Chapter 25: Humans and Dogs (Subscription Requested)

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and people are getting more and more irritable.

Therefore, in order to avoid irritability, people use all kinds of strange cooling methods to calm their restless hearts, such as playing mahjong in the pool.

Is it bad for the air conditioner to blow too much? When sleeping, hold a big winter melon to sleep, which is not only safe, but also energy-saving and environmentally friendly. [It's better to have it chilled!] 】

Teacher Zeng's cooling method is more bizarre:

Eat ice cream all day!

The ice from the inside out, the heart is cold, and the heart is flying!

Since the last car accident, Zhanbo has become cheerful again, maybe this is the sudden feeling after dying once.

No, at this moment, Mr. Zeng and Zhanbo took a large basin of ice cream and dried it up.

"What are you doing? Ice cream for rice, huh? Yifei asked suspiciously.

"Teacher Zeng and I are competing to see who has the strongest cold tolerance." Zhanbo called firmly.

"Gluttony is gluttony, what excuse to make, than hardy? Why don't you go to Guoben? Yifei said disdainfully.

Teacher Zeng and Zhanbo were stunned for a moment.

What is the ......

That makes sense!

The two glanced at each other, and sparks suddenly collided in the air.

"Then let's compete with speed!"

"Agreed!"

Suddenly, the two of them sped up their subordinates and ate several kinds of ice cream at the same time.

"You boys are so unhealthy, chaotic work and rest, overeating, Guan Gu has been damaged by you, I recently found out that his durability is not as good as before."

Yoyo, who was surfing the Internet in the living room, couldn't stand it anymore and complained helplessly.

It's just that this ...... That's a lot of information!

"Yoyo, the blow area of what you said is a bit big, and besides, what Guan Gu needs is the Liuwei Dihuang Pill." Yang San couldn't help but look at Youyou teasingly.

Yifei and Meijia on the side also looked at Yoyo in surprise, obviously frightened by this amount of information.

"Don't blame him, it's because of global warming, you see, the ice cream is very soft."

Zhanbo is worthy of being a person who has been in love, and now this kind of joke is getting better and better.

"I mean, he's gasping for breath right now even when he climbs the stairs."

Seeing that the speed of the car was getting faster and faster, Yoyo hurriedly clarified, I really didn't mean that.

Everyone couldn't help but smile at each other.

"So what are your healthy hobbies for girls? Isn't it just going to the Internet, shopping, going online, shopping, watching TV, going to the Internet......"

Teacher Zeng didn't care about it, compared to their hobby, ice cream is even better.

As he said this, he closed the notebook with a leisurely snap, which meant that there were no three hundred taels of silver here.

"We're not like you, at least we don't chase 200 episodes of bitter dramas, the temptation to go back to the village!" Yifei said disdainfully.

"I'm close to the audience and experience whether life is good or not."

This stalk has been used for a long time, and in order to avoid being used again, Mr. Zeng hurriedly explained.

"Close to life? So Mr. Zeng, you still watched "Being a Daughter-in-law and Becoming a Mother-in-law"? I doubt right now how old your audience is. Yang San laughed playfully.

"There are seventy old mothers below, and ninety-nine old Lou above!"

Yoyo immediately took it, and everyone couldn't help laughing.

"In order to draw a line with a layman like you, I have recently decided to develop a unique lifelong hobby, do you have any suggestions?"

Yifei glanced at Teacher Zeng lightly, and turned back to Yoyo and Meijia to ask.

"Sister Yifei, you have a pet, a puppy."

It happened that Meijia was working in a pet store, so she simply suggested to Yifei.

This is not only a good hobby, but also can bring some performance to yourself, killing two birds with one stone!

"Dogs?"

Yifei was a little moved when she heard it, "It sounds good, it's very lifelong." ”

"That's right, recently our pet store is doing a large-scale discount, buy one get two free, super cost-effective."

