Chapter 102: Huh? What is the saying in English translation?
After Tianling learned that it was Gonggong Hai who bought the gloves, he was convinced of one thing, that is, the emperor paid close attention to his every word and deed.
Because without the emperor's acquiescence, even the head of the inner house, Gonggong Hai, would not dare to do business in the inner palace.
And Gonggong Hai would not show the emperor the package given to him by Tianling, the only explanation was that his package went directly to the emperor at the beginning.
If this is the case, there is a good chance that the eight princes dug up the foot of the wall may have been instructed by the emperor.
Thinking of this, Tianling suddenly remembered one thing, the emperor paid so much attention to the movements on his side, it was impossible not to know what was happening on Jiang Shan's side, before the eighth prince asked him if he wanted to know who was manipulating all this behind him, which showed that the eighth prince knew that it was Zuo Xiang who was standing behind him, he was the emperor's eyes outside, and he knew that the emperor must also know.
Moreover, judging from the addition of guards after Mishan, it can also be seen that the emperor understands the situation of Tianling.
It's interesting to know it, but let it go.
No matter what reason the emperor turned a blind eye to everything here, the result was to put Tianling and Lord Song in an unsafe situation, and he was just a little eunuch who was not worth mentioning, so what about Lord Song?
Tianling's expression was complicated, Lord Song and himself worked hard for him outside, and he had to deal with his loyalty test, but he persecuted himself and Lord Song with Zuo Xiang? This emperor is too doggy!
Thinking of this, Tianling turned his feet and went to the county guard's mansion, he was going to take Wang Xiping, who was the surveillance, back!
What about who the county guard of Jiangshan County interacted with? His duty is to build official roads, and he has no right to meddle in the affairs of officialdom, even if he can, he will not interfere!
Let the dog emperor have a headache himself!
Tianling carried Wang Xiping back to the house.
"Come on, let me see what the warden has been doing these days." Tianling issued instructions to Wang Xiping.
"Yes, master." Wang Xiping's eyes flashed with a green light, and a picture appeared in front of Tianling.
"Don't look for him, it's good to watch these images as movies." Tianling held Wang Xiping in his hand, looked at the option of whether to choose rename or not appeared on the screen, and said in surprise, "Huh? Do you also have the ability to name your images? ”
"Of course!" Wang Xiping said dissatisfied, "Even the low-level functions that can be realized by those mobile phones in the owner's original world, will a high-end companion robot like me have it?" ”
"Good, you're the highest!" After Tianling smoothed out Wang Xiping's blowing up, he renamed the only two videos in it.
"Since I can't go back to the original world, that image is called eternal memory."
"The county guard is this, let's call it the daily life of the county guard of Jiangshan County."
After entering, the heavenly spirit clicked OK.
Wang Xiping's cat's eyes rolled over, "Master, your level of naming is too inferior." ”
"Talk! Play the video! Tian Ling feigned anger.
"I am a companion robot, and if I want effective companionship, the most important thing I need is to understand each other, and the first step to understanding each other is to communicate, and the most effective way to communicate is through chat······" Before Wang Xiping finished speaking, he was forced to pause by Tianling.
"I don't need to chat if I want to know, I can tell you directly." Tianling patted Wang Xiping's head lightly, "For example, when watching movies, you like to be quiet, remember?" ”
"This is surveillance footage, not a movie." Wang Xiping took everything on the screen, revealing a picture full of folders, "These are movies." ”
Tianling looked at it and was speechless for a long time, "Who set the movie program for you?" ”
"Boss." Wang Xiping pulled the picture down, "These are all the resources he treasures, which are five T's." ”
"Are there any other movies besides this genre?" Heavenly Spirit asked.
"No, it's all about the movie. He went to the theater or watched other types of films in the office, and the previous owner only watched this type of film at home, so he didn't store it. ”
"So your current image library is full of calcium tablets?" Tianling covered his face, and the screen was full of what brokeback mountain and broken sleeves, Wang Xiping's former master, it was really... O man of temperament!
"It's not all, there are also films." Wang Xiping added in a calm tone.
"Ahh What is that? Tian Ling didn't react for a while.
"English to Chinese to prevent being blocked by the health system." Wang Xiping said, and pronounced the standard pronunciation of ABC.
