Time flies like water, the years fly by, and in the blink of an eye, Chinese New Year's Eve has arrived!

The streets and alleys are full of New Year's spirit, and even the bar downstairs is full of decorations!

"On this card, write a random number!"

On the bar sofa, Yifei pretended to mysteriously take out a card and handed it to Guan Gu!

Guan Gu looked at Teacher Zeng and Zhang Wei on the side with a confused face, and his eyes were full of strong "affection": Save ~ me, I don't want to die!

Teacher Zeng and Zhang Wei glanced at each other, nodded firmly, and moved back in unison!

The excited Yifei didn't notice that there were so many mental movements between them at this moment, but directly stuffed the card into the stunned Guan Gu's hand!

Guan Gu, who accepted his fate, had no choice but to write down a number at random, and at the same time looked at Teacher Zeng and Zhang Wei with resentment!

"Don't let me see it." Yifei pointed to the coffee table and said softly: "Now concentrate your thoughts, silently recite this number in your heart, and slowly close your eyes!" ”

Yang Sanle at the bar looked at Yifei and them happily, but when he saw Yifei peeking openly, he almost squirted out a mouthful of cold beer!

"Ahem, ahem, Yumo, where did Yifei learn this lame magic?"

Yumo patted Yang San's back angrily, and said with a smile: "I don't know, I heard that I learned it on a blog, but it's obviously unreliable!" ”

"It's not just unreliable, I hope the person who writes this blog won't be angry with Yifei!" Yang San silently mourned for the blogger for two seconds, how big a feud can this magic be!

"Okay, now you can open your eyes, I already know what number you have in mind, because I have... Mind Reading! ”

Yifei, who thought he was doing a very hidden job, slowly said to the three of Guan Gu, and then made a few gestures with a smile: "Twenty-six! ”

Guan Gu and Teacher Zeng Zhang Wei looked at each other awkwardly a few times, looked at Yifei silently, and suddenly applauded excitedly!

"Awesome (Japanese!) ）”

"This is mind-reading!"

"Master Yifei, it turns out that you have special functions, amazing!"

……

"Awesome!" Yang San said with great admiration!

Yu Mo asked curiously, "San'er, who do you say is amazing?" ”

"Teacher Zeng, they can cooperate so well just through eye contact, it's really amazing!"

Yu Mo suddenly looked at Teacher Zeng and the others sympathetically, and also sighed: "It's really embarrassing for them!" ”

"But that's fine, save Yifei from asking us to practice her 'magic'!"

"It makes sense, it seems that Teacher Zeng's sacrifice is still useful!" Yu Mo nodded approvingly and smiled happily!

At this time, Yifei said proudly: "Actually, this is a magic trick, we insiders call it close-up magic, even if you are close to me, you can't see what I do at all, because I... It's so fast! ”

“…”

Guan Gu and Teacher Zeng Zhang Wei looked at Yifei stupidly again!

After closing the day, Guan Gu suddenly turned his head to look at Teacher Zeng, "It's so fast!" ”

Teacher Zeng nodded and turned his head to look at Zhang Wei!

Zhang Wei understood and said in agreement: "It's too fast! ”

"Quick!"

At this time, Zi Qiao, who was late, walked in and said with a smile: "What are you playing?" ”

Teacher Zeng suddenly smiled and said, "Ziqiao, come and see God!" ”

Zhang Wei then added: "Yifei can read the numbers in our hearts! ”

"Really?" Ziqiao said with a shocked face: "Did she peek again?" ”

Teacher Zeng and the three of them suddenly couldn't hold back anymore and laughed out loud!

Yifei's dead duck said stiffly: "Do you understand close-up magic, I learned it from Liu Qiao's blog!" ”

Seeing that everyone had arrived, Yang San hurriedly beckoned Yumo and Youyou over, and he couldn't take a cup to drink for too long, you said yes!

"Do you think Liu apologized for the Spring Festival Gala today?" Yoyo said excitedly!

