Chapter 026: If you don't respect ghosts and gods, you will have calamity
Without the slightest defense, the cunning little monster was suddenly exposed to its true face, and it looked panicked, its one-eyed round eyes, its thin teeth clenched, and its usually cute face became hideous.
"Oh, how did you find out!"
"You used illusion when you were choosing someone to make her change her mind, thinking I really didn't find out?"
Yuan Fang stared at the little monster who was in doubt and said coldly.
Knowing that his trick had failed, the Green Lantern Fruit actually stretched out two tiny tentacles, and it took out the murder weapon that had been prepared long ago, a wooden thorn of the Purple Lantern Fruit, from the longer and longer fluff.
"Kill me!"
The wooden thorn flew towards Yuan Fang like a meteor, but unfortunately it was blocked by his thick hair, and it almost pierced his scalp, and the little monster closed his eyes in despair when he saw this.
"Wow, fight!"
Its two tentacles waved wildly in midair, bringing a gust of fresh wind, and the air full of the fragrance of fruit trees hit Yuan Fang's face door.
"Say! Why are you killing me! ”
"Oh bad! Ah, bully mom! ”
"Mom?"
The little monster pointed at Fang Yuan with a tentacle finger.
"Mom!"
Yuan Fang glanced at Fang Yuan who was sleeping, and didn't know where he showed the appearance of bullying her, he asked strangely:
"I bullied her?"
Could it be that this one-eyed man is blind?
The little monster looked at the hypocritical doubts on Yuan Fang's face, and screamed in indignation, it wanted to make its mother open her eyes and see the true face of this person.
"Wow, see! Push down my mother, bite Ha's neck, suck Ha's juice, and ......"
Yuan Fang covered the little monster's unrestrained mouth, and he looked at his wife on the bed with a weak heart, fortunately, she was sleeping soundly, and even her head was steaming, like a ripe pig's head.
"What a noise! In the middle of the night, there is still a little public morality! People have to go to work tomorrow! ”
Fang Yuan lifted the quilt hotly, she jumped out of bed angrily, snatched the little monster from her husband's hand, and hugged it in her arms.
Feeling the soft and warm embrace of its mother, the little monster burst into tears, and it cried out aggrievedly, and suddenly the juice overflowed, and the fragrance was fragrant.
"Get downstairs for me!"
The groom nodded with a smiling face, and wanted to climb into bed with his wife, but his eyes were black from being hit by a pillow, and he fled downstairs with his head in his arms.
calmed down the feeling of shame, Fang Yuan hugged the fruity one-eyed eldest son and fell asleep peacefully, and the passionate nightlife ended.
The sky was overcast and bright, and Fang Yuan heard someone downstairs talking in a low voice, and after a while, she saw her husband in a black garrison uniform walking up, exuding the sharpness of the Gestapo all over his body.
Yuan Fang saw that his wife had woken up, and the breath on his body suddenly became soft, he walked quickly to the bed, attached himself to the corner of Fang Yuan's mouth and kissed him affectionately, the hot air blew to his ears, only to hear him say:
"Good morning, my ...... Oops! ”
Fang Yuan was startled, she quickly raised her head, only to see the monster son pulling at his cheap father's ear, and the other tentacle was poking his eyes viciously.
Yuan Fang, who was ruined the good mood of the morning, was furious, he grabbed the little monster in his hand and firmly controlled it, and took out a purple lamp fruit from his pocket, and took a vicious bite under the frightened gaze of one eye.
This bite is half off!
Looking at the purple light fruit splashed with juice, the little monster rolled its eyes, and its tentacles drooped weakly, and it was so frightened that it fainted.
"Why are you scaring it!"
Fang Yuan took the unconscious green light fruit angrily, its tentacles twitched from time to time, obviously stimulated a lot.
"It's so cruel!"
Yuan Fang took out a few purple lamp fruits and put them at the head of the bed, then raised his hands and went downstairs in a sneer, Fang Yuan saw that the little monster was still in a coma, so he quickly picked up a fruit, and it was okay in two bites.
She took off her pajamas, turned her head and saw the little monster struggling to open her eyes, Fang Yuan threw the pajamas on the green light fruit, and when it struggled to lift its clothes and crawl out, Fang Yuan had already put on her personal armor.
The military uniform that Dina gave her was still black, and it was impossible to tell what material it was made of, Fang Yuan took it in her hand and dragged it, the fabric was soft and tough.
Sure enough, people rely on clothes, and God also depends on clothes, she put the military uniform on her body, and immediately looked solemn and heroic, and then put on the matching big-brimmed hat, and immediately the whole person had a feeling of rigidity and softness.
The little monster patted the tentacles vigorously, this military uniform was obviously very in line with its aesthetics, Fang Yuan picked it up and put it on his shoulder, and the green light fruit immediately grabbed the crimson epaulette with his tentacles, and refused to come down again.
"Why do you call me Mommy?"
The little monster rolled its eyes and thought about it, it couldn't say why, it tried hard to make Fang Yuan understand what it meant.
"Taste! Mommy taste! ”
Fang Yuan pondered for a moment, and went downstairs with the green light fruit, the nightmare of order is chaos, the monsters were born because of the thought of the creation god, they are all created by the gods, and they are all her children.
As a god clan, Fang Yuan and his wife inherited all this as a matter of course, and it can be said that they are the mother of all things, thinking of this, her mood suddenly became better.
The three offices downstairs are connected, and there is not so much attention to it in extraordinary times, and Yuan Fangzheng and Pulitt stand together, talking cordially with a survivor who looks like an intellectual.
“…… Yes, but keep it safe and orderly. ”
"I understand, Your Excellency, this is already our only home, and I won't trouble you."
"Then you can do it."
"Okay, thank you."
With the approval of the authorities, the man turned around happily and left, and then Prit looked at Fang Yuan, he looked up and down carefully, and said to Yuan Fang:
"Wow, Ben Boba, you kid is really lucky, if such a girl is placed in the Federation fleet, those big-headed soldiers will never let you get it easily."
Yuan Fang retorted without hesitation:
"How do you know I'm easy, General?"
"Hmm......"
Thinking that when he went downstairs in the morning, Yuan Fang was lying on the desk, and Pulit touched his stubble chin, remembering the eventful years when he first met Dinah when he was young.
"What are the residents going to do?"
Fang Yuan turned a blind eye to her husband beside her, she looked at the crowd lined up in the square and asked the general.
"Oh, they're basically Cultists, and they want to pray collectively in the square every day."
"Cultists?"
"Yes, people who believe in various gods are all called gods in the Federation."
"But isn't it illegal?"
"Who cares about this now!"
Pulit sneered, he took out a delicate talisman from his arms, there seemed to be the breath of the creator god on it, Yuan Fang hurriedly lifted his spirit eyes to look, only to see the general's soul fire burning, quite vigorous.
"I still believed in the goddess of life...... However, she was killed by the Federation fleet more than forty years ago, and her body is still in the Central Research Institute. ”
Unexpectedly, even the goddess of life has lost the authority of the law of life, how can this not happen, Fang Yuan and his wife glanced at each other silently, and had some guesses in their hearts.
"Do you still believe in the gods?"
Pullett looked at the two of them funny, and he hugged their shoulders and whispered:
"Aren't you gods? Truth be told, you two are the most approachable gods I've ever met! ”