhao Youwei's actions, beat his chest and retched, but the reaction was more violent.

"Who! Who broke into Lao Tzu's yard! A rough and murderous voice came from the house, and then the doors of both halves of the house broke open at the same time, and a smell of blood and came to his nose, which was more unbearable to Ge Guanxuan than a rotten corpse!

When Ge Guanxuan saw the comer, the corners of his mouth twitched wildly, "Pig head three... No, Liu Wubian cough cough cough cough! Uncle LiuΒ·Β· Why is this your home..." In the face of this menacing butcher, this is simply a nightmare for Ge Guanxuan from childhood to adulthood! People call the pig's head three, just because they are as fat and strong as pigs. He shuddered.

Liu Wubian's two nostrils seemed to spew out two puffs of white gas, "It turned out to be you kid!" ”

Ge Guanxuan no longer looked at the pig's head three, but continued to retch, and said intermittently: "Uncle... Vomit, unintentional move... Unintentional moveΒ·Β·Β· Vomit! I'll go now..."

"Hey, don't spit on my yard! It's disgusting! ”

What the?! Disgusting? It's obvious that your house is too smelly, why don't you say that your house is disgusting!

So Ge Guanxuan blurted out, "Uncle, it's your family that smells too heavy... I can't stand it..." Ge beat his chest hammer and it hurt, and he changed the hammer to the ground, and the more he vomited, the more intense the reaction became... At this time, he felt that the murderous aura in front of him seemed to be even heavier, and there was a hint of coldness.

"You've been with them for a long time, and they feel fragrant...

It was that familiar feeling again, and after Ge Guanxuan, the collar was lifted, and he dragged a few corners and was thrown away. The moment he landed, Ge Guanxuan heard a fierce pig roar around him. Not to mention the smell, someone just wants to die on the spot at the moment!

On the other side, outside the door...

A row of teenagers eavesdropping on the door and the courtyard wall shivered, this turned out to be the home of the third pig... A few people thought about Shangguan Jingyun's handsome face that couldn't be related to the insidious no matter how they looked at it, and they secretly decided that it would be better not to mess with him in the future.

Zhao boldly said: "We have to find a way to save Brother Ge out." ”

"How can you save it? We slipped in through the main entrance and were definitely spotted. ”

Zhao Daring looked around and beckoned to the teenagers, and the little catchers followed him to the west of the three courtyards of the pig's head. Everyone listened through the wall, and they could hear Ge Guanxuan's constant wailing. It seems that this is where "they" are. But how do you climb up? This wall is ridiculously high, and it is simply that the entire Daling has never seen such a high wall.

A young man said: "The third pig's head is used to encircle pigs or is it committed by people..."

On the left side of the wall was a large tree that was comparable to it, and it was often necessary to ambush the Assassins when chasing them, and the boys were all young and strong, so it was natural for them to climb trees. One by one, they stepped on the trunks and branches of the trees, jumped to the edge of the high wall, and clinged to the wall with both hands.

"It's all caught!"

So, on the wall where the pig's head was used to enpen the pig, there was a long row of young students. More than a dozen people's heads are dangling...

"Brother Ge... Brother Ge~" The teenagers called softly.

Ge Guanxuan stopped wailing when he heard the sound, and pinched his nose from the pigs to the dilapidated wall. Seeing more than a dozen funny and familiar faces hanging on the wall, but there was no one, he shouted: "Where is Shangguan Jingyun?!" And what about the grandson! ”

Su Yunfei slowly put his hand into the gray burden that his mother had prepared for him and groped, and then replied slowly, "Let's go." ”

The teenagers are ashamed, this baby really carries a burden no matter what!

Zhao Youwei said: "Brother Ge! I noticed a lot of bales of grass next to it, and it looked quite sturdy! I'll throw a few bundles down, and you step on it~"

The boys slowly moved towards the tree, ready to move the grass down the wall.

"Yunfei, you move, if you don't move, we can't get by..."

"Wait..." Su Yunfei was in a hurry, and his posture at the moment was extremely inconvenient for him to dig out the cake, so in a hurry, he opened the mouth of the burden a little wider, shaking from top to bottom. "Come out, come out quickly... Ah, my! At that moment, I saw a golden rice cake bigger than Ge Guanxuan's head falling, "Bang! It smashed on Ge Guanxuan's head. In the next second, the peas of each pig widened! It's open! The pigs were excited, and they pounced on Ge Guanxuan...

The teenagers couldn't bear to look at it anymore and closed their eyelids.

After a tumultuous rice cake struggle, Su Yunfei aggrievedly let go of the burden of love under Ge Guanxuan's reprimand. Spread it up and down with the people, and then bundle the grass. Bundles of grass were thrown into the pigsty, "Brother Ge! There's nothing else around, you're going to step on this! ”