Chapter 7: God's Translation

Liu Xiaojuan was stunned, "Classmate Shi Bai, do you know classmate Ye Ying'er?" ”

Shi Bai hadn't spoken yet, but Ye Ying'er preemptively said, "I don't know." ”

Liu Xiaojuan smiled awkwardly, "Oh, that's it! Let's introduce myself first. ”

Ye Ying'er glanced at Shi Bai a little unhappily, "My name is Ye Ying'er, that's it." ”

The students immediately discussed, "What a personality! ”

Especially the boys, all of them have straight eyes, "It's so beautiful!" ”

Shi Bai's tablemate couldn't help but say: "Originally, before she came, the school's school flower should have been Liu Feifei, but now that she is here, it is a tie." ”

Shi Bai nodded, although Ye Ying'er and Liu Feifei have different styles, Ye Ying'er is cold and arrogant, and Liu Feifei is brutal and spicy, but the overall score is the same.

Ye Ying'er was assigned to Shi Bai's adjacent table, and they were just right to talk, Shi Bai couldn't help asking, "Why are you here?" ”

Ye Ying'er shook her face coldly, "I'll talk about it after class." ”

Shi Bai pursed his lips, "Love to say it or not." ”

Finally got out of class, Shi Bai hadn't gone to look for her yet, Ye Ying'er took the lead in finding her, "Hey, liar, you come with me." ”

The students were in an uproar, "Liar? What is the relationship between the two of them? ”

Shi Bai followed Ye Ying'er to the end of the corridor, she glanced at Shi Bai extremely unwillingly, hugged her arms and said, "My grandfather said that in order to thank you, I want to invite you to my house for dinner this afternoon." ”

Shi Bai was stunned, "That's why you transferred to our school?" ”

Ye Ying'er frowned suddenly, in fact, the reason why her grandfather asked her to transfer to Shi Bai's school was to match them. According to her grandfather's words, it was a golden beetle son-in-law with wings, and if he really succeeded in cultivating immortals, he would ascend to heaven by himself.

But Ye Ying'er never believed it, she always felt that Shi Bai was a liar.

"You don't care about this." She said, "Just ask if you're going or not?" ”

Seeing her attitude, Shi Bai didn't agree even if he wanted to, so he turned around and left, "Who are you and Shi Bai?" Do you just go if you say go? ”

Ye Ying'er was suddenly anxious, and hurriedly chased after her, "My grandfather must invite you to go, if you don't go, he will kill me in a while!" ”

Shi Bai thought about it, in fact, it is a good thing to be able to have a relationship with the Ye family, and when he becomes big in the future, he will undoubtedly save a lot of effort with their help.

But it was too easy to say yes, so he said, "What does it have to do with me?" ”

"You ......" Ye Ying'er hurriedly grabbed Shi Bai's arm, "I admit my mistake!" Am I wrong? Just when I beg you! ”

Shi Bai saw that she finally bowed her head, so he smiled faintly, "That's okay, but you have to remember that you owe me a life." ”

"You!"

There's nothing next, it's just a normal class, Shibai has a system, so naturally he doesn't need to listen carefully, but there is still an interesting thing that happened in the English class.

Shi Bai's English teacher is an old lady, but this old lady's pronunciation is very strange, and Shi Bai can hardly understand a word.

In view of this, he gave up the English class directly, and would take out comic books to pass the time during class, but unfortunately, he was somehow discovered by the old lady today.

"Some people don't look at the conditions of their own homes!" The English old lady suddenly said, "If you don't take the university entrance exam, what will you do in the future?" Like your parents, do you set up a fruit stand on the side of the road and sell fruit? ”

The class laughed, then suddenly stopped again, apparently everyone understood that the joke was not funny. Because there is only one person who sells fruit at home, Shi Bai.

Shi Bai was also stunned, but it wasn't because the old lady was sarcastic about him, but because he didn't expect to be discovered so soon.

But he doesn't care, after all, he already has a system, and the old lady is not teaching well, how can he learn from you if people can't understand it?

So Shi Bai just pretended not to hear and continued to read his comic books.

"Shi Bai!"

But this made the old lady completely angry, and she shouted loudly: "I have said it so obviously, don't you have a little shame?" ”

Shi Bai reluctantly put the comic book into his desk pocket, raised his head and said to her: "Teacher, I heard it, and I accept all your kindness, but I am no longer an ordinary person, so I don't need to learn English at all." Besides, I don't understand your pronunciation at all. ”

The class suddenly exploded, because they had wanted to say this sentence for a long time, but they didn't have the guts, and they didn't expect that Shi Bai, a person who had always wilted, actually fired the first shot of the revolution.

