Chapter 104: The Desperate Fight of the King's Leader (I)

When Robert came back, he mysteriously "transformed" four ······arrows from behind, calling it "change" purely to give Robert a "consolation prize" for his acting skills, he actually pointed to Han Xing behind and said, "Look, beauty!" Then he quickly took out the arrow hidden behind his back.

Here's the thing: Han Xing, as a modern person, is used to this trick, such as "Look, UFO!" So Han Xing didn't look back at all, so Robert was embarrassed.

Han Xing took the arrow from Robert's hand and looked at it, "This is indeed the most chopstick-like thing Robert can find!" It's going to be used! Han Xing sighed, and then tried to fiddle with the arrow in his hand in the same way as using chopsticks, and found that it was okay.

"Using arrows as cutlery? You're a genius! This is quite suitable for us knights and warriors on the battlefield! Robert smiled and fiddled with the arrows in his hand as Han Xing did, but he couldn't do it as he could do it.

In fact, foreigners have debated with the Celestial Empire and even neon and other countries on the issue of chopsticks or knives and forks, and they think that chopsticks are wooden, not iron, so the knives and forks are advanced, and the chopsticks are primitive and backward (but I personally kick because the threshold for using chopsticks is relatively high, and they can't learn it!). Hahaha! )。

As a result, before we Celestial Dynasty people could speak, the neon people went first, "Of course, chopsticks can also be made into metal, but the question is whether this is necessary?" "Yes, chopsticks made of metal not only waste materials but also weigh to death, so why bother?

So in fact, it is a complete victory for chopsticks, first, light weight; Second, it is easy to carry, and you have to be careful not to poke or scratch the bag with a knife and fork; Third, it takes up little space, and chopsticks are just two smooth wooden sticks, which can be inserted anywhere; Fourth, the cost is low and the production is convenient; Fifth, since it is not made of metal, the guide (rè) is slow, and eating hot pot is not hot. The only downside is that it's harder to learn.

But to sum up, chopsticks are definitely the best tableware, and the funny thing is that the third brother in India also ridiculed us for eating with chopsticks as a superfluous move, and was scolded back by a friend in Chongqing, "Next time I invite you to eat red oil hot pot!" You give me one to eat with your hands! ”

However, another reason why foreigners don't like chopsticks is environmental issues, which have to be blamed on neon people, "Who asked you to invent chopsticks once!" As a result, you don't need to invent it yourself, take it out and harm others! It's like MSG! ”

In any case, chopsticks are indeed not friendly to novices, and Robert fiddled with them for a long time, but he couldn't learn them, so he simply gave up.

Just when Han Xing Robert wanted to continue using his hands, he found that Robert had developed a new use, Robert Sui (shēn) had a dagger, which was his dinner fork and a dinner knife, Robert actually used an arrow as a fork to hold in his left hand, and used a dagger in his right hand as a dinner knife to cut (ròu). Han Xing was stunned! "I'm afraid Westeros' knives and forks are about to come out, no, they're knives and arrows!"

It is worth mentioning that the fork actually has another function that everyone is not familiar with and does not use much, which is actually the opening of the film. You only need to fork the sausage horizontally with a fork and then use a knife to cut the fork of the fork to easily slice it (handicapped benefit).

Han Xing then cooks his own dessert by cutting a thick slice of (nǎi) cheese, sandwiching two slices of bread with diced apples, and placing it on an iron plate with rè. Wait until the middle (nǎi) cheese is melted, then cut the oranges in half and squeeze the fresh sweet and sour orange juice on the bread.

Apples are a very easy fruit to oxidize, as long as you peel off the peel and store it in the open for 10 seconds, the fruit (ròu) will start to turn red, and with the wrapping of (nǎi) cheese, until Han Xing eats it, it is still beautiful and fresh white, presumably the salad dressing in the fruit salad is the same as this one!

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In the blink of an eye, five days have passed, unlike Han Xing and Robert who are feasting in Shitang Town, eating sausages and desserts, Wang Lingjun's food is only a pitiful loss, and the bread as wide as two fingers is their day's ration, and the entire Wang Lingjun can be said to be full of mourning.

Today, (ài) Red began to line up again to receive his lunch, and to his surprise, there was half a black and shiny loaf of bread, the size of his palm, and the slag fell straight when he pinched it, and it looked like a lump of coal or charcoal, and then a bowl of soup with cabbage and potatoes, stewed and viscous and liquid, but very full.

The meal was so sumptuous that each person was even given a slice of blackened ròu, and even ordinary soldiers could at least get soup and bread. But (ài) Rhett didn't have the heart to think about it, and after a morning of catching up on sleep, his stomach was now growling with hunger.

He chewed off the crust of the bread, which was bitter because of the burning of the conversation, so he swallowed it, broke the rest of the bread and put it in the soup, then carefully took out the ròu (baofu), scraped off the black grease on the surface with a knife (similar to the sediment in the kitchen hood), and then put it in his mouth and took a small bite.

