A table of fish is cold, the two of them haven't finished arguing yet, the key is that the quarrel is completely confusing, the logic is chaotic and there is no point at all, the preface does not match the afterword, and the other party can continue to quarrel seamlessly, and elementary school students don't have such a quarrel.

The two of them were still arguing vigorously, and they were both angry enough with themselves.

In the end, Sister Zhao, the nurse who finally came back from shopping and was on duty at night, couldn't listen to it, Sister Zhao had a short staff, and just used Shen Yu's foreign exchange coupons to buy lipstick and a new skirt, so she had to persuade Yuyu: "He hasn't eaten since he had stomach cramps, and he is likely to relapse and faint again when he is emotional!" ”

Yuyu didn't dare to make noise, and looked at the table of fish that was messed up by Shen Yu, "It's amazing to be sick, you eat first!" ”

Shen Yu had already quarreled so much that his IQ had dropped, and the desire to win and lose overshadowed everything, and his mind was at the level of the third grade of primary school, and it was absolutely impossible to get any higher, and he didn't hear that Yuyu had the intention of a truce with him, so he immediately pushed back, "You said you would eat when you talked?" I won't eat it! ”

Yuyu: Why don't you starve to death you dog-beep thing!

Yuyu took out a hundred yuan and handed it to Donald: "If he doesn't eat me, I will eat!" I haven't eaten dinner yet! Just eat this millet porridge, and then ask for a drawer of milky steamed buns and a drawer of vegetarian three fresh buns, and pick a few things for side dishes that are easy to digest. ”

Friendship Hotel: Can anyone order takeout? People only serve foreign guests and returned overseas Chinese, and they are forced to be high in this era! But since Shen Yu was able to order takeout just now, Donald will definitely be able to call it now.

Yuyu glanced at Shen Yu, who was still vigorously preparing to continue arguing with him, and wrote down the account for him first. You are sick now, you are an ancestor, wait for you to get better!

Shen Yu didn't hear that the things that Yuyu called were all taking care of him, a stomach patient, not only was it easy to digest, but the buns were salty and sweet, and he stared at Yuyu's money: "This is what I gave you, give it back to me!" ”

Yuyu: "Give it to me is mine, you can't care if I buy buns to feed the dogs!" ”

Shen Yu: I suddenly realized that I was the dog that Yuyu had just bought a bun to feed......

Shen Yu opened his mouth and stammered, almost not angry!

Quarrel Shen Yu is really not an opponent of Yuyu, his habitual routine is to crush the other party into scum in terms of identity, money, IQ, knowledge, etc. before the quarrel, and when it comes to the real quarrel, he already has an absolute advantage, the scene is that he is alone with cruel words and poisonous tongue attacks, and there is no possibility of the two of them quarreling face-to-face.

Of course, he is not afraid of someone arguing with him, after all, his mouth is full of poisonous tongues, and ordinary people can't stand his kind of stupidity, and he is completely high-minded and unpopular, and he can make people angry with a word.

But in Yuyu, Shen Yu is only left to quarrel and quarrel, Yuyu says that he has to go back, regardless of whether there is logic or not, anyway, go back first!

I really can't go back, such as now, Shen Yu will do it!

Victory and defeat overshadowed everything, Shen Yu directly dragged Yuyu over, fixed Yuyu's two hands behind his back, the child was completely held in his arms, and the other hand went to take Yuyu's pocket, like a bandit, and felt that he was quite proud of his savagery, "My money, I said I would get it back!" ”

Yuyu's whole person fell into Shen Yu's arms, his face was directly slammed into his chest, his nose was sore, and he was so angry that he almost bit him!

Shen Yu took out everything in Yuyu's pocket arrogantly, didn't even leave people's handkerchiefs and a few pieces of change, and directly put them in his pocket, and didn't let go of her after the search, and raised his eyebrows proudly at Donald, who was already stupid: "It's called steamed buns and porridge, cold dishes, and that, milky steamed buns." ”

Then he pulled the fish that was held in his arms, and pulled her already upright hair even more messy, "I want to feed the dog!" ”

Donald shook Parkinson's hand: "Shen! You let it go first! You...... Zhao! Prepare anti-allergy medication, prepare first aid ......"

Sister Zhao made the most reliable judgment based on her nearly 20 years of experience as a nurse and the adaptability of raising two Tao boys: "I went to buy steamed buns." "What to save! I've known Shen Yu for three years, and I've never seen him so good!

Allergies, what allergies, is he going to be allergic? I almost didn't crush someone, and I carried it closely!

Shen Yu saw that Sister Zhao was leaving, raised her hand and gestured to say something but didn't say it, the smart and eye-catching Sister Zhao said very well: "I want millet porridge, vegetarian three fresh buns, side dishes that are easy to digest, and milky steamed buns." ”

Shen Yu was satisfied, and felt that Sister Zhao was really rare to be able to understand people's words, so she happily put her raised hand back on Yuyu's head, and pulled them twice.

This pull pulled out the child's face that hit him on the chest, and he was stunned for a moment, his hand froze there twice, and he didn't lift it, "Hey! What are you crying about! Isn't it just a few hundred dollars? Are you concerned? ”

Yuyu: Cry your uncle! My aunt's nose is about to collapse!

I have to say that Shen Yu's brain circuit is really different from ordinary people, this situation is that a person has to let go of the person first, he doesn't, he pulls it tighter, and presses the person into his arms again: "Hey! Don't cry! Don't cry! Did you hear that? Don't cry! ”

Yuyu couldn't help kicking him: "Shut up!" Let go! ”

Donald looked at the shoe print on Shen Yu's clothes and was shocked, he was afraid that Shen Yu would be in a hurry and directly pinch the fish to death. They have known each other for more than ten years, and Shen Yu has never participated in any group confrontational sports activities, just because others will touch him, and someone accidentally threw a basketball at him in middle school, and he directly smashed people into pigs' heads with the ball!

