Chapter 123: The Competition
"How's it going, nervous?"
Yang Mobai, who was on the side of the stage, smiled and glanced at the arrogant Wang Chang beside him, and quipped.
"Can you not be nervous, it's the first time I've been on stage when I've grown so big, especially when there are so many people below, you think I'll be embarrassed if I talk about it later?"
Wang Chang, who had no intention of arguing with Yang Mobai at all, looked at the benevolent brother who was performing stand-up comedy in the center of the stage at this time, and his heart was even more panicked.
"Don't be impatient, don't be impatient!"
Wang Chang, who was walking around, almost stunned Yang Mobai, so he simply grabbed him and said kind words.
"Brother, you relax your mind, you've already lost half of your life before you act!"
"But you see how good people say!"
Rolling his eyes speechlessly, Yang Mobai didn't know what to say.
Indeed, the brother named Tang Boyuan on the stage spoke really well, and I feel that I am about to catch up with Uncle Yu who smokes, drinks and burns his head!
"Your performance makes me very powerless!"
muttered angrily, Yang Mobai didn't know how to say it for a while.
"What's wrong?"
"I'll go, I'll blind my dog's eyes!"
When Yang Mobai was struggling with how to comfort Wang Chang, Tang Yu, who had finished changing his clothes, also came to the side from the backstage.
Yang Mobai, who really didn't have an eye, covered his dog eyes, raised his hand and gave Tang Yu a thumbs up.
At this time, Tang Yu's face was still painted, with foundation, lipstick, red nails, just a wig, and the equipment was complete.
"Poof!"
And Tang Yu's dress also relieved the pressure in Wang Chang's heart in a timely manner, and he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"What do you think just now?"
Glancing at the two of them angrily, Tang Yu asked curiously.
"Lao Wang is on the verge of battle, afraid of making a fool!"
Without the slightest intention of covering Wang Chang, Yang Mobai turned around and sold him.
"Oh, you're afraid of a hammer, can there be Lao Tzu if you have a mess? I don't want this old face, you're afraid of a hammer! ”
Tang Yu, who came out of the dialect of the atmosphere, directly greeted him with a few big slaps, and Wang Chang, who was beaten, almost fell to the ground.
"Lao Tzu taught you, you should be all pigs in the audience, a big group of pigs are watching you perform, what's there to panic!"
"Okay, don't beep, the host has finished the curtain, go up to you!"
Without giving Wang Chang time to digest and absorb, Tang Boyuan's laughter ended in the roaring applause below, and the host just finished the curtain.
At the moment when he was pushed out by Yang Mobai's slap, Wang Chang's mind was blank, what script lines, what was afraid and worried, all of them were forgotten, only Tang Yu's sentence "It's all pigs" kept lingering in his ears and lingered.
took a deep breath and watched the spotlight come down, Wang Chang didn't care about his feelings, so he quickly adjusted his state and went on hard.
"Hello everyone, my name is Qin Shou, Qin of the Qin Dynasty, longevity Shou, I am a fresh graduate of Suzhou Institute of Technology of Jiangsu University of Science and Technology, and it is difficult to find a job for college students now! There is a joke on the Internet that we say that those who call when they encounter a job posting are called "boba", those who can get an interview notice after making a phone call are called "face bosses", and those who get an interview notice after making a phone call but are rejected are called "big macs". And I'm the "Big Mac", I haven't interviewed dozens of companies, and now I'm very nervous......"
"Isn't that good, performance!"
Yang Mobai shrugged his shoulders and gave Tang Yu beside him a look of "Look, this thing is just worrying".
"Originally, he was the most diligent, and his mentality was not good!"
Tang Yu couldn't help but purse his lips when he saw this.
"Okay, you are also ready, I will go down there to watch the show quietly, come on, strive to get the first place, let Lao Wang invite him to dinner!"
patted Tang Yu on the shoulder, Yang Mobai didn't wait for him to reply, and walked straight towards the crowd below, where Mao Qianpei also occupied a place for herself.
"That little fat man, I'm not mistaken, it's called Xu Jia!"
Weng Min, a senior official of the regiment sitting on the judges' seat, asked Teacher Huang Hao who was sitting next to him curiously.
Facing Weng Min's question, Huang Hao naturally turned his head to look at Zuo Yuan of a plate.
"Yes, the secretary, you are not mistaken, the deputy department of the Literature and Art Department of the Academy of Economics and Management, you personally conducted the interview at that time!"
"Hahahaha, that's a nice boy!"
Receiving Zuo Yuan's affirmative answer, Weng Min couldn't help laughing, especially when Xu Jia was posing with Professor Xin Qing's sultry "S" shaped action.
"It's very open!"
A few people in the judges' table were chatting, and the first scene on the stage was over, I have to say that Xu Jia's performance was really good, and with his figure, he was full of baggage.
It can be seen from the bursts of laughter coming from the audience.
……
"Oh no, you're a strip! Brothers, withdraw! ”
"Oh my God! It's so exciting, if I wasn't smart, I almost wouldn't have been able to get out! I almost entered the pyramid scheme, and I also remind the majority of alumni to pay attention to self-protection when looking for a job! Applying for a job is risky, so be cautious in interviewing! It's almost time, so let's go to the next unit! ”
patted his chest, Wang Chang looked at everyone in the audience with a shocked face.
"I'm annoyed, I'm annoyed, I don't let my family rest well on Sunday, what else do you have to try, I hate it to death!"
As soon as Xu Jia came down, Tang Yu twisted his ass and went on stage.
This wave of hilarity lasted longer.
"Sure enough, a pseudo-mother or something, it's funny to the extreme!"
Holding back his smile, Yang Mobai tilted his head sideways and smiled at Mao Qianpei.
"Indeed, this wave is perfect!"
Regarding Yang Mobai's words, Mao Qianpei agreed very much.
What is a play, Tang Yu is a proper play!
"Xiao Yueyue, do you think it's possible for them to win the award?"
Wang Beibei, who was mixed in the audience, held Yin Yue's hand and asked curiously.
Originally, she didn't have any hope for this event, in the spirit of a colleague, to help Cui Ping, but more importantly, she was really afraid of being blocked by Zheng Jingjing, so she lined up a few people to come over to help, and then asked Wang Chang to put together a show to support the scene.
I didn't expect other colleges to think the same way, but as a result, the whole school gathered the strength of the whole school to support this "Quyi Sketch Competition" in the mobile college.
What surprised her even more was that Wang Chang's sketch seemed to have a tendency to win awards!
"I don't know, let's see what the secretary says!"
Shaking his head, Yin Yue did not directly answer Wang Beibei's question.
"You see the secretary and Mr. Huang smiling so happily, it is estimated that there is a door, if you can win the first prize, I don't guarantee that your Yang Mobai's script can be selected for this year's graduation party!"
The excited Wang Beibei didn't care about the blow in Yin Yue's words, but Quan Dang didn't understand, and smiled to herself.
"Our family?"
"Oops!"
Accompanied by Yin Yue's puzzled voice was Wang Beibei's cry of pain.
"I was wrong, good Yueyue, don't pinch, it hurts, your department, your department!"
"Humph!"
"But I think my little brother is very handsome, although he is a little stunned!"
Sure enough, it was because she didn't remember to eat or fight, Yin Yue's hand left Wang Beibei's waist, and she couldn't help but continue to die.
"I'll give it to you!"
"No, no, it's not my thing, it's going to lower my IQ!"