"Don't care!" Yifei responded indifferently, and suddenly said excitedly: "Hey, do you think you will see our Xiaobai tonight?" ”

"Your little white?" Yu Mo exclaimed in surprise!

"Bai Yansong!"

The people who couldn't appreciate the aesthetics sighed helplessly!

"No, you're all going to watch the Spring Festival Gala today?" Ziqiao asked in surprise!

Yu Mo said casually: "What do you want on Chinese New Year's Eve?" ”

Ziqiao shook his head in disgust and said, "Teacher Zeng, do you remember last year's Chinese New Year's Eve?" ”

"Of course!" Teacher Zeng said earnestly: "A firecracker shattered the glass in the living room, and all of us watched the Spring Festival Gala in the cold wind of minus ten degrees, and everyone's faces... It's all wet! ”

Yoyo asked suspiciously, "Is the sketch so sensational?" ”

"My face was full of snot, and I was blown by the wind, and I also learned an idiom called: The wind is runny!" Guan Gu made a very vivid comparison!

Yang San immediately said with concern: "My dear, why didn't you tell me!" ”

He was still at Hogwarts on Chinese New Year's Eve last year, otherwise it would be a broken glass, but a "recovery as before" problem!

Yu Mo smiled sweetly: "It's okay, it's just a little cold, I wear a very thick one!" ”

"Anyway, I don't watch the Spring Festival Gala anymore, it's not worth it, after aesthetic fatigue, after fatigue... Keep up the aesthetics! "Teacher Zeng did not hesitate to set a flag!

"But... Watching the Spring Festival Gala is a tradition of the Chinese for thousands of years! Zhang Wei said disagreeably!

Although Yang San understands his thoughts, after all, for the orphanage, watching the Spring Festival Gala on Chinese New Year's Eve is an indispensable program, and the friends get together to watch the Spring Festival Gala lively, and it should also be to remember the parents who are not as good as where they are!

It's just that your tradition is too exaggerated!

Sure enough, Yu Mo asked in surprise, "Is it so long?" ”

"That's right!" Teacher Zeng nodded and responded: "The earliest Spring Festival Gala was hosted by King Shang and Su Daji, do you know what happened later?" ”

"Later, King Wu of Zhou couldn't stand it anymore, so he destroyed the Shang Dynasty!"

It is worthy of a double master's degree in history and philosophy, and Mr. Zeng said it casually!

Ziqiao said solemnly: "You think about the essence of the Spring Festival Gala, a group of handsome guys and beauties are carnivaling all night in the big pants, and we 8 crazy men and women are sitting in front of the TV, only stunned to watch!" ”

"Hiss~" Zhang Wei suddenly gasped and said in horror: "When he said this, a trace of coolness actually passed through my heart during the New Year!" ”

Yoyo disagreed and said: "You can text and interact with the Spring Festival Gala!" ”

Ziqiao smiled sarcastically: "Little aunt, don't say I don't care about you, we will have a party in the future, you don't have to participate, just text and interact directly!" ”

Guan Gu raised his hand helplessly and said: "I, every time I send text messages to interact, but the host never reads: Mengniu Group, China Mobile, and the text messages sent by the embassy in Nepal!" ”

"In short, watching the Spring Festival Gala, we are only so high at most." Ziqiao probably compared the position of his chest and said loudly!

Then he put his hand on the top of his head and said excitedly: "If you don't watch the Spring Festival Gala, we must be so high!" ”

Zhang Wei immediately retorted: "But every time you say that there is such a high, the result is only so high!" Zhang Wei moved his hand from the top of his head to his stomach, and then compared the position of his chest!

"I think it's safe, it's enough to be so high!"

"That's because you haven't seen my Ultimate Chinese New Year's Eve Battle Plan!" Ziqiao shouted excitedly!

Zhang Wei was stunned and muttered: "Why does this name sound so familiar!" ”。

Ziqiao got up and said excitedly: "I'll go get the plan, gather in the apartment for a while, cheer up, the traditional festival of the descendants of Yan and Huang is coming!" ”

After that, he sang and left!