Chapter 30: Don't Bring Such a Fool!
Yuyu and Shen Yu sat back to back on the same hospital bed, one at the head of the bed and the other at the end of the bed, holding hands at a distance of more than a meter, if it weren't for the arms not long enough, the two would be eager to kick each other against the wall out of sight!
The two of them are the same as the two tug-of-war players who do not abide by the rules of the game, as long as the other party has a little wind and grass, they will also follow the tug-up, no one will admit defeat, and the locked hand is the red cloth tied in the middle of the rope, and they all want to drag it to their side, for fear that they will suffer a loss.
No one dared to touch Shen Yu, Donald could only let a few nurses hold down Yuyu, or this kid would let Shen Yu be dragged one after another, and he wouldn't be able to see a disease until tomorrow.
Mr. Liu from the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine sat in the middle and stuck needles on their hands that were locked together, but the patient was too dishonest, and the old man's hands trembled like the sequelae of cerebral thrombosis, and the silver needles could not penetrate the correct acupuncture points.
The old gentleman, who claimed to be Maitreya Buddha, finally couldn't maintain his good temper, and yelled at Donald: "Can you let them both be honest?" β
It's not that the old gentleman bullied the foreign guests, he was so angry with these two strange patients that he completely gave up communicating with them during the time he entered the door.
At first, he discussed with Shen Yu: "Don't move, don't move, I'll give you a few stitches to massage." β
Shen Yu didn't hear it, pulling the fish to his side like a radish, and several nurses couldn't hold it down, so they dragged the child over, and he still disliked others: "Can you be honest?" Do monkeys become? Don't move, you still move! Still moving?! β
Yuyu dragged him out of the fragrant arms of several young ladies and threw him out, so angry that his brain hurt: "Who is not honest, don't you have a little beep in your heart?" If you don't move, I'll move? Will you drag me again? β
Shen Yu immediately counterattacked with action, dragging Yuyu to his side one by one, if it wasn't for Donald blocking it, the two would be stacked together again.
Liu Lao held the silver needle and watched Shen Yu's hand fly away from his eyes, and good-naturedly seduced the beautiful and well-behaved Yuyu: "Little guy, don't move......"
Before the old gentleman finished speaking, he saw this "beautiful and well-behaved" little guy whining and pounced, and hugged Shen Yu's arm: "You drag!" Drag again! Drag me and spit on your face again! "If you can't beat it, it's disgusting and won't kill you!
Yuyu's desire to win and defeat has been fully mobilized, and he no longer cares if he is naΓ―ve or not, he must win Shen Yu's dog-beeping thing!
Shen Yu tore the fish like a dog skin plaster, and the two twisted again, Donald and several nurses also joined the melee, but they didn't dare to touch Shen Yu, so they could only persuade him to pull the fish and fish, and the house was chaotic like a group of monkeys in the zoo.
Liu Lao held the silver needle and retreated to the door step by step, it had been almost half an hour, he was stunned that he hadn't even touched the patient's edge, and he was completely ignored, it was really the first time in his medical career for decades.
It was easy to place the two of them at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, and Donald sent Shen Yu to burn incense, begging and persuading, and finally let Shen Yu not compete with Yuyu.
Yuyu was also exhausted, temporarily gave up the desire to win, and sat honestly at the end of the bed.
Liu Lao was finally able to get a needle to treat his illness, but as soon as he got started, the needle hadn't penetrated yet, and Shen Yu suddenly had a spirit on his side, and Shen Lao and Yuyu were thrown out by him together.
Without waiting for the victim to react, Shen Yu first exploded like a lit cannonball, "Prick the needle, prick the needle, why did you touch me?" β
Yuyu was taken away again and lay directly on the bed, but this time he didn't scold Shen Yu for having a sick brain, how can people prick needles if they don't touch you? Because she saw a particularly obvious red rash on Shen Yu's wrist, which was where Liu Lao had just held him down.
Donald slapped his head and hurriedly came over to apologize to Liu Lao, but he didn't say anything about Shen Yu's contact barrier, only that he was unwilling to have direct contact with people, and finally put on medical rubber gloves for Liu Lao, and this treatment of chickens and dogs could finally begin.
