The whole was depressed and smoked!

Zhou Yuyu is really strange, such a hateful thing, how did he survive until now? It shouldn't be! Normally, someone would have broken their legs a long time ago!

Zhou Yuyu was not the only one who wanted to break Shen Yuyu's legs, but everyone knew that he could indeed do such a thing as blowing up the toilet for half a month.

And this immoral thing doesn't even give people time to buffer their emotions and accept the facts, and pretends to raise their wrists to look at their watches, "If you want to draw lots, forget it, I'll stay here for five minutes at most, it's too stinky, and it hurts my brain!" ”

Zhou Yuyu kneaded half of the fritters in his hand into a solid dough, grandma's! Who did the stink? Do you know how much sin you have done with that? My aunt's funeral was mixed with scum!

This vendetta must be remembered! You wait!

However, Shen Yu's threat was really useful, and the trade union cadres and the people from the neighborhood committee coordinated with it, and finally everyone had accepted the conditions of moving out of the three families for everyone to live in peace, that is, there was a disagreement on how to determine the candidate.

Some people do not agree to the lot, the possibility of black-box operation is too great, everyone does not trust anyone, and some people may not accept the results.

According to the length of service, it is even more noisy, and the most seniors and the least almost fight.

Why don't you move the yard next door? After saving it, Shen Yu had nothing to do to come to see the house, which made people panic! This proposal led directly to a nearly bloody fight.

Seeing that the mutual assault was about to turn into a group fight, Shen Yu turned around and pressed the horn of the car like a train horn, and kept pressing it for at least two minutes.

Shen Yu raised his eyebrows, he is tall, and he is used to looking down on people, but now he is even more excessive, and he personally interprets what it means to look at people with nostrils, "It's not okay, just let me make an idea, Director Zhang, Director Ma, Director Zhao, what do you say?" ”

Of course, the housing management office, the neighborhood committee and the factory trade union have no opinion, and they can't be happy that Shen Yuken is willing to carry this hateful pot!

Shen Yu's face was covered behind a big mask, revealing only a pair of cold and impatient eyes: "I'm not afraid of offending people, so let's do it, I'll order some soldiers and generals, and I will move whoever I want." ”

It's not a discussion, but a tone that's settled.

Everyone was stunned, Zhou Yuyu was glad that she was so angry that she couldn't eat it, or she was sure that a mouthful of soy milk would squirt out!

Yesterday, I saw a few five or six-year-old dolls playing in the courtyard, and the children who grew up to seven or eight years old were too naïve to play. It should be a children's song, singing one word to refer to a person, and the last word to refer to who is out.

Order soldiers and generals, fight on horseback, have money to drink, and have no money to get out! Just like that, more than ten words were taken out by Shen Yu like a child's play, but everyone had to cooperate with him.

Of course, some people disagree, but if the quarrel continues, Shen Yu will leave, as soon as he leaves, everyone will have to live indefinitely in the future, and the days of water and electricity cuts and people throwing and thunder every day will be lived, is that still a human life?

Besides, it's not hundreds of households! It doesn't have to be your turn.

The neighborhood committee came forward, and all the people who lived in the Shen family's house sent a representative, and more than 100 people were divided into three groups, and they took turns to besiege Shen Yu in a circle according to the group.

A farce ends with a child's play, and Zhou Yuyu feels that she is now participating in the college student art festival in her previous life, and is performing as a group in a magical realism stage play.

In the first round, Shen Yu was particularly impatient and clicked at random, and the result came out, and the one who was pointed at was an old lady, and when she saw that she was on the spot, she sat directly on the ground and began to cry: "Old man! Take a look! You have sold your life for the factory, and if you die, anyone can bully our orphans and widows......"

As soon as the old lady started crying, Zhou Yuyu came to her senses, and the show began! As soon as I saw this old lady, she had profound skills, and I didn't know who would have a chance of winning against Shen Yu, a psychopath!

