Volume 5 Easter Eggs

Volume 2 Easter Eggs

Two helicopters flew close to a low altitude. Most of the people on the helicopter had fallen asleep from exhaustion due to the long haul.

Suddenly, Chu Yanjiao on the No. 2 machine made an urgent announcement: "Mr. He, the No. 2 engine oil is urgent, please hurry up and give instructions!" ”

He Xiaotian, who was closing his eyes and recuperating, immediately opened his eyes and calmly asked the driver: "How far is it from the destination?" ”

"There are still 300 kilometers to go."

He Xiaotian thought for a moment and ordered Chu Yanjiao: "Abandon some of the goods and reduce the load." ”

"What kind of goods should I throw away?"

He Xiaotian opened the handheld computer and checked the information, and said: "There are a total of 10 containers on that plane, and you abandon containers 6-10." ”

"Is it a total of 5 containers of No. 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10?" Chu Yanjiao verified.

"Not bad."

"Confirm the order!"

On the No. 2 plane, in addition to the crew, there was only one bodyguard from Chu Yanjiao, Zhan Feifei and He Xiaotian.

"Mr. He has an order, abandon the 5 containers from No. 6 to 10, everyone hurry up!"

The rear hatch of the helicopter opened, and Zhan Fei and the bodyguards worked together to push the five containers off the plane one by one.

"What's in these containers?" Zhan Fei looked down and asked curiously.

"Who, exactly, should be asked." Chu Yanjiao replied nonchalantly.

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The five containers that were thrown off the plane landed one after another, three of them fell heavily on the rocks, and two of them landed on the trees and then slowly fell to the ground.

After the plane flew away, hundreds of ragged and dirty-faced people, like beggars and primitive people, armed with sticks, knives and forks, and all kinds of earthen firearms, rushed to the five containers like hungry dogs.

The five containers were still locked, and the "natives" took up arms and smashed them vigorously, until finally one of the containers was smashed open, revealing the body of a big man; They struggled to open two more containers and found two more bodies.

Among this group of people, a man with a height of nearly 2 meters, who was not only tall and big, but also had big shoulders and round waist, looked infinitely powerful, and said to everyone: "Get out of the way, let Lao Tzu see what the situation is." ”

Everyone said respectfully: "Boss, the three containers are full of dead people. ”

The 2-meter-tall man scolded when he heard this: "Who the fuck is so perverted, such a good container doesn't contain goods but has to pretend to be dead!" ”

One of his subordinates said: "Boss, there are two containers under the big tree over there, do you want to open them together and have a look?" ”

"Nonsense, of course you have to open it!"

"What if it's dead again? It's very unfortunate to open 5 dead people in a row. ”

"The dead are great, and we respectfully bury them all." The 2-meter-tall boss instructed: "You pay attention to the ways and means this time, first straighten the container and then open it by civilized means." ”

So the crowd rushed up and lifted the two containers with their hands and feet. Someone couldn't help but bang on the container again, but was stopped by the boss.

"Did I say be civil?" The Boss said.

"Then you can't do it yourself, boss."

"Okay, look at me!" The boss walked over to a container and said, "You all learn something." ”

He patted the container lightly, but there was no response. Everyone looked at him expectantly, hoping that the boss they respected would uncover some strange treasure from it.

The boss coughed twice and cleared his throat, clasped his hands together, and said with words in his mouth: "The sky is also spiritual, the earth is also spiritual, open a beautiful woman to show her spirit!" Then he slapped his right hand the container.

In the case of such a fall, the automatic opening mechanism of the container has already been activated, and the containers are opened at this time

。 Everyone stared with wide eyes.

A burst of white steam drifted away, and a good-looking young girl appeared in the container.

"Ahh It's really a beautiful woman! The crowd exclaimed in unison. Boss, you're awesome! "Boss, you're a cow!"

The boss shouted, "Shut up! Maybe this is another dead beauty. ”

When everyone heard this, they immediately shut up, if a dead beauty is opened, it is not only a matter of bad luck, I am afraid that many people are going crazy.

The boss cautiously put his finger to the girl's nose. The girl sneezed and opened her eyes.

The crowd cheered in unison.

The boss put on an obscene appearance and asked maliciously, "Little beauty, what's your name?" Why did you come here? ”

The young girl replied in fear, "My name is Jiang Wei." I was in an underground lab, and I don't know why I came here. ”

"Jiang Wei, it's a beautiful woman's name when you hear it." The boss carefully helped Jiang Wei, who was only wearing a thin shirt, out of the container. Jiang Wei is together, and the delicate and clear lines unique to sound girls are fully revealed.

All the men watched it with their mouths full of salivation. Several men couldn't bear it anymore and were about to rush up and touch it.

The boss roared angrily: "Stop, you beasts! He said with a hippie smile again: "Let's go back and take a shower, and line up one by one." Of course, the boss has priority! ”

The crowd applauded in unison.

Although Jiang Wei is an innocent girl, she also clearly feels the evil intentions of everyone towards her. She hurriedly said, "I'm an ugly bastard, you can let me go." ”

The boss shouted: "It's so unbelievable, a beautiful girl like you, someone said that you are ugly!" Tell me, who said that? Lao Tzu blinded his dog's eyes on the spot! ”

Jiang Wei said: "I said that I am ugly because I also have a partner who is as beautiful as a fairy, have you ever seen her?" ”

"Beautiful? Also a beauty? ”

"Yes. She's in Container 10. ”

"Container 10 is here." The men pointed to another container that had not yet been opened.

