As the parents of a senior scumbag, these two can be said to know their son Li Dan well.

What a big fuss did this stinky boy make at school today, so as to alarm the homeroom teacher to brave the cold to visit in person on Friday night.

At this moment, Li Dan's parents felt that their imagination and psychological endurance were seriously insufficient.

"Teacher Yu, don't be angry, we'll clean him up when we turn around!"

Father Li smiled at Yu Qian and gave Mother Li a look, and the latter understood, turned his face and went to the bedroom to find a feather duster.

When Li Dan saw this situation, he just wanted to escape from the door, but his arm was firmly grasped by Comrade Li's right hand like iron pincers, and he immediately couldn't move.

"Okay, what are you going to do with him?" Yu Qian saw that the atmosphere was suddenly wrong, and he was curious: "By the way, classmate Li Dan usually studies ancient literature at home, right?" ”

As soon as this sentence came out, Li Dan's family was stunned.

"Oh - Teacher Yu, you are here for me to recite the ancient text this morning, but it scared me to death......" Li Dan's reaction was fast, and he immediately realized that he had turned evil into good fortune.

Li's father and Li's mother are blindsided, of course their own son is the most clear, this stinky boy usually doesn't even bother to look at a book at home, how can he suddenly delve into such a high-end and high-grade thing as ancient literature?

"By the way, what kind of profession do you two have?"

Yu Qian looked around, but did not find that Li Dan's family had the shadow of a scholarly family, and was slightly curious.

"I work at the city police station, a police officer. His mother worked as an accountant in a steel mill...... Usually, Li Dan doesn't cause you much trouble. ”

Father Li introduced with a smiling face.

"Oh...... That's right. Li Dan memorized the full text of "Lisao" this morning, which is nearly 3,000 words of Chu Ci! Yu Qian thought of the situation in the morning, and was slightly excited: "You have heard the phrase 'the swan song of the historian, the rhyme of the separation', which is a high evaluation of Sima Qian's "Historical Records". This sentence also reflects how lofty the status of "Lisao" is in the history of Chinese literature......"

Li Dan's family of three listened to Yu Qian's gushing elaboration with a blank face, although they didn't understand a lot of what the other party said, but they inexplicably felt very powerful.

Yu Qian talked endlessly for more than half an hour, and the knowledge gave people the feeling that it was not just a high school Chinese teacher.

"As soon as I was excited, I said more...... In short, Li Dan is a good seedling. It's a pity that I didn't find him early in the past two years...... There are more than 200 days left before the college entrance examination, don't let up your two at home, let's work hard together with our school and family, maybe there is still hope for this child! ”

After Yu Qian said these words, he left.

Under the street lamp, you can vaguely see the short and fat figure against the biting cold wind, riding a small electric car and slowly disappearing into the night.

"Your homeroom teacher is very realistic...... That's right, from now on, confiscate your phone! No watching TV, no playing on the computer! You can go back to my room and study! ”

Yu Qian's words just now touched Father Li quite a lot.

Usually his work is busy, Li's mother also works overtime every once in a while, and Li Dan has been too naughty since he was a child, and his mind is not on learning at all, so he simply adopts a sheep-herding parenting method.

The essence of the sheep-herding method is twofold.

One of the essences is to let it go, let it run around the mountains and wilderness on weekdays, without restraint.

The second essence is to use a whip, once the sheep runs out of bounds, or causes trouble, it is inevitable to teach it to be honest and behave properly.

Who would have thought that Li Dan not only comprehended the essence of running around the mountains, but also his ability to resist whipping became stronger and stronger.

As I get older, I feel a little uncontrollable.

Being locked in the room, looking at a table of textbooks, Li Dan had a feeling of wanting to cry without tears.

What's more, this trick is very ruthless, didn't it just make you a little embarrassed this morning, plus drank a sip of water soaked in wolfberries...... actually gave himself a trick to draw salary.

Can't play with his mobile phone, can't watch TV, can't play with the computer, Li Dan feels like the sky is about to fall.

Li Dan is in a very bad mood now, and his current miserable situation is not as happy as being whipped by a feather duster!

"Alas—I should have kept a low profile and not been in public. It was good to be a scumbag comfortably, but now I can only be forced to drive ducks to the shelves. ”

Li Dan casually opened a book, which was densely packed with English.

"As a Chinese, why should you learn the language of birds abroad from an early age! Do you have to take the high school entrance examination, and you still have to take the college entrance examination? Litter! Shit! Fawn over foreign things! ”

Li Dan angrily threw the English book aside and picked up another book.

Functions, equations, solid geometry......

Seeing the mathematical formulas full of eyes, what X, Y, and all kinds of three-dimensional figures, Li Dan felt that his head was like a balloon constantly pumping, pumping, it had swelled to the limit, and it was about to explode.

"Help...... Who's going to save me......"

Li Dan immediately had a strong urge to tear all the books in front of him to shreds!

However, just thinking about it, he didn't dare to do it.

Because, with the urine of his parents, as long as he dares to tear up the book, these two will tear up their biological son in minutes!

With a creak, the door opened.

Mother Li walked in, holding a feather duster in her hand, dangling in mid-air, not knowing where to put it.

"Mom, I can't do this question, can you teach me......"

Li Dan turned around and pretended to be diligent and inquisitive.

Mother Li was stunned for a moment, took the book and looked at it for a long time, then suddenly raised her feather duster and slapped it on Li Dan's shoulder: "Are you a student or am I a student, is it your college entrance examination or my college entrance examination?" I told you to study hard, what bad water are you holding?! ”

Feeling the hot pain coming from his shoulder, Li Dan was completely speechless.

Mom, Mom, what you said makes so much sense, you can't refute it at all!

Also, you came in and came in, and what were you doing with a feather duster?

Do you care about my study, or do you relieve your itchy hands?

Sure enough, after Mother Li slapped Li Dan with a feather duster, she suddenly felt much more comfortable in her heart, and the feeling of not falling was swept away at once, and she went out humming a song.

"By the way, your dad and I will be working overtime and not at home tomorrow, so you can solve the meal by yourself."

After walking to the door, Mother Li remembered what she wanted to say when she came in just now, and said with a smile.