Shen Yu's eyes were also smiling, the first time he had laughed in so long. It's just that the stronger his smile becomes, the more uncomfortable it becomes, as if everyone here is a joke in his eyes, and the kind of joke he has seen hundreds of times but has to watch it again, and the sarcasm and impatience are no longer enough to describe.

"Since you don't want to, then I'll make a new order." No one expected him to say such a thing, and even the old lady who was sitting on the ground crying to death was stunned.

Shen Yu still smiled impatiently and sarcastically like looking at something dirty: "Then I'll start?" ”

As soon as his hand was raised, the members of the first group who had surrounded the city in a large circle around him immediately dispersed, and some even hid directly behind the crowd.

"Whoever counts to whom, how can there be such a thing? Isn't that a rule set in vain? ”

"That's it! Director Ma, you persuaded Aunt Xu, she herself agreed just now, but she can't do it when she co-authors? ”

"Okay, you can't be so sloppy, what kind of orphans and widows in your family, your two sons have given birth to grandchildren for you, Xu Boss Xu Er! You guys should say something, don't push the old lady out and cry your father whenever something happens! ”

……

It's all the members of the first group who speak, jokes, it's all chosen by someone else, who can agree to do it again? What if one of the unlucky ones is yourself!

The smile in Shen Yu's eyes became even more sarcastic, and he raised his chin at Director Ma of the neighborhood committee: "Director Ma, what do you say?" ”

When Aunt Xu was crying, Director Ma didn't say a word, and he didn't have the slightest intention of coming forward to persuade him, and now the first group of more than 30 families forced him to express his position, what could he say? It's impossible to be depressed by the first shrew on the street!

Zhou Yuyu glanced at the uncle who gave her fritters, both of them had bright eyes, and the master made a move, wonderful! It's hilarious and beautiful!

The first group was deliberately arranged by Director Ma to cry and cry and fight invincible Aunt Xu returned like this, and the second group started quickly, this time Shen Yu seemed to be very interested, and the children's rhyme of the general was recited twice before stopping, and finally stopped at a young man.

The young man's face turned pale, and he turned around and shouted in a panic: "Mom! Father! I, why am I getting married! ”

This Zhou Yuyu knows, the young man's name is An Ming, he lives in a courtyard with them, and he will get married next month, and the family has vacated half of the room for him, and the marriage bed is all installed.

An Ming's family will not spill, the whole family was dumbfounded, and looked at Shen Yu pleadingly, An Ming's father is a sixth-level fitter in the factory, usually the factory director has to call Master An when he sees it, so he can only pull down his face and beg Shen Yu: "Shen Gong, see if you can let us move a few months late, let An Ming tie the knot, or the woman will definitely refuse to live in the accessories warehouse, and the wedding date can not be delayed any longer." ”

Shen Yu listened to Master An quite patiently, and asked with great interest: "Can't the wedding date be postponed any longer?" Is your daughter-in-law pregnant? ”

Master An's family was so frightened that they quickly shook their heads, this is going to spread out, their family and daughter-in-law don't be human beings!

Shen Yu then asked: "Then aren't you cheating on marriage?" Trick the girl over, and after two months, I suddenly told people to live with you in a dilapidated house that leaks rain in summer and wind in winter, you are not kind, Master An. I remember that you are a moral model in the factory for five consecutive years, and this is how you are a moral model? ”

An Ming couldn't see his father being squeezed like this, and the green tendons on his neck jumped: "Why do you talk like that?" It's not that we don't move, we just live for two months to get married, and we move after we get married! Why don't you have any compassion?! ”

Shen Yu smiled, this time it was a real smile, looking at An Ming like a clown watching a funny show: "Compassion? Then tell me, if your daughter-in-law is pregnant in two months, will I have to show more compassion and let you raise a baby before moving? When your daughter-in-law has a big belly, she will have to be more sympathetic, and she can't force you to move, right? ”

"When the child is born, I have to let her be confined here, out of the confinement, lactating pregnant women and small babies are even more papery and can't move, and when the child will be able to walk and talk, they will hold my legs and cry and not leave, do I have to give the house to you in the end to be considered sympathetic?"