Seeing that Yifei was interested, Meijia immediately vigorously promoted it.

"You're going to have three dogs?"

Zhan Bo on the other side suddenly shouted in shock.

"No, buy a dog, get two tadpoles!"

Meijia immediately explained what it means to buy one get two free.

"This two...... It's really a good two! Yang San called out speechlessly.

"Spare me." Zhan Bo suddenly called out helplessly.

"I have pets, it's none of your business!"

Yifei couldn't help but glance back at Zhanbo in confusion, don't think that you are my brother and can take care of my business, tell you, I am so angry that I will even beat myself!

"Have you forgotten the pot of Junzi Orchid you bought last time? Who waters every day? Who fertilizes monthly? Who has been helping it to bring it back to life with devout prayers? ”

Zhan Bo suddenly got up and excitedly recalled Yifei's last "pet".

It's just that it sounds like the fate of this pet is quite bumpy.

Yifei was stunned for a moment and called out in surprise, "Isn't that a fake flower made of old stockings?" ”

"That's because the prayer failed!"

Zhanbo exclaimed excitedly, "That's why I made one out of old stockings, have you ever cared about it?" ”

Teacher Zeng, who was holding ice cream, suddenly sarcastic, "I don't think you should buy a puppy, just buy a specimen, and the result is the same anyway." ”

"Yifei, I think what you need is a flesh-and-blood life to fill the emptiness and loneliness in your heart, what you need is not necessarily a dog, people can too~"

Youyou couldn't help but hold Yifei, and inquired and seductively glanced at Teacher Zeng.

Yifei slowly turned her head and looked at Teacher Zeng, with an inexplicable meaning in her eyes.

Seeing their smiling eyes, Teacher Zeng's eyes suddenly narrowed.

At this moment, Mr. Zeng's mobile phone rang, and Mr. Zeng hurriedly spit out the ice cream in his mouth and picked up the phone.

"Hello? Lisa~ Not busy, not busy, how can I be busy, you have something to talk about, ready to serve you, what a big deal, hehehehe...... Yes! ”

Unexpectedly, it was a call from Mr. Zeng's female boss, and Mr. Zeng instantly smiled and flattered Lisa.

was just about to get up, but he was accidentally slipped by the ice cream he accidentally dropped on the ground, and instantly fell to the ground.

Yifei and Youyou immediately looked at Teacher Zeng with disdain.

"Men are too cheap, it's more reliable to have a dog." Yifei said disdainfully.

"Hey, Yifei, your map cannon is a bit big." Yang Shen said speechlessly.

Teacher Zeng's cheapness is innate, and it has nothing to do with whether he is a man or not.

"I'll just say, it's best to have a puppy, you just need to give it a nest and prepare enough dog food, and it will be satisfied."

Meijia saw that Yifei changed her mind and couldn't help but say happily.

Yifei and Youyou couldn't help but nod their heads in response, this really sounded good.

"Of course, dog food is not nutritious, so you'd better go to the vegetable market every once in a while to buy some ribs for it and improve the diet."

"Every morning and evening, take it to the garden for a walk, and by the way, solve the poop thing."

"When it poops, you have to carry a small bag to pick it up, otherwise the neighbors will complain."

"Wash your feet once a day, bathe every three days, use a special shower gel and dog hair softener, otherwise it will get sick."

"When it comes to getting sick, you must be vaccinated, between 45 days and half a year old, the puppy should be vaccinated three times every three weeks, and after half a year old, it should be vaccinated twice every four weeks."

"In addition, there is a rabies vaccine, once a year, oh yes, as a dog owner, it is best to also get a rabies vaccine with you, just in case."

"If you are unfortunate and still get sick, it will be more troublesome, you need to ......"

Meijia said a lot of words.,Yifei tried to interject several times but couldn't insert it.。。

After hearing this, Yifei was already drowsy, and at some point, he also opened an ice cream.

"I think eating ice cream is also a good hobby......"