Chapter 81, Man's Mother-in-law, Stinky Rascal [First Recommendation Ticket]
"The first immortal in the future!"
Five words, like a god sticker that suppresses the heavens, majestic town saints!
"Hehe......" Yang Yu looked at the five words above his head, and his heart was already happy.
"Okay, this genius battle is over, everyone will get together in a year, now go back to heaven, there will be a feast in the evening." ”
The Jade Emperor spoke, waved his hand with a very flat face, said a word to this kind of person, and went back to the chariot directly, ready to leave.
"Go back, rest well, the evening feast is very rich. ”
The Immortal Emperor glanced at it with a very strange face, and in response to the Jade Emperor's words, he opened his mouth with a smile, and waved his hand to signal everyone to go back to Heaven.
"......" Yang Yu looked at the portal with a very speechless face.
What about shock, exclamation, applause?
No matter how bad it is, come and two guys to question Lao Tzu, it's okay to see you suppress you!
"Eh, don't you need to praise me for my title?" Yang Yu looked at everyone, and shouted with a very speechless face.
"Appreciate something, go back to Heaven. Lei Xiaoxiao directly choked Yang Yu, and her face was full of unhappiness.
"Man, I didn't talk to you. Yang Yu glared at Lei Xiaoxiao unceremoniously.
"Stinky rascal, what are you talking about?" Lei Xiaoxiao suddenly raised her eyebrows, and evil anger appeared in her eyes again.
"Man's wife!" Yang Yu pouted and replied directly.
"Do you want to fight?" Lei Xiaoxiao looked at Yang Yu and directly put her right hand on the Thunder Demon Three Killing Sword.
"The one on the bed is still in the wild, and it definitely won't make you stand up the next day. Yang Yu looked at Lei Xiaoxiao and said very confidently.
"......" The Jade Emperor and the others looked at Yang Yu, and their faces darkened slightly.
"Stinky rascal, you are looking for death!" Lei Xiaoxiao was furious, and directly pulled out the Thunder Demon Three Killing Sword and prepared to kill Yang Yu.
"Okay, don't mess around with this guy, after going back to Heaven to repair yourself, I'll take you to Tushi Palace to settle accounts with him. ”
Mo Tianzun stopped Lei Xiaoxiao's actions and spoke helplessly.
"Hmph, you wait for me!" Lei Xiaoxiao glared at Yang Yu and inserted the Thunder Demon Three Killing Sword back.
"Okay, it's time to go back to Heaven, don't you understand everyone's reaction, don't get cheap and sell well. Taishang Laojun also glared at Yang Yu and said speechlessly.
"Oh. Yang Yu spread his hands, looking very helpless.
Everyone looked at Yang Yu's appearance, rolled their eyes speechlessly, and began to turn around and hurry, setting off to go back to Heaven.
Along the way, Yang Yu was like Wen Quxing possessed, his mouth never stopped, he always surrounded Di Tian, and his mouth did not stop.
Half an hour later, they returned to the heavenly court, and each returned to his lodgings, ready to be repaired for the evening feast.
However, in the afternoon, two guests were ushered in in the Tushi Palace, but at this time, Yang Yu and Qu Shui, Lin Xi, and Lin Ying were not in the main hall.
"Uncle Niu, do you know what this is?"
At the back of the Tushi Palace, Yang Yu and Qu Shui, the three girls, stood in front of Qingniu, Yang Yu held two brown pieces of meat in his hands, and said to Qingniu with a smile.
"What is it?" said Qingniu, his face very strange.
"Beef jerky. Yang Yu opened his mouth and said lightly.
"......" Qingniu's eyes instantly rolled to the sky, he should have thought a long time ago, when Yang Yu brought a woman over, which time was not to make fun of himself.
"Giggle......" Qu Shui, Lin Xi, and Lin Ying all laughed, looking at the appearance of Qingniu rolling his eyes, giggling non-stop.
"Uncle Niu, do you know what this is?" Yang Yu took out a long piece of stuff and looked at Qingniu with a smile.
"......" Qingniu looked at the long thing, and directly took a dozen steps back, leaving Yang Yu far away, and his body fell directly down.
