4. You have a lot of things to do with your concubine?
It was Shangguan Man'er who was chanting, and Xiye Yunji turned his head and looked at her with a playful and mocking face, not knowing why.
"I said this cup of green tea in my hand, it's really superb! Ah, Nanguo Green Tea, you deserve it! Don't let me influence you, go on. ”
A scumbag: It's good! Lord's little wife looks good!
Feng Ruoxi was interrupted by her like this, and she couldn't cry anymore, so she had to look at Xiye Yunji blankly, and the expression on her face that seemed to be crying but not smiling was very funny.
Xiye Yunji ignored her anymore, and turned directly to the guard at the door and said, "You take Xi Niangzi down, and you will kneel in her own yard, kneel for an hour, and let her tell her what she did wrong today, and if she says something wrong, kneel again until she says it is right." ”
Shangguan Man'er looked at Feng Ruoxi's complaining back, and took a sip of tea slowly.
"This man's mind is really unpredictable, when he loves you, he can't wait to marry you, and when he doesn't love you, he will be punished for kneeling if he doesn't agree with you, tsk."
"That's right, I think I think I'm a little similar to the imperial aunt before I accept her, but after a closer look, I find that there are actually too many poor temperaments and behaviors, and there is also a moment of disillusionment, it's okay, the barbarian understands, ah."
Nana, who was secretly cheering for Nishino Yunji, couldn't help but glance at her when she heard this, can't she accept other people's overtures? I don't have the consciousness of house fighting at all!
Xiye Yunji was choked again, and shouted in his heart, God God, get my two concubines away!
After a while, Xiye Yunji looked at the little girl with bulging cheeks and oily mouth in front of him, and said that the princesses of the southern kingdom are mostly graceful and luxurious, and have thousands of demeanors? I don't know how she can be so thin when she can eat so well, as her eyes move down, her forehead is developing well.
Abu, who was still barbecuing, also took his eyes back with difficulty, and looked at Nana, who was clutching a lamb skewer next to him and chewing slowly in his mouth, well, it was finally normal.
Nishino Yunji blushed a little, pretending to be choked by the barbecue and coughed a few times.
"Why does your barbecue taste sweet, it's weirdly delicious."
Shangguan Man'er finally swallowed the mouthful of minced meat, and reached out to grab two more: "This is my own habit, brush a layer of honey on top of the meat before roasting, so that it will taste a little sweet, and there will be no smell of meat." ”
Seeing that she ate sweetly, Xiye Yunji said in his heart that this meal was really worth it: "I thought that you southerners ate a little bit like your palace banquet, such a big plate, and the dishes are not a little bit, tsk." ”
Nishino Yunji remembered the absurd banquet he had when he went to the south to ask for relatives, and his head suddenly hurt again.
"Yes, Nanguo attaches great importance to etiquette, not only eating, but also from daily life to every word and deed, to be dignified and dignified, and strive for excellence, but it is a pity that I am an alien who makes the discipline mother discourage. Wronged master, he chose to marry the most unsuccessful princess in the south. ”
When Nishino Yunji heard the last sentence, the corners of his mouth hooked.
"It's not aggrieved, what the master wants is you, I like you like everything, but why aren't you the same as them?"
Shangguan Man'er poured a large sip of soju, and suddenly felt a hot sensation in his throat.
"I grew up with my master in the mountains since I was a child, and I was originally a country girl, how can I compare with those princesses who have been raised with a bunch of maids since childhood."
"Oh? Why is that? ”
"It's nothing, when I was nine years old, my mother gave birth to a little twelve and passed away, and twelve was also highly poisoned, so the emperor sent me and twelve to the medical fairy for detoxification, and the medical fairy fell in love with me, so he left me as a little apprentice. Twelve and I lived in the Valley of the Medicinal Immortals in Kuanshan for six years, and returned to the palace shortly before the palace banquet. ”
Seeing that she was a little lonely in her words, Nishino Yunji was a little like the little girl crying in the wedding car at that time, who was also her younger brother at that time, looking at the child who was only a few years old, crying and chasing the wedding car for a long time. Nishino Yunji quietly changed the subject.
