Chapter 369: The Earl of Nassau's "Cremation Ceremony"
"What are you laughing at?" When Lephons saw Han Xing's bright smile, he suddenly became angry and almost broke his wand.
"I laugh at you for being so stupid, you don't even know if you've been deceived by Count Sāo!" Of course, Han Xing didn't know if there was a way to rejuvenate Count Sāo, but if he wanted to let this old man use it for himself, he naturally had to say so.
"Let me ask you, did Count Sāo say what the hell is the way to rejuvenate him?" Han Xing asked as if he was holding a wisdom bead in his hand, staring into the eyes of the red-robed old man Lefonsto.
"He didn't say it, this is a secret that is not passed on, of course he has no reason to tell me!" Le Funs looked suspicious, but he still said hard.
"My ** teacher! Count Na (sāo) is just a mere count, with his (shēn) family, how can there be a rejuvenating medicine? What's more, I don't even tell you what the method is, whether it is feasible (xìng), don't you think it's suspicious? Han Xing chuckled lightly and said in a good way.
"You mean, he may have lied to me? He doesn't have a way to rejuvenate at all? Isn't he afraid that when I find out the truth, I will get angry and take revenge on him? Did he bear the wrath of a ** master? Le Vonstou finally reacted, he suddenly realized, and then he was furious.
Like most deceived, Le Fons was so hopeful of Count Sāo's so-called "rejuvenation" approach that even if he found a flaw or a mistake, he would mentally help the scammer to lie.
Why? Quite simply, this is a kind of self-paralysis, and he really doesn't want to be disappointed anymore, so he would rather immerse himself in lies and live in false illusions from which he can't extricate himself.
"It's not possible, he must have lied to you! How rare are there ways to rejuvenate? Even if there is, it is an emperor, a king, or at least a duke-level secret that can only be mastered! He is just an earl, if there is a way to rejuvenate, can he still be just a little earl? You only need to offer the way, at least a duke! Han Xing laughed.
The old magician Lefons let out a long sigh, as if he had aged by more than a decade in an instant, and even the shadow (shēn) became more and more awkward. He was old, his glory days were gone, and no matter how powerful his mana was, it couldn't stop life from slipping away from his decaying body.
This feeling is very bad, like a small opening in the wrist, watching your blood flow out little by little, but powerless to stop it, full of helplessness and bitterness, as well as a deep sense of powerlessness and fatigue!
For the first time, he felt that the staff in his hand had become his most important pillar, as if he would lose the support of the staff, and he would fall headlong
Fall to the ground. A long, long time ago, in fact, it was not long, but for him, it was a long memory, this staff was just a tool he used to cast spells, light and fluttering like a bamboo pole, but now it seemed to weigh more than a thousand catties.
"To your wrath! I think he is likely to deceive your trust, and then wait for the opportunity to poison you, and come to a hundred, which is called crossing the river and demolishing the bridge in our Celestial Empire! I'm a lot of experience with that, and I'm one of his victims! Han Xing was still explaining in an orderly manner, but the old mage Le Fengs had no intention of cherishing Han Xing's words!
"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, there must be some way to rejuvenate it! This is an infinite world, an infinite world where everything is possible, there must be, there must be! The red-robed old man Lephons muttered like a madman.
"If you want to rejuvenate, I've got a solution!" Han Xing gave birth to the intention of recruiting this old guy, a magician with a near-lifespan, this is a treasure that can't be picked up with a lantern! You must know that magicians are already rare, and the older the magician, the more advanced the natural magic attainment.
The profession of magician is not melee, and its combat effectiveness is basically not affected by age, but it responds to the old saying, "ginger is still old and spicy"! Judging from the fact that this old gentleman's light technique has 20 points of damage per second, which lasts for more than ten minutes, his mana value is at least thousands! Such a master, he can't ask for it in Ping (rì), if he is not eager to rejuvenate and go to the doctor in a hurry, where can Han Xing bump into him? It's a national treasure!
