Shen Yu burst out laughing, although the laughter may be less than a second, but it was indeed laughing, and it was out loud.

Yuyu didn't react, and continued to blink at him, but he himself seemed to be startled, shocked for several seconds.

In the twenty-two years of Shen Yu's life, it was really the first time he was made laughed at, this experience was so unfamiliar, he didn't know how to react at all.

Uncomfortably tilted his head out of the window, adjusted his facial expression before turning his face, and immediately said to Yuyu Although he pretended to be honest, he actually had a little smug look hidden in his eyes, Shen Yu gritted his teeth and slammed the steering wheel.

Yuyu pursed her lips and laughed, but she didn't shrink back, and leaned back in her chair relaxedly.

Shen Yu was a little annoyed and angry, and he didn't have time to think carefully about why, the inexplicable desire to win and defeat that only Yuyu had came first, and he bared his teeth at Yuyu: "Why are you so thick-skinned!" You call, call one for me! ”

Yuyu: "Go back to Pengcheng and call, I called it well, I promise that you will not lose!" I want to hear it! ”

Shen Yu: "Zhou Yuyu, why are you so shameless?" Your face is made of eraser, right? ”

Yuyu was quite proud, shaking his head with a smile and not replying, obviously not taking this to heart.

This Young Master Shen has never been beaten by life at first glance, and when he lives to her, he will understand that sometimes he has to be shameless, this is a necessary survival skill in life, which can significantly improve the happiness index!

Shen Yu: "Hey! Do you not think that I will praise you? ”

Yuyu: "Thank you! ”

Shen Yu: ......

Shen Yuqiang couldn't help but beat the steering wheel, he had never won Yuyu in a quarrel, and now he found that his face was not as thick as Yuyu!

But he wants to win, and it is impossible for him to admit defeat easily: "Call Dad, and if you call me, I will consider taking you back." ”

Yuyu: "Dad! ”

Shen Yu: ...... I couldn't help but pound the steering wheel!

Yuyu: "Dad, can you drive?" ”

Shen Yu: ......

Yuyu: "Dad, you don't have enough oil, don't forget to refuel." ”

"Dad, I'm going to buy a sesame candy to eat on the road when I stop in front, do you want it?"

"Daddy......"

Shen Yu: "Shut up for me!" I'll throw you down again! ”

Yuyu made a zipper motion, honestly shut up, and turned his head to snicker at the car window.

Look, I can't cure you anymore!

Shen Yu reacted for a moment and suddenly understood, this kid was deliberately disgusting him! Slammed the steering wheel twice, Shen Yu pressed the horn so loudly that the uncle riding a bicycle in front of him almost didn't get on the road.

Yuyu turned his head and blinked his big eyes innocently to Shen Yu, and after a few breaths, the two laughed together.

Shen Yu smiled a little longer this time than last time, and then turned his head to straighten his waist and look straight ahead, but his eyes were looking at the fish from the rearview mirror one by one.

Yuyu let him take a look, slumped in the chair as if he had no bones, until he passed by a department store, Yuyu commanded Shen Yu to stop on the side of the road, and stretched out his hand to ask him for money: "I'll go buy food, lend me five yuan." ”

Shen Yu hadn't recovered from the inexplicable awkwardness just now, and reflexively confronted her: "Don't borrow!" Starve you! ”

Yuyu: "Dad! ”

Shen Yu: "Get out!" ”

Yuyu: "Dad! ”

Shen Yu: "Shut up!" ”

Fish Fish: ...... was covered again, and Shen Yu lost a chance to be a father.

Shen Yu threw out a hundred-yuan bill: "Hurry up!" Don't grind! In more than five minutes, you'll be able to walk back on your own! ”

Yuyu drove the door and got out of the car, and couldn't help but owe a second before closing the door: "Thank you, Dad!" "Lending five yuan to a hundred, you really have the potential to be a father of the gold owner!

Shen Yu bared her teeth with anger, and the child had already jumped into the mall without a trace.

In less than five minutes, Yuyu ran out with a bunch of food, and two bottles of green beer in his hand.

The fish was shown to Shen Yu in the same way as he got into the car: "Sesame candy, honey chicken cake, horseshoe cake, fruit dan peel, hawthorn slices, canned yellow peaches, bubble gum!" And the big white pear soda! Which do you want to eat? "She's almost going to buy all the food at the grocery counter in the mall.

Shen Yu died of disgust, "It's all in bulk, not even a package, I don't know how many salesmen's saliva sprays on it, what to eat?" Are you disgusting or not? ”

Yuyu took a bite of the bulk hawthorn slices, she shouldn't have thought that this dog beepping thing would have to drive a night train without eating for a day, starving him to death!

Shen Yu bared his teeth at the fish: "Hiss! Can't understand people, do you? Are you a pig? After eating an old lady for dinner, a bowl of chicken soup and two omelettes and a big apple are not enough? You still eat! You can't eat any pigs! Eat and roll down! ”

Yuyu stuffed a large stack of hawthorn slices into it, and stretched out two large bags of cheeks: "I'm a pig!" ”

Shen Yu glared: "You ......"