He never thought that someone would dare to print a shoe print on Shen Yu's body, it would kill someone!

But obviously, now in Shen Yu, what is more important than the shoe print on the trouser leg is the tears that can't fall from Yuyu's eyes, "You! Don't cry! I'll give you the money! It's all for you! Double! Don't cry! ”

For the first time in his life, Yuyu used tears to earn money, and he really lived for a long time and could encounter any strange thing. But her nose was sore and she couldn't control it, and her tears were crackling.

Shen Yu was so anxious that he pressed the child into his arms, "Add another thousand to you!" Two thousand! Don't cry! ”

Yuyu forgot to resist: Do you rich people apologize like this?

Shen Yu: "How much do you say?" You can say as much as you want! Don't cry! ”

Yuyu snorted and laughed, why didn't she meet Shen Yu in her last life? If you meet him, you will definitely kill him!

Shen Yu was dumbfounded when he looked at the tears that fell from the child in his arms with his bent eyes, looking at people motionless like a fool, Yuyu quickly broke free while he was stunned, wiped two handfuls of tears and went out to wash his face.

Shen Yu found that Yuyu ran away and subconsciously wanted to drag the person back into his arms, but the person was dragged, and the eyes of the fish and fish still had a thick water vapor before he reacted, and the domineering energy of the bandits just now disappeared at once, and he began to be embarrassed after realizing it.

But the hand holding the fish just doesn't let go.

Yuyu was still angry, his eyes were round: "Why are you ......?"

Shen Yu didn't lose the battle, and stiffly argued back: "Are you blind?" There is a bathroom in the room, what are you running outside? If the public restroom is dirty, you can go! ”

Yuyu gave up arguing with this dog, her nose hadn't eased up, she was uncomfortable talking, she shook off his hand and went to the bathroom to wash her face.

Shen Yu was thrown away and was not honest, he followed others step by step, leaned against the door of the bathroom and continued to unilaterally quarrel and attack: "If you cry when you are so big, you will cry, and you will lose the dead!" You're a golden bean, a hundred yuan, and I have to count the money! ”

"Tell you, this trick will not work well in the future, and I dare to cry and deduct your money!"

"Hey! Didn't the money give you? What more do you want? Speak! Don't talk anymore and deduct money! ”

……

Yuyu: "You're dead!" Can you shut up! ”

As soon as Yuyu was depressed, he immediately came to his senses, and he didn't lean against the door frame, straightened up and shouted back: "Do you want money?" ”

Yuyu: "Give the money now!" ”

Shen Yu: "I don't have any money, I'll buy buns and feed the puppies later!" ”

Yuyu: "Learn from me to speak a thousand!" ”

Shen Yu: "Lao Tzu is rich!" Learn! ”

Yuyu: "Shen Yu is a dog!" You learn! Don't learn you're a dog! ”

Shen Dog Yu: ......

……

Donald shuffled his legs onto the couch, exhausted, and had given up listening carefully to what the two of them were arguing about. On this day, he listened to people quarreling and listened to his heart haggard, and he had already begun to doubt life.

As for whether the two people in the bathroom quarreled or fought, he was not nervous at all.

What's there to be nervous about, I haven't eaten a bite of anything for a few days, it's like eating a thousand-year-old ginseng, and I can still quarrel for three more days and three nights with this posture!

As for worrying about Yuyu being beaten to death by Shen Yu, it is even more needless, this kid's mouth can tell people to die, and no one has to worry about him!

Shen Yu chased after Yuyu with a hundred times more energy, chased him out of the bathroom, sat on the sofa and continued to argue, until Sister Zhao came over again with the two young men from the Friendship Hotel and laid out the food they ordered.

After setting up, Shen Yu sat down like an uncle, smacking his lips at Yuyu and calling a puppy: "Tut-tut!" Come and eat! ”

Yuyu ignored him, and took a big bite of the big pancake that Sister Zhao bought for her.

Shen Yu jumped up angrily and lost his temper at Sister Zhao: "Who asked you to buy him this kind of thing?" ”

Yuyu covered his mouth full of pancakes and whined back: "I'm like (let)!" When Sister Zhao left, she secretly gestured to Sister Zhao, and knew that Shen Yu's dog thing would definitely not stop when eating, so she didn't sit with him to eat!

Shen Yu pointed at Yuyu, and his chest rose and fell angrily: "You come over to me!" You gave me something you called and you ate it clean! ”

The fish clicked and chewed a large mouthful of pancakes, chewing them fragrantly, swallowing them and ignoring Shen Yu, and asked Donald: "Where do I sleep at night?" Find me a ward, I'm going back, watching him eat with a stomachache. ”

Shen Yu dropped his chopsticks: "Don't give it to him!" Let him sleep in the hallway! ”

Yuyu stuffed a mouthful of big pancakes in his mouth, puffed out his cheeks, and walked out. How old is she, so she doesn't get angry with him, and he can't eat this table of food if she quarrels anymore, and it has to be cold!

Shen Yu didn't understand Yuyu's kindness at all, seeing that she was really leaving, she wanted to drag her back and was afraid that she would cry for bullying again, so she scared her inwardly: "If you dare to go out of this door, I will ......"

Yuyu had already walked to the door, put his hand on the doorknob, and looked back at him while clicking and munching on the pancake: How are you?

Shen Yu looked at Yuyu's hand on the doorknob and took a deep breath: "I'll ...... No more meals! ”

Fish Fish: ...... Oops! It's going to you!

Sister Zhao: ...... I look at a lively face.

Donald:...... Cover your face, mom I want to be quiet.