This time, it was Shen Yu's turn to have two pink toilet paper balloons on his nose and spoke angrily to Yuyu, "Get up!" What the hell! Ugly! Take it away, take it away! ”

Yuyu: "Why were you so positive when you stuffed me?" You know this thing doesn't look good, do you? ”

Shen Yu: "...... You're not like me. ”

Yuyu: "What's the difference?" Do you have a lot of blood, do you want to release it for some fun? ”

Shen Yu: "......" You don't look bad when you stuff it! It's pretty good.

In fact, when Shen Yu saw Yuyu for the first time, he was squatting in the shade of the small square of the vegetable market, with fried dough sticks in one hand and soy milk in the other, and his cheeks were propped up into two small buns.

Of course, the word cute was thought of by Shen Yu later, when he felt that there were hundreds of people in the entire small square, and he saw the loose squatting guy at a glance, and in the following half an hour, without even noticing it, the afterglow of his eyes had been watching him.

The more he looked at it, the more he felt that this person was quite pleasing to the eye, even though he had been watching the excitement with great interest, and Shen Yu knew that he was the one who was lively.

In fact, on the first day of work, Shen Yu saw him at the factory gate.

The blue labor cloth overalls uniformly distributed in the factory were worn on others, and Shen Yu felt that he couldn't even bother to distinguish between men and women from his back, but it was so strange that he saw the lazy and lazy fish at a glance in the bustling blue in the speeding car.

Later, Yuyu was transferred to the data room as an administrator, but in fact, Shen Yu did some tricks. Of course, he wouldn't ask Ma Weiwei directly, he just had to scare the black and thin old man in the data room, who was as timid as a mouse, and the old man would tremble and ask for a change of guard.

Shen Yu is not afraid that it is not Yuyu who is transferred, if he doesn't just change it, anyway, just those few suitable people, Yuyu seems to have the most background to bully, with Ma Weiwei's character, he has the best chance of being selected.

Of course, Shen Yu couldn't tell Yuyu that he thought he was cute even if he had two pink toilet paper balls on his nose and exhaled stupidly with his mouth open.

He can't let Yuyu know that he thinks he's cute!

As for why he hasn't had time to think about it, anyway, he just can't let him know!

Yuyu didn't know if it was intentional, and stuffed Shen Yu's beautiful nose with tall mountain roots into a fat garlic head before he was satisfied.

Shen Yu threw Yuyu out directly, locked himself in the kitchen and applied a cold compress, and let Yuyu ignore him when he said anything outside the door.

When Shen Yu finally cleaned up his nose, it was time for Yuyu to leave.

Shen Yu's face darkened instantly: "Go back?" What did you tell me last night?! ”

Yuyu: "......" is not, can you make it clear?! And what kind of expression do you have? With this word, tone, and expression, I don't know and think I'm a scumbag who doesn't admit it with my pants up!

Shen Yu: "I knew I couldn't believe your words!" ”

Yuyu: "......" let me translate, you want to say "a man's mouth, a deceitful ghost", right?

Shen Yu: "You can try one?!" You dare to go, you wait! ”

Yuyu: "...... "I'm leaving, are you going to die to show me?"

……

Shen Yu lost his temper, and Yuyu honestly taught him a lesson. The scene is very harmonious, at least I didn't do it, and in the end, I lost my temper and choked myself, but I refused to leave the angry object more than ten centimeters, and I kept sticking to people's anger, and I was so angry that I had to stick to it for others to see.

See! You're so angry! Do you still dare to go?!

Yuyu didn't dare to go, she had to come back and work hard to coax her next time, this person was too difficult to coax, she was really afraid.

Yuyu: "Brother, I don't have something to do when I go back!" We're both stuck here, the information is not smooth, in case someone serves a pot, it's over! ”

Shen Yu: "With me, what are you afraid of?" ”

Yuyu: You're a troublemaker! You can't stop where you are!

But you can't say that: "I know it's okay with you, but that's not, isn't the case of my family heirloom damage still being tried, and the police station won't let me go out of the city casually." ”

Shen Yu: "Your family heirloom? What is it? ”

Yuyu: "Just, just, anyway, the ancestors left, more than 100 years ago, experts have said that it is a good thing!" It's worth more than 10,000! Yuyu felt that she dared to say that she was a little Maza, and Shen Yu could directly slap her to death.

Shen Yu: "When I go back to compensate you for one, a thousand years, is it worth a million?" ”

Yuyu: "......" is really rich and confident!

"Brother, no matter how valuable you give, it's not left by my ancestors! I want my father's! Besides, the police station won't let me go! ”

Shen Yu: "......" He really commanded the police station for the time being.

In the end, Yuyu even coaxed and deceived, Shen Yu was finally willing to let Yuyu go, "You don't have to worry about anything when you go back, I will let Lao Ou deal with it." Dog ......"

