Chapter 77: Read a bedtime story to the princess
"Bed!!"
Zhang Liang glanced at the closed door of the second bedroom.
Glancing at An Yang again, "This...... Not good! ”
An Yang turned back at the door of the master bedroom, "Do you think I'm discussing with you?" If you don't agree, then I'll go to Zhao Min for trouble now. ”
Zhang Liang remembered this incident and said sadly: "You threaten me? ”
"Not a threat, just a reminder."
An Yang entered the room.
Zhang Liang was stunned outside and stood for more than ten minutes.
Keep your head down and enter the door step by step.
Anyang Lai lay down, "Close the door and lock it." ”
Zhang Liang glanced over, glanced at the hem of his nightgown, and retracted his eyes.
The palms of the hands are full of fine sweat and the door is closed.
Locked.
The heart beat like a drum and walked to the bedside.
"Dead eunuch, who told you to touch the bed?"
An Yang sat up and slapped Zhang Liang in the face, "While squatting to tell me a story and coax me to sleep!" ”
"Storytelling? Putting you to sleep? ”
Zhang Liang raised his eyes and looked.
An Yang had a straight face, majestic and inviolable, "The waiter to accompany the bed is to coax the master to sleep, what do you think you are doing?" Filthy, disgusting, despicable, inferior. ”
Zhang Liang's tense nerves relaxed, and he exhaled a sigh of relaxation, "You said it earlier!" ”
"I want to listen to the story of Lu Dongbin's primordial spirit and his misguided entry into Ganquan's creation."
An Yang took out his mobile phone, flipped out a folded article, and handed the mobile phone to Zhang Liang, "Give you five minutes to read it, and tell me when you're done." ”
Zhang Liang pulled a chair and sat aside to watch.
Anyang holds a delicate small pipe, an electronic pipe with e-liquid, which flickers and shines as he inhales.
Took a few puffs.
An Yang closed his eyes and enjoyed the fluttering feeling.
Zhang Liang read the story again, "On that day, Lu Dongbin's original spirit was just beginning, and his fugue was too empty, so he smelled a strange fragrance and went away looking for the fragrance. ”
An Yang closed his eyes and accused, "Do you know how to tell a story?" What is the smell? ”
"What is written in the book is that the fragrance is bursting with the original gods, and it is difficult for the gods to suppress the incense. The original spirit is in a trance, swaying and swaying, and there is only a strange fragrance in his mind, looking for the fragrance and leaving. Zhang Liang felt very wronged, and there was nothing written in the book? How does he know?
An Yang's nose let out a pleasant muffled snort, "Go on!" ”
"The original spirit looked for the strange fragrance, cleared the clouds, saw the strange beauty of the mountain peaks, wandered around the peaks and mountains to find, turned nine times and eighteen times, and finally found the traces of the strange fragrance."
"Uh-huh, go on."
An Yang urged.
Zhang Liang read according to his mobile phone, "It turns out that this mountain is called, Miaoling Mountain, and the origin is not here." The original god went down against the wind, passed the strange peak, sucked the fog and spit out the glow, and fell to the intersection of mountains and rivers. The foothold is lush with wild grass and few human tracks. The original spirit searched and finally saw a canyon, and there was a spring at the bottom of the valley. ”
"A trickle of water gushes out of the spring, the fragrance is fragrant, and the original spirit is overjoyed to see it, and exclaims the great creation."
"Leaping in, washing ninety-nine eighty-one days, the original spirit is consolidated, and the truth is seen."
Zhang Liang read it in one go, "I'm done." ”
"I'll test your reading comprehension!"
An Yang half-squinted his sleepy eyes, "If you answer correctly, you can sleep." ”
"You take the test." Zhang Liang looked at his phone.
"What is the name of the mountain?"
"Miaoling Mountain!"
Zhang Liang replied very quickly, An Yang squinted at him and didn't speak, Zhang Liang asked, "Isn't it right?" ”
"That's right, it's Miaoling...... Mountain. So what's on Miaoling Mountain? ”
"Foggy! Peel back the clouds and see the mountain peaks, right? ”
"What did Genshin do?"
"Wandering around the peaks and looking for it, turning nine times and eighteen times, I finally found traces of strange fragrances!" Zhang Liang looked at his phone and answered easily.
"How did you find the scent?"
"Resist the wind and go down, pass the strange peaks, suck the fog and spit out the glow, and fall to the intersection of mountains and rivers, and find it."