"......" Lin Xi, Lin Ying, and Qu Shui looked at Yang Yu, and their faces instantly turned red.
"Forehead ......"
Yang Yu glanced back at the long item in his hand, scratched his head awkwardly, and smiled embarrassedly, "I took it wrong, I took it wrong." ”
"Sure enough, it's a stinky rascal!"
At this moment, at the back door of the Tushi Palace, a very indifferent female voice came, directly angry at Yang Yu.
"Man, you have a hole in your head, why are you here again. ”
Yang Yu turned to look at the silver-haired girl, raised his right hand, pointed at the silver-haired girl with a long strip of object in his hand, and said very unhappily.
"Uh......" Yang Yu was embarrassed again, and hurriedly put away the long strip-like items.
"Hmph!" the silver-haired girl snorted coldly, but a hint of red ** appeared on her face.
"What are you doing? Putting away the long strip of items, Yang Yu asked again.
"I came here with Mo Tianzun, if he hadn't called me, I wouldn't have come, and I feel bad every time I see you, a stinky rascal. ”
The silver-haired girl was Lei Xiaoxiao, looking at Yang Yu, she opened her mouth very unhappily and spit out.
"Then you can not come, do you think I will be happy to see your man's wife?"
Yang Yu looked at Lei Xiaoxiao and responded very unceremoniously.
"Stinky rascal, are you deaf and didn't hear me say that Mo Tianzun asked me to come over?"
Looking at Yang Yu, Lei Xiaoxiao responded with beautiful eyes.
"Then why did you come to me, you won't follow Demon Tianzun. Yang Yu pouted and said, with a playful look on his face.
"Stinky rascal, you heard me clearly, I just accompanied Mo Tianzun over, as for what I should do, that is my freedom, not to mention, just now your master and Mo Tianzun have something to discuss, it was your master who asked me to come over to see Qingniu. ”
Lei Xiaoxiao looked at Yang Yu, her beautiful eyes were indifferent, and her pretty face was full of evil.
"Man, I said can you please stop calling me a stinky rascal, as if I really did something to you. ”
Yang Yu frowned and looked at Lei Xiaoxiao, and said speechlessly.
"Stinky rascal, didn't you do anything?" Lei Xiaoxiao suddenly raised her eyebrows, and the evil aura in her eyes became even stronger.
"Man, I warn you, don't call me a stinky rascal, or I'll let you know what a real rascal is. ”
Yang Yu pursed his lips and walked directly towards Lei Xiaoxiao.
"Stinky rascal, you still don't want to say bad things?" Lei Xiaoxiao said with a hint of anger in her words, and she was very unhappy.
"Say it again, believe it or not, I'm kissing you!" Yang Yu looked at Lei Xiaoxiao, stood two meters away from him, and said.
"Stinky rascal, you dare to kiss it!" Lei Xiaoxiao said with indifferent eyes and anger.
However, before she could come back to her senses, Yang Yu's figure appeared in front of her in an instant, with a hand directly behind her head, and a force pulled her body towards Yang Yu violently.
And Yang Yu's body also leaned forward, and his lips were directly imprinted on his slightly cold red lips in Lei Xiaoxiao's shocked gaze.
"Hmm!"
A few seconds later, Lei Xiaoxiao recovered from the shock, and her hands slammed into Yang Yu's chest, forgetting to use her mana for a while, just using it as hard as an ordinary girl.
And within ten seconds, she froze again, her body trembled slightly, her beautiful eyes widened, and her fragrant tongue was also invaded at this moment.
And this encroachment is a few minutes, Lei Xiaoxiao has been in a sluggish state, looking at Yang Yu in front of her with incredible beautiful eyes.
Finally, after three or four minutes, Yang Yu let go of her, and, without saying a word, he directly used the Thunder Ten Thousand Realms towards the distant sky, and quickly escaped.
"Stinky rascal, I'll kill you!" A minute later, Lei Xiaoxiao's angry shouts resounded throughout the Heavenly Court.
And in this afternoon, in the heavenly court, there were thunderbolts flashing by from time to time, chasing each other, accompanied by the man's wife and the stinky hooligan's man and woman scolding each other.