Yuyu glanced at the red rash on Shen Yu's wrist that had not faded, and suddenly felt a little weak, she really didn't know that his physical contact barrier was so serious, in her previous life, she had only heard people talk about this disease in general, at most, it was uncomfortable for others to touch, and she washed her hands and bathed repeatedly or something, but she didn't expect Shen Yu to have such a serious rash.
Just now, I hugged my waist and hugged my arms and stuck to Shen Yu's body for a long time, I just wanted to disgust him, according to his severity, now I can't have a rash all over my body? Don't let her do anything. Although she didn't like him, it didn't go to the point of harming him, after all, she didn't have such a big hatred.
Yuyu is honest and honest, no one is competing with Shen Yu, he is honest, and Liu Lao can finally concentrate on treatment.
Donald gave the two men injections to relax their muscles, hesitated for a moment and gave up on the offer to let them lie down for treatment. It's easy for these two people to be honest, don't lie down together and fight again, he is already haggard and can't stand the toss this morning!
Liu Lao's silver needle was finally pierced, and it took forty or fifty minutes to pull out the needle, Yuyu touched her stomach and smiled and asked the nurse to eat, she had a small appetite for snacks, so she was very hungry, and she quarreled with Shen Yu and spent energy, and she was hungry as soon as she sat down.
The nurse brought her the big pancakes she had left over from the morning, and the fish was not too cold, and she took a big bite and chewed hard with her cheeks.
Several nurses and young ladies were amused by her eating appearance, watching her eat pancakes is like watching the future generations eat and broadcast, so they almost double-click 666 and reward her with a rocket launcher!
Yuyu completely ignored a few nurses and sisters, and was very satisfied with this big pancake with double coriander and green onions, and there were garlic kelp shreds and shredded potatoes in it, plus a few lettuce leaves, this big pancake must be a giant version, and the real material is amazing!
She chewed on the big pancakes and ate them deliciously, and the nurses and sisters almost stomped their feet and screamed with their hands and hands with excited expressions that were so cute.
There is harmony here, and Shen Yu is starting to sprout moths again.
Yuyu just stuffed a large section of pancakes, and he almost choked to death when he dragged him, Shen Yu was still confident, "Are you disgusting?" This kind of thing is also eaten? β
Yuyu choked and rolled his eyes, pounded his chest vigorously to ease up, and then chewed the stuffed pancake into it: "What does it matter to you that I eat me?" "I bullied the patient just now, but now Yuyu decided to let him order.
Shen Yu dragged someone over and sat opposite him while she was chewing pancakes, so that she could quarrel: "Don't you have a nose?" What does it smell like? Can you eat it? β
Yuyu had a rare patience, and pointed to the cross-section of the pancake that she had bitten down neatly to show him: "There is nothing else in it, you see, shredded potatoes, shredded kelp, green onions, coriander, this sauce is very delicious, with dried chili peppers, there is a burnt fragrance, and dried radishes, spicy, sweet, crispy and a little sweet." β
Shen Yu frowned at the pancake that had been left out for a long time and was not very fresh, and the shredded potatoes and shredded kelp were mixed into a ball of unappetizing color, "What kind of mess is this?" Get away from me! It's disgusting to watch! "Disgusted like that, let people stay away from him, but he himself didn't move, still staring at others, and I don't know if he has masochistic tendencies.
Yuyu rolled her eyes, didn't continue to quarrel with him, opened her mouth wide and bit down a lot, I don't know how she operated, her mouth was small and her face was small, but she could stuff such a big piece of pancake at once, and her cheeks were chewing so fragrant!
Even Liu Lao was amused, "This kid eats so deliciously!" β
The fish clicked and chewed the pancakes, smiled at Liu Lao, his big eyes were bent, with the natural playfulness and cuteness of a young man, bright and bright like a pool of blue waves reflecting the sun, and the bottom of his eyes were unconsciously moving and bright.