"Where's the smell?"
An Yang changed his position and lay reclining, supporting his head with one hand and the hem of his pajamas with the other.
Zhang Liang stared at his mobile phone and looked at it for a while, "There is a canyon in the depths of the barren grass, and there is a spring at the bottom of the valley. The fragrance of spring water. ”
"Hongu is sleepy, let's sleep."
Anyang put away his pipe and lay down.
Zhang Liang ran to the sofa on the side of the amnesty, and fell asleep with the multiplication formula on his back.
……
"How was last night?"
On the third pole of the day, Anyang was washing, and Ye Xiaokai caught Zhang Liang with a pair of panda eyes.
Zhang Liang slept well and said refreshedly, "I slept well." ”
"No, I'm not asking about this, I mean you and Anyang ......"
"You're sick in the head!"
Zhang Liang slapped over, "No matter how wild I am, I won't give birth to your wife, right?" Besides, Princess Anyang is quite literary, not what I've heard. ”
"She? Literary? ”
Ye Xiaokai looked at the bathroom, his eyes were extremely strange. "Then tell me what happened to you last night?"
"She asked me to read a story to her and put her to sleep, and when I finished reading it, she was sleepy and went to sleep. I just slept on the couch. ”
"Reading a story?"
Ye Xiaokai gave him a slap in the face.
Hurt! My hands hurt, and my face hurts.
Seeing that Zhang Liang didn't look like lying, Ye Xiaokai said: "It's not Anyang at all." ”
"Maybe you don't know your wife!"
Zhang Liang patted Ye Xiaokai's shoulder, "You are husband and wife after all, and you usually communicate more." ”
"Then you can tell me the details of last night."
"What's the detail, it's that I finished reading the story and went to sleep."
Zhang Liang felt that the little fat man had been poisoned deeply, and thought badly, "Fourth uncle, why don't you believe me!" ”
"It's not...... It's not that I don't believe you, it's Anyang's reaction, it's really not Anyang at all. ”
Ye Xiaokai grabbed his hair back and forth, "Then what story did you say she asked you to read?" ”
"Lu Dongbin's primordial spirit has just become...... When I woke up, I couldn't remember the name, anyway, it was the instability of the original god, and the adventure stabilized the old-fashioned story of the original god! ”
Zhang Liang grew up in the explosion of cultural devastation, and he has no interest in this kind of old-fashioned traditional story.
Ye Xiaokai glared at the beads of his eyes, "Lu Dongbin's primordial spirit has just become a god, and he has to be created by mistake!" ”
"Yes, that's what you said."
"I said, how can Anyang become literary and artistic?" Ye Xiaokai muttered distractedly.
"I'll tell you, I really didn't touch your wife, you don't believe it!" Zhang Liang didn't bother to care about this nervous little fat man, and ran to open breakfast.
Ye Xiaokai ran to the table, and said with only one eyelid: "She let you finish reading this story, and then let you sleep?" ”
"I was also asked a few questions, asking me what the mountain is called, and a bunch of questions like elementary school reading comprehension, I can't remember clearly. Anyway, there are answers in the story, and when I finished answering, she said she was sleepy and it was time to sleep. ”
"And then you went to sleep on the couch?"
"Or else?"
"You!"
Ye Xiaokai handed it over with a thumbs up.
Zhang Liang was eating breakfast, and after two or three minutes, Ye Xiaokai suddenly asked, "How are your high school Chinese grades?" ”
"I didn't get admitted to high school, and all the subjects in junior high school combined, I took a total of 53 points, what do you think my Chinese score is?"
"Talent!"
Ye Xiaokai didn't know what kind of mentality he had, and patted Zhang Liang on the shoulder, "You are afraid of me, the fourth uncle, the fourth uncle is really pleased." The fourth uncle doesn't force you to do anything, he just asks you to find Anyang more in the future and read stories to her. You can't say that the fourth uncle is also embarrassing you, right? ”
"The Ye family's forces in Longdu are at my disposal, you help me, I will help you."
"Story-only?"
Zhang Liang stared at Ye Xiaokai's eyes, and Ye Xiaokai nodded solemnly.
"It's okay to read stories, but I know what I do, and it can only be during the day."
"Deal! In the future, the fourth uncle will be one of your backers in Longdu. The Ye family has 3,000 guests, although it is not famous in Longdu, it is also a force that cannot be ignored. ”