Chapter 5: Immersing Yourself in Mr. Zombie
"Ding-dong, welcome to Mr. Zombie and start posting quests."
"Ding Dong, World Mission Released: Kill Old Lady Ren who has turned into a zombie. Reward: 200 cut-off points. β
In the Moon Black Wind High School, Yang San, who was standing stupidly in a barren forest, heard these two news, and his face darkened, and he killed Old Lady Ren? Are you sure it wasn't me who was killed? I don't want this task, can I? The system you came out, why didn't you make it clear before? Shall I kill you?
"Ding Dong, in the system world, you can only end the mission by completing it or dying."
Death? Will you really die if you die here?
"Ding Dong, death is mission failure (you can spend 10 points to resurrect)"
"What if the cut-off point isn't enough?" When Yang San heard it, it turned out that he could still be resurrected, no, what if there was no boundary?
"Dingdong, then congratulations, you're really dead!" Congratulations, this world is so dangerous, shall we go home?
"Jingle bells, yin people borrow the way, yang people avoid!" This sentence sounds weird, no, it's not what the system said, so who said it? Yang San hurriedly looked around, and sure enough, he found a Taoist with glasses leading a team of "people" to jump from a distance, shaking the bell and shouting, no, how did that team of "people" jump and jump? Yang San suddenly reacted, is this a corpse? This is also the case in the movie, the one with glasses should be the four-eyed Taoist, at this time, the four-eyed Taoist also found Yang San, his eyes tightened, and he took out the peachwood sword with his hand and made a few gestures, "Oh, where is the demon?" β
Yang San also knew that the four-eyed Taoist was frightened by himself, don't you say, people drive corpses to go deep in the mountains and old forests, and there are usually people who encounter ghosts, so they have to explain it quickly, otherwise they will be wronged if they are chopped by ghosts.
"Don't be surprised, in Xia Yang San, just returned from studying abroad to save relatives, I didn't expect to meet the bandits, I fled in a panic to get rid of the bandits, but I also got lost, I have been wandering around this barren forest for a long time, fortunately I met the Dao chief, I hope the Dao chief can rescue the general and take me out of this barren forest." Yang San's tongue was a little straight when he said this, and he didn't dare to say any witty words, fortunately, his clothes were scratched a lot when he was wandering around just now, otherwise he couldn't explain it.
The four-eyed Taoist looked at it fixedly, and was sure that it was a person (o ΜΟ'o), the sword in his hand was also put down a little, his clothes were scratched a lot, and the person also looked fine and tender (in addition to doing hard work, there are few people who are not thin skin and tender meat!). ), not lethal, not like the people of the evil sect, the peach wood sword was finally put down, even if it was not true, it was estimated that it would not be much fake.
"If you are not afraid of me, these "customers", I can take you with me, and see that you dare to break into this deep mountain and old forest without half a pound of iron, not to mention that if you encounter ghosts, even some jackals, tigers and leopards are enough for you to run. The four-eyed Taoist is not a person who can't be saved when he sees death, what he said just now was not a joke, he took out a Hu cake from the package and handed it to Yang San, "Are you hungry?" Grab a bit. β
Yang San hurriedly thanked him and swallowed it, doing a full set of plays, don't you say it, it's hard, but it's still a different flavor. But kill me if you eat it every day!
Speechless all night, in the next few days, Yang San followed the four-eyed Taoist to go out day and night, and it was good to have a familiar person to lead the way, although he went around all the way, but he really didn't encounter ghosts, and it seems that the four-eyed Taoist is not covered. During this period, Yang San gritted his teeth and bought the primary Bajiquan in the mall, this world is very dangerous, it is still necessary to have a good skill, as the saying goes, "Wen has Tai Chi to secure the world, and Wu has Baji to set the world!" Although Tai Chi is more famous, there is another saying, "Tai Chi does not go out for ten years, and Baji kills people in one year!" "So in the early stage, it should still be more lethal to the eight poles, although it may not be effective for zombies, but at least it can still fight.
Every morning, Yang San insisted on playing a few sets of Bajiquan, and he was familiar with his hands first.
"You're Bajiquan, right?" The four-eyed Taoist looked at Yang San and began to fight boxing again.
"Yes, fortunately, I learned a little bit from a master abroad, but two fists are hard to beat with four hands, and I can't beat the bandits, what does the Taoist think?" Yang San said while fighting
"I'm average with my fists and feet, but we can get to my senior brother tonight, he has good punches and kicks, let's see if he can teach you then." It's really not good to have four-eyed fists and feet, but he can also see that Yang San is just a beginner, and it is not a big problem to deal with two or three people, and it is already good if there are more people and weapons Yang San can run away.
"It's the Lin Dao Chief that the Dao Commander said before, that's really good, I used to practice boxing just to exercise my body, but this time I met the bandits to know how naΓ―ve my previous thoughts were." Yang San wiped his sweat and took the game in Simu's hand, this world is so good, the mountains are all over the wilderness, the real world is so difficult to find, you don't dare to eat it if you find it, maybe that one is a protected animal!
"Yes, the world is chaotic, there are many demons in troubled times, it's better not to go out in this world." The four-eyed road has been traveling south and north for many years, and he has seen a lot of knowledge, and he doesn't know what he remembers, and sighed.
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"Jingle bells, yin people borrow the way, yang people avoid!" The four-eyed Taoist took Yang San to a Yizhuang and stopped, "That's it, Yang San knocked on the door, rest assured, someone will guard the door at night." Yang San hurriedly knocked "dong dong", and finally didn't have to sleep in the wild.
"Who? Three more in the middle of the night. The people in the room yawned as they spoke.
"Wencai opened the door, I am your uncle." The four-eyed Taoist shouted when he heard the voice.