Frankly speaking, this thing doesn't taste good at all, it smells of oily smoke, it's sticky in the mouth, it tastes hard to death, you can't bite it, and from time to time there are crumbs stuck between Rhett's teeth, but at least you can barely eat it, isn't it?

In particular, the other soldiers on the side of the (shēn) stared at the smoked block in Rhett's hand one by one, which greatly stimulated Rhett's food (yù), and eating under the envious gaze of others, it seemed that the smoked dry (ròu) in his hand was not so dry and hard to swallow!

Rhett eats the smoked ròu with the soup in his bowl, and then looks around vigilantly, which has been accumulated by the countless blood lessons of the slums when he was growing up in the slums. King's Landing's flea nest was not a friendly place, I don't know how many times, (ài) Red sat on the riverside railing in front of his house with food, and without provoking anyone, other children older or younger than him would rush over and grab his food.

Given that most of the children in the slums do not have enough to eat, this is not difficult to understand. In fact, since his father was a mercenary (shēn) and later became a fisherman, (ài) Rhett was far better at eating than the average child, and fish was a good thing!

At first, Rhett just cried silently after being bullied, but gradually, as he grew up, the other children no longer dared to extort or rob him of his food, but would inadvertently run past him (shēn) and snatch his food (similar to the biker snatching purse tune).

Then he caught up, from not being able to catch up at the beginning to chasing one after another, and he gradually adapted to the rules of the game in the slums. He sometimes deliberately holds food in his hand and pretends to eat it, and then "inadvertently" lets other children "snatch" it, and he begins to understand those children, instead of blindly blaming and complaining about them, starvation is not a pleasant thing!

Although he vomited from eating fish every day, the other children may not even be able to eat bread. Of course, children of his age or even older than him are already adults, and this is the privilege of children in the slums!

This is a portrayal of the life of the commoners of Westeros, and this conventional rule is in fact the epitome of the rules of the Westeros society of the weak (ròu) strong eater, (ài) Red only hates himself for not recognizing this sooner. When he really realized this, it was the day he lost his parents. In fact, under the rule of the House of Targaryens, the people were at least protected from the ravages of war, despite their poverty, and after that, the people of King's Landing never looked forward to a "good son".

Of course, he also developed a good physique by chasing these children, so he later became a messenger, and now he has become a strong, hard-beating, and fast-running petty officer.

Even he could feel the unexpected richness of the lunch, especially after the fire a few days ago, as a smart slum kid out (shēn), (ài) Red ran faster than the average person, so he easily shook off the zombies that were pestering him and let him eat dirt behind his back!

He himself ran to the river in the distance, found a bush and cated there, thinking that if the "fire ghost" caught up with him, he would jump into the river. After all, he was the son of a fisherman and had been familiar with water (xìng) since he was a child. It wasn't until Jon Clinton began to gather his men that he returned with the crowd. As an officer, he is clearly unqualified, but as a clever warrior, he is absolutely outstanding.

(ài) Red guessed correctly, this meal was the "life-buying meal" that Jon Clinton prepared for them, and after eating this meal, it was time for them to continue to attack Shitang Town.

Jon Clinton made this decision is not surprising, if the rest of the food is reduced and rationed, although it can last for more than ten days, but with this little bit of food that is not enough, how much strength can it have to attack the city? It's better to just eat a good meal, and then take Shitang Town in one go.

This was obviously a wise decision, because if he tried to continue the siege by saving food, in a few days, their group of underfed kings would be entrapped by the army of Horst Tully and Eddard, and they would be turned into a group of starving ghosts!

In other words, it was a coincidence that Jon Clinton had no knowledge of the arrival of the Riverlands reinforcements, and only decided on this desperate plan based on his personal opinion.

"Knock~~Knock~~Knock~~Knock~Knock~Knock~~Knock~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The thief Robert Baratheon is hiding in this town with walls no more than two meters high, shivering! His head awaits you, and honor, riches, and land await you! Wang Lingjun laughed, and the laughter drew Robert in.

He just wanted to make a fuss, but when he heard Jon Clinton describe himself as a coward hiding in the town and "shivering", he suddenly became so angry that his face turned red, his eyes were red as if they were about to fall out of his sockets, his teeth were clenched, he gurgled, and his snort was heavy, and he made a sound of "whoop~whoo~whoo~" with a heavy snort, like an angry bull.

Jon Clinton's speech continued, "Unfortunately, yesterday, the bravest warriors led by two thousand kings failed to take down this mere two-meter wall! This was my mistake, we only made a dozen ladders in a hurry, and I was in a hurry to attack the city! But, this time, I won't make the same mistake again! Jon Clinton waved his hand and drove at least dozens of ladders out of the forest, which looked spectacular!