Chapter 1: The Strange System

Shi Bai wants to succeed.

Think like a caterpillar wants to become a moth.

Think like corn kernels on a hot pan want to turn into popcorn.

Like Teddy sees a little ...... Think of it that way.

He often thinks that it would be good if he was a "worker", so that he only needs to add "force" to succeed.

It's a pity that life is not as good as it should be, and he has been born for twenty-eight or nine years, and almost never succeeds.

When I was a baby, I either choked or choked on milk.

Learn to walk, take one step at a time, learn to eat, and drop it all on the table.

Other children are one or two years old when they open their mouths to call their mothers, and he is stunned when he is four years old, and the first sentence is Uncle Wang.

Since then, his dad has always looked at him in the wrong way.

I finally went to elementary school, and the exam was either thirty or thirty-one.

To be honest, it's better to be the first from the bottom, the first from the bottom has a first, and he can't enter the top 20 from the bottom.

I can't fight anymore, I can't win by scolding, football has been kicking the crossbar, basketball has always been three non-sticky, and the pickle girl has never succeeded.

Confess a girl, people say that there is someone they like.

One more confession, people say sorry, you're a good person.

Continue to confess, I'm sorry, I'm still young, and I want to focus all my mind on my studies, but the next day I eloped with the non-mainstream of the online king.

finally recuperated from internal injuries, and plucked up the courage to confess to a 180-pound fat girl, who stroked her hair, "What do you like about me?" ”

"I like you to be a little heavier."

Almost sat to death.

Since then, his temperament has changed greatly, and he has devoted himself to studying, wanting to take the exam in a key high school, but when the list was released, he suddenly found that he was one point behind.

I continued to fail in high school, so I simply broke the jar and broke it, thinking that it would be a big deal to go out to work early, but I didn't work hard but was admitted to a third-rate university.

Even failed to fail.

I studied a fourth-rate major, never talked about love, did nothing all day, and was unemployed immediately after graduation.

It's easy to find a way to enter a company with a relationship, serving tea and water for seven or eight years, there has never been a way to raise salaries, and promotion has never been related. Those who came later than him became vice presidents, and he still got two thousand a month.

Thinking of soothing my soul, I raised a dog, saying that it was a Shiba Inu, but the more I looked at it, the more it looked like a soil dog. Let it sit down and play dead, let it play dead and roll. Pull to soak the girl, drill under the old lady's skirt, and the young one will when he touches it, I really don't know who it looks like.

The dog food was gone in the afternoon, and he didn't sleep well after working overtime yesterday, so he was pulling flip-flops on his feet and wanted to go to the supermarket to buy some more. When I checked out, I found that I lost my mobile phone and asked the customer service center, and the person said that there was nothing in the monitoring.

Frustrated, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, there was a can on the road, and I couldn't help but raise my foot and kick it. Unexpectedly, the soles of the slippers were too slippery, and I fell down and sat on the shit.

Reaching out and touching it, "Oops! ~”

……

After standing for a long time, I sighed, looking back on my thirty years of life, and suddenly felt that everything had become boring.

The Buddha's words have clouds, and everything has a way, like a dream bubble, like dew and electricity.

"I might as well become a monk!"

……

"Hahaha! A monk also needs a bachelor's degree! ”

"Hey...... I'm a failure of failures......"

At that moment, a cool breeze seemed to blow in the hot summer of the ancient city, and he was cold from head to toe.

"Ding Dong!"

At this time, a crisp sound suddenly sounded in Shi Bai's mind, like a heavenly bell stirring, and his mind became extremely clear.

"Congratulations on completing the 10,000 failed achievements, and you will be rewarded with the system of turning defeat into victory!"

Shi Bai was frightened and turned around suddenly, "Who is talking?" The hand that touched the shit unconsciously wiped the back of the buttocks, but there was no one in front of him.

"Congratulations, you have obtained the system of turning defeat into victory, I am not a person, it is the system in your head." The voice sounded again, without a hint of emotion.

"What? System?! ”

"That's right, because you've failed too much in your life, so you unlocked this system."

"Are you kidding?" Shi Bai couldn't believe it even more.

"Believe it or not, this system, as long as you fail to do it, you will succeed, and if you succeed, you will fail."

The system continued: "For example, if you play a game and want to win, if the system's mission mode is activated, you can't win if you play well, and you will win if you give someone a head. ”

Shi Bai looked confused, "Is there a mistake, can you still win by giving away people's heads?" ”

"You don't have to ask about this, as long as you turn on the task mode of the system, you will naturally know. Also, failure will get a failure value, success will reduce the failure value, and the failure value can be purchased in the system store to buy various props, you can click on it to see. ”

Sure enough, a mall button appeared in front of Shi Bai's eyes that only he could see. He clicked the letter suspiciously, and an interface similar to a game store immediately appeared in front of him, and there were indeed some props on the interface.

The first column is money, which is worth 100 yuan if you fail.

The second column is Constitution, which requires 500 defeat points to upgrade once.

The third column is Knowledge, which requires 1,000 failures to level up once.

The fourth column is charisma, which requires 10,000 defeat points to level up once.

The fifth column is the cultivation cheats, called Immortal Magic, but the price is ridiculously high, and it actually costs a million failure points.

Shi Bai shook his head, opened his eyes and found that the interface was still there, and pinched his face hard, it hurt.

"Really! It's true! I have the system too! ”

"Since your life is really a failure, the system gives you a chance to be reborn, which year are you going back?"

"What!" Shi Bai was even more surprised, "Can you still be reborn?" ”

"Please choose the age you want to go back to." The system was unmoved.

"This ......" Shi Bai rubbed his hands, and couldn't help but look excited.

"What year did you go back to? Back to the year I regretted the most? What year do I regret the most? It seems that every year is the most regrettable. ”

"The year I was rejected by a chubby chick? I was only fourteen years old at the time, which is a bit young, so I might as well go back to the year when I called Uncle Wang. ”

After thinking about it repeatedly, he finally chose to be eighteen years old, when he was in his third year of high school, and he happened to have time to take the college entrance examination again.

"Let's go back to eighteen." Shi Bai's eyes suddenly became calm.

"Eighteen years old, i.e. 2008 A.D., are you sure?"

"I'm sure." The hand rubbed the back again.

Then a cluster of white light lit up, and the thorny stone white couldn't open his eyes, and when he opened his eyes again, there was a concrete football field in front of him, and a scorching sunny day overhead.

There are many boys playing football on the football field, and in addition to their shouts, there are also cicadas singing "know, know".

He put his arm on his forehead and squinted into the distance, not knowing where it was.

He only knew that the sky was so blue, the white clouds were so white, and from time to time there were female classmates passing in front of him.

He looked down at his body again, with 50 yuan athletic shorts from '08 on his legs, 90 basketball shoes from 08 on his feet, and even his leg hair was the yellowed leg hair from 08 that was not too hard.

"It's all too familiar!" He couldn't help but have a melody in his head, "At that time, the sky was always blue, and the days were always too slow. ”

It turned out to be his high school alma mater.

At this time, two girls passed in front of him, and he couldn't help but be excited, and said loudly: "I'm back!" ”

The two girls covered their mouths and laughed, and put down a cruel sentence lightly, "Silly comparison!" ”