"This is my cannon?" Napoleon rubbed his eyes in disbelief as he stared in amazement at the few old-looking guns in the warehouse in front of him.

"These embezzlers! I have known for a long time that the army has, but I didn't expect it to be like this! The hundreds of millions of livres I spend every year are in exchange for these broken copper and iron? I should have guillotined all the noble officers of France! ”

Louis XVI was equally furious, and His Majesty was thrilled when he heard that they were going to see the powerful cannons of France's defenses, only to be stunned by the guns in front of him, which could almost be called scrap metal!

"Say, did you embezzle all the artillery? Sell the new guns and buy some old defective items to top up! Don't think I don't know the truth here, be honest! Napoleon viciously grabbed the fat non-commissioned officer who was in charge of guarding the artillery, and stared at him with eyes as sharp as a knife.

"No! It's not me, Captain Bonaparte, listen to me! The fat warehouse keeper said tremblingly, shaking the fat (ròu) of 浑 (shēn).

"Don't think about quibbling, you are a mere non-commissioned officer, you are so rich, if you want to say that you are not corrupt, I don't believe it!" Napoleon's hand that caught him (xiōng) 口肥 (ròu) shrank sharply, and then rubbed his palm against the non-commissioned officer's clothes in disgust.

"Captain Bonaparte! Lord Bonaparte! I have indeed done some things that damage the public and private (qíng), your old man is really clever and wise! The fat non-commissioned officer sneered, the fat (ròu) on his chin shaking and undulating like a wave as he spoke.

He suddenly grabbed Napoleon's right leg and said pitifully like a lecherous dog: "But, but, even if you borrow me again, I will not dare to steal the cannon!" Besides, I can't do anything if I steal the cannon, can I? It's still possible for ordinary people to buy two guns, who would buy cannons and move them home! I was wronged! ”

Napoleon sneered, pulled his right foot out of his arms, and roared: "How is it impossible? Can't find a buyer? There are more buyers in the city of Toulon! As he spoke, he kicked him on the shoulder, "If you don't give an honest account today, I will punish you for collaborating with the enemy and treason!" ”

"Don't mind, don't mind, I'm just muddy, I don't dare to do such a thing as collaborating with the enemy and treason! Captain Bonaparte, my lord Bonaparte! I'm wronged, you old man Mingjian! There were only 10 pieces of artillery since they were transported, and in the last engagement, the artillery positions were bombarded by the enemy, and even Major Maltian was seriously wounded! There are only 5 doors left! Raise your hand! The obese non-commissioned officer cried with a handful of snot and tears.

But Napoleon still had a cold face, a qíng (cannibalistic watch) staring at him coldly, and the fat non-commissioned officer turned his heart sideways, gritted his teeth and thought, "Yes, I gave up my life to survive!" ”

Then he smiled and said, "Hey, hey, Captain Bonaparte, what do you think of this?" With his insensitive (ròu) hand, he quietly shoved a folded envelope into Napoleon's trouser pocket, a series of movements that took him half a minute, as one of his hands was completely wrapped in fat and fat (ròu).

And during this period, Napoleon did not mean anything different, "Oh mom, this bribery is too blatant!" Han Xing was simply amazed by this, this guy's acting skills were clumsy, and it took a long time to stuff the envelope in, as far as Han Xing's observation was concerned, Napoleon was already a little impatient to wait.

"I didn't expect the dignified Napoleon the Great to also play corruption**, this is too nonsense!" Han Xingbu (jìn) sighed.

"Despicable, too despicable, I really misread this Napoleon, the history of this dog (pì) is not written by a Napoleon's brainless fan! It's all these corrupt scumbags who have buried the France in my heart (ài), shameless scum who damage the public and private interests, these corrupt officials should be guillotined! Han Xing even heard the sound of Louis XVI frantically tearing books, as well as hysterical rants.

"No, is there some misunderstanding? That's not how Napoleon I see in my eyes! He was a good young man with integrity and principle! Han Xing wondered.

But seeing that Napoleon smiled, he helped the fat non-commissioned officer up in a friendly manner, and said affectionately: "I think about it carefully, you really can't be a traitor who fornicates with foreign enemies!" The fat non-commissioned officer suddenly looked overjoyed and thought, "Sure enough, money is everything!" It seems that a little bit of my 'mind' is working! ”

"Look at your bear-like appearance, most of them don't have that guts!" Napoleon was still smiling, but his tone changed, full of sarcasm. Hearing this, the obese non-commissioned officer was a little unhappy, but after thinking about it, it was important to live! A gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late! So he continued to smile and nodded in agreement.