"Then you are so good at equestrian archery, all taught by your master?"
"That's not it, these are all taught by the emperor's uncle, and the master only taught me medical skills."
Xiye Yunji heard that Uncle Huang's head hurt again: "The Uncle Huang you said is Shangguan Huanian?" ”
Shangguan Man'er smiled unkindly: "That's right, it's to take away the Shangguan Hua Nian you love!" ”
Nishino Yunji looked up at the sky, and the tears of remorse in his heart flowed into a long river: I swear, I didn't! That's not true!
"What's that powder you sprinkled on the bear today?"
"Huh? That's animal taming powder, when I was a child, I followed the master to study medicine in the mountains, and often needed to find some injured animals to heal, but the injured animals were very manic, so the master specially developed this animal taming powder for me, which can calm the animals. ”
Speaking of the time when she was studying medicine, the little girl's face had a little smile again, her eyes flowing, and her pupils were like stars.
Someone is very proud, who said that the master would not coax the girl?
The night is like ink.
Shangguan Wan'er saw someone lying on her side again, wearing an extremely ostentatious tulle nightgown, and she had to pull down half of her shirt, revealing her dark and toned shoulders and strong chest.
"Oh, madam, we are all brothers who have been born and died-husband and wife, let me sleep here tonight, I am still injured!"
Shangguan Wan'er looked at someone's originally very handsome face and made a guest invitation expression of Qinlou Chu Pavilion, biting her lower lip and enduring it again and again, and finally couldn't suppress the irritable little beast in her heart, she tore off the little red whip from her waist and waved it and threw herself on the couch.
Nishino Yunji quickly grabbed her slender wrist, and the two were making a mess when they suddenly heard a terrible scream coming from not far away.
"Ahh
Both of them were shocked, and hurriedly trotted all the way away, and actually chased to the gate of Shangguan Wan's Meixiang Courtyard, Shangguan Man'er glanced at Xiye Yunji with disgust, your concubine is a bit too much?
Someone: Ah! Master, I'm going to be wronged by Dou E!
Shangguan Man'er put away the little red whip and kicked the door open.
It turned out that Saipan had been released, and at this time he was roaring at Shangguan Wan with his teeth and claws. Shangguan Wan was escorted by a group of guards, and she was already frightened, and she couldn't stop screaming.
"Where's the little brute! Kill it for me! ”
Commander Yao beside the princess immediately drew his sword when he heard the order, and Shangguan Man'er hurriedly broke off and shouted: "Stop!" ”
The man turned a deaf ear, seeing that the sharp knife was about to stab into the abdomen of the black bear, Shangguan Man'er was about to make a move, but saw Xiye Yunjiqiang fly up first, kicking the man's knife-holding hand a little, and then quickly snatched the saber of the guard on the side, blocked it with a backhand, and suddenly sparks burst out, and the man stopped
Nishino Yunji glanced at him with a little meaning: "The skills are good, it seems that Wan Niangzi is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." ”
The man lowered his head and folded his hands, and stepped aside with a blank expression.
Shangguan Man'er hurriedly took out a small bottle of animal taming powder, stretched it under Saipan's nose and shook it, it shook its head a few times, but it was quiet for a moment, and was taken back by Abu.
"Stop! Who told you to take it away! It crashed into the main palace, and it was about to take its life. ”
Nishino Yunji had a headache when he saw this vicious and vicious princess Wanxian, and when he thought of his experience in the southern country, he couldn't hide his disgust.
"Lord reminds you that the etiquette of Xishang is not the same as that of the south, since you have done everything possible to come to Xishang to be the side lady of the master, it is a concubine, no longer a princess of the south. In Xishang, the title of the palace is the queen mother of the king who has died, or the barbarian can only call himself after he is promoted to the king. ”