Dead and dead, as ...... pigs"

Wang Chang, who was carrying Xu Jia, walked effortlessly in the direction of his dormitory.

The big fat man of more than 200 catties pressed on his body, giving Wang Chang the illusion of carrying a pig on his back.

The journey from Building 9 on Sycamore Avenue Road was less than a kilometre long, and he had never felt as long as it was today.

"That's how the martyrs carried explosives across the snow-capped mountains back then, right?"

Turning his head sideways to look at Xu Jia's drooping head, Wang Chang's mouth couldn't help but mutter.

"it!"

As soon as the words fell, Xu Jia, who could barely take a step, slammed his legs, his legs were so weak, and the weight of the whole body was all pressed on Wang Chang's body, so that he really understood what it meant to be "Mount Tai pressed the top!" ”

Affected by Lao Niu's first law, Wang Chang, who was caught off guard, let out a miserable scream.

"Ah, I hate fat people, especially dead fat people......"

After finally straightening Xu Jia again, Wang Chang couldn't help but hum.

"Chang Chang, say bad things about me while I'm not paying attention, right?"

Suddenly, when the figures of the two disappeared at the corner of Wutong Avenue and could not be seen at all from the school gate, Xu Jiashu raised his right hand and rubbed his temple.

"Ah, how did Banzhu wake up!"

Xu Jia's movement made Wang Chang's heart beat violently, followed by a burst of weakness.

"Wake up, I'm not drunk at all, it's just beer, it's only a few degrees, and it's cleaned up after a few trips to the toilet!"

"Ban Zhu Niu Break!"

Seeing that Xu Jia's consciousness was still sober, Wang Chang didn't dare to say that he was a pig in the open, and insisted on not letting Xu Jia fall, and nodded his head again and again.

As for how to scold his mother in his heart, only he knows it in his heart.

"Oops, hold me a little, my feet and my legs are a little out of control......"

Xu Jia, who got up from Wang Chang's back, grabbed his arm and stabilized his somewhat stumbling body.

Seeing this, Wang Chang knew that Xu Jia was a grasshopper after the autumn, obviously drunk, so he pretended to be very sober, so he simply didn't expose it, and continued to help him walk to the dormitory.

"Xiao Yang's energetic move, can I, the person on duty, help a little? Isn't it very similar? Eh, are the two in front of them Tang Yu? It's a bit hard to see......"

Holding Wang Chang's shoulder with his left hand, Xu Jia's right hand was in front of him with a burst of empty fingers, squinting and swaying forward.

Hearing Xu Jia's words, Wang Chang hurriedly turned his head to look forward, and sure enough, Tang Yu and Mao Qianpei, who received his news, walked side by side. Wang Chang nodded in response.

"It's them, Bansuke!"

"Look, I said I'm not drunk, hehehe~"

After getting Wang Chang's confirmation, Xu Jia patted his chest vigorously, with a smug face.

"Stop them and don't ...... Disturb people! You sent me back first. ”

As he spoke, Xu Jia struggled.

With Wang Chang's small body, he couldn't hold the quiet Xu Jia, let alone the dead fat man who started to go crazy!

Seeing that Xu Jia, who had broken free from Wang Chang, began to stumble with drunken fists, Tang Yu and Mao Qianpei, who were coming over, hurriedly rushed forward and caught it, which avoided the beautiful picture of "fat pig lying in the nest".

"Let me tell you, I have known Yin Yue until now, she has always been single, Yang Mobai, this kid is good, I want to soak her, tsk, long face! Whew~plu~"

"Bansuke, what's going on?"

After Tang Yu and the others stepped forward to catch Xu Jia, they happened to hear Xu Jia's muttering words that his eyes were blurred again, and they were a little puzzled.

"What's going on now? What about Mo Bai? Didn't you let us pick him up? ”

Mao Qianpei glanced left and right, but did not see Yang Mobai's figure.

"It's a long story, you guys help me carry the class assistant back to the dormitory first, it's too damn heavy, my old waist is almost broken!"

Wang Chang, who was relieved, waved his hand, and did not answer the questions of the two immediately, but urged them to come together.

Suddenly, Xu Jia's originally lowered head, which was held up by Tang Yu and Mao Qianpei, was raised suddenly.

"Chang Chang...... I hear you ...... again Speak ill of me......"

……

What Wang Chang didn't expect was that the dormitory manager of Building 9 was not Aunt Zhang after all, and it was really difficult to communicate without feelings!

Even though Tang Yu tried his best, even if Mao Qianpei did not hesitate to love Yu and made a cameo appearance as a girl, he couldn't say that he was in charge of the dormitory, and in the end, Wang Chang, who was really out of options, took out his mobile phone and dialed Huang Hao, and finally got Xu Jia back to the dormitory.

It's just that after such a toss, another half an hour passed, and Wang Chang, who had just walked out of the No. 9 dormitory, secretly said, "Not good!" ”

can be regarded as remembering that there is a drunk Yang Mobai and Yin Yue who help guard at the school gate.

"Ban Zhu just said that Lao Yang confessed to Sister Yue? Is it true? Is it so exciting? ”

The three of them rushed to the school gate side by side, walking and walking, Tang Yu couldn't help it, turned his head sideways and asked.

"Yes, really!"

Glancing at Tang Yu, Wang Chang nodded in response.

"Lao Yang said, 'Senior sister, I like you, be my girlfriend', and then he was completely drunk!"

"That's over, isn't Miss Mo completely out of play?"

Hearing Wang Chang's words, Tang Yu's heart chuckled and sighed secretly.

"Miserable ......"

"Wait a minute, Wang Chang, are they the two on the edge of the flower bed?"

As he was talking, Mao Qianpei, who had walked a little ahead, suddenly stopped, stretched out her right hand and pointed to the figure not far away.

Looking in the direction indicated by Mao Qianpei, the three of them saw that on the steps of the flower garden, Yang Mobai was lying on Yin Yue's thigh, retching vigorously, and although Yin Yue frowned, he did not take it off, but raised his hand and patted him lightly on his back.

"I'll go, I'll all hug me together, Lao Yang, the turtle grandson, the hatred of taking his wife, don't share the ......"

"What a ghost, what are you hugging, I didn't see that he had already vomited into Xiang, hurry up and take a hand!"

Glancing at Tang Yu viciously, Mao Qianpei and Wang Chang hurriedly stepped forward.

……

"Trouble senior sister, didn't you vomit on your body, did you?"

Wang Chang and Mao Qianpei hurriedly forcibly erected Yang Mobai who was lying on Yin Yue's lap.

"Huh~"

Not as fast as Wang Chang and Mao Qianpei, and by the time Tang Yu followed, Yang Mobai had already been lifted up by the two.

"It's really hard for Sister Yue, this taste~"

As soon as he stepped forward, Tang Yu smelled a strong pungent smell of alcohol stirring the dishes, and couldn't help but turn his face sideways and cover his nose quietly.

After seeing Yang Mobai being set up by the two, Yin Yue hurriedly got up, carrying two bags of dresses and shook her head gently, her voice was as usual.

It's just that in the night, Wang Chang and they didn't notice it, but Yin Yue's cheeks were slightly red.

"Well, it's fine!"

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