"What will you do? You're just a young man, and besides, you're just an earl, so how do you know how to rejuvenate yourself! The red-robed mage Le Fengs let out a long sigh, his face full of lovelessness.
"Don't judge people by their appearance! First of all, I'm no ordinary earl, and I'm going to be promoted to duke soon! I'll tell you the truth, I've been in the Infinite World for less than a year, but I've already reached the Duke level! Secondly, aren't you curious why your magic doesn't work on me? Han Xing tried to make a statement to pique Le Funsto's interest.
But seeing that Lephons immediately came to his senses, he trembled and asked, "Could it be that you are the legendary first generation of reincarnation?" ”
Han Xing smiled and nodded, but listened to Baron Bird's helpful words: "My Lord Earl is not only a first-generation reincarnation, but also a realm lord!" ”
"The world... Realm Lord! No wonder, no wonder, so it is! Le Fonsto's face was at first full of surprise and incredulity, then turned to joy, like a desperate traveler in the desert, who sees an oasis and hears the sound of water (qíng).
"Lord Earl, I would like to hear from you, please tell me what the solution is!" Le Fonstur is like a different person, he was full of arrogance of a master before, but now he is respectful.
What Han Xing didn't know was that there was a saying circulating in the infinite world: It is better to sin the Son of Heaven than to evil the Lord of the Realm.
That is, if you offend a king or an emperor, it's a big deal to start over in another country. But if you offend a realm lord, it's the rhythm of chasing you to the ends of the earth! To put it mildly, the realm lord can eat this kind of strategic resource wherever he goes, he only needs to follow you to the country where he is, and then go to meet the local ruler, and in the end it will only be you who is unlucky! Who would offend a realm lord for the sake of an ordinary person?
"I'm just about to go to Pirates of the Caribbean, where there is a mysterious place called the Chūn Fountain. It is said to have a miraculous effect on rejuvenation! Han Xing smiled mysteriously.
That's right, this is Han Xing's plan, entering the world of Pirates of the Caribbean is a must-win, and the Fountain of Youth, Chūn, is just the right solution to Le Fonstus's problem. Of course, he also knew that the use of the green (chūn) fountain was very metaphysical and had to be exchanged for one, but so what? There are more scoundrels and villains in this world, and there are more scum and scum in the Caribbean.
"Great, great! I'd like to go with you to Pirates of the Caribbean! Le Fonstur seemed to regain his vitality, and he applauded cheerfully, as happy as a child. However, Han Xing can understand Le Fengstu's heart (qíng), the years have also left traces on him (shēn), and the wisps of hoarfrost on his sideburns are also traces left by the passage of time without (qíng)!
"Now, let's go clean up that damn Count Sāo!" Han Xing climbed up to the top of the city and said with a slight smile.
"That's what I mean, the old man also has an account to settle with him!" Le Vons must have been furious, and slammed his staff on the ground.
When he went up to the city, Han Xing realized that the north gate of the city was not unguarded! It's just that those soldiers are hiding in the city gate, secretly looking at themselves, as if they have made up their minds to let Le Fons stage an empty city plan. relied on his magic to wipe out Han Xing and the others, but he didn't expect the old gentleman to patronize Han Xing and bathe in the "rì" light! Now seeing that Han Xing led Roy, Baron Bird and other nobles to kill them, they immediately pounced.
Unexpectedly, Le Fengstu, who had just changed his court, couldn't wait to perform in front of Han Xing, so they were immediately made into roast duck by the red light of the scorching (rè), or yellow stewed chicken? Called Flower Chicken?
God knows, the armor they wore not only did not serve any purpose in the face of magic, but was burned so hot that he made them scream, and even the sword became so hot that the hot weapons in their hands were covered and sucked on their fingers, which were red and swollen, and hot and painful.
In just a few minutes, less than two hundred and fifty soldiers of the Sāo Army present were cleaned up, and even Han Xing was amazed, magic is powerful, this Le Fengstus ** division is simply a humanoid nuclear weapon! And it's much more environmentally friendly than nuclear weapons, and it can be recycled indefinitely!
