Chapter 2: Rhymeless Separation
Li Dan was stunned for a moment, scratched his head, and said with a smile: "Teacher Yu, I want to try ......"
"Okay," Yu Qian rubbed the book cover with his hand, didn't open it, and said casually: "I don't embarrass you...... I'll pick a simple one for you - how about reciting the "Teacher Table"? ”
""Teacher's Table"? It's a long ......."
Li Dan can be regarded as having seen through his homeroom teacher Yu Qian, and the other party really doesn't want to lose!
Could it be that Lao Yu really ate breakfast?
"The first emperor started a business before half and the middle way collapsed, today the next three points, Yizhou is tired, and this autumn of sincerity is also ......"
Before Qian could react, Li Dan began to close his eyes, shaking his head and reciting, speaking so fast and speaking clearly that it was even more fluent and smooth than watching the original text read aloud.
Yu Qian looked at Li Dan's eyes straight, he had already memorized the "Teacher Table" backwards, and he didn't need to compare the books, and he knew that the other party was memorizing word for word.
It's just that I didn't expect this bastard boy to really have something?
The sound of reading in the class gradually became quieter, and more and more students raised their heads and watched with curiosity as Li Dan recited the "Teacher Table" there.
On weekdays, they are tired of watching Li Dan pretend to be crazy and stupid, and they are tired of looking at gags.
After all, everyone has been together for more than two years, and whether it is aesthetic or ugly, they have reached a period of fatigue.
However, when he saw Li Dan shaking his head and reciting ancient texts there, his curiosity immediately flooded.
It's like watching a pig roll in the mud on weekdays, and at first I was a little interested, but after watching more, that's it.
However, this pig suddenly stopped rolling in the mud one day, but straightened up with his two hind legs and learned to be human, which was too fresh and interesting!
After a while, Li Dan memorized the full text of "The Teacher's Table", then opened his eyes and looked at Yu Qian on the podium with a smile, as if he was reminding the other party of something with his eyes.
"Yes, Li Dan, when will you carry it?"
Seeing that this unsuccessful student on weekdays suddenly impressed him, Yu Qian's heart was slightly moved.
"Teacher Yu, it's useless for you to praise me, you should keep your promise!"
"Promise? What promises? Did I just say something? ”
Yu Qian looked inexplicable, and talked about him left and right.
"Huh——!"
A burst of laughter came out of the mouths of the whole class, although they knew from the beginning that Yu Qian would not really eat a book, but this feeling of watching the homeroom teacher eat in public was still quite refreshing.
"Eat! Eat! Eat it......"
At this moment, in a corner at the back of the classroom, a voice sounded abruptly, and without getting any other response, it quietly closed again.
"Da Chun, stand up!" Yu Qian looked at the back of the classroom with a grim face.
A tall and strong boy stood up stupidly, fiddling with the corners of his clothes at a loss: "Teacher Yu, I was wrong......
"Li Dan will recite "The Teacher's Table", why are you so excited? Do you know how to memorize it yourself? Come on, you can also recite it and give it to everyone! ”
The boy named "Da Chun" had a swollen red face, and said hesitantly: "The first emperor has not started a business halfway, and the middle way is ...... Nakamichi ......"
I just memorized the first half of the sentence, and I couldn't memorize the second half of the sentence.
"After school, copy the full text of the "Teacher Table" 3 times! Tomorrow morning, put it on my desk! ”
Copying a text three times is already the highest level of punishment, and more than three times is considered corporal punishment of the student.
Teacher Yu ...... I...... I ......"
Da Chun held back for a long time, but he didn't break out a complete sentence, and sat back in his seat with a look of grievance.
"Did I let you sit down? Why did you just sit down? ”
Yu Qian Tie's face was blue, obviously angry yet.
Da Chun bounced up from his seat again like a thorn in his ass, hanging his head in frustration, and almost buried his head under his chest muscles......
"Teacher Yu, can I say something?"
Li Dan raised his hand with a grin.
"What words? Say it! ”
"I just memorized the "Teacher Table", even if you don't admit it, don't be angry with others!"
Yu Qian smiled, and his face softened slightly: "Why, seeing that the iron buddy who has always provided you with strong backing has been wronged, and you want to give him a head?" It's okay, I'll give you another chance, it's up to you to see if you have the ability. ”
Li Dan nodded, indicating that he was willing to accept the challenge.
In the past two years of high school, the person Li Dan is most grateful to is Da Chun.
Since the first exam in the first year of high school, Li Dan has recognized that the other party is his old iron.
Every time he returns to school during the winter or summer vacation, Li Dan will find Dachun as soon as possible to confirm that the other party has not changed schools or classes, and a hanging heart can be put down.
Every time there is an exam, whether it is a big exam or a small exam, Li Dan is particularly concerned about Da Chun's body, for fear that he will have a brain fever or a bad stomach.
Only when he saw that the other party entered the examination room safely and securely, Li Dan's breath was relaxed.
Da Chun is so important to him!
Without Da Chun, Li Dan is the last in the class!
Although my second-to-last results are not very glorious, it is much stronger than the penultimate one!
It can even be said that there is a qualitative difference!
"Okay, then you can recite the full text of "Lisao".
Yu Qian opened the book on the table and turned to the page of Qu Yuan's "Lisao".
In the classical Chinese learned in middle school, the length is generally about 1,800 words, but "Lisao" is unique and wonderful, and the number of words in the full text has reached a perverted 2848 words!
Yu Qian is a high-achieving student who graduated from the Chinese Department of Imperial Capital University, and most of the classical Chinese can be memorized proficiently, but Qu Yuan's "Leaving the Riot" is an insurmountable peak.
2848 words!
Qu Yuan's poem that shook the ancient and modern times, the deep meaning contained in each sentence is extremely difficult to understand, and the meaning is far-reaching, even the professor-level figures of the Chinese Department dare not pat their chests and say that they have eaten the true connotation of "Leaving the Riot".
If Li Dan, the scumbag in front of him, can recite the full text of "Lisao" word for word, maybe Qian himself is really impulsive, and he will tear up the book and eat it!
Of course, this is something that cannot happen......
How is that possible?
Li Dan took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and began to search for the full text of "Lisao" in his mind.
"Emperor Gaoyang's Miao descendant, Emperor I said Boyong.
Seti Zhen is in Meng Xi, but Geng Yin and I surrender.
Huang Lan Yu Chu Xi, Zhao Xi Yu to the name.
…………”
Yu Qian nodded again and again when he heard this, and his expression gradually changed.
A complex emotion of solemnity, admiration, surprise, and joy flowed from his face, and the whole person was as if he was slightly drunk after drinking, and he felt a little intoxicated.
The other students in the class had already opened the page of "Lisao" in the book, and while listening to Li Dan's recitation, they checked it word by word.
Da Chun had a stupid expression, only glanced at the original text in the book, and did not continue to read.
There are so many words in the original text, he doesn't even know it! I don't know how to pronounce it! It's useless even if you look at the original text!