Chapter 52: Bad Habits, No Lesson!
Early the next morning, Yuyu had a broken straw hat on his head, a corn tortilla and pickles in his hand, and he was about to go out with a broken fish basket.
Shen Yu screamed several times but didn't stop, and the general would catch her at the gate, "Are you sleepwalking?" Where to run in a daze? If you follow me, you won't go to your heart, will you? Running away again will tie you to the house! ”
Yuyu was dragged by the back of his neck and struggled to earn out: "I made an appointment with someone!" It's going to be late! ”
Shen Yu was about to be angry: "You have only been here for a few hours and you can make an appointment with someone?" You're really capable! Who do you know? ”
No need for Yuyu to explain, the people Yuyu knows are already waiting outside the door, a group of small radish heads with an average age of ten years old, but there are seven or eight few, tanned and shiny, almost all of them are small bald heads, almost all of the children are holding the same corn tortillas with Yuyu and pickles, and they are all jumping and waving when they see Yuyu coming out.
Shen Yu was screamed by the stacks of "Yuyu", "Yuyu", and "Yuyu" of the group of mud monkeys in front of him, so he pushed the fish back, and closed the door with a bang, looking at the fish as if studying alien creatures, "When did you meet ......?"
Shen Yu pointed outside the door, and couldn't find the words to describe this group of mud monkeys for a while. In his eyes, this group of mud monkeys is synonymous with bacteria, odors, germs, noise, locusts, etc., which make him uncomfortable!
Yuyu: "After dinner last night, you asked you to check on your apprentice when they wiped the windows for the sixth time. ”
Shen Yu: ...... Shen Yu took a deep breath, he disliked the group of mud monkeys outside the door, forgetting that this little monkey in his family was even more powerful, he almost wanted to tie him to the belt of his trousers, and let him see the stitches and connect with people!
For the first time in his life, Shen Yu understood the word "helpless", "You, go, let them go!" How old are you and still playing with them? A little bit of interest, okay? Don't mess with them in the future! ”
Yuyu: "No! We've got an appointment! ”
Shen Yu took a deep breath again, "What did you make an appointment?" ”
Yuyu: "Let's go catch fish." ”
Shen Yu: "If you want to eat fish, I'll buy it for you." ”
Yuyu: "It's so easy for me to convince the dog to take me there, you let go!" If you don't let go, they won't wait for me! ”
Shen Yu: "Dog leftovers? ”
Yuyu: "It's not the dog leftover at home, that's it, this is the loudest one!" ”
The loudest dog has been shouting in Pengcheng dialect for a long time, "Yuyu! What's the matter? If you don't go fish, you can't go! Why don't you care, brother! ”
Shen Yu pinched the bridge of his nose and suddenly smiled, "Do you think he would take you to catch fish if he knew that he had collided with your dog?" ”
Yuyu: "Isn't the dog your dog?" How did it become mine? "That's right, Yuyu gave Shen Yu a name to the dog called Dog, called Gou Yu.
Gou Yu seems to like this name very much, as long as the fish screams, it can howl out of the wind for two miles, if it weren't for Shen Yu's reputation in Yuqing Street, no one would dare to mess with it, the door of the house would have to be smashed, it was too disturbing to the people!
Of course, the fish doesn't call it the same when it sees the fish, anyway, it can go crazy just by smelling the fish.
Shen Yu is confident that he can treat the dog at home obediently, and he is also very confident in this one outside the door, Yuyu will keep it and educate it slowly, and send this one away outside the door first!
Shen Yu opened the door and planned to teach other people's children, but when he opened the door, he was stunned, his attention was on Yuyu just now, and he didn't look carefully at this group of black mud monkeys, now he looked over, and was stunned by the dog's leftover clothes at first glance.
The dog is the darkest in this group of children, barefoot, bare-chested, shaved with a big head, just changed snow-white big teeth, the most dazzling is the only clothes on his body, a big pants, transformed with a fertilizer bag, a "urine" on the left, a "vegetarian" on the right, bright red and bright red, really too windy!
Shen Yu went abroad at the age of ten to enter the best private school in the UK, changed his morning dress for breakfast, changed his formal clothes for class, and had to change his afternoon tea again, how could he ever see a dog like this!
Shen Yu looked back at Yuyu: "He...... What is this for? Avant-garde performance art? ”
Yu Yu slipped out from under Shen Yu's arm, and ran away with a group of mud monkeys while he was stunned: "You teach your apprentices at home!" I won't come back for dinner at noon, and I'll bring you fish back in the evening! ”
Yuyu really can't stay at home anymore, last night she slept Shen Yu was still tossing the five apprentices to work, the ashes at the bottom of the pot were wiped clean by them, and they were still not satisfied, tossing over and over again, it was completely Zhou Peeling!
By the way, there is a self-punishment station outside the courtyard, the youngest apprentice who was returned by Shen Yu, said that he would not leave anything, not that he had watched too much of Aunt Qiong Yao's bitter drama, and felt that as long as he was miserable and pitiful enough, as long as he was guarding there like a wooden stake, whether it was atonement or asking for forgiveness from his lover, he could succeed in the end.
The little apprentice had stood straight outside the door all night, and was still standing there.
Therefore, the current situation at home is that the five big apprentices who haven't slept all night are still cleaning, and Yuyu got up early in the morning and asked for them in a daze: "How do you need to be qualified?" ”
Shen Yu didn't sleep all night, disgusted with the strange taste of the soil kang, and it was not pleasing to the eye: "If there is no soil, it is qualified." ”
Yuyu: "...... You know it's rural, right? You know that the kang is made of adobe, right? You know that the stove is also made of adobe, right? You know that the floor of the roof is called plaster, right? Do you leave the house without dirt? ”
Shen Yu: "Then I don't care, I just ask for this, if I don't want to do them, I'll leave, I don't want to see them!" ”
Yuyu knows, this product is to find fault!
So she really didn't want to watch at home, so she slipped out when she had a chance.
Gou Yu is the king of children, and he introduced to Yuyu very stylishly: "Yuyu, take you to Xiaoyugou today, let you get out of the fish basket first!" Do you really have a secret weapon? ”
Yuyu: "What's my name?" ”
Gou Yu: "Yuyu! ”
Yuyu: "It's called Yuyu because I'm good at catching fish!" ”
Gou Yu: "Your name is amazing, my grandmother is angry, and you are screaming Caitou!" As my name suggests, my name is Dog Leftover, and my grandmother said that dogs are not easy to eat, and they can live a long life! ”
Yuyu: "Your milk is amazing!" "So, last night you agreed so readily to take me to catch fish because of my name? Not because of my charisma? It's heart-piercing, little pot friend!
As soon as Yuyu and a group of small mud monkeys walked out of the village, Shen Yu caught up, and threw candy out several meters away, handfuls of them as if they were married and sprinkled with candy, and the children hula hula ran to grab the candy, and he paced slowly to Yuyu's side.
Yuyu: "What are you doing here?" ”