Chapter 201: This Machine Doesn't Work!
It's been a few days since Xinling last visited!
In the past few days, Zhang Wei has always been in a daze and laughing from time to time, if it weren't for the fact that he didn't play with his mobile phone, Yang San would have thought that he had chatted with Xinling!
The love apartment seems to have exhausted the fun at once, and the days are a little boring, but fortunately, Yang San soon ushered in new fun!
"Ding, the system update is complete, please pay attention to the host!"
One day, Yang San suddenly received a message from the system, and was stunned, thinking that this product was hanging!
Yang San secretly counted, how long has this product been updated? Forget it, don't count, why is it that other people's system updates are calculated by the hour, and my system updates are calculated by the month?
"System system, have you updated any new features? Introducing! Yang San thought expectantly!
"Ding, what's new... Sort of! ”
"Nani?" Yang San was shocked, this system won't be Alzheimer's, right?
"Ding, the system found that it seems more interesting to substitute you directly into the characters in the play, so the system decided that it will help you arrange the characters in the play in the future!"
"For example?" Yang San said suspiciously!
"Ding, for example, male lead, female lead, male partner, female partner, etc!"
This time, the sound of the system was very vague, but Yang San always felt that something inexplicable seemed to be mixed in!
"What else?"
"Ding, and... Gone! ”
“…”
Dare you update this inexplicable thing after updating it for n months, old horse, can you return it? Bad reviews are not negotiable!
"Forget it, when will you be able to cross?" Yang San said that he has been idle recently, so it is better to go to other worlds to have fun!
"Ding, tonight!"
"Yes, yes, I finally heard a good news, do you know what world it is now?" Yang San asked happily!
"Ding, I know, I won't tell you!"
“…”
Yang San felt that if he could unload it, he must unload the goods!
Yang San decided to ignore the goods for the time being, turned around and walked to the apartment!
When I returned to 3601, I saw Zhang Wei sitting on the sofa typing on the computer!
Yang San asked curiously, "Zhang Wei, what are you doing?" The code word doesn't go back to the room to code, why did you come here? ”
"There's no way, Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao next door are yelling and screaming, and they are all noisy and dead across the door, I have to hand in a 25-page paper on property law on Sunday, and my head is about to explode!" Zhang Wei shouted anxiously!
Suddenly, the landline rang!
Zhang Weigang picked it up and listened, "Hey? Feed... Well? ”
Yang San casually ripped off the phone line after Zhang Wei picked up the phone, and Zhang Wei suddenly exclaimed in surprise, "Yang San, what are you doing, why did you pull the phone line?" ”
"It's okay, so you don't even answer the phone call of this landline recently, just pull the phone line!" Yang San said indifferently!
Zhang Wei asked curiously, "Why?" ”
"It's not Ziqiao yet, what do you say that the current sister has to let him stay on the landline, the one next door to him doesn't stay here, I got up in the middle of the night last night and picked up three!"
"Wouldn't it, Ziqiao is so lacking in virtue now?" Zhang Wei suddenly shouted excitedly!
Yang San suddenly glanced at him, and said helplessly, "I have already told Yifei and them, let them and all those who know about this landline inform them not to call this landline recently, this plane will not work!" ”
"This line is estimated to have been secretly connected by Ziqiao, and I ripped it off after answering the third call last night!"
"Ahem, it's useless to just pull the thread, you can't use it in the future, right?" Zhang Wei said speechlessly!
"It's okay, I've already notified the people at the phone company, ask them to change the number for us again, and wait for the new number to be opened, remember, don't tell Ziqiao about our change of number!" Yang San instructed solemnly!
"Uh..."
Yang San casually took the microphone in Zhang Wei's hand, and at this time, Ziqiao secretly opened the door and ran in!
"San'er, San'er, whose phone number? Are you looking for me? ”
Looking at Ziqiao's expectant appearance, Yang San naturally narrowed his eyes slightly and smiled, "It's the telephone company, and it notified us that this machine is down in arrears!" ”
"Really?" Ziqiao exclaimed in surprise, and then muttered in a low voice, "No wonder I didn't make a single phone call!" ”
"And when are you going to pay your phone bill?"
Yang San tilted his head and thought, "Hmm... I don't have much time for the last few days, so in a few days, there are no people on this machine anyway! ”
"What? It's cold after a few days! Ziqiao suddenly exclaimed!
"What's cold?" Yang San pretended not to know and asked!
"No... It's nothing, hehe..."Ziqiao rolled his eyes and smiled awkwardly, then gritted his teeth and took out a hundred yuan and said in righteous words!
"San'er, this machine is also very important, maybe there will be an important call coming in at any time, so the shutdown is not a solution, I decided to personally sponsor a hundred yuan, you go and pay the phone bill as soon as possible!"
Yang San looked at Ziqiao with a smile, and wanted to refuse, but when he turned his head and saw Zhang Wei's eyes glowing, he suddenly smiled:
"But I really don't have time, why don't you give it to Zhang Wei, just now he said he was going to the bar downstairs, let him run a few more steps!"
"Huh? Oh..."Zhang Wei exclaimed in surprise, but immediately saw the smile in Yang San's eyes, and instantly understood, and said extremely "calmly", "Yes, yes, I'm going to go to the bar downstairs in a while!" ”
"Really? Then please help me pay it! Ziqiao said happily!
"Hmm... Well, I'll just go the extra mile! Zhang Wei frowned slightly, and deliberately paused for a while before responding!
Ziqiao immediately excitedly handed over the money to Zhang Wei, and said seriously, "That's really good, Zhang Wei, you are a person who contributes to society!" ”
Seeing Ziqiao twist his ass and hum a song and leave, Zhang Weicai whispered, "San'er, what should I do with this money?" ”
Yang San smiled and said, "Didn't Ziqiao say it, let you pay the 'phone bill'!" ”
"Oh... Got it, I'm going to the bar downstairs! Zhang Wei said meaningfully!
"Remember to keep it a secret!"
"Don't worry, I swear in the name of RMB!" Zhang Wei said with a serious face.
…
In the blink of an eye, it was 11 o'clock in the middle of the night!
Yang San locked the door and asked, "System, can you tell me the world you will cross for a while?" ”
"Ding, the next world is "The Legend of the White Snake"!"
"White Snake?" Yang San was stunned for a moment, although he said that his current strength is not low, but in the White Snake, it is estimated that he can only be at the bottom!
Don't look at Yang San now killing fox spirits and slashing Baqi, this is because the strength of the main world itself is low!
But in the White Snake, there is heaven, earth, and the west, and any one of them can pinch him to death with his fingers!
Don't look at Baqi, who has lived for thousands of years, Bai Suzhen has only practiced for a thousand years, but life and cultivation can be the same, Bai Suzhen is about to be ranked in the immortal class!
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