Chapter 282: Yu Song Three Taibao
"Lao Jiu, listen more to the sixth brother, less frizzy!"
The comer was a slender (shēn) tall young man, especially the pair of long legs, who was definitely a runway male model now, a natural hanger, who looked good in everything, he wore a white short shirt on the top (shēn) and a breeches instead of a flowing but obstructive robe. As he strode closer, he smiled and touched He Xinding's head.
"Starling, I'm not a kid anymore! Who says I'm frizzy? Haven't I learned my lesson? Brothers scolding each other and fighting seems to have long been commonplace, so He Xinding is not surprised by this, he just touched his head aggrievedly and muttered a few words.
"Don't quibble, I heard you gossip about the Taibao from a long distance just now! You still don't admit it? How many times have I told you, of course we won't betray you as brothers, but those who were sent from above may not be! A few of them are called assistants, and I think most of them were sent by the Great Taibao to spy on our three brothers! Can't you let me and your big brother save some snacks? ”
This eighth master pretended to be a relative (rè) and put his arms around He Xinding's neck, which looked like a fight between brothers (rè), but in fact, he whispered in his ear.
"Old eight, you're here! Lao Jiu and I were chatting about the fact that we were free all over the world at that time, and we were happy about the rivers and lakes! By the way, when will the pangolin find its way in? This outside (rì) head is poisonous enough! Xiao Qianlong sat on a collapsed beam and pillar in the shadow of the broken wall of the tower (yīn), but he still felt hot, and he put his hand on the pergola to block the scorching sunlight and asked.
When the eighth master heard this, he let go of He Xinding, and didn't forget to kick him, giving him a "don't take an example" look, and then arched his hand to Xiao Qianlong and said: "Sixth brother, the pangolin said, by the afternoon at the latest, we can go in!" After all, he is the only professional among us who knows how to do it, and for the sake of today, we can only wait! After speaking, the eighth master wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead, took a long breath, tore open his neckline, and fanned the wind inside with his hand.
"Isn't a professional dog (pì) a tomb robber? Chickens and dogs steal things, phew, this kind of person, we look down on it the most! Although what we do is a business without capital, we are at least principled, we don't touch red and white happy events, we don't bully the old and weak women and children, we don't build bridges and pave roads, and we never move the good people who are famous! We are moral and principled! But where is this pangolin? Do some dirty deeds of stealing graves and digging graves, digging people's ancestral graves, shameless scum! He Xinding took a sip.
"Lao Jiu, are you itching? What did I tell you about just now? Do you want my brother and me to kick you with a thousand pound legs, you are honest? Just your mouth, it's not much better than the stinky mouth of the old thirteen! In an instant, the eighth master had already silently flown to He Xinding's face door, and kicked it (yù).
"Don't don't, starling, you give the nickname [Linmen Kick], if you talk about kung fu, if you call yourself the second on the rivers and lakes, no one in the world dares to call it the first, Foshan has no shadow feet, thousands of catties of divine leg skills, as well as Shaolin iron legs, iron crotch skills, you have not practiced less, take a kick from you, and the broken phase is light! I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, brother, I have something to say, stay at my feet (qíng)! He Xinding waved his hand again and again and shrank back.
"That's right, there are a few people in the rivers and lakes who haven't heard of my [Kick in the Door] Li Xiaofeng's name! It's a pity that no matter how good this leg is, it is difficult to improve! The last time I tried it, I happened to meet a tomb sect envoy Jade Maiden swordsmanship, specializing in my next three ways, and I was stunned (bī) so that I didn't have a chance to get close (shēn)! Alas~ I haven't seen a few Jin Yong's famous books that dominate the world by relying on leg skills, it's difficult for me! Li Xiaofeng smiled bitterly and put his leg down.
"Don't be discouraged, Lao Ba, isn't this Foshan shadowless foot (tǐng) powerful? I've heard a lot of people blow that Wong Fei Hung! Xiao Qianlong said comfortingly.