Liu Lao is over seventy years old, and the youngest grandson may be older than Yuyu, seeing that this beautiful child is cute, he has to rub her head, and before his hand falls, Shen Yu has already dragged Yuyu again: "Are you a pig?" Just know how to eat! β
Yuyu was dragged down by him again, and forcibly suppressed his anger, "I haven't eaten well for a day and a night, what's wrong with eating a pancake?" β
Shen Yu disgusted her: "What kind of dirty thing do you eat?" β
Yuyu: "What's dirty?" I love to eat, can you take care of it? β
Shen Yu: "Why can't I take care of it?" What does it smell like? Smoked to death! And put so many green onions, and coriander! You're disgusting or not! β
Yuyu: "I love green onions and coriander!" If you don't eat it, you won't let anyone else eat it? β
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The two of them quarreled so much that the onlookers almost covered their ears and ran away, it was really noisy! How can these two be so noisy! It's just noise pollution!
The two people who quarreled didn't feel it at all, and they didn't know what kind of magical chemical reaction it was, these two people just had the ability to instantly substitute each other into a state of brainless and blind quarrel.
When I'm alone, it's clear that I'm a high-IQ person, and I always look like I don't understand my world, and I'm too lazy to waste my tongue with others. A smile can talk to anyone, unless you are full of malice and scolding her ancestors to her face, or as long as she wants, she can turn anyone into an old acquaintance in ten minutes.
But listen to it now, what are these two people arguing about?
Yuyu: "I didn't let you eat it, do you dislike it?" β
Shen Yu: "Why can't I care if you eat in front of me?" β
Yuyu: "You think I'm willing to watch you eat?" You'd better let go of me! β
Shen Yu: "If you let me loosen it, I'll let it go?" I won't let go of it yet! β
Yuyu: "If you don't let me eat it, I won't eat it!" I'll eat it! β
The two of them stared at each other, Shen Yu grabbed Yuyu's hand and pulled it again and again, Yuyu clicked and bit the pancakes to eat how fragrant and fragrant they were, and finally stopped noisy and began to compete silently.
The doctors and nurses who were ringing in their ears finally breathed a long sigh of relief, it was too noisy! Ears are ringing!
But as soon as everyone's breath was half relaxed, Shen Yu's face turned pale and his face was full of cold sweat and slowly bent down, Donald thought that he was a belated allergic reaction, after all, he had been hugged by Yuyu for so long, and now he had been sent to the emergency room early.
But after checking it, he found that he didn't have any allergic symptoms, and he was in a hurry, Liu Lao, who didn't know Shen Yu's condition but had a lot of life experience, put forward his opinion: "Is he hungry?" β
From the moment Yuyu began to chew pancakes at Shen Yu, his stomach began to gurgle, and Liu Lao was the closest to him, and he didn't disappear for a long time.
After all, the young man still has to save some face for him, and while he dislikes what others eat, he stares at others to eat, and his stomach keeps ringing, which is quite embarrassing for anyone.
Donald was stunned, Shen Yu was hungry? It's unbelievable than he was able to fall asleep naturally, and as his attending physician for several years, this statement is too fantastical, it's impossible!
Yuyu was also stunned, she was too focused on arguing just now, the two of them were louder than the other, and she really didn't hear Shen Yu's stomach ring, but she had seen Shen Yu hungry, and she threw her hundreds of yuan yesterday, just to let her get out of the house quickly and not disturb him to eat.
It's just like today!
Yuyu laughed when he thought about it, and his smile was very unkind, and his big eyes full of smile were full of bad water, "It turns out that you are greedy!" If you're greedy, just say it! It's a loss to have such a hard mouth! β
Ignoring Shen Yu's suddenly flushed and angry snow-white face, Yuyu poked the half of the big pancake in his hand in front of him, "Eat!" I said it was for you early! β
Shen Yu stared at her with burning eyes, her eyes were warm, and she had to be burned out of two holes, and then she saw that his eyes suddenly scattered, and the person was crooked on the hospital bed and did not move.
Yuyu half of the big pancake was still poked there, looking around blankly, weak and a little unbelievable: "He, this, this is dizzy?" "If you can't argue, you will faint and touch the porcelain, don't bring such a trick!