"Okay!" The old lady in English was angry, "You said that my pronunciation is not good, so it means that you pronounce it well?" You pronounce it well, you read it to me! ”

"I didn't say I pronounced it well." Shi Bai looked straight at the past, "But I really don't need your teaching. ”

"Okay!" The old lady said: "Since you are so powerful, then you translate the second paragraph of page 38 with me, as long as you translate it correctly, I will never care about you again!" In the future, you can do whatever you want in my class. But if you don't translate it correctly, then don't take my class again! As long as it's my class, don't go into the classroom! Do you dare? ”

Shi Bai was stunned, "That's what you said." ”

"I said it!"

The class was in an uproar again, knowing that this paragraph is not easy to translate, because it is all new words and new grammar, and the teacher has not yet taught it.

"There's a good show to watch now."

The students all looked at Shi Bai like monkeys.

Liu Feifei also glanced at Shi Bai happily, and thought in her heart: "You deserve it!" Don't talk about English classes, you'd better not take any classes! It's best not to come to school! ”

At this time, Shi Bai evoked the system, "Self-made task, let me translate this passage." ”

"The self-made task is successful, and the task is started."

To translate a passage correctly, the more incorrect the better, Shi Bai thought about it and suddenly laughed, "It's fun now." ”

But the students were already impatient, and when they saw that he hadn't spoken for a long time and laughed, someone suddenly coaxed: "Shi Bai, can you do it?" ”

"That's it, you've been standing for a long time, why haven't you translated a word?" A boy with a meaty face shouted.

The English teacher also raised her arms, with a smug face, obviously in her heart, she already had the chance to win, so she urged: "Shi Bai, have you thought about it?" The class doesn't have that much time to wait for you. ”

"That's it, if you can't do it, admit defeat!"

"That's it!" Shi Bai suddenly waved his hand and looked around at his classmates, showing a smile like looking down on all beings.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I've been waiting for a long time, and then I'll start translating, and you must keep your ears up and don't miss a word!"

"Shh

The classroom booed.

"Okay, listen!" Shi Bai waved his big hand and recited aloud: "The meaning of this passage is ......"

The students looked at him intently.

"There was once a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish ......"

"Hahaha......" Everyone in the class laughed like crazy.

"Shi Bai, you're too good at!"

"That's it! It's actually about Journey to the West! ”

"True God Translation!"

……

Ye Ying'er originally thought that Shi Bai could really translate it, but as soon as he said it, he smiled and couldn't help pouting, "It's really a liar." ”

The English old lady also smiled, "Okay Shibai, since you have already admitted defeat, then fulfill your promise now and walk out of the classroom, right?" ”

"Yes!" The students shouted in unison, "Get out!" Get out! Get out! ”

But Shi Bai was very surprised, spread his hands and said, "What are you talking about?" Why can't I understand? ”

"Shi Bai! Stop, you won't at all! Let's get out of here! Liu Feifei also said loudly.

Shi Bai looked at Liu Feifei blankly, "What's wrong with me?" See for yourselves, what's wrong with my translation? ”

"Teacher, do you want me to kick him out?" At this moment, the boy with a meaty face stood up.

The old lady smiled and motioned for him to sit down, "Shi Bai, it's too late for you to admit your mistake now." ”

"What do I admit wrong?" Shi Bai argued loudly, "Am I wrong or not, don't you know how to read it?" I'm really convinced! ”

"Teacher! There's no reason to talk to this kind of person, so let me kick him out! The meaty-faced boy stood up again, rolling up his sleeves.

"Hell!" But at this time, Chen Jing, the representative of the English class, lost his voice and said: "His translation is really right!" ”

The class was stunned, and Chen Jing continued: "And this passage is translated in his language, which is not only accurate, vivid, but also beautiful!" ”

"How is that possible?!"

The old lady hurriedly took out the book and said as she flipped through it, "I remember that this passage is clearly Martin Luther King, Jr." …… Damn it! ”

They never dreamed that this system could even modify the content in the textbook temporarily, and the good Martin Luther King Jr. became a big talk to the West.

The class suddenly fell silent.

"The teacher must have misremembered."

"It should be."

……

Ye Ying'er looked at Shi Bai, revealing a confused look, "This kid, there's something!" ”