Chapter 296: Brain Dead Powder Everywhere (2)
After the song "Love You for 10,000 Years" ended, the zombies became more obsessed, and none of them ran around in the rain.
At this time, the wind and rain are much less than before. Lin Zaishan knew that when the time came, he motioned for Xiao Gang and Da Fan to continue singing other love-themed songs, and he turned on the communicator and ordered: "Attention of all units: After my personal experiment, the corpse group has been temporarily controlled by Xiao Gang and Da Fan's music abilities, you should hurry up and take samples." Don't make loud noises, move lightly, and don't attack when sampling, so as not to wake up zombies. I repeat again, immediately take samples in the rain, and can't wake up the zombies! β
The personnel of each unit were ordered to be dispatched immediately, and they were surprised to find that the corpses had been submissive without violence, and the sampling work had gone surprisingly smoothly. The remaining samples were completed in less than an hour, and the blood and tissue samples were immediately sent to the technical processing team.
"It turns out that Lin Zaishan is really singing to control the corpses, although it has achieved a tactical effect, but some Xiao Da beauties are probably going to be disappointed." Wen Ying teased while eating small cookies.
"I'm not as naΓ―ve as you underage girls." Xiao Sa fought back, "Mengmeng, let's go, let's go to the underground library to practice singing." β
Xu Yuxin said: "Wait, let's go together." β
"Mrs. Xu, aren't you an ascetic goddess, you have never participated in entertainment activities, why are you so interested today?"
"We have to invent our own song to appease the zombies as soon as possible, or we'll have to listen to the songs of those artists in the rain every day."
"yes, that's a serious problem." Xiao Sa learned Lin Zaishan's tone and said: "Attention of all units: in order to keep each of our ears from being polluted, everyone hurry up and work overtime to sing!" β
The beautiful girls immediately let out a cheer.
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Lin Zaishan returned to the control center and consulted with Zhiyangyang.
"Captain, you're singing well. Did that zombie sister give you a kiss? β
"Zhiyangyang, your question reminds me, did we notice the gender distribution when we chose zombies?"
Zhiyang Yang ordered: "Master Lin, count the gender distribution of zombies." β
Soon the data was displayed on the screen: 64% male zombies and 36% female zombies.
"It's okay." Lin Zaishan said, "Although it is not a random sampling, the sample should be representative. β
"Captain, are you going to talk about using music to pacify the corpses?"
"Yes, yes, every day we have to subdue the target zombie and avoid and defeat other unrelated zombies before we can carry out the sampling, which is too dangerous; What's more, more corpses will arrive at the test site in the future. At the moment, the safest way I can think of is to use the musical ability to appease the zombies, and fortunately it is a rain performance made by the impulse of Xiao Gang and Dafan. β
"Captain, if we install some amplifier equipment in every corner, and then play the songs they sing 24 hours a day, we can definitely withstand the strength of hundreds of people."
"Yes, that's what I intended. Lin Fuzi, draw up a distribution map of the sound and try to ensure that the music achieves the maximum effect! β
Lin Zaishan glanced at the distribution map a few times, activated the communication of the whole group, and ordered: "Attention to all units: Please look for all kinds of amplifier equipment in the building where you are stationed, and the rest of this afternoon will be used to install these equipment to provide hardware support for the implementation of the plan to pacify the corpses through music." β
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The whole afternoon was spent in a busy one. At around 17 o'clock, the power amplifier equipment was finally installed in place, and the music played by Xiaogang and Dafan played by the combination of Xiaogang and Dafan sounded everywhere in the test site at the same time. Lin Fuzi had already recorded their previous performances, and the two didn't need to continue performing in real time.
Listening to his music echoing everywhere, looking at the zombie brains all over the ground, Xiaogang and Dafan hugged each other happily.
"Dear, we finally had our first grand concert!"
"Yes, we conquered all the spectators in the entire test site with our wonderful performances, and even the zombies were fascinated by us."
"Dear, we have become miracle artists, maybe we all have our own fans."
"Yes, we want to make persistent efforts to reach the next level and become a unique and unparalleled music legend!"
"Yay!"
The two were hugging excitedly, and the swan Xiaobai flew over their heads, and also pulled a large lump of wet and smelly poop weighing nearly 10 kilograms, and poured it on Xiaogang and Dafan accurately.
The two screamed and were smashed to the ground.
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In Song Chanjuan's temporary consultation room in the Business Center Building, Lin Zaishan looked at Xiao Gang and Dafan who were lying unconscious on the bed, and asked, "Doctor Song, the two of them are not in danger of life, right?" β
"No, it's just overtired, and it's definitely okay to sleep for a while."
