331. Bad uncle
"That's right, you're smart."
Yuan Pengfei admired the little girl's imagination very much, and he might not dare to think so.
"That's cool!"
The two words that Matilda spit out made him treat him even more differently, worthy of being a rebellious girl, and the three views are like this.
?β Do you kill everyone? β
"Don't kill women and children, that's the rule. Of course, there are killers who don't follow the rules, and there are all kinds of people. β
Yuan Pengfei shrugged his shoulders and said very helplessly. There is never a shortage of rule-breaking scum in any industry, and so is this line of work.
"How much does it cost to ask someone to deal with the scum who killed my brother?" Matilda asked seriously.
"If it's me, five thousand yuan a head." Yuan Pengfei stretched out a palm, and then turned it again: "That is the previous price, I am planning to double it, 10,000 yuan per head."
You should also understand that the risk of this line is a bit high, and the return should be higher. β
The exaggerated numbers really scared Matilda, who knew that her father had secretly hidden a lot of money, like $10,000, maybe $20,000.
But that's basically all his father's savings, not enough to buy the scumbag's heads.
The little girl was a little naΓ―ve and a little bold, and bargained with a killer: "That's it, I'll work for you." In exchange, you taught me how to be a killer, what do you think? β
Yuan Pengfei stared at her and didn't speak.
Matilda hurriedly explained: "I'll help you clean up your room, I'll help you buy things, and even help you do your laundry, is it a deal?" β
"No, you haven't thought about it, today's events are enough for you, rest first, and talk about it tomorrow." Yuan Pengfei still didn't give her a clear answer.
After arranging the little girl to rest in the bedroom and saying goodnight to each other, he returned to the chair he had used to rest, and fell into thought.
Matilda's desire is to avenge his brother, not to be a killer. Her healthy upbringing should not be immersed in killing.
Be a killer, forget it.
In the early morning of the next day, Yuan Pengfei sat at the dining table early, wiped the gold bars born in the cornucopia, and muttered in his mouth: dig a pit, bury some soil, and count one, two, three, four, five. Plant one, double it, in fact, this thing is also simple.
Counting gold bars every day is one of his few hobbies.
"Hi, morning!"
"Morning!"
In response, he couldn't help but smile when he saw Matilda's appearance.
Matilda originally combed a small watermelon head, but when she woke up, her hair exploded, and she was a little lion.
It's a pity that it's not blonde, otherwise it would be called the Golden Retriever Lion King.
She picked up a carton of milk from the refrigerator and sat opposite Yuan Pengfei generously, not forgetting yesterday's incident: "The killer is also called a cleaner, right?" β
"Yes and no." Yuan Pengfei scratched his scalp and thought about it before saying: "I think a killer is a tool, and I won't ask the reason for the killing, even if it's a good person, I will kill it correctly."
And the cleaners, who only remove the real social garbage, do not kill women and children, let alone good people. β
"Then I decided to be a cleaner." Matilda said very seriously.
Last night, she didn't sleep well.
Although she hated her original family very much, the loss of family relatives also meant that she lost her protection.
Is it to go to an orphanage, or to wander alone.
After thinking about it, relying on this only uncle who was willing to help her was her only choice.
And by choosing the profession of a cleaner, she will be able to avenge her brother.
Yuan Pengfei was happy, opened the suitcase on the side, picked out a pistol casually, and even pushed the two gold bars in his hand to her.
"If you want to be a cleaner, then this is my goodbye gift to you, go clean up, how to clean up.
Don't follow me anyway, I'm working alone, understand? β
"Male and female thieves don't work alone, and Doom Crazy Flower doesn't act alone, they're the best."
Matilda tried to convince him, for example, but he didn't buy it.
"Matilda, cleaner is not a fun profession, so let's recommend another profession to you, be a good student, and go to school obediently."
This age is not the age to break into society. Honestly studying in school is better than doing anything.
And he can save snacks and do something he likes.
It's just that Matilda didn't buy his account, and stubbornly said: "I've been absent from school for two weeks, the school has expelled me, and it's not good to go to school, I just want to be a cleaner, which is very cool." β
Yuan Pengfei covered his forehead, he already had some sympathy for Matilda's father, this girl is still a stubborn guy.
"Matilda, why are you doing this to me? I've always been nice to you, and I saved your life at the door yesterday. β
"That's right, so now you're responsible, and you must have saved me for a reason. If you drive me away now, it means that you didn't open the door yesterday and let me die in the hallway.
But you opened the door, so you are obligated to be responsible for me. β
This set of Laipi's theories shocked Yuan Pengfei. He didn't know how Matilda said it, he couldn't say it anyway.
"Matilda, I admire your guts, but you're just a little girl, forget it about being a cleaner with me, you can be a cleaner who cleans up the house, think about it."
What else did Matilda say, Yuan Pengfei directly blocked her: "You have no other choice, or I will send you to school." β
"Okay, deal!" Matilda dejectedly agreed.
The two high-fived and swore an oath, and Yuan Pengfei immediately gave the first instruction: "Put the flower pot on the balcony and water it by the way." β
"Bad uncle, you have a plan!" Matilda muttered and snorted unhappily, but she honestly took the flower pot, she didn't want to go to school.
However, household cleaners are not easy to do.
"Matilda, it's time to mop the floor."
"Matilda, wash all the sheets and clothes."
Yuan Pengfei took pleasure in conducting, and he conducted her all morning, making her dizzy. The angry Matilda scolded: "Bad uncle, you're not finished!" β
"Hey, there's no such thing as a simple thing. But for your sake, after doing this little work, let's go out for a big dinner at noon. β
He knew very well the strategy of beating a stick to give a sweet date, and as soon as he said this, the little dissatisfaction in Matilda's heart dissipated a lot.
Under the mobilization of the carrot of the big meal, Matilda exploded with great enthusiasm, and the movements of her hands were much faster, and she managed to finish the morning's workload ahead of schedule.