Chapter 26 The Adventures of Zhang Gouzi

To make a girl fall in love with you, of course, it is more difficult, it requires some relatively high conditions, such as what the ancients said, Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian, and what modern people call Gao rich and handsome.

But it's much easier to make a girl hate you, as long as you're a dick, even if you don't do anything, they'll hate you, so at this point, Shi Bai doesn't need to make any effort, and he knows what to do after a little thought.

After school, Shi Bai didn't go to play games, but hurried back to the hotel, where he had to check in on the employees' work before they left work.

hurriedly went upstairs and entered the conference room, the employees were really there, Shi Bai straightened his clothes and walked in slowly.

"How's the style design? Let me see. ”

Zhang Dazhui hurriedly turned on the computer with a smile, "Mr. Shi, look, according to your request, we have drawn all the characters into emojis." ”

Shi Bai took a look, only to see a funny panda head, with a two-ha on his back, and was trying to punch, although the painting style was rough, but the action looked quite in place, and he faintly felt interesting.

"Bastard!" Shi Bai slammed the table, "Great! Still great! ”

"Huh?" The employees looked bitter, "Boss, is this okay?" ”

"Of course!" Shi Bai said: "Look at this head, although it is nonsense to paint a panda, it reveals a cute contrasting beauty." And this dog, although the expression is evil, but it is still very cute! So ......"

He hurriedly found paper and a pen, brushed and drew on the paper, "This protagonist, draw him as Old Man Ding, this dog, and draw it as a pig." ”

Everyone was shocked, "Didn't you mean dogs?" Why are you a pig again?! ”

Shi Bai smiled faintly, "Of course, it's for the sake of angry readers!" A dog like a pig, you say how annoying. ”

The employees almost fainted, and Liu Dafu, who went through the sewer, said: "I feel that my IQ has been insulted. ”

"Well said!" Unexpectedly, Shi Bai clapped his hands again, and said excitedly: "Dafu, Dafu, you are really a lucky general!" All we want is to insult the intelligence of our readers, so that all our readers will spit on us, despise us, and then no one will read our comics, and finally lead us to bankruptcy! ”

"Huh?!"

The employees were stunned, "Bankrupt? ”

Shi Bai hurriedly coughed twice, hiding that he had leaked his mouth, "Anyway, you don't understand, just do what I do." ”

The employees were helpless, so they gathered around to look at Shi Bai's painting, and sure enough, the image of an old man Ding appeared, with 0 eyes, 3 ears, 4 mouth, and three dumb hairs on the top of his head.

Look at that dog again, hey, it really looks like a pig with a fat head and big ears, but its level of painting can't even keep up with kindergarten children.

Looking at the dejected appearance of the employees, Shi Bai nodded with satisfaction, "Well, it seems that the effect has been achieved, okay!" Tomorrow you're going to use my style and make it a complete comic, and then I'll send it to the website! ”

The employees couldn't laugh or cry, so they had to nod, anyway, it has nothing to do with them whether the comics make money or not, as long as the boss pays the salary.

The next day passed quickly, and with the hard work of the employees, the first part of this bloody comic was finally completed.

Why is it so fast, because the plot is only three sentences in total.

The protagonist Zhang Gouzi's parents died when he was a child and he was raised by a dog that looked like a pig.

The dog passed him dog boxing and raised him to grow up.

The dog asked him to go out to explore the rivers and lakes, Zhang Gouzi was unwilling, and the dog said that if you want to go, then we won't go.

That's all there is to the first part.

Shi Bai came back to take a look, and saw the painting style and ghosts, and the plot was strange, and he was immediately ecstatic.

"Beautiful! This is my first manga! ”

The employees shook their heads secretly, "It's yours, it's not mine, and I don't want to say that this is my work!" ”

"Good!" Shi Bai hurriedly said to Zhang Dazhui: "You can contact the love love anime website now, let them publish our comic, and tell them that it should be recommended on the cover of the homepage, money is not a problem!" ”

Zhang Dazhui hurriedly agreed, anyway, the money was out of stone, so what did he have to refuse.

Zhang Dazhui uploaded the work to the Love Love Animation Network, and according to Shi Bai's meaning, named Zhang Gouzi's Adventures. Then I dialed the phone number of the editor who loved and loved the editor.

"Hey, hello, yes, we want to get our company's work featured on the cover...... Yes? You'll have to watch it first, okay. ”

The employees sat in their seats and couldn't help but wonder, will people agree to this thing? Will it be scolded directly?

"If it were me, I'd just tear it apart and suck it hard, phew! Death to the side! Zhang Dazhui thought to himself.

"If only I might have hung up." Liu Xiaoyan thought, "I will definitely think that someone is spoofing." ”

Sure enough, after a while, a sneering voice came from the phone.

"Oh, I said, sir, are you here to entertain us? We're so busy that we don't have time to play this boring game with you! ”

"Wait!" Shi Bai snatched the phone, "We're not kidding!" ”

The other side was stunned, Shi Bai hurriedly said: "Let's give money!" We pay to publish, you hang us for a week, and I will give you 150,000! ”

There was a dead silence.

"Is this okay?"

"Make no mistake! Really give? ”

"That's 150,000!"

……

The 150,000 in this era is not as good as in 2020, and according to inflation, it should be 400,000 in 2020. And it's hard to say whether ordinary people's comic works can make money when they are sent out, let alone pay a recommendation fee of 150,000 yuan.

So when Shi Bai said this, everyone inside and outside the house was stunned.

"Are you serious?" A suspicious voice came from the other side of the phone.

Shi Bai said: "Seriously, do you want me to call you the money first?" ”

The employees were confused again, "Just call it like this?" Don't you sign a contract? What if someone doesn't keep their promises? ”

But Shi Bai didn't seem to care about these at all, and actually said directly: "You send me the bank card number, I'll call now!" ”

The other side was stunned, and the letter was suspicious and reported the bank card number, Shi Bai wrote down the number on the paper, turned around and took the POS machine and transferred it to them 150,000.

The staff were stunned, and so were the editors who loved it.

"In this world, there are really such crazy people!"

"Hmm...... This ......" came the editor's slightly nervous voice on the other side of the phone, "I discussed it with our leader, and he said yes, but it's just that there are people on the cover recommendation, and the time has not yet come." If you want to promote your work, we'll have to wait until the end of this issue, so you'll have to wait until next Monday. ”

"No problem!" Shi Bai readily agreed, there were still four days before next Monday, and three weeks before the one-month mission, so he was not in a hurry.

"Okay, then we'll recommend it to you next Monday."

"Okay, goodbye." Shi Bai hung up the phone and shook his fist violently, "Yay! ”

The employees hurriedly applauded, "Congratulations to Mr. Shi, the first comic is about to be launched." ”

Shi Bai also applauded and celebrated with everyone, "Don't congratulate me, you also have credit!" After all, this comic was made by everyone. ”

The employees are helpless and want to laugh, no, no, no, you did it alone.

"Good! Then let's get off work today, and tomorrow you will study the second part of Zhang Gouzi's adventures. ”

The applause stopped abruptly, and the employees all showed desperate eyes, "Do you really want to do the second part?" ”

"Of course!" Shi Bai was surprised, "Do you think I'm joking?" ”