As Baron Bird led the men to open the north gate of Marlborough, Han Xing's army of 4,000 officially entered Marlborough.
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But when he said that Count Na (sāo) was proud of the wind, he saw a small soldier come to spoil the fun, "Lord Earl, the northern city wall has been captured!" ”
"What, you said the North Gate had fallen? There are more than 250 of you, and not more than 250 pigs, how can you lose the northern wall so easily? "Our Count Sāo asked with a look of incredulity, he had arranged for a great magician to sit on the northern wall! In order to guard against Han Xing's surprise attack and occupy a favorable position, how could he still be defeated by the enemy?
"Where's that Levinster? Where is the old guy who calls himself the ** master Le Fonstus? Count Na (sāo) grabbed the poor soldier and said.
"He, he's betrayed! It was he who used magic that made us ········" The soldier grimaced.
"Come on, follow me to the north wall!" As soon as Count Na (sāo) waved his hand, he was about to lead the people to the northern city wall, but he heard a voice coming from a distance.
"Lord Earl, don't be so troublesome; I don't need you to come to me, I'm already here! "But I saw a person wearing silver metal plate armor, (xiōng) a blue swallow made of gems at the mouth of the lifelike blue (shēn) with a navy blue silver-rimmed cloak, standing on the city wall, comfortably bathing in (rì) light and the caress of the breeze, and looking contemptuously at the Count of Na (sāo) below, this person is naturally our protagonist Han Xing!
"Hahaha, you actually sent it to the door yourself? All right! I let you run away last time, this time, there is a way in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door to hell for you to vote! "When Count Sāo saw Han Xing's appearance, he felt angry.
"Count Sāo, I have an account to settle with you!" Grand Magire Le Vonstus took off his hood, revealing his weather-beaten, age-spotted face and dull silver-white hair.
"Master Levinster! Here you are, quick, quick, help me kill this damn Oriental, and you'll get what you want! Count Sāo put on a different face, took out a green glass bottle with silver trim from his bosom, and shook the liquid inside. Seeing this, Lefons's face changed drastically, showing hesitation, and there was a grunt in his throat, and his Adam's apple floated up and down.
"As you wish!" Levons looked at Han Xing, then at Count Sāo, and then raised his staff high, and a blazing red light pierced the sky and flew out of his staff.
At this time, the eyes of Count Na (sāo) were full of joy that (yīn) had succeeded, and Han Xing's eyes were full of indifference about victory.
The red light gradually dilated in the pupils of Count Sāo, and at this moment, time seemed to stand still, and only a terrible scream pierced through the barriers of time and space, and returned (dàng) to Marburg. After a few seconds, all that remained of Count Sāo was a charred corpse with some blackened strips of charred rags on it.
Why is Han Xing so indifferent? Because he knows that Lefons will make the right choice, and even if he doesn't, he won't hurt himself in the slightest! What's more, the words of a realm lord + quasi-duke and the words of an earl + a former liar, anyone knows which one to believe! Han Xing gave Le Fengstur an accurate goal and a feasible plan, as if it was a broad road in front of him. The so-called "rejuvenation" of Count Sāo is a nihilistic environment woven by lies.
After witnessing the "cremation ceremony" of Count Sāo, the soldiers present dropped their weapons one after another, held their heads in their hands, and gave up resistance. At first, it was one or two, and then Hao Hao (dàng) (dàng)'s Na (sāo) army fell like dominoes.
Le Fengsdu was all at the side of the charred corpse of Count (sāo), picked up the exquisite silver-edged green glass bottle, and said proudly: "Hmph~ idiot, the old man killed you, can't you get it too!" ”
He opened the cap of the bottle, put some of the potion in the palm of his hand, sniffed it, and then threw it out in disgust, and then spat at the corpse of Count Sāo and said, "Bah, despicable villain! ”