"Alas~ It's hard to say! Sixth brother, you haven't been to the [real world], let alone the unlucky Huang Feihong! The reason why he is horizontal is because he is the protagonist, and he lives in a low-martial arts world, just his half bucket of water, it is enough to choke on [Xiaoao Jianghu]! I pondered that after the sixth brother, after you have practiced the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending, the Northern Spiritual Skill and the left and right fighting, let's go to the [Fengyun] world to try our luck, if it really doesn't work, I'd better change to light skills! Li Xiaofeng sighed and said.
"By the way, eighth, you are from the real world, and you have the most ideas and the best brains among our brothers. Tell me what this mummy-world is all about, right? Xiao Qianlong hurriedly moved a position on the fallen beam, and He Xinding stepped forward to brush his sleeve with understanding, and respectfully invited Lin Xiaofeng to sit down and speak. Obviously, this is not the first day of this battle.
Li Xiaofeng was not a guest (tào), arched his hand towards the two brothers, sat down steadily, and then spoke: "Sixth brother, ninth brother, then I will be disrespectful!" ”
"Between brothers, why be polite!" Xiao Qianlong waved his hand and said with a hearty smile.
"That's it, starling, where did you kick me just now?" He Xinding was about to speak, but he immediately received a roll of the eyes of Li Xiaofeng, the Eighth Taibao.
"Actually, it's been some years since the "Mummy" movie was made, and I watched it several years ago, and I can't remember most of it! It is probably said that there was an ancient Egyptian high priest, and the pharaoh's concubine Ansuna had a (jìn) taboo (ài), and was later broken by the pharaoh, in order to prevent the matter (qíng) from being exposed, Immorton should be called Immorton! and his concubine chose to kill people, but was unexpectedly discovered by the pharaoh's guards who rushed to hear the noise. In order to cover him, his concubine had his head chopped up. (shēn) was the high priest of ancient Egypt, who possessed certain divine powers, one of which was to resurrect the dead, and in order to resurrect (ài) people, he took risks and came to the Tower of Hamna, which is here! He took out the Black Sutra of the Dead and planned to perform the resurrection ceremony, but unfortunately the pharaoh's guards came one after another, interrupting his ritual and making him a living mummy! Li Xiaofeng thought slowly while holding his chin.
"That, starling, what do you mean by a mummy?" The Ninth Taibao He Xinding was obviously impatient, and he asked like a monkey scratching his ears and cheeks.
"Mummification was a method of disposing of corpses by the ancient Egyptians, who took out the internal organs of the corpse and wrapped it in strips of cloth, believing that the corpse (shēn) could be preserved for reuse! Immorton was mummified alive, and they also used a vicious punishment called [Insect Eat] on him, pouring a large number of scarab beetles into his coffin! Li Xiaofeng replied with a solemn face.
"Scarabs?"
"Also called dung (qiang, the first sound) and mantis (lang, the second sound), our Celestial Empire is commonly known as the feces shell lang, usually feeding on animal excrement and plant rhizomes! The ancient Egyptians believed that the sun was pushed by a huge invisible, so they called it a scarab! ”
"Can the Necro really resurrect the dead?" Obviously, compared to He Xinding, who has been the eldest brother, Xiao Qianlong, who has been a big brother, cares about something different from them.
"It should be possible! And this is probably the most expensive and most applicable resurrection item in the entire infinite world! It can also be used many times, and in addition to resurrection, it also contains a lot of useful spells! Li Xiaofeng nodded in affirmation.
"I didn't expect there to be such a magical thing in this world! But it's so effective, shouldn't it have been taken away a long time ago? How can it still be here? Although He Xinding, the Ninth Taibao, was reckless, he was not a brainless person, he immediately asked.