"Wencai, open the door quickly, your four-eyed uncle is here, and you have to go to the kitchen to cook something to eat." Another majestic voice rang out.
Wen Cai hurriedly opened the door and saw that it was really Uncle Shi who had driven the corpse again, and there was a young man who was Uncle Shi's new apprentice? Wen Cai called out to Uncle Shi and helped lead the "customer" into the morgue, and then went to the kitchen to work.
Yang San followed the four-eyed Taoist into the living room and saw a middle-aged man who looked like Lin Zhengying preparing to walk out. "Simu, you're here, come and sit and rest, hey, this is your new disciple?"
"Lin Daochang, hello, in Xia Yang San's ......" Yang San hurriedly introduced himself and the origin of the editor.
Uncle Nine looked at the four-eyed Taoist and nodded, and said, "The world is chaotic, people's hearts are not ancient, little brother Yang, you can rest assured to live in Yizhuang these days, we can also learn from each other and communicate with each other if we are fine, I also admire Ding Qiankun's Bajiquan." "Uncle Nine is worthy of being an ancient heart, and he also cares about Yang San's face.
In the next few days, Yang San still practiced a few sets of Baji Boxing in the morning, and then practiced with Uncle Jiu's eldest apprentice Qiusheng, and Uncle Nine was on the side to instruct, although Uncle Nine practiced Maoshan boxing, but Uncle Jiu's vision and level were much higher than Yang San's, and there was no problem in guiding Yang Sanyi. The rest of the time, wander around the town and appreciate the customs of the Republic of China.
"Help!" This night, Uncle Jiu Simu and Yang San were drinking tea and chatting in the living room, when a loud cry suddenly came from the morgue.
"Oh no, something happened!" Uncle Nine and Simu immediately reacted and ran towards the morgue as they spoke, Yang San hurriedly followed behind, only to see a group of corpses dancing around next to the morgue, and Wen Cai was very embarrassed to hide around, "Master, uncle, help!" β
A "walking corpse" suddenly ran out, Uncle Nine reached out and grabbed it, his shoulders shook, and he made a neat over-the-shoulder fall, and was about to press it up to make up for his punch when he suddenly heard the zombie say, "Master, don't fight, it's me." β
Yang San knew that the plot had begun at a glance, I was really looking forward to it, Uncle Nine understood it after a closer look, it must be Qiusheng who wanted to be a whole writer again, this time he even pretended to be a zombie, and he will settle accounts with you later, Uncle Jiu glared at Qiusheng and smiled apologetically at Simu.
"It's important to catch these walking corpses first." The four eyes can also distinguish the severity of the situation.
The two jumped into the morgue, Uncle Nine threw Wen Cai out of the door with a pull and a flick, Yang San hurriedly supported Wen Cai, only to find that it looked very strong, but Uncle Nine must have used ingenuity, at most it was to make Wen Cai's ass hurt.
Uncle Nine clasped his hands together, compared his sword fingers, and after biting his fingers, he said, "Duh!" "Yes, the posture is perfect, the momentum is full, wait a minute, the four-eyed Daoist, do you want to clench your fists? Uncle Nine couldn't help but glared again, you have been learning for so many years to feed the dogs? When you were under the master's door, you should be more serious and learn more, and you won't just rely on half-baked corpse chasing techniques to get by.
Simu was embarrassed, and quickly compared his sword fingers and followed Uncle Jiu into the group of walking corpses, the two of them stepped on the seven-star step, the sword fingers flew, and the walking corpse immediately did not move, and the two of them subdued several walking corpses in an instant, but the four-eyed Taoist still had to rely on these "customers" to live, and the hands were naturally light, and Uncle Jiu was not so worried, the walking corpses under his hands were either broken hands or broken feet, and the four eyes were distressed, and when he saw the few walking corpses left, he hurriedly stopped Uncle Jiu, "Senior brother, I'll come, you will rest for a while, If you do it again, your brother's coffin will have to be lost. β
Yang San and Wen Cai watched it exquisitely outside the door, and said while watching, "This one was unloaded by Uncle Nine again, and that one made Uncle Nine break a leg, what do you say Qiu Sheng can leave in a while?" Qiusheng on the side trembled when he heard this, took off his makeup and quickly slipped away. Wen Cai smacked his lips while laughing, as if he was sorry for something?
Finally, seeing that Uncle Nine and the four-eyed Taoist had finished cleaning up the group of walking corpses, Yang San and Wen Cai hurriedly went in to help line up the group of walking corpses.
"No, I can't stay here anymore, I have to leave quickly." Simu sorted out his slightly embarrassed outfit, and was ready to leave when he mentioned the matter.
Uncle Nine and Yang San hurriedly retained, "Senior brother, stay a few more days, we can also have a good chat." "Yes, Dao Chief, stay a few more days, I haven't repaid you for your kindness to me!"
"Don't live anymore, senior brother, I've only lived for a few days before it became like this, and I have to live again." Simu seemed to be determined to leave, "Brother Yang, you don't have to be polite, I still want to thank you for accompanying me for so many days, you don't know that there is no one who can speak when he drives the corpse alone, and I am almost unable to speak." β
"Then I'll send you." Yang San really respects the four eyes, and if it weren't for the four eyes, it would be hard to say whether Yang San would have been able to get here. Yang San nodded to Uncle Jiu.
Uncle Jiu's Yizhuang was built outside the town, and it was very quiet at night, and there were unknown strange bird sounds, and the timid people didn't dare to come here during the day, but Yang San still sent the four-eyed Taoist and his party "people" far away, and only stopped under the repeated resignation of the four-eyed Taoist, and watched the four-eyed Taoist lead the "customers" to leave again and again, and if there is a chance, he must get a complete set of corpse expulsion techniques for the four-eyed Taoist.