"And let me come!" The Boss walked over excitedly. "The sky is also spiritual, the earth is also spiritual, and another beauty will manifest itself!"

The container door popped open, revealing a person inside. Everyone looked at it, and it was indeed a beautiful girl who was even more beautiful than Jiang Wei.

"Yay!" The crowd cheered wildly, and it took a long time before it stopped.

"Huh? Why is this beauty gagged by a mask and her hands tied behind her back? One man asked, "What if we accidentally untie her and she spits out such a long tongue to drain all our blood?" ”

Jiang Wei's brain teaser turned a corner and said: "That's because her voice is so good that it is easy to fascinate men, so she was gagged." ”

"Really?" The Boss asked.

Jiang Wei said very seriously: "I advise you not to open her mask, it's not good to be fascinated." ”

The more she said this, the more curious the men became, and they were eager to try to remove the mask of this beautiful girl in the freezer.

"Let me come!" The boss pushed everyone away and unveiled the mask for the beauty, but he didn't want to give it to others. The big hand stretched out, gently uncovered the mask, and took out the soft plug in the beautiful girl's mouth.

The beautiful girl coughed several times in succession, and then she raised her head, cleared her throat, and asked in a voice like a silver bell, "Are you all men?" ”

All the men were stunned for a moment, and then laughed.

The boss covered his belly and smiled: "Little beauty, of course we are all men, we are authentic, out-and-out men!" He smiled and added: "By the way, Zhu Han and Han Quan are two exceptions, they are sissies."

"It's good to be a man." The beautiful girl shouted, "All of you kneel for me!" ”

As soon as the sound came out, it was like an order from the emperor, and all the men involuntarily knelt down.

Jiang Wei hurriedly rushed over, untied the beautiful girl, and asked with concern, "Lili, are you okay?" ”

This beautiful girl is Du Lili, who has been locked up in an underground secret laboratory for many days and has been used as a guinea pig to perform countless ability tests. These experiments were intended to attempt to transplant her ability to command men, but none of them served their intended purpose; But the experiment also played an important role, and that was that Du Lili's abilities were enhanced like never before.

Du Lili kicked the boss in the stomach fiercely, and was about to say, "You all die." Jiang Wei grabbed her and whispered in her ear: "Lili, just the two of us can't survive in this cruel last world, let's keep their lives." ”

Du Lili pondered for a moment and said, "Okay." She commanded all the men in a loud voice: "From this day forward, all of you must obey my orders, and call me Queen Lili!" ”

All the men shouted together: "Queen Lili! ”

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On the outskirts of the new provincial town, a spherical object flew out of a hill and cliff into the air, flew five or six kilometers before landing in a swamp.

This swamp has not been visited by the swarm for the time being, and the mutant beasts inside have noticed the information about the activity of the swarm in the distance, and they are all restless. At this time, I saw something falling, and they all gathered around.

This spherical object is the No. 1 pinball mecha where Blood Shadow and White Bone are combined, and the two are discussing in the mecha at this time.

Blood Shadow said, "We've landed, so the sooner we get out, the better." ”

Bai Gu said: "From my observation hole, you can see that there are crocodiles, poisonous frogs, and pythons nearby, and we will definitely be lucky when we go out now." ”

"No, I'm going to die from your stinky feet, I must get out as soon as possible to breathe."

"Wait, there's a water monster coming." Bone said in panic, "It opened its mouth. The forehead drops the god, such a big mouth, it looks like it's ready to swallow the pinball mecha alive. ”

"Ah", amid the exclamations of the blood shadow and the white bones, the pinball mecha was swallowed by the water monster in one gulp.

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A few minutes later, another pinball mech shot out and flew a greater distance in the air.

Of course, the one riding in this pinball mecha is Lin Zaishan. Through the observation hole, he saw the new provincial city that had been destroyed. Before he could mourn, the ruined outpost reappeared before him, the ruins unable to cover a large, bottomless cavern.

"Holy! How can you fly so far? Lin Zaishan suddenly woke up to the fact that before the launch, the No. 2 pinball mecha was set up based on the data of No. 1, and No. 1 carried two people, the blood shadow and the white bone, and the weight was almost twice that of No. 2. This serious undetected error caused him to fly several kilometers longer than expected, so much so that he flew past the outpost before landing.

Finally, the No. 2 pinball was about to hit the ground, it hit the top of a large tree, destroyed a large area of trees, and then rolled on the ground and rushed out of a distance of hundreds of meters, and then fell down a long slope, and rolled until it hit a boulder before stopping.

The continuous impact caused Lin Zaishan to fall unconscious.

After some time, when he woke up again, the pinball had already turned on automatically. He found himself lying under a large rock.

"Huh? Where am I? He suddenly realized that he couldn't remember all the things before, "What's wrong with me?" Who am I? ”

Lin Zai climbed to the big rock and looked around, and as far as the eye could see, there was a lush and unfamiliar jungle.

He couldn't help but say to himself, "Who am I? Who the hell am I? ”

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