"I think it's the wrong name for you." Tianling said with a serious expression, "You shouldn't be called Wang Xiping, you should be called Wang Xipi." ”
"The master is ridiculous." Wang Xiping actually wagged his tail.
"Don't talk nonsense, quickly release the county guard's surveillance video to see." The Celestial Spirit issued a directive.
"The following is a show of the daily life of the county guard of Jiangshan County." The green numbers in Wang Xiping's cat's eyes began to flow.
The picture in front of Tianling's eyes flashed, and the mansion of the county guard of Jiangshan County clearly came into view.
From far to near, the day of Jiangshan County guard, starting from the first birdsong in the morning, and then changing clothes and washing and eating breakfast under the service of the maids, after breakfast, they will go out to the government office, if the government is fine, they will go back to the house early, drink tea and play chess with their beautiful concubines and listen to small songs, and occasionally go out quietly with other officials to drink flower wine, and the life is delicious.
"I really want Lord Song to see, they are all officials, and they are all members of the imperial court, why is the gap in quality of life so big?" Tianling fast-forwarded to watch the daily life of the county guard, and sighed to Wang Xiping, "The life of the county guard, if you edit it with some text and some music, it can be used as a documentary." ”
"Master, do you mean something like this?" A green light flashed in Wang Xiping's eyes, and the Jiangshan County Guard's Mansion appeared on the screen again.
Only this time, it is no longer a mediocre surveillance video, but there are clips, cutscenes, animations, music, subtitles, and copywriting dubbing!
"This is the most prestigious flower building in Jiangshan County, with beautiful girls and wine ······" Wang Xiping's serious narration, accompanied by the picture of the county guard of Jiangshan County raising his legs and entering the flower building, is surprisingly harmonious.
"This?" Tian Ling was a little surprised, "You can still automatically edit and automatically play with music and narration?" ”
"Of course, these are the basic functions of the companion robot!" Wang Xiping said.
"Didn't you say that if you are bombarded by quantum waves, you can only chat?" The Celestial Spirit asked.
"At that time, the remaining energy was only 0.5 percent, and I could really only chat." Wang Xiping said, "Now that the energy has reached seven percent, many paralyzed basic functions can be restarted!" ”
"What's your basic function?"
"Listen to songs, watch videos, take pictures, play games and other related entertainment functions." Wang Xiping replied decisively and simply.
"Entertainment features?" Tian Ling's jaw dropped in shock, "Aren't you claiming to be a powerful companion robot?" The basic function is something that even my mobile phone and tablet in the world can achieve? ”
"The mystery of companionship is to make the owner happy, and the source of happiness is, of course, entertainment!" Wang Xiping stopped the picture, and compared the two front paws to a flying position, "As long as my energy is enough, the happiness of the master is guarded by me!" ”
Tianling was thundered by Wang Xiping's middle two, and reached out to pinch the back of Wang Xiping's neck, "To answer my question, when you just edited the surveillance video, how did the music in it come from?" ”
"Some of them come with the companion robot system, and some of them are downloaded to the local area by the previous owner." Wang Xiping's paws fluttered, "Of course, if the energy is enough, I can also try to restart the basic arrangement function, maybe I can realize online arrangement." ”
"Understood." Tian Ling nodded to himself, "In other words, you can't update your music library and film library now because you can't connect to the signal and network of the previous world, and you only have some related functions, right?" ”
"Yes, master, if you want to update the inventory, there is only one way, which is to shoot and collect sound through my audio and video recording function, and then edit and dub through my editing function, and finally output imaging, so as to complete the update of the music library and film and television library."
"It's just making movies and making music by yourself."
"Yes, master." Wang Xiping continued, "What kind of effect do you want, just enter the command directly, if you are not satisfied, you can modify it again, as a robot, there is no resentment about redoing and revising this kind of thing." ”
"Forget it, I don't have the talent to be a director." Tianling has a clear understanding of himself, it's okay to watch movies, make movies? Ignorant!
"But······ This feature of yours can do one thing for me. Tianling's smile was extraordinarily bright, "A few days ago, Lord Song came back from the construction site and brought me a few wild grapefruits, which smelled fragrant, but the taste was sour and bitter. ”
"Master, I set it to be a companion robot, and the function should be used for entertainment, and scientific experiments are not within its scope and cannot be used." Wang Xiping replied.
