Chapter 137: Into the Duke's Eyes? Not a good thing!

On the road, there were knights (tào) who almost asked Han Xing's "training tips", where did Han Xing know what training tips! That's what "Devil Terminator" meant to be! I can only deal with it indiscriminately, such as saying that they should run around the village 3 times a day, and there will be an emergency assembly at night, which is nothing more than copying the one (tào) in the army in later generations.

Someone else asked Han Xing how he could afford to raise their group of strong men, and if there was any way to make money, Han Xing really wanted to say directly: "My group of people don't need to eat!" ”

However, in order not to let them see the clues, Han Xing still cheekily went to Count Sāo to ask for some food and grass, which can be regarded as adding food to his "Devil Terminator", isn't it?

After all, if these guys don't eat, they will inevitably be discovered by those sharp-eyed lords, and I don't know how they will slander Han Xing! Maybe it's the devil's army or something, and if you recruit the Inquisitor to Han Xing, you'll be done!

It took only two days for Count Sāo's "great army" to reach Marlborough, the Duke of Hesse's direct domain, a typical medieval castle with thick masonry walls that were 10 meters high and a well-functioning moat about 5 meters wide.

"It's worthy of the duke's level, and this moat alone is much taller than Count Sāo's stuff that can only be called a 'trench' like a stinky ditch and a muddy pond!" Han Xingbu (jìn) said with emotion.

However, compared to the famous city of Westeros that Han Xing has seen, Marlborough can only be regarded as barely passing! But at least it looks neat and beautiful, and the walls have been repaired in a timely manner, although there is a noticeable color difference in those repaired places.

In fact, the castle was more than enough to film Disney's princess fairy tales. Of course, this requires a knowledgeable photographer who learns to take words out of context and look for "beauty". After all, this castle built for military purposes is not really beautiful and generous, but more as a rough and straightforward military building, and everything exists only for the sake of practicality (xìng).

"Lord Duke! Your humble vassal, I, Count Sāo, Friedrich von Sāo, with my own army of vassals, have responded to your call and come to your service! Count Sāo knelt down on one knee very upright, clasped his right hand into a fist and said to his heart.

Han Xing had the privilege of following Count Sāo to meet the Duke of Hesse as one of the two accompanying bodyguards, but Baron Albrecht had instructed him beforehand, "Sir Segard, you just need to follow the Earl's shēn, follow him, don't make any outrageous moves, don't look up, and most importantly - don't speak!" ”

In fact, Han Xing was not particularly nervous, after all, in Westeros, Han Xing had a lot of dealings with the earl, duke, and even the king Robert, but in view of the fact that the big nobles that Han Xing had encountered, such as Ed and Robert, were all his friends, so he almost didn't salute them seriously, and it was all over after a fight.

So Han Xing is still a little nervous and overwhelmed, after all, meeting and greeting acquaintances and greeting strangers are completely two modes, he can't also say hello to Robert, go up and pat the Duke of Hesse on the shoulder, and then say, "Hey, buddy, get up early!" You don't know, you drank high yesterday, and you twisted Yangge there! Where are you going today? ”

If you encounter a good-tempered person, it is just embarrassment, if you encounter a bad-tempered person, I am afraid that there will be a bloody disaster or even (xìng) life worries!

Fortunately, there was Count Na (sāo) carrying a gun in front, Han Xing only needed to do it at a glance, Count Na (sāo) knelt down on one knee and bowed his head, Han Xing knelt down, and then lowered his head, and took (sāo) Count there to shoot a rainbow (pì), Han Xing silently lowered his head in the back, and then slandered in his heart that Count (sāo) had a loyal and generous face, how could a person with thick eyebrows and big eyes be so shameless!

Han Xing didn't want to make trouble for himself, but trouble always came to the door by himself. Han Xing's armor was so cool that if Han Xing hadn't walked behind Count Sāo by half a son when he suddenly came in, the Duke of Hesse would have thought that Han Xing was the Count of Na (Sāo).

Coupled with Han Xing's unique oriental face, the return rate is 100%! It is definitely the most beautiful (eye-catching) scenery in the crowd. So the Duke of Hesse immediately became interested in Han Xing, a peculiar person.

"Count Na (sāo), I appreciate your loyalty and sense of honor, I wonder what the coat of arms after you (shēn) is the blue swallow of the sir?" Duke Hesse's gaze was almost focused on Han Xing's head, looking at him curiously.

No way, as a duke, the life of the Duke of Hesse was as boring as most nobles. To say that the quality of life is even inferior to that of modern ordinary city dwellers! Aside from the good food, there was almost no entertainment in the area, and the minstrels' tunes were either too vulgar to be heard; Either it was so high-end that the Duke of Hesse was confused and fell asleep.

As for those who play tricks, it looks like those few things, and I've been tired of watching them for most of my life. The competition is a good thing, but it's a pity that the competition is too expensive, and you have to pay out of pocket in order to watch a high-grade entertainment program, and throw in at least a few thousand gold coins, this "ticket" is too expensive!

