"It's useless, Mr. Gu." Qiao Mianzhi rubbed his green steel moon knife on the side, and shared his painful past with Mr. Gu, "I am a little sea Jiao in the waves, and I was called a spicy person by him. ”

"So, won't you change your mind?" Mr. Gu looked at Tianling and said with a smile, "The courtesy is still exchanged, and I will call you Tianling Gai in the future." ”

Qiao Mianzhi clapped her hands on the side, "Tianling Gai? Hahahaha, this is good! ”

"Tianlinggai, do you still want to see Xiaosheng's gourd?" Mr. Gu smiled.

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Tianling sighed, this is called walking for a long time at night will break into ghosts, giving people too many nicknames, retribution is unpleasant, it is their turn!

Mr. Gu looked at Tian Lingsheng's loveless little appearance, and couldn't help but want to tease him, "Tian Linggai, when did you call Mr. Gu right, Xiao Sheng will show you the gourd." ”

"No, no, no." The Heavenly Spirit shook his head.

"Why don't you watch it again?" Mr. Gu forced a smile, "But the Heavenly Spirit Cover is too long to cover the eyes?" ”

"Not really! You can guess what's inside without looking. Tian Ling looked at Mr. Gu and said.

"Oh? So tell me about it? What is in this gourd? "Mr. Gu is interested.

"You said it yourself, and you asked me." Tianling looked at Mr. Gu, who was stunned, and continued, "Isn't it expensive?" ”

"Huh?" Mr. Gu was completely confused by Tianling at this time, "What is expensive or not?" ”

"Yes, isn't there any medicine sold in your gourd? What medicine is expensive? Cure what? Tianling asked seriously.

Poof, Qiao Mianzhi couldn't straighten up with a smile on the side.

"Hahahaha, you little devil is so funny." Mr. Gu reacted at this time, and the smile on his face could no longer be hidden, "No wonder Your Majesty likes you." ”

Hey? He even knows that? Tianling's expression moved, and he had a plan in his heart.

"Gu Xiaosheng, let's make a game." Tian Ling looked at Mr. Gu and proposed.

"What game?" Mr. Gu asked with interest.

"It's very simple, I ask you to answer, if you can't answer, or answer wrong, you have to promise me a request, if you answer correctly, I will promise you a request." Tian Ling smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't ask questions you don't want to answer." ”

"Oh?" Mr. Gu's eyes wandered, "Then you ask." ”

"Excuse me, iron rusts when left outside, but what about gold?" Heavenly Spirit asked.

"Gold?" Mr. Gu thought about it seriously and replied, "No." ”

"That's not right."

"Wrong? I've never seen gold rust. ”

Seeing that Mr. Gu was stunned, Tianling said word by word, "If the gold is left outside, it will be stolen." ”

"Opportunistic." Mr. Gu smiled, "You didn't ask the question clearly, so you can't count." ”

"Okay, then this doesn't count, I'll give you another one?" Tianling didn't have a brain, and admitted with a smile.

Mr. Gu thought it was a bit funny, so after he knew that the Heavenly Spirit would ask some tricky and weird questions, he still agreed, "Come on." ”

"Once upon a time there was a high mountain, and there were all kinds of animals, tigers, monkeys, snakes, wild boars, and all kinds of birds, and one day a wild boar was seen by a hungry tiger while he was grazing."

"In order to survive, the wild boar ran desperately, but the tiger chased after it, the wild boar ran and ran, but there was no way to get rid of the hungry tiger, in the end, the wild boar was forced to the edge of the cliff by the tiger, just when the hungry tiger thought that he could have a full meal, the corner of the wild boar's mouth rose, and he smiled evilly, and said to the tiger, do you think you can eat me like this?"

The tiger disagreed, and said to the wild boar, "When you get here, you won't be able to run away even if you put wings on you." However, to the tiger's surprise, the wild boar jumped forward and jumped off the edge of the cliff. ”

"And then?" Mr. Gu listened very carefully, and when he saw Tianling stopping, he asked.

"Then the question is, what has become of the wild boar after jumping off a very high cliff?" Tianling looked at Mr. Gu and asked with a smile.

In order to prevent Tianling from playing a literal game, Mr. Gu recalled the story told by Tianling from beginning to end, carefully touched every word, and decided to ask the question in his heart clearly before answering.

"In the story you mentioned, both the hungry tiger and the grazing boar can speak, are they tigers and wild boars who have cultivated to perfection?" Mr. Gu asked.

"It's not." Heavenly Spirit shook his head, "Very ordinary tigers and wild boars. ”

"Then why do they talk?" Mr. Gu then asked.

"They communicate in the language of beasts." Tianling was improvised, and flexibly resolved Mr. Gu's attempt to make the problem more likely.

"How tall is the mountain?" Mr. Gu asked.

"Thousands of miles high." The Heavenly Spirit replied quickly.

"Isn't it a sacred mountain?" Mr. Gu continued to ask.

"It's not!" The Heavenly Spirit denied.

"Then I see." Mr. Gu smiled confidently, "A wild boar is still a wild boar, and it won't become something else." ”

"A wild boar is still a wild boar, but it's really changed." Tianling looked at Mr. Gu, "He became... Death... Wild··· Pig. ”

"Jump, fall to your death." Tian Ling looked at Mr. Gu's stunned expression, "This time I made the problem clear, right?" You can count it, right? ”

"No, your story is too long, it has nothing to do with the final question at all, and there is a suspicion of deliberately confusing Xiaosheng." Mr. Gu shook his head, "Unless you ask a short and clear question." ”

"You're fooling, it's boring." Tian Ling looked at Mr. Gu with extremely disdainful eyes, "I have never seen such a brazen person!" ”

"Hahaha." Mr. Gu was amused by Tianling's appearance, "This time I must count and do what I say." ”

"Really?" Tian Ling looked skeptical.

"Really, if Xiaosheng breaks his promise, you will always call Gu Xiaosheng, and there is nothing to say." Mr. Gu smiled.

"Well, let me ask you, which one hurts more with a stone or a wood?" Heavenly Spirit asked.

"Stones, of course." Mr. Gu didn't even think about it, this is too simple, right?

"Alright, you can be prepared to promise me a condition." Tianling looked at Mr. Gu who was stunned and explained, "Neither stone nor wood hurts. ”

"My head will hurt."

"I see!" Mr. Gu stroked his palms and laughed, "Unexpectedly, these questions are so interesting, come again!" ”

"Coming back?" Tianling reminded, "I can't answer, but I have to meet one of my requests!" ”

"Come on, come on."

Looking at Mr. Gu, who was full of interest, Tianling felt that he was afraid that he was going to make a lot of money this time. Brain teasers or something, he has a lot of them!

When Tianling and the others arrived in Jiangshan, Mr. Gu already owed Tianling more than a dozen requests.

When Mr. Gu asked Tian Ling what he wanted, Tian Ling said that he only needed to answer him a few questions truthfully.

And when Tianling asked the first question, Mr. Gu was dumbfounded, how did this little eunuch know his identity?

Mr. Gu slowly tore off the human skin mask, "How did you see that this king is here?" ”

"Sure enough, it's you!"

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