"The two of them are national treasures, and they must not be allowed to have an accident."
"Captain Lin, don't worry, they are very hard-hitting, they want to 'love you for 10,000 years', I think even if the earth is destroyed, they may not be fine." Song Chanjuan then teased, "Captain Lin's singing is good." It's a pity that your two super beauties were not there. β
"It doesn't matter if they're not there, as long as Dr. Song is there." Lin Zaishan said in the wind.
Song Chanjuan stared at Lin Zaishan beautifully, like a cat admiring a mouse, and after a while.
Lin Zaishan was stared at and asked, "Doctor Song, you don't want to pick my kidney, do you?" β
"Fool, how can I give up?" Dr. Song laughed coquettishly, "I just want to do another simple, crude medical experiment." β
"Okay, I'm sure the boys will like it."
"The first step in the trial is to take your blood and inject it into me." Song Chanjuan started on the spot as she spoke, and skillfully completed the operation.
"How can your blood give people a hot feeling?" Song Chanjuan exclaimed, and then her body shook violently, and then began to convulse continuously, and it took a while to calm down. Her face was flushed, and she said in surprise: "Hey, it seems that your blood is like a stimulant to me, making people feel refreshed and energized." β
"You're not addicted, are you?" Lin Zaishan asked worriedly, "I warn you, if you are addicted, I will not be stupid to give you blood transfusions every day, and I will save my life." β
"Look at your timid and selfish appearance, how can you look a little like a man?" Song Chanjuan pretended to be angry and said, "Okay, I'll give you back another 200 ml of blood." β
"No need."
"This is the second step in my experiment." Song Chanjuan didn't care whether Lin Zaishan was willing or not, and directly started to inject him with her own blood.
"I'm thrash! Dr. Song, why does your blood taste like green tea? β
"You're not trying to imply that I'm a 'green tea,' are you?"
"How so? You are a living bodhisattva in my eyes, and I will never allow anyone to be disrespectful to you. β
"How do you feel right now?"
"Hot, sore, and I feel like I'm steaming. Doctor Song, my wife hasn't married yet, and if she dies, you have to give me incense. β
"How so?" Song Chanjuan was a little worried, "Do you want to try to mobilize your qi to adjust it?" β
When Lin Zaishan heard this, he immediately calmed down, mobilized his aura, and began to practice boxing. He deliberately activates the state of meditation and combines meditation with boxing exercises.
After he returned to the real-time state after 12 times of his 36-style boxing technique, it was only a short time later, and Lin Zaishan found that the burning sensation, soreness and other uncomfortable feelings on his body had been eliminated, and his whole body was like a new life, and he felt uncomfortable everywhere.
"Hey, how do I feel like my skin is getting better?" Lin Zaishan asked strangely as he looked at the old scar that disappeared on his arm.
Song Chanjuan looked him up and down and said, "That's it!" You feel like I'm years younger now. If you don't believe it, look in the mirror. β
Lin Zaishan looked at the heroic and tender figure in the mirror, and said with disdain: "Who is this guy?" Why do I look so bad? β
"You're not going to be 'two' to the point where you don't even know yourself, are you?"
"Am I much more mature than him? Which onion is he? β
Song Chanjuan stared at Lin Zaishan for a few more seconds, reached out and stroked his forehead, suspecting that his brain was burned by his own blood.
Lin Zaishan suddenly laughed and said, "Doctor Song, I was pretending to be stupid to lie to you just now. β
Song Chanjuan covered her heart and breathed a sigh of relief, "Are you sure you haven't become stupid?" β
"Don't worry, I'm as good as a monkey now."
"That's good, you go back quickly, I hope Ye Jingying and He Annie can still treat you as original imports when they come back."
Lin Zaishan immediately went back to his room triumphantly and energetically.
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He had just walked a few steps when Xu Yuxin asked for a call.
"Captain Lin, our Lyra Beautiful Girl Group has just created a song, and I want to test whether it has the effect of appeasing zombies, and I hope to get your support."
"Okay, how are you going to experiment?"
"To be on the safe side, we want to attract a small number of zombies to the underground stacks of the bookstore, and ask you and a few companions to come and witness it."
"No problem, I'll bring someone over now."