"This is my vassal, Sir Hanschel Szgard, a man from the Celestial Empire from the East! This time also follow me to answer your call and come to fulfill the obligation of being a vassal (shēn). The Count of Sāo said to the Duke of Hesse with a little pride, as if some child were showing off his gold.

"Orientals! Are you Orientals dressed so brightly? Oh, my God! Tell me the story of the Celestial Empire, I've never seen anyone from the Celestial Empire when I've grown so big! I have heard that the ground is paved with gold, and the windows are studded with precious stones. Sir Segard, please stand up and reply! Tell me about it! As soon as the Duke of Hesse heard Count Sāo's words, his eyes immediately lit up with gold, and he immediately became interested, clapping his hands and asking Han Xing to tell him interesting stories about the East.

Because of this, Han Xing was able to stand up and see the face of the Duke of Hesse, although Europe pursues the wise saying "The vassals of my vassals are not my vassals", but it does not mean that Han Xing does not need to respect the boss's boss, after all, if he wears the small shoes of the Earl of Sāo, it is difficult to guarantee that the Count of Na (Sāo) will not draw a gourd in the same way, right?

So Han Xing had no choice but to pretend to be frightened and said, "Lord Duke, I don't know what kind of stories you want to hear?" ”

"Since I'm a duke, let's tell a story that matches my status!" The Duke of Hesse pondered for a moment before he spoke, and the fat (ròu) on his face trembled violently because of this.

This can make Han Xing bad, "The story of the status? Where do you ask me to find you a story that matches your status? Is the story of the old sow who can't come up and down the tree? If it is not said well, such as the story of Ye Gong Haolong, or the story of Wei Yigong's good crane and the death of the country? If you don't get it right, it will be taken as sarcasm. I didn't lose my head on the battlefield, it's too wrongful to lose it! ”

Suddenly, Han Xing's inspiration flashed, "Since the war is about to start, this person is obviously a person who is very happy, why don't you tell a story about good luck?" ”

So Han Xing changed the allusion of King Chuzhuang's "three years without a sound, and he was a blockbuster", and described the protagonist King Chuzhuang as a little fat man like Liu Adou. Then Zhuge Kongming arranged a "Yi Yin" general role, and created a scheming, (yīn) sinister and cunning minister "Chu Yi" out of thin air, saying that he took advantage of the suspicion of the lord Shaoguo to set up Liu Adou's version of "King Chu Zhuang", and then under the banner of "for your good", this is not allowed to be done, that is not allowed to be done, and finally led to the authority of "King Chu Zhuang" to be swept away, and the ministers all took "Chu Yi" as the head of the horse.

Just sent a sentence, "Your Majesty is still young, (shēn) has not yet grown up, it is not suitable to approach women, and the old minister is willing to do it for Your Majesty!" "That's it.

In the end, he replaced the "King of Chuzhuang" and banished him to the land of wild projectiles. (The story of Yi Yin Fang Taijia is actually controversial, and the truth is likely to be buried in the story, and the story (qíng) section is glorified.)

Then said that the little fat man Chu Zhuang Wang pretended to be crazy and stupid on the surface, indulging in lustful dogs and horses, but behind his back he was lying on his salary and tasting courage, one (rì) did not forget Chu Yi's revenge for power, and finally saved for three years, raised the banner of righteousness, led the army to take Chu Yi down, recaptured his own country and territory, and finally created a story of peace and prosperity.

The whole story of the revenge of an oriental prince, the protagonist is still ordered for the Duke of Hesse (shēn), Han Xing's eloquence is good, and he is talking about it all over the place. So much so that the Duke of Hesse was fascinated by what he heard, nodded his head constantly, and finally heard that King Chuzhuang had finally recaptured his country, and he was immediately moved to tears.

"Good, good! Sir Segard, you have a good story! The Duke of Hesse felt as if he had met a bosom friend, and unconsciously substituted himself into the role of "King Chu Zhuang", and then substituted his (jiān) deceitful father-in-law into the role of "Chu Yi", full of "for your good", in fact, he occupied the moral high ground for his own personal gain, but he had no choice, so he had to perform according to the script he arranged, and obediently handed over his family's territory.

"If Sir Segaard were not your vassal, I would have wanted him to be my courtier, telling me stories every day!" The Duke of Hesse sighed regretfully.

This sentence startled Han Xing, "The court courtiers? This is a nice way to say, but what is not good is the meaning of a court jester (fool), a fool. Remember that Joffrey, under Sansa's persuasion, spared the hungover Red Knight Sir Dontos, and finally made him a court jester. Let a knight be a court jester? It is simply a tyrannical act, and it can be called a great humiliation of personality! ”

The thought of wearing a shēn plaid cloth, a funny long, pointed-toe shoe, a colorful plush hat like an upside-down octopus, and walking sideways like a crab with a mouth imitating the sound of pì (put) in order to please the duke. Han Xing had a chill, if it came to this point, it would be better to wipe his neck and die!

It seems that my story seems to be too exciting, and I would have told a general point if I knew it, but the kind with a hypnotic effect wouldn't it be?

Why bother to block yourself!