Unexpectedly, Napoleon's smile slowly froze, and finally his face completely calmed down and said: "Although your suspicion of committing treason has been ruled out, it is ······ Your charges of embezzlement and damage to the public and private interests are conclusive! Someone! ”

"This drama (qíng) is reversed, it's too godly! Napoleon, this guy really knows how to play! Han Xing on the side was directly amused by this amazing drama (qíng), especially when he saw the face of the fat non-commissioned officer, with a face of "I'm messy in the wind", and slapped himself as if he couldn't believe it, only then did he realize that this was a cruel reality!

Seeing that Han Xing was in a daze, Napoleon immediately winked at him, gave him a look, and then looked at the fat non-commissioned officer with a "lying groove" face, as if to say, "Why did you turn a blind eye when you should cooperate with me in the performance?" It's your turn! Obviously signaling Han Xing to cooperate with his performance and arrest the fat non-commissioned officer.

Han Xing immediately understood, and stepped forward to easily press the fat non-commissioned officer to the ground and cut his hands behind his back. This fat non-commissioned officer was crying without tears, "Why do you want to deal with me after your old man has collected money!" This is not in accordance with the rules of the Tao! I want to appeal, you don't do anything when you collect money, and you don't talk about integrity! ”

His face was pressed to the ground by Han Xing, and after being squeezed by the ground, he looked like a pig's head! In a muffled voice, he said, "Don't, let me go, Captain Bonaparte, I will listen to you from now on, please raise your noble hand!" His mouth was almost touching the ground, and he grinned, turning his neck with difficulty to Napoleon.

"Excellent! I want all your muskets and artillery here! Also, thank you for sponsoring the French Revolutionary Army, and I assure you that the money will be spent where it is right! Napoleon waved his hand to signal Han Xing to let go of the fat non-commissioned officer, then took out the envelope stuffed in his boot and slapped it on the fat non-commissioned officer's face playfully.

Obviously, this was Napoleon's plan, to knock him out of a bamboo pole, and to squeeze his little warehouse and continuation as if he were shaving sheep.

Then Napoleon and Han Xing left the warehouse with their fruitful results and "booty", leaving only the fat non-commissioned officer who had been "squeezed dry" lying on the ground like a dead dog and gasping!

"Is that really good?" Han Xing rode his horse to Napoleon's Shangzhi and asked in a whisper in his ear.

"What's wrong with that? That guy deserves it! A bastard with a small eye who dares to put any money in his pocket! This incident (qíng) should teach him a lesson! Cheap him! Napoleon raised his head as if he were a messenger of justice.

"Don't be confused, I'm talking about you taking his money!" Han Xing said with a straight face, and pointed to the envelope as he spoke.

"That's it? Like I said, I'll use it where it fits, buy some ammo, artillery, guns and stuff like that! Just think that guy has experienced years of corruption**, and suddenly his conscience found that he donated a huge sum of money to France to atone for his crimes! Napoleon took out the unopened envelope and threw it to Han Xingdao without looking at it.

"It's just under our 'urging'! Hahaha! Napoleon looked back and smiled at Han Xing.

Looking at Han Xing, who was bewildered, Napoleon suddenly said seriously: "Hanschel, don't you understand?" This is the rule of the game in this world, between nobles and commoners, and if you want to change it, you have to join the game first! Whether it's dirty or not, whether it's a bad conscience or not, depends on how you use it! He embezzled the money, but now it's just a matter of returning it! ”

"I didn't expect this guy to be so principled!" Even Louis XVI was stunned by him, he didn't expect Napoleon to be able to face a bag of money without changing his heart and not beating his heart, and he accepted this money only to use it for military expenses.

In his head came the sound of Louis XVI picking up scraps of paper on the ground, and his sigh: "Alas, it seems that I have misunderstood this Monsieur Bonaparte!" Perhaps it is this kind of broad-mindedness and lofty pattern that makes him the best person to clean up the mess I left behind! I now believe that he is the man who can lead France to glory! ”

The reason why Han Xing was stunned was completely because of the indifference and decisiveness that Napoleon threw this envelope to himself, he did not have a trace of hesitation, his eyes were as clear as water, and there was no trace of greed! He had never even opened the envelope, he had no interest in what was in it, he had never cared about these petty profits, because his eyes were always on a higher place, and what he wanted was to change the world!

"You're right, Napoleon!" After a long while, Han Xingcai nodded.

"I knew you weren't the pedantic kind! Welcome to the new world, brother! Napoleon hammered Han Xing's (xiōng) mouth, and then laughed and rode towards the artillery camp ahead.

"This is the Napoleon the Great in my mind!" Han Xing said with emotion in his heart, seeing him go away, he also clamped the horse's belly and chased after him.