Chapter 20: Shen Yu and Her Depressed Dog! You wait!
Next to Zhou Xiaoyu's tombstone, Jiang Zhiyuan and Zhang Dapeng burned paper ashes all over the sky, Yuyu took a small wine jug, and you and I drank with Zhou Xiaoyu one bite at a time.
The only accident was that she miscalculated the amount of alcohol in her new body, and Mr. Zhou, who was not drunk with a thousand cups in her previous life, poured a cup in this life, and after a few sips of wine, she came up and planted it on the tombstone, which scared the two of them to think that she was too sad and wanted to follow Zhou Xiaoyu!
Yuyu was carried home by Jiang Zhiyuan again this day, and it was already past dinner time when he woke up, and he missed a good show perfectly.
She quickly took two sips of herbal tea and rice, ran out, went out and turned left into the neighbor's yard, grabbed the fat old man on the recliner under the pomegranate tree and shook it: "Professor Fang, tell me quickly, Xu Meifeng has really entered the hospital?" Did you get a result in the end? Who does the house belong to? ”
Zhou Xiaoyu came back from the funeral, Xu Meifeng and Zhou Shufang's two families finally entered the white heat of the house, when Yuyu was drunk and asleep, the two families developed from quarreling to fighting each other, it is said that in the end Xu Meifeng was pressed on the ground by Zhou Shufang and rubbed, and the person was sent to the hospital and has not yet come out.
Professor Fang - a few days ago, I squatted in the shade of a tree with Yuyu and ate soy milk fritters to watch Shen Yu's nerves and move the neighborhood, yes, this fat old man who laughed like Maitreya Buddha, the heart of gossip is no worse than that of the street aunt, he loves to eat and has a very broken mouth, where there is excitement, where there is him, the gossip center in the courtyard is a veritable professor!
A retired professor of archaeology from the Department of History of Pengcheng University, Mr. Fang is different!
However, Yuyu didn't come to him because of his knowledgeable insights and high morality, but because he could restore the scene for himself.
Professor Fang, no, Professor Fang prefers the neighbors to call him Lao Fang or Uncle Fang, Yuyu is a child in his eyes, and he has to be called Grandpa Fang.
Mr. Zhou will observe his words and colors, and when he saw that the fat old man shook the fan at the wrong frequency, he immediately changed his words: "Grandpa Fang, say it quickly!" I love to hear from you, and you're saying something interesting! ”
This is really not a compliment, Grandpa Fang speaks humorously and has something to say, the most important thing is that you listen to the particularly interesting content, he can also completely restore the facts, and he does not fabricate and add personal conjectures out of thin air, it is really worthy of being engaged in archaeology all his life, and his professional level is very high!
Grandpa Fang ate fish and fish, knowing that this kid was coaxing him to gossip and he was willing to take this hook. Especially a child like Yuyu, who is good-looking and can talk, squatting there like a puppy and looking at you, the old man is happy to tell her that she will not be tired for half a night!
The old man gave Yuyu a live broadcast with his eyebrows, which not only restored the whole process of the quarrel and fight, but also brought his own analysis and comments.
Yuyu thinks that in the future, this old man can consider developing a part-time job in Entertainment Weekly, and he will definitely become a popular entertainment journal!
Yuyu listened to the whole process with relish, and summed it up, that is, Zhou Shufang took her three strong sons to beat the Ma family by force, and Mrs. Ma and Xu Meifeng couldn't beat it, so they lay down and cheated, and they had to lie down and slander others, planning not to earn the house back and not leave the hospital.
Now the two sides have entered a stalemate, Zhou Shufang and they occupy the house where Zhou Xiaoyu used to be the mourning hall, and Xu Meifeng's family guards the other room, and everyone wants to kick the other party out, but now no one can take the other party.
Grandpa Fang's wife, Grandma Fang, sighed, "Who is this house for?" Xiao Yu is gone, I can't tell you at all! ”
Yuyu glanced at Grandpa Fang, and the old man shook the recliner and laughed harmlessly, "Then it depends on who Xiao Yu is willing to give it to!" ”
Yuyu didn't answer, pretending not to understand what he was hinting at. This old man is such an old fox!
She staggered away with her plastic slippers, Xiao Yu didn't say who she wanted to tell first, let them fight for a while.
Even if the house transfer deed in her hand has been completed, she doesn't plan to take it out now, how can there be anything that can be obtained without paying the price?