Shen Yu said with interest, "If you don't give me a wife and children, you, who are husbands and fathers, rely on the compassion of others to settle them, your abacus is really good!" ”

An Ming had already been said by Shen Yu to be ashamed and indignant but there was nothing he could do, and some people in the crowd couldn't look at it, "You have so many houses, what's wrong with lending them one to get married?" Tearing down people's marriages is not afraid of being punished by God! ”

After the man finished speaking, the cat's waist was about to slip, and as soon as Shen Yu opened his mouth, he froze the person, "Sun Changqing from Room 3 of Courtyard 5, I have something to say in front of you." ”

Everyone was overwhelmed by his monster-like memory.

The first time he came to the courtyard, he didn't know anyone, just when the neighborhood committee called the name, he stood there and looked at the sky casually, who would have thought of more than a hundred households, he could just listen to the ears and remember everyone's addresses and names! Even the head can be accurately aligned!

Sun Changqing stood up and walked into the circle, thinking about it, he was not afraid, he was in the first group, he was already safe, what if he was caught by saying a few cool words? The thick-skinned person was ridiculed by Shen Yu in a few words, and it will not be less meat!

He dared to say this just now, although it was because he usually had a good relationship with the An family, but the main reason was that their family had already been selected and was safe!

Zhou Yuyu looked at Sun Changqing and shook his head, tsk! His little thought was almost on his face, and it was obvious that he was going to give away someone's head, big brother! You're not dealing with normal people, that's a psychopath! People don't recognize your logic of playing tricks on normal people!

Sure enough, Shen Yu smiled at Sun Changqing, as if he was teasing a cat and a dog: "You think lending them a house to marry is a good deed, right?" Don't want to break up other people's marriages? That's okay, don't move their family, your family will move out for them! ”

Sun Changqing was dumbfounded, "Why? The first group of our family has been selected! ”

Shen Yu then smiled: "Why? You owe it to your mouth! I'm happy! The house is mine, and I can let whoever I want to go! ”

After Shen Yu finished speaking, he looked at the cadres of the neighborhood committee and the factory trade union: "If he doesn't move, then don't discuss it today, I have made so many concessions and I don't even have this bit of freedom, and you are too insincere." ”

Then he turned to everyone: "It's really troublesome, or you can move away with him!" Who annoyed me with his mouth? ”

Sun Changqing's parents hurriedly squeezed in, one apologized to Shen Yu and the other slapped their son's head, fanning sincerely, with a crisp sound, Zhou Yuyu closed his eyes.

It's really frightening!

Shen Yu looked at it with a smile and didn't speak, until he had seen enough, he didn't speak: "If you don't want to move, it's okay, let the An family come for you, anyway, it's their family from the beginning, as long as they agree to replace you, I'll pass it." ”

Zhou Yuyu almost applauded him, this person's mind is really poisonous enough! This is forcing the neighbors and old colleagues who have been in the neighborhood for decades to tear their faces in front of them, and perform a show of the ugliness of human nature on the spot for him to have fun!

An Ming was young and hot-blooded, and he was about to accept the stalk on his neck, but he was grabbed by his mother and pinched hard, and Master An also lowered his head to avoid the eyes of the Sun family.

They don't want to be involved in the old neighborhood for many years, but An Ming is not young, and the object has been dealt with for several years, and I don't know how much money is put into that girl, so I can't just be so yellow!

Several members of the Sun family didn't expect this to be the case at the critical moment, they were already angry and stupid by the An family, but Shen Yu seemed to have known the answer a long time ago, "If they don't want to, then you should prepare to move!" Who makes your mouth owe! ”

The matter was settled, the Sun family wanted to move out, just because of a cool word, the An family was able to stay, but they lost the hearts of the neighbors and colleagues in the factory, and none of them were winners.

It's just cheap Shen Yu played everyone as a monkey, and watched a big show happily.