"Can't? I ask you, what is the meaning of accompanying robots? Give the owner joy! Your current owner, I, am extremely happy when I eat delicious food, wild grapefruit tastes sour and bitter, not delicious, unhappy, improve the variety, make it moist and sweet, eat it in the mouth, happy! Tianling began to brainwash Wang Xiping, "You say, this charm doesn't match your setting to accompany the robot?" ”
"In the system verification, the judgment result is returned, the logic is correct, the setting is met, and the execution is allowed."
“······ Aren't you a robot? Can also be brainwashed? Tianling was shocked by Wang Xiping's answer.
"Hahaha, master, you've been deceived! You're all there to play! Wang Xiping jumped onto Tianling's lap with a swish, "My ownership is the master, so the master has the right to use any of my functions, and there is no conflict that does not match the settings." ”
"You're still kidding?" Tianling looked at Wang Xiping incredulously, "Aren't you a robot?" ”
"Intelligent~" Wang Xiping's tail was about to rise to the sky.
"Come here." Tian Ling beckoned at Wang Xiping, "You said that the more energy you have, the more basic functions you can restart, right?" ”
"Yes, master!" Wang Xiping nodded.
"What's your next basic feature?" What is the energy to start? Heavenly Spirit asked.
"Because all the basic function data is not separately distinguished in a data disk, the function that starts after the restart is random, and only after the start does you know what the specific function is. The next restart of the basic function requires 12% more energy. Wang Xiping replied.
"I'm looking forward to your next feature right now, so I've decided to try to recharge your batteries from now on." Tianling looked at Wang Xiping with a smile, "Will you cooperate with me?" ”
"Meow !!" Wang Xiping happily used meow directly, and rubbed around Tianling's legs to flatter.
"Let's get started, then!" Tianling grabbed Wang Xiping, put it in the hollow wheel model made by Lord Song, and then turned the wheel, Wang Xiping was like a treadmill inside, and had to spread his four legs and run.
"When you run, you get heated, and you can complete the self-production and self-charging of thermal energy." Tianling looked at Wang Xiping with a smile, "Come on!" Charge up to 12% of your energy as soon as possible! ”
"Master, no!" Wang Xiping was anxious.
"Why not? The last time you said what form it would become, was it set according to this form? People can get hot when they exercise, and so can cats. Tianling asked rhetorically.
"But I'm not a cat! I don't have a body temperature! Wang Xiping said.
"I've touched it, yes." Tianling looked at Wang Xiping, who was spreading his hooves and slipping in circles in the wheels, with a look of disbelief.
"Master, believe me this time! Really, no kidding this time! The temperature you touch is emitted from the heat energy charged in according to the set demand, and it is used to pretend that I am a real cat! Wang Xiping explained.
"That's right." Tianling stretched out his hand and lifted Wang Xiping out of the wheel, "What is your original material?" ”
"It is an extremely rare and mysterious substance." Wang Xiping replied very seriously.
"What do you think is the difference between that and not answering?" The Heavenly Spirit laughed angrily at this answer.
"The difference is in the attitude!" Wang Xiping's mouth was like a river, "Compared with the doubts and frustration caused by not answering, this answer at least shows that I attach great importance to the master's question, and have thought about it actively and seriously, although there is no reference value for the master's question, but it can slightly alleviate your emotional loss, and in the background data, it can also maintain my record of answering your questions and answers······"
"Let's start recharging!" Tian Ling lifted Wang Xiping, placed him on the table, and then brushed back and forth on him with a soft brush.
"Master, that's not how the hair is combed!" Wang Xiping protested.
The Celestial Spirit pressed it back, "Who said I brushed you?" This is to recharge you! ”
Wang Xiping looked at Tianling with a puzzled face, "Meow meow?" ”
"Don't you know how friction generates heat?" Tianling continued to brush, "Tomorrow I'll ask Lord Song to help me make one that can automatically brush the bristles, so it will save me trouble." ”
Despite Wang Xiping's protests, in the end, he couldn't withstand the winter weather and his thirst for heat, and he stayed in the automatic bristle friction machine made by Lord Song.
The weather is getting colder and colder, and the construction of the official road is becoming more and more difficult, Tianling looked at the gray sky and sighed, it seems that it is going to snow······
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