Moreover, she knows Xu Meifeng too well, if she doesn't let her completely toss away that unwillingness, she will definitely not be able to stop, and in the end, the most likely disaster for her must be the fish fish who took out Zhou Xiaoyu's will, and Zhou Shufang's family got two houses for nothing to block the disaster for her.
The fish and fish kicked and tapped and pulled the slippers to the commissary, the sky was dark blue on the midsummer night, the stars and the half moon were very bright, with the hot air with a strong fragrance of mosquito repellent grass and tuberose, occasionally a night breeze blew, the leaves rustled, and the heart was cool and comfortable on days without air conditioning.
Warm yellow tungsten light bulbs hung outside the commissary, attracting a field of small mosquitoes flying around, and a group of children in shorts and vests smelled of toilet water and talcum powder, noisy like a group of migratory beasts whistling by.
Yuyu was stepped on by a child who didn't know who, and scolded with a smile: "Stinky boy!" "Pat the ash on the instep of your foot and go in and buy a popsicle.
When she came back, she fell in love with this old-fashioned popsicle, ice cubes, milk and a little custard into a large piece, and when she took it out of the freezer and peeled off the cotton paper, there was a cold and sweet smell that came out, which was the taste of summer that had been sleeping in her memory.
Take a bite of the kind of unhurried and unhurried in my heart, eat a good meal and eat a meal, and the taste of living a dull but flavorful life will come out day by day.
Yuyu squatted at the poker table at the entrance of the commissary with half a popsicle to watch a few uncles play poker, and also gave special advice, and the opponent who was defeated by her did not wait to see her, and noisily asked her to hurry home, "Your mother told you to go home and sleep!" ”
Yuyu didn't move at all, and moved over with a smile to give the old man on the other side a move, this time the original one didn't want to see her.
Yuyu was enjoying herself around the card stand, and she was having fun, when she suddenly saw the eyes and mouth of the old man on the opposite side who had just been extinguished opened into three circles together, and the few hairs left in his head were about to stand up!
Yuyu was startled, she won't be angry with high blood pressure, right?!
Then she felt that her body sank suddenly, and the whole person was overwhelmed by a huge object that was hot and coaxed, and she was directly pressed into a personal cake and lay on the ground!
The sound of gasping in her ears brought heat to her, followed by the noisy yelling of the chairs around her and the table overturned, and everyone changed their voices.
The fish that was pressed by Mount Tai was stunned for several seconds before he reacted, what happened? She was attacked by a bear?!
There was a commotion around, shouting and running quickly, asking people to copy the guy to save people, and quickly running to the public phone of the commissary to call the police station, and a few aunts cried and shouted: "Zhang Guihua? Hurry up and find Zhang Guihua! Her grandson let the dog eat it! ”
God and his horse let the dog eat it! Yuyu was so easy to catch her breath, she couldn't count on rescue at all, she could only save herself, she tried to lift the thing that was pressing on herself, but unfortunately that guy was hot and fluffy and dead, and he couldn't move at all!
Not only can't she move, but that guy is also licking her wildly! In less than a minute, the back of her head was already licked wet!
This familiar operation and touch made Yuyu finally remember, she must have crossed over at the wrong time, and Shen Yu was born with a mismatch, even his dog can be a scourge for her alone!
Eager to save the back of his head, in order not to be licked, Yuyu could only use his mental power again, attach it to the popsicle in his hand, and then throw it out with all his might.
The big dog hesitated for a moment, and was in a great dilemma between continuing to lick the fish and chasing the popsicles, neither of which was willing to give up, and was so anxious that he whined.
But fortunately, the fish had a lot of mental power attached to the popsicle, and the big dog finally ran away at the popsicle.
Yuyu hurriedly got up from the ground, his legs were so weak that he stumbled a little, and he didn't even have time to put on one of the flying shoes, so he ran home!
The big dog behind him saw that the fish ran away with a popsicle in his mouth, his ears swished up, and his short tail as thick and hard as a rolling stick collapsed into a line, and he chased after him with his eyes glared!
The frightened neighbors also chased after him, and a team quickly pulled up behind Yuyu, noisy and lively as the National Games!
Yuyu's other slipper also ran away, shouting as he ran wildly, "What are you running with me?" Hurry up and find Shen Yu! He raised this dog! ”
Shen Yu and his depressed dog, you wait! Grandma and grandma are not finished with you!