"The reason is simple! According to the records of ancient Egyptian mythology, all sinners who encounter [insect devouring], if they are fated to be resurrected and see the sky (rì) again, they will inevitably become immortal and immortal demons, with the power to destroy the heavens and the earth! So this torture is unprecedented, Gaine is too cruel, and the consequences are endless! It's just that this Ishēn was the high priest, but he knew the law and broke the law, did not keep the precepts, first fornicated with Pharaoh's woman, and then murdered Pharaoh. He even broke into the Hamna Tower (jìn), which was really a mortal sin, and he became the first person to suffer [insect devouring] for thousands of years! Li Xiaofeng said eloquently.
"Starling, do you mean that we are about to face a monster that is immortal and immortal, and has the power to destroy the heavens and the earth, which can be called a land immortal? Isn't that deadly? The big Taibao is too ruthless, this is the life of our brothers! He Xinding immediately scolded when he heard this.
At this time, no one had time to scold him, even Xiao Qianlong frowned, and said with a sad face: "Is it really so powerful?" ”
"Actually, it's not true, we don't have to wake up this Immorton and let him continue to sleep with him, let's take the Black Sutra of the Dead and leave, no!" Li Xiaofeng shook his head and said with an unfathomable look.
"I said starling, since this incident (qíng) is so dangerous, why didn't the Great Taibao just use the Soul Restoration Pill given to him by the Governor? I have to let our brothers take this risk! The Ninth Taibao He Xinding muttered dissatisfiedly.
"Haven't you heard? The old thirteen guy went to the zombie world, and I heard that even the bones of people were gnawed by zombies, so he didn't rescue them at all! Whoever eats the Soul Resurrection Pill, you don't use your brain! Li Xiaofeng, the Eighth Taibao, said with a look of disgust that "hatred of iron does not make steel".
"Then let's wait, wait! I'm going to get moldy sooner or later! He Xin Dingyi (pì) sat on a fallen beam.
After the number (rì), the Hamna Tower.
"Three masters! It's done, the pangolins have found their way in! A man with a rifle, a special forces outfit, and sunglasses shouted to the three from afar.
When the three of them heard this, they hurriedly rushed over, only to see that on the second-floor platform of the ruined wall of the Hamna Tower, a hole with a diameter of one meter of a black hole appeared, and on the side was standing a five-short man with a lewd description, who looked no more than one meter six tall, like a dwarf. His face was only the size of a palm, his facial features were tangled together, his yellow hair was sparse, and there was a wisp of rat whiskers on a striking black mole on his face, and he had thief eyebrows and rat eyes, and his face was hateful.
At this time, this obscene little dwarf was looking proud, and when he saw the three Taibao arrive, he showed a bright smile and said in a serious Hebei Baoding accent: "Three masters, the little pangolin has asked the three of you to say goodbye!" ”
"Pangolin, are you sure this hole can lead inside? Why do I look a little hanging? Xiao Qianlong asked with a kind face. There is no way to say that tomb robbery drills holes, this pangolin is indeed an expert, and his own life is in the hands of this goods.
The experience of many years of life has taught us that we should never get along with professionals. Otherwise, you won't know how things (qíng) happened if you are pitted!
The most typical is the renovation and the doctor, if you have a conflict with the renovation workers, they are likely to "accidentally" leave a few bottle caps and stones in the sewer spout of your house. When the time comes, the water will not be smooth, and the water will be flooded with Jinshan, and you will not be able to die, but it can disgust you! Needless to say, doctor, people are the ones who open their mouths on you (shēn) with a knife!
"No problem, don't worry! I don't dare to say anything else about pangolins, but I've been doing this business for more than 20 years! In all these years, I haven't looked away! Don't worry, this, I dare to pack tickets! The pangolin (xiōng) was slapped, and he packed the ticket with a determined face.
"Alright then, pangolin, you go ahead! Old eighth, old ninth, let's protect Yuan Tonggu in! Xiao Qianlong took the torch and beckoned to the two younger brothers.
"By the way, you guys, watch the wind outside! Don't go out of business! Before entering the robbery cave, Xiao Qianlong said to several soldiers with loaded guns.