Yuyu grabbed the words, and his eyes were as big as Shen Yu: "You are my father!" ”

Shen Yu was so angry that he thumped the steering wheel: "You get out of here!" ”

Yuyu patted the hawthorn crumbs on his hands and threw all the snacks in the back seat: "Stop ahead!" ”

Shen Yu clenched the steering wheel, subconsciously stepped on the accelerator, stared at the fish in the rearview mirror tightly, and looked inward: "I will stop if you say stop?" Just don't stop! ”

Yuyu took a deep breath and tried to remind herself that she couldn't be like a neurotic person who could be her eldest nephew: "Stop at the entrance of the free market in front, I want to buy an apple to eat!" ”

Shen Yu stared at Yuyu's face carefully, and confirmed that she really just wanted to buy apples, not to get out of the car when she was angry, so she stopped, and then reversed back to the gate of the market, and said nothing: "Eat, eat, eat!" Just like you, how much you eat is a waste of food! Are you a single-celled animal? I can eat in my head! ”

Yuyu got out of the car, so angry that he forgot what he had just warned himself not to be like his eldest nephew, and turned around and smirked at Shen Yu: "In addition to being able to eat, I can also pull!" Bang! Collapse your! ”

Yuyu walked towards the free market, his back to Shen Yu and gestured, and his two hands were raised to make a heavenly maiden scattered flower: "Bang bang bang!" Bang bang bang! ”

Shen Yu was so angry that he almost had a brain bruise, and new hatreds and old hatreds came up together, and he couldn't wait to step on the accelerator and throw this nasty thing out a hundred miles!

"You come back to me! Get out of here with all your disgusting trash! Don't get my car dirty! ”

Yu Yu roared back: "Take it!" Take it for sure! I won't leave you any of them! You wait! ”

Shen Yu waited angrily, and after ten minutes, Yuyu came out of the free market, carrying several plastic bags in his hands, including apples, green peaches, cucumbers and tomatoes, all washed.

Yuyu got into the car, Shen Yu's nose was not a nose, and her face was not a face: "Hurry up!" Why are you still coming up? Hurry up and pack your things and fuck off! ”

Yuyu took out a local green peach with red in the green and took a bite of it, and his eyes lit up: "This is delicious!" You have one too! ”

Shen Yu: "Did it make you deaf?" ”

Yuyu snapped off half of a peach, smiled and bent his eyes, and muttered vaguely: "It's really delicious!" Don't believe you! ”

Shen Yu: "Didn't you say you'd get out when you came back?" Get out! ”

Yuyu: "You sniff, sniff!" What a peach flavor! Take a bite, it's not delicious and you spit it in my face! ”

Shen Yu: "Take it!" If it's dirty or not, you'll eat it blindly! ”

Yuyu: "It smells good!" You taste it, oops, the poison won't kill you! I washed it and flushed it under the tap for a long time, to ensure it was clean! ”

Shen Yu: ...... It's almost on your face, so take a bite of it!

Yuyu: "It's delicious!" This tomato is delicious too! If you smell it, it's delicious! You see, the red and yellow hearts are still sandy! Sweet and sour, a mouthful of juice! ”

Shen Yu swallowed the peach in his mouth: "You stay away from me!" Squirt my scum! ”

Yuyu: "Cucumbers are also delicious, can you taste them?" ”

……

Shen Yu Ghost ate two peaches, a tomato, half a cucumber, and a big apple! set a new record in his life, and he was a little confused after eating, how did he eat so many things? He remembered that the fish were busy in front of him, dazzling him, and then before he knew it, he had fed so many things.

The fish completes the feeding task, clapping their hands and hiding their merits and fame.

Small, it won't cure you!

In order not to starve to death that he had no one to drive, Yuyu had to use the golden finger, and the vegetables and fruits that had been purified by his spiritual power asked if you could resist it!

Shen Yu may be a little unable to get off the stage after eating, after all, he was still disgusted just now, and the real fragrance slapped his face too quickly, so he had to give him some time to slow down.

Yuyu slumped in her seat and didn't move, this coaxing was tiring enough, more difficult than coaxing her five-year-old nephew to eat!

Shen Yu slowed down for a while and began to stop being a person again, "Hey! ”

Yuyu: "Daddy drives!" I miss home! ”

Shen Yu: "Huh! Speak well! ”

Yuyu: "It's been four hours on the road, and it's midnight when I get home, it's too late, how hard you work!" "It's not safe to drive at night, although she has to get by now, but she doesn't want to die in a car accident.

Shen Yu: "Hmph! Don't think I don't know, you don't have anything good to say! ”

Yuyu: "Shen Yu, your uncle!" ”

Shen Yu: "Are you looking for a fight?!" ”

Yuyu: "Ancestor! Good words and bad words can't work, how can you be willing to leave? ”

Shen Yu: "......"

Yuyu: "Huh? ”

Shen Yu: "......"

Yuyu: "Dad? Grandfather? Uncle? Ancestors? Elder brother? What do you want me to do, you say! ”

Shen Yu: "Hire you, cook for me, and you can pay whatever you want." ”

Yuyu: "......"

Shen Yu: "You can do as much as you want, or something else, don't you want to learn mechanical design?" I can take you as my apprentice. ”

Yuyu: "......"

Shen Yu: "Speak!" ”

Yuyu: "I suddenly remembered that I still have to meet a friend, so I won't go back today, you can go by yourself." Good bye. ”

Yuyu opened the car door and left, Shen Yu watched her walk across the road, casually jumped on a bus and left, without looking back the whole time.