Lin Zaishan immediately contacted Zhiyangyang, Gao Dawei, Qin Huanchang, Wang Ziqiang, Brother Qiang and Luo Weiming. Hearing that Lyra Pretty Girl is going to perform and sing, Zhiyangyang's little heart can hear the sound of "plopping" through the communication network, "Captain, I'm going to go over no matter what." β
"Of course, how can this kind of good thing be without your wisdom."
Ten minutes later, everyone gathered in the underground bookstore where Lyra Bishoujo was stationed. Xu Yuxin and other five beautiful girls have already taken the violin, erhu, recorder and other musical instruments. As soon as Zhiyang Yang saw Su Ya holding a recorder, he hurriedly went over and offered the chocolates he had finally scavenged. Su Ya unceremoniously accepted the chocolate, waved her hand and said, "You go out of the way, don't hinder me from playing." β
Xiao Sa asked, "Ladies and gentlemen, are you all ready?" β
Everyone nodded desperately.
Xiao Sa said: "We are going to perform the original song "You Are So Stupid". Captain Lin, after the prelude sounds, you have worked hard to open the door of the next room, and there are more than a dozen low-level zombies inside. Let me start by saying that if you like to enjoy the whole song, don't disturb us, and certainly don't let the zombies mess with it. β
"Okay."
The instrument in Xiao Sa's hand was the violin, and she gently played the strings to test the sound, and everyone fell silent.
Then the music played, Lin Zaishan opened the door of the next room, and more than a dozen low-level zombies swarmed in.
The beautiful and cheerful melody instantly attracted everyone's attention, and the zombies who were still menacing just now also quieted down.
Seeing that the song works against zombies, the Lyra girls play even more vigorously.
After the prelude, Moe Moe began to sing.
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The rain fell gently
The wind was blowing slowly
You send flowers in the wind and rain
You're so stupid
I want an umbrella, not a flower
Hands are cold
Feet freeze and freeze
You bring honey in the cold
You're so stupid
I want fire, not sugar
The moon is far away
The road is winding and long
You send the lights in the roughs
You're so stupid
I want a car, not a light
Cry for you, laugh for you
Sing for you, sing for you
You're so stupid that you're confused
You're so stupid that you're crazy
You're so stupid
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The music, singing, figure, and appearance of the beautiful girl of Tianqin all have a strong charm, and the audience except for Qin Huanchang is all drunk and confused.
Qin Huanchang looked around left and right, and secretly screamed "Hell", she gently pulled the corner of Lalin's clothes in the mountain, and the latter woke up like a dream, and asked softly: "Officer Qin, what's the matter?" β
"Are you stinky men all hooked?"
"Well, it's normal, their performances are too charming."
"I'll go, a herd of livestock!"
At the end of the song, the rest of the crowd and zombies were still immersed in the beautiful song.
"Captain Lin, how was our performance? Comment on it, right? Xu Yuxin asked.
"Wonderful, unbeatable!" Lin Zaishan replied.
"What do the others think?"
"I'm so stupid, I won't send candy in the future, I'm going to send the stove instead." Zhi Yang replied.
"I'm so stupid, I'm going to send the car to Sister Police Flower in the future." As soon as Gao Dawei finished speaking, he was slapped by Qin Huanchang.
"Captain Lin, it seems that our song also has the effect of pacifying zombies, right?"
"Yes, it's what we all saw with our own eyes."
"Then can we play our own songs in the area where we are stationed?"
"Absolutely!" Lin Zaishan replied, "But for the sake of prudence, it is better to cooperate with battle-tested songs such as "All the Way Forward". β
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As soon as Lin Zaishan arrived at the Business Center Building, he listened to "You Are So Stupid" played by the bookstore to Tianqin Beautiful Girl on the stereo, and immediately felt excited, almost in a state of obsession.
"This Lyra beautiful girl is amazing." Lin Zaishan exclaimed, he suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly ordered Lin Fuzi: "Hurry up and switch to the surveillance screen around the bookstore!" β
Soon the picture came, and he saw that the zombies around the bookstore were all silent and intoxicated, and Lin Zaishan was relieved. He was about to put away the screen when he noticed a zombie moving wildly. Lin Fuzi immediately zoomed in on the picture, and Lin Zaishan could see clearly that this was a female zombie.
"Master Lin, switch to other screens!"
In all the frames, the male zombies are silent, while the female zombies are all berserk.
"Oh my God, it turns out that this song by Lyra Sailor only works for men. No wonder Qin Huanchang didn't do anything during the performance just now. Oops, oh no, Lyra Pretty Girl is going to be besieged by female zombies right now! Who made them turn other people's male zombie friends into brainless fans! β