Yuyu: "Dog leftover, it has a name, it's called Shen Dog leftover!" ”

Shen Yu: "Why is your surname Shen?!" No surnames! Call Zhou Dog Leftover! ”

Yuyu: "What is your dog's surname not Shen?" It's Shen Gou's leftovers! You dog son! ”

Shen Yu: "...... If I don't have the surname Zhou, I'll stew it when I go back! ”

Yuyu: "The pot that stewed is also Shen Gou's leftovers!" ”

Shen Yu: "Okay, then you two wait!" See how I clean you both up when I go back! ”

Yuyu: "Anyway, what else have you punished besides punishing it for standing on a stake?" How do I find a few patches of alopecia areata on his head and stomach? ”

Shen Yu: "That has nothing to do with me, Lao Ou took it to Donald to see, Donald said that it was circular alopecia areata caused by depression, and he didn't say how to treat it, so he said to keep it away from me." ”

Yuyu: "You're really capable! "Dogs can make you suffer from depression and round alopecia areata! So that's to keep it away from you, that's to keep you away from it!

Shen Yu: "Are you scolding me in your heart?" ”

Yuyu: "Brother, if you don't treat me better, I'll be bald too!" ”

Shen Yu: "Just be bald, I don't mind." ”

Yuyu: "I'll like you more if you're bald!" Would you like to try it? ”

Shen Yu: "......"

Yuyu: "Why are you so red?" Why don't you go back and don't get heatstroke. ”

Shen Yu: "...... Don't talk nonsense to others in the future! Why don't you have a doorkeeper, you dare to talk nonsense to outsiders! "What do you like or dislike, don't learn well at a young age! Tell him it's okay, and tell outsiders it's okay?!

……

The two of them quarreled until the long-distance bus drove over, Shen Yu suddenly shut up and refused to say a word, pursed his mouth and looked at Yuyu fixedly, with no expression on his face, and even a little fierce, but Yuyu inexplicably saw the grievances in his eyes.

Yuyu instantly made up his brain, feeling that he was like a parent who left his child to go out to work, and the aggrieved big man in front of him was the left-behind child who did not disobey at all!

Yuyu: "I'll come to see you next weekend!" I'm going to make you noodles, the cold noodles you ordered today. ”

Yuyu: "Zhou Gou leftover!" Periphery alopecia areata! Zhou ugly! In the future, it will be my dog, and it is my business to get into trouble and be embarrassed, with my surname, the ownership is still yours, okay? ”

Yuyu: "I'll come early next weekend, and if I can't catch the bus after work on Saturday, I'll take a ride, and I'll definitely be there right away!" ”

……

Yuyu coaxed his ancestors like coaxing, and after coaxing the old man for a long time, Shen Yu finally spoke, "My new car will come next week, and I'll pick you up." "The little white car hit Zhang Hanguang and is now detained.

The driver had already stopped and waited for several minutes, if it weren't for Shen Yu dressed like a returned overseas Chinese, Yuyu threw up a big box of big front door when he parked, people left early, how could they give Yuyu time to coax Master Shen to be happy.

Yuyu got into the car and shouted to Shen Yu from the car window: "I'll come next weekend, you have to eat by yourself!" "it, that's it, my father!

It wasn't until the car was far away and no longer visible that Yuyu retracted his head, and there were too many people in the car to find a seat, and Yuyu was huddled on the engine cover with a basket of eggs, a woven bag of potatoes, and two ducks with their legs tied and their wings croaking.

As soon as she sat down, she realized that something was wrong, and as soon as she pulled out her pocket, she took out a roll of hundred-dollar bills, and a small note the width of a finger fell lightly from it.

There were three words on the note: Spend as much as you like.

Yuyu stuffed the money in his pocket, pinched the note and read it for a long time, and finally could only support his forehead: Ouch ancestor! You're really, a kid's way of making friends! If I want to be friends with you, I will try my best to be good to you, I will be exclusive, and I want to stick with you without separation! Otherwise, I'm not happy!

Horn! Horn! Yuyu smiled, she really didn't have a childhood friend, and suddenly she had such one, and it felt very good!

Halfway through the car, there was finally a seat where Yuyu could avoid the beaks that the two ducks had been poking her ass!

Yuyu breathed a sigh of relief, leaned back in his seat and quickly fell asleep on the bumpy rural gravel road. When she woke up, it was not the blue-gray cement road and the tube building in Pengcheng, but pitch black, and there were two people discussing in her ears.

"What are you tying people back for?! Just take the money away, who will buy it when it's so big? ”

"You'll see later! This looks like a thief! ”

"Joon, too! People buy their sons to pass on their ancestors, and they don't want to sell them after the age of eight! This one is too big to raise! ”

"Who is going to sell them to those poor hillbillies as sons! Don't we know Brother Dao, Brother Dao is doing big business! People want to be handsome, transport them to the Xiangjiang River, and give them to the rich for entertainment! ”

"You mean ......? Oops, how I didn't think of that! This is really handsome! It's so handsome! The more you look at it, the more handsome it gets! I can really earn a lot for Brother Dao! ”

……

Yuyu listened for a while and understood! With her, this is the way of human traffickers!

Then her first reaction was not that her life was in danger, but that her heart was tight, it's over! Shen Yu asked her to call him when she went home, if she knew that she was gone, Shen Yu couldn't think that she had run away!

This ancestor is so angry